"You don't know how to have no friends like this?" Zhao Binyu couldn't hold back and laughed.

Jin Jiaojiao turned her head, there was nothing in the dark alley, she was completely drunk.

"I don't have any friends in the first place," she pouted with moist and soft lips, aggrieved, and said into the air, "No, I have friends." ”

Zhao Bingyu saw that she was stupid and sluggish, and jumped off the shelf, Jin Jiaojiao saw a behemoth suddenly pop out in front of her, and she was so frightened that she planted her ass back into the grass and looked at him with blank eyes.

The soft moonlight poured on her face like the morning glow, and a few dry straws in her hair hung down in front of her eyes, and she was in the way, so she pouted and blew, but it didn't fall, and she got angry again.

It's so cute, Zhao Bingyu was so amused that she squatted down and reached out to help her remove the straw on her head.

Jin Jiaojiao asked, "Did you hear it all?" ”

"yes, it's all gone." Zhao Bingyu made fun of her without worrying.

"Another big one," the drunkard muttered without logic, "it's all right, just kill it." ”

As he spoke, he raised the wine bottle and smashed it on Zhao Bingyu's head.

Zhao Bingyu screamed, "I'm not a cockroach!" ”

Jin Jiaojiao looked at him innocently and said to herself: "It's okay, the big mouse is not afraid, it will die after a few more shots." ”

Seeing that she raised the "culprit" again, Zhao Bingyu hurriedly caught her, and said helplessly: "I'm not a mouse either." ”

"And what are you?"

"I'm human, I'm me," Zhao Bingyu leaned his face to her for her to recognize, "Do you recognize it?" ”

Jin Jiaojiao squinted her eyes and looked at him suspiciously, pointed to his forehead and said innocently: "I'm sorry, big mouse, I didn't kill you at once, didn't it hurt?" ”

“......”

Feeling a warm liquid flowing down his forehead, Zhao Bingyu wiped his hand, and it was full of blood.

"Jin Jiaojiao, when I met you, I really fell into blood mold for eight lifetimes."

It seems that tonight's plan is about to come to naught, Zhao Bingyu was silent to the sky for a while, picked up Jin Jiaojiao on the ground and walked out of the alley.

Many businesses on the street outside have closed their stalls, and there are gradually fewer pedestrians, Jin Jiaojiao is quite honest, and she obediently let Zhao Bingyu pull her forward the whole time.

Originally, it was okay, but after a while, Jin Jiaojiao suddenly cried and shook off Zhao Bingyu's hand, pointed at his nose and scolded: "It's all your fault, now that the curse has come true, are you satisfied!" ”

Zhao Bingyu completely forgot the dispute between the two when they met for the first time, and didn't understand what Jin Jiaojiao was making trouble again.

Passers-by looked at them one after another, she cried, others must have thought that she had bullied her, Zhao Bingyu wanted to take her away first, and after a few pulls, Jin Jiaojiao still didn't leave.

Some people have started pointing at them, and it is extremely embarrassing. There was no way, Zhao Bingyu picked up Jin Jiaojiao horizontally, and quickly fled from this place in the face of the strange eyes of others.

Jin Jiaojiao in her arms was also uneasy, scolding him and hammering him at the same time, running for a few miles, Zhao Bingyu couldn't bear it anymore, and put her down by a bridge where no one was.

"My eldest lady, what are you going to do?"

Jin Jiaojiao wiped her tears, "You...... You're a loser, it's all because you cursed me at the beginning, and now it's come true, are you happy? ”

Zhao Bingyu said in his heart, your reflex arc is really long enough.

"I'm now the target of everyone's criticism and spittle, and no one is married to me." Keep crying and chirping.

The boy who lost money can be regarded as having regained his memory, it seems that he does have something to do with himself, sad and supportive, how did he know that the unintentional words at that time were really so effective.

"Didn't we all shake hands and make peace?"

"No...... Not reconciled."

Can it still be like this?

Zhao Bingyu was helpless and persuaded: "It's okay not to cry?" "Girls are really made of water, and he is most afraid of girls crying. Who knew that Jin Jiaojiao didn't listen to persuasion at all, and sat on the steps of the bridge with a tendency to cry down the bridge.

But Zhao Bingyu has no experience in coaxing girls, he is so anxious that he scratches his ears and cheeks, jumps up and down on the bridge, and lives like a stupid monkey. I really don't understand why every time I bump into Jin Jiaojiao, it's this funny painting style.

Under the bridge is a quiet river, where the moon sleeps in the water, squinting and collecting the radiance around her, so as not to disturb the ducklings who come home at night. An old man with sleeves crossed sat cross-legged on the bow of the small shed, slowly passing under the bridge, and an osprey stood on the black shed, staring at Zhao Bingyu jumping up and down on the bridge with unfathomable emerald green eyes.

Zhao Bingyu, who was helpless, had no choice but to sit down next to Jin Jiaojiao.

"Does it have to be the champion Tanhua?" He said tentatively: "The emperor's relatives, is the prince okay?" ”

Jin Jiaojiao was so drunk that she only had the dream of her official wife in her mind, where could she listen to Zhao Bingyu's words.

"No...... Belch...... I'm going to be an official's wife," she cried even harder.

Zhao Bingyu felt that his head was about to explode, Jin Jiaojiao usually looked very arrogant, and when she was drunk, she cried so much, and he had to worry that she would faint from crying.

"Don't cry, little ancestor" He patted Jin Jiaojiao's trembling back, and his tone was gentle, "I introduced my cousin to you, the official of Dali Temple, and he is also the champion." Don't cry, okay? ”

He thought to himself that his cousin Liu Xuanhe hadn't married yet, and he was very much in line with Jin Jiaojiao's criteria for choosing a husband, so he had to coax people first.

When Jin Jiaojiao heard this, she immediately stopped her tears and sobbed: "Is it handsome?" ”

“......”

Zhao Bingyu said: "Handsome, handsome and talented, honest and reliable, more than a hundred times stronger than your pig-headed ex-fiancé?" You are simply a match made in heaven, and you are satisfied. ”

Jin Jiaojiao looked at Zhao Bingyu blankly and asked, "Your cousin is so good, what if you don't like me?" ”

"You are so rich and so beautiful, he doesn't like you, he likes the heavenly immortals."

Jin Jiaojiao nodded and shook her head, then stared at Zhao Bingyu's face, and after a while, she came to the conclusion, "I don't think he likes it, it's you who like it!" ”

Zhao Bingyu helplessly propped his chin and agreed: "Ah, yes, yes, then I'll marry you." ”

"......" Jin Jiaojiao looked at him stunned again, her eyes ready to go, "Who wants you to marry, rotten gambler!" ”

"Then I'll marry you," Zhao Bingyu thought to himself.

Wow, Jin Jiaojiao bloomed twice, Zhao Bingyu held his head, and wanted to cry along.

The tranquility in the moonlight was ruined by her.

I don't know how long it took, Zhao Bingyu only knew that the moon was still in the west when they came, and now it has turned to the south. Jin Jiaojiao finally stopped crying and stopped, her nose twitching.

Zhao Bingyu watched expressionlessly, grabbed her sleeve and rubbed it on her face, tears mixed with snot all touched him.

There was no more turmoil in his heart, and he silently comforted himself that he should experience being a father in advance. Although the child is a bastard, he still has to be a compassionate father, not to mention that he grew up in a Taoist temple since he was a child, and he has to date calmly, and he can't fight.

Who said that there is a filial son under the fist? Zhao Bingyu frowned, unable to think of the person's name.

Jin Jiaojiao finished cleaning herself up, looking at Zhao Bingyu with slightly swollen eyes, still in a drunken state.

Can't stay by the bridge all night, Zhao Bingyu pulled up Jin Jiaojiao on the ground and prepared to send her back to Jinfu.

The Liu family can't go tonight, so they can only make plans another day, Jin Jiaojiao stopped but was very well-behaved and obedient, asked where her home was, and answered honestly on Shuizi Street, quietly following Zhao Bingyu's buttocks, like a little tail. There is no need to take care of it, just look at the shadows cast by the two on the ground, and you can know that the person is not lost.

Jin Jiaojiao didn't look at the road at all, walked forward with his steps, and gradually found a little fun, and she had a lot of fun with herself. Zhao Bingyu discovered her childish behavior, sometimes deliberately slowing down, unexpectedly Jin Jiaojiao, who was just waiting to step on his footprints, would hit him headfirst on the back, Jin Jiaojiao did not complain, but would look at Zhao Bingyu in confusion with innocent big eyes, as if asking silently why he stopped?

Zhao Bingyu's heart melted, the key Jin Jiaojiao didn't seem to understand the truth of eating a trench and growing wise, or stepping on his steps, he was stubborn in his bones, and he went to the dark one way after recognizing it.

In the past month, Zhao Bingyu has naturally heard the gossip about Jin Jiaojiao in Qianjintai, a place where fish and dragons are mixed. The world's hostility towards her was not because she touched the interests of their people, but probably because of the herd and jealousy.

Based on Jin Jiaojiao's performance tonight, I know that she was injured in this game, otherwise she would not have shrunk alone in a deserted alley to get drunk, and the reputation of her daughter's family is more important than everything.

Zhao Bingyu thought about it, walking and walking, the two shadows turned into one, and when he turned around, what about Jin Jiaojiao?

He was so anxious that he searched around and found Jin Jiaojiao squatting in front of a blind fairy who was telling fortunes, and was stupidly throwing silver tickets at people's stalls.

As soon as she praised her for being well-behaved, she immediately showed her original form, Zhao Bingyu hurriedly ran over to stop her from spending a lot of money, nine out of ten of this kind of divination are pretending to be gods and tricks to cheat money, this kind of trick to deceive ignorant women and children is still successful, and he doesn't want to escape from his fire eyes.

Zhao Bingyu picked up Jin Jiaojiao and was about to leave, when the blind immortal spoke: "Son, stay here." ”

He didn't say anything, how did this old Taoist priest know if he was a man or a woman?

Sure enough, it's a liar, and even the blind are fake.

"The old man knows some tricks to touch the bones, the two of you are interested in giving it a try, and you are not allowed to ask for money."

Jin Jiaojiao excitedly stretched out her hand to others and muttered, "I want to try, give me the calculation." ”

As soon as the old Taoist priest held her hand, he was slapped away by Zhao Bingyu and pulled back, "What are you doing, put my hands clean." ”

The old Taoist priest was not angry, "Don't misunderstand, listen to me, this girl has plump muscles and beautiful bones, and she is a rare rich and noble, and the life of IKEA, just ......"

The old Taoist priest showed the unfathomable expression that fortune tellers like to show the most, and Zhao Bingyu was impatient: "Just what?" ”

"It's just that the girl's temperament is too strong, and there is a way that the wood is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it. Things must be reversed, and success or failure is often only in a thought. ”

That's a crooked one.

"Although the girl's life is good, there are several catastrophes in her life, and she needs the help of nobles to turn evil into good fortune."

Zhao Bingyu said impatiently: "She is very good, you are less alarmist here." ”

But Jin Jiaojiao on the ground listened to it with a serious face, and nodded again and again, "Then where is my noble?" Who is your name? ”

"The secret of heaven cannot be leaked, everything can only depend on your own creation, girl."

You can't figure it out, Zhao Bingyu rolled his eyes.

"Daxian, you can help him do the math." Jin Jiaojiao took Zhao Bingyu's hand and handed it to the blind old man.

Zhao Bingyu had a black line, indulging Jin Jiaojiao to mess around with himself, but he hadn't withdrawn his hand yet, but the old Taoist priest suddenly threw away his hand like a hot yam.

“?”