"Grandpa, grandpa, the UP master you follow has been updated!"

"Yueda, it's finally updated, and it's served three times in a row! Damn, it's a food video, cancel the triple! ”

"Yueda, have you forgotten that you are the UP master of the music area."

"New Year's Beast! I don't recognize you for this video! Anger! ”

"Luna, although your food is well done. But don't forget what we want! It's your song! New song! ”

"If the newcomer doesn't understand, he asks, why is it called up lord Yueda. Didn't he call Peng Peng no friends? ”

"Upstairs post-10 children, I'll give you a science popularization. Yueda is called a pun pun here, and there are no friends. But his ID on other music platforms is not Mu Ziyue. So we ten-year-old fans like to call him Yueda. ”

......

“... Why, these people know to slander me. Didn't I release an album a month ago? There are twelve songs, all of which have animated MVs. Slander! The slander of the thorn fruit! This group of people is all black powder at first glance! ”

In the simple room, Lin Peng wore a SpongeBob shorts and half-lay on the sofa in the most comfortable position. When he saw that the comments in the comment area of his latest issue of "How to Make the Simplest Food Hoof Flower Soup" were urging him to release a new song, a dissatisfied look instantly appeared on his face.

His new album was released last month. There are twelve songs in total, and each song has a music video that he has carefully crafted.

Since he was 18 years old, he has released 12 albums, 124 original songs, and 124 music MVs in the past 12 years.

What a dedicated UP master.

He really wanted to touch the chests of these people and ask, "What about your conscience?"

"No, this revenge is not a gentleman. When the video comes out next year, I must write a song about DISS their group of black fans! ”

Lin Peng put his phone aside, then stood up and stretched. I turned my head and looked out the window and noticed that the weather was good today. He looked at the chirping little sparrow on the jujube tree outside the house.

"It's mating season again. Looks like it's time for me to act... Such a pleasant decision! I'm going to fish today, no! It's fishing! ”

Lin Peng patted his palms and sighed that he was really a genius, and he had found an idea that could delight his body and mind.

As a victim of 996 in his previous life, Lin Peng pursued a truth of life after being reborn and spent the rest of his life happily.

It's impossible to work part-time.

He wants to be a salted fish, a salted fish who can lie down as much as he wants every day.

Music, up, food, etc., are all things he wants to make. It's not about making money.

Ding dong! Ding dong!

Just as he was changing his clothes and going out with his fishing tools, the doorbell rang.

"Who? I don't seem to have ordered takeout, is it a courier? No, I didn't fill in such a detailed online shopping address..."

Lin Peng, who was standing at the door, looked at the security door suspiciously, and couldn't figure out who was looking for him for a while.

At this time, a loud urging voice of a middle-aged woman came from outside the door. "Xiaopeng! Open the door, I know you're in there. Don't play me dead! If you don't open the door within 30 seconds, I'll let the locksmith work! ”

'Oops, it's Mom! How would she know the address of my new home??? ’

Hearing that it was his old mother's voice, Lin Peng instantly looked like a frosted eggplant.

It's not because he has a bad relationship with his mother, it's because he's 30 years old and still single.

When he reaches the age, he is urged to marry by his family, which is a common phenomenon in human society from ancient times to the present.

But Lin Peng felt that it was too troublesome to find a partner, and he still lived freely alone, doing whatever he wanted, without any constraints.

So...

"Hey... The good life ended with the knock on the door of Mom. ”

Outside the house, Ye Qingqing looked at his unfilial son's new house with an angry face. I thought that this time I must ask my son to bring her a girlfriend back, but this time she was fully prepared, and he had to agree if he didn't agree.

"This lady, do you want to pick the lock?"

At this time, a man in work clothes came to Ye Qingqing's side with a tool kit, glanced back at the group of old people behind him, hesitated for a moment, and asked his employer.

"Open!"

Seeing that his son hadn't opened the door yet, Ye Qingqing didn't want to wait, and directly ordered the locksmith to open the door.

"Open it, Mother, what wind is blowing you in? Why don't you let me know before you come, I'll pick you up. ”

Lin Peng, who was in the house, heard that his mother couldn't wait even thirty seconds to let the locksmith open the door, so he hurriedly opened the door, and greeted Ye Qingqing with a smile on his face.

"Ah, uncle, aunt, grandfather, grandma, grandpa, grandpa. Why are you here? Fast forward, fast forward! ”

Just as he was thinking about how to fool his mother, who was urging marriage, Lin Peng found that there was a group of people behind his mother, and he looked at it and found that it was all his elders and juniors, and the whole person was petrified.

'It's over, this time mom is really moving! Even the ancestors have moved out... It's so cunning that you actually attacked me! ’

"What are you blocking the door? Don't want your grandpa to come into your house? ”

Ye Qingqing looked at his son with white eyes, and when he saw him looking panicked, the anger in his heart dissipated a lot. I thought that the old lady ate more salt than the bridge, and wanted to continue to avoid marriage? This time, I brought all the ancestors here.

"How is that possible? Mom, am I like that... Uncle, you rest, I'll help you push grandpa. ”

......

In the living room, Lin Peng sat nervously on a small pony, looking at the elderly people sitting opposite him with a fluctuating expression.

The grandfather of the old age and the grandfather of the year of the mackerel were looking at him with a kind face.

The grandfather and grandfather of the ancient years are closing their eyes and recuperating, it seems that this time the matter of urging their grandson to go on a blind date has nothing to do with them, they are here to play soy sauce and eat melons.

And his grandmother and grandmother listened to his mother's complaint with a serious face.

Mom's machine-gun-like chatterbox, three sentences are inseparable from blind dates, marriage and baby...

As for his uncle and aunt, they were preparing meals in the kitchen. Uncle is a chef, and he is in charge of family gatherings during the New Year's holidays.

"Xiaopeng, why didn't you go to meet the university teacher you introduced to you last time?"

"I wasn't in the city at the time, and when I came back, she had already found a boyfriend."

"You! Then why didn't you contact Xiao Wang, the tax bureau introduced to you by your second aunt? That's the daughter of your second aunt's colleague, who is beautiful and smart, and the main thing is that she has a big ass and a baby. Why did you block people's WeChat? ”

"My personality is incompatible, call me early in the morning, I'm still dreaming, and I was woken up by her."

"Where's Xiao Chang?"

"It's too short."

"Xiao Yang?"

"She thinks I don't have a job..."

"Xiao Liu?"

"Too much talk..."

"You!"