Chapter 280: The Fart King

Hearing Liu Yongping's words, Ding Ning also looked him up and down, and finally believed this fact.

Indeed, Liu Yongping is too young, he can achieve certain achievements in technology, but it is really a bit unbelievable and even a little whimsical to become an old man at such a young age.

However, Ding Ning is not entangled in this, and he likes Liu Yongping not because the other party may be the identity of the elder.

As long as this matter is done, everything will be fine together, and there is no need to dwell on this matter.

Thinking of this, Ding Ning was happy for a while, and couldn't help but take Liu Yongping's arm and ask delicately.

"We went to see that house before, is it inhabitable now? I wanted to design it myself. ”

"Oh? Are you going to design our wedding room yourself? ”

"Nasty!"

The voices of the two people echoed in the street, and the happy appearance also infected the pedestrians around them, and they all cast their blessed eyes at the two.

It was originally just an ordinary road, but as the two walked through, the sun had shone, making it seem to have become a road to happiness.

At the same time, in the yard of Ding's father's house, the little fat man was playing with ten other children in the same yard.

Puff~

Just when they were very happy, a very loud fart sound sounded behind the little fat man's protective stock.

When the children heard this, they first paused, and then burst into laughter.

There was even a child pointing to the little fat man and said.

"Hahaha, what a loud fart, you won't be the king of stinky farts, right?"

"You're the king of stinky farts, didn't you also let out a fart louder than me before..."

Poof...

The little fat man subconsciously retorted, but before he could finish speaking, a series of farts rang out from behind his buttocks, as loud as firecrackers during the New Year.

The child who originally laughed at the little fat man shut up directly, and the little fat man in the courtyard who was a little jealous was afraid of being accidentally injured by a fart.

The little fat man also looked at his little ass in shock, and he didn't know how he could let out so many farts.

But before he could figure it out, the next scene directly left an indelible shadow on his young heart.

As a series of farts were over, the next thing seemed to be the real show, and the farts began to be released one after another.

And in a state that can't be stopped at all, Chubby seems to have become a fart machine at this time.

The children on the side were all frightened, and they scattered and fled, screaming incessantly.

"Ah, he's such a stinky fart king, run, don't be infected by his fart."

"Mom, help."

In such an atmosphere, some children even cried in fear and ran back to their houses.

The little fat man was also a little confused, and subconsciously wanted to chase his little friend, and behind him was a series of farts, as if it was a machine with only the sound of a cannon, wherever he went, where he put it.

The little fat man is indeed a little fat, and he can't catch up with other children for a while, so he can only keep playing in the whole yard like a fart making machine.

Soon, the people who were originally in the house had already smelled this rich and incomparably stinky fart smell and came out to check the situation.

When they saw this scene, everyone's mouth was wide open, and for a moment they couldn't believe that this was something that could happen to a child.

Soon, Ding's father and Ding's mother were also smoked out by stinky farts, and they were all startled when they saw the little fat man like this.

Hurriedly ran forward to check the situation, after all, it was their most precious son, even if it was stinky, they endured it.

And the little fat man didn't know if he was scared to cry at this time, or because his friends didn't play with him, he was already crying.

A small fat hand kept slapping its ass, trying to make it stop.

But this fart seems to be endless, no matter how hard he tries, he just can't stop, endlessly.

"What did you eat, and how did it come to be like this?"

Father Ding's brows were furrowed, and he looked a little incomprehensible.

"I didn't eat anything, just breakfast, it's not noon yet, could it be that there is a problem with breakfast? Breakfast was made by Liu Yongping, he wouldn't be..."

When Ding Mu heard this, she began to analyze, and then she set her target on Liu Yongping, because on this day, there was also a variable in him.

But before the word 'drugging' could be spoken, Father Ding directly interrupted her words and scolded.

"Don't talk nonsense, we also ate all the food cooked by Yongping, why am I fine? And we don't even want protection, so why does he need to drug our children? After that, it was a family. ”

Hearing this, Ding Mu didn't refute it, and this is indeed the case, but in this way, there is no way to explain the state of the little fat man.

But it is imperative that it is impossible to explain this matter, so I can only endure the stinky fart and take it home and use the dirt method.

But until the afternoon, the situation still did not improve, and the farts were louder than the other, and the whole compound was filled with this smell.

Not to mention the Ding family, it was even more like a dreamlike feeling of slowly waving smoke in the air.

If it weren't for the unacceptable taste, it would have been a spectacle.

In the end, Ding's father couldn't bear it anymore, so he pulled the little fat man and walked to the hospital, leaving Ding's mother to clean up the house at home.

Along the way, the two of them have obviously become the focus of everyone's attention, and most people who carry firecrackers with them have seen them.

It's very rare to carry a person who uses a fart as a firecracker.

The little fat man stopped crying at this time, although his little face also showed an uncomfortable expression, but he finally accepted the fact that he became the king of farts.

One big and one small like this, walked to the hospital, and just as they were about to go in, the fart suddenly stopped.

Father Ding didn't pay much attention to it at first, and continued to walk forward, just walking, but the little fat man suddenly grabbed him and stopped leaving.

Father Ding felt it, and immediately turned around and said with some anger.

"What for? I'm going to the hospital soon, so let's go. ”

As a result, the little fat man was motionless, looked behind him, and found that the fart really didn't let go, and immediately said with a happy hand dance.

"I don't fart anymore, I'm not a fart king anymore."

Father Ding was stunned when he heard this, and then hurriedly came to the little fat man's side, waited for a long time, and found that he really didn't let go, so he was a little relieved.

It's just that the hospital ran in vain, and it was a shame to lose all the way, which is really a loss.

Thinking of this, Ding's father was very angry, and couldn't help kicking the little fat man twice, relieved his anger, and then took him home.

Let's try it soon, everyone. 】

Although the fart is not released, the previous things have not passed, and the little fat man still likes to mention the title of fart king.

This is not a joke between children, but has been unanimously agreed by everyone in the entire compound.

By the time Ding Ning and Liu Yongping finished their date and went back in the evening, the fart smell in the air had completely dissipated.

Therefore, Ding Ling did not smell a trace of it.

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