Chapter 3: It's Hard to Take a Bath!

Yan Zheng didn't expect that a small bath problem made him understand what it means to pat his head and make a decision.

In his previous life, when he studied horse theory, he felt that the essence was to seek truth from facts and look at problems from the perspective of development and change.

Because only in this way can we give full play to the subjective initiative of the subject of practice and achieve the goal of transforming the world under the objective law.

At this moment, Yan Zheng only felt that he had taken a bath too simply, maybe in the future generations, this problem was not a problem, but in this wild era, it was really a big problem.

He searched around the tribe and found no utensils suitable for a bathtub, nor a pot that could meet the requirements for boiling a large amount of hot water.

Although this tribe has pottery, most of it is small.

The clay pot is also small, so it is natural to use it to cook something and boil some hot water. But if you want to boil the bath water, I'm afraid you have to use more than a dozen clay pots, and after it is burned, there are no suitable utensils for soaking in the hot bath.

As Yan Zheng, who has come over, naturally knows that the best thing to use for bathing is the bath bucket, but the bath bucket needs the hoop barrel process, which is a bit too difficult for savages.

So his original goal was to make large pottery, just like the big clay water tank of later generations.

"Hey, how could future generations think that it is so difficult to take a hot bath." Yan Zheng sighed with emotion, the civilization level of this tribe is too low, and large pieces of pottery are not capable of making them, although it may be that they do not have this need.

He looked around again and looked at the tribe's tools.

As a result, he was very helpless, this tribe has stone axes, stone spears, stone knives, and stone spoons. There are also bone arrowheads, stone arrowheads, and simple wooden bows.

But there is no one suitable for digging soil, and even the plow and plow have not been born, which shows that it has not yet entered the real agricultural era.

The only tool used to sow seeds was a sharp wooden stick, presumably just poking a hole, throwing down a handful of seeds, and watching the sky eat.

Yan Zhengchang sighed, the objective conditions were in front of him, and he could only exert his initiative on this basis.

After thinking for a while, he asked a few young men to bring stone axes and stone knives, and asked them to carry back a lot of stones from outside.

After returning to the thatched hut, he instructed the men to start digging the earth with stone axes, which was a little less efficient, but it could achieve the goal.

While digging in the earth, he instructed the rest of the men to start a fire and throw stones into the fire to burn it.

When a pit was almost dug was done, he spread a layer of small stones under it with his own hands, and then filled the pit with firewood and burned the pit fiercely.

The wildlings' eyes widened as they watched his strange behavior, and the leader stood aside, watching all this in silence.

After the pit burned hard and hot, Yan Zheng asked them to use clay pots to fetch water and pour it into the pit. While pouring water, throw in the hot stones.

Without containers, you can only make a pit! There is no cauldron to boil water, just use stones to heat it!

Yan Zheng felt that he had used the objective conditions to the extreme, he had never found out before that he was so smart.

Seeing the water in the pit continue to bubble up hot, he smiled and tested the temperature of the water with his hands.

After thinking that it was about the same, he pointed to the old man lying there, and then to the hot puddle.

After the leader understood this, his eyes shrank sharply, and his eyes looked at Yan Zheng with extremely complicated eyes.

The rest of the savages were the same, they unconsciously took a few steps away from him, and some of them even showed hatred in their eyes.

In the eyes of the savages, only food can be boiled in hot water, and if a living person is put in it, is it possible to eat people?

Yan Zheng smiled and shook his head, it is always difficult to accept new things, especially for such uncivilized savages.

He knew that for everyone to accept it, there had to be a pioneer who ate the first crab.

He didn't make another gesture, but under the gaze of these people, he slowly walked towards the hot water puddle.

As he lay comfortably in the hot puddle, the wild man erupted in exclamation.

The leader came to the pit first, looking at Yan Zheng with a look of enjoyment, he put his hand into the puddle.

With the first one, there is a second one, and soon the puddle was surrounded by people on the third and outer floors, and a pair of black hands greeted Hot Water and Yan Zheng.

Yan Zheng was annoyed by the touch, and quickly got up from the puddle.

The leader looked at the puddle, thought for a moment, and then let a savage girl lie down in it.

The savage girl shivered into the puddle, and though she was timid, she did not take a step back.

As she lay down, her closed eyes snapped open and she let out a long moan.

She was refreshed, and the feeling of taking a bath was amazing, which was a physical and mental feeling she had never had in so many years of life.

The rest of the savages were boiling and wanted to go down and experience it.

Seeing this, Yan Zheng hurriedly expelled these people and began to signal how to clean them.

He used the girl in the puddle as the object of the demonstration, and carefully washed her hair with plant ash.

When the clumps of hair were soaked softly, when the clumps of dirt turned the water cloudy, the girl finally revealed her true complexion.

Yan Zheng was stunned, with a bronzed complexion, three-dimensional facial features, and a wild figure.

This bath is so worth it, he can rub it for a year!

When the girl was washed, all the savages were stunned and surrounded the girl as if she had changed someone.

This girl is also a little unsatisfied, and her whole body is comfortable as if she is reminiscing.

The leader looked at the black water in the hot puddle and fell into deep thought.

Yan Zheng fished out a handful of various parasites from the water, approached the leader and said, "This, insects, bite people, people will get sick." ”

While talking and gesturing, he was shocked in his heart, who would have thought that parasites could also emerge in a certain organ, and if he didn't carry out a big health campaign, how could he guarantee his happiness in the second half of his life?

The leader pinched a few worms from his hand, groped in his hair, and found a few.

After a comparison, the leader smiled. After he thanked Yan Zheng with tribal etiquette, he began to ask people to continue digging pits and burning stones.

The next thing is that there is no need for Yan Zheng to command, and the wild man in the thatched hut burst out with great enthusiasm for taking a hot bath.

After a while, the sound of comfortable moans came and went.

Yan Zheng believed that as long as he insisted on bathing for a month, this tribe would become the cleanest existence in the barbarian era.

And the old man was also carried into a larger hot puddle, and the chief himself washed him.

He learned Yan Zheng's technique, using plant ash to clean his hair first, and when he saw pieces of insects coming out, his expression became more and more solemn.

Halfway through the wash, he made a move that surprised Yan Zhengdu, he picked up the stone knife and directly twisted the old man's hair.

While strangled, he looked at Yan Zheng.

Yan Zheng touched his short hair, thinking that he wouldn't lead the trend of short hair in the savage world, right?

Wouldn't the words of the parents of the body not need to be born?

After the leader finished twisting the old man's hair, he muttered a few words to the wild man in the house.

These people immediately began to twist each other's short hair, and even the girls began to move.

Yan Zheng hurriedly stopped these girls and told them that men can be short, but women can't.

Without much thought, the leader complied with his instructions.

When the wild men in the house had all their hair shortened, they ran out.

After a while, when Yan Zheng walked out of the thatched house, he found that dozens of puddles of water had been steaming from the large open space outside.

The savages are soaking in the bath with a clear division of labor, and they are walking around and shouting in a red XX, full of the rugged beauty of the wild era.

Yan Zheng looked at these savage girls, and couldn't help but be deeply shocked by this wild picture.

This is a primitive barbaric society, and it is also the earliest spark of human civilization.

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