Chapter 44 Entry, Do you dare to believe that this is the Department of Taxation? (Above)
Emily was about to step forward to help Li Du out of the siege, but he stood up on his own and dragged his long skirt out of the carriage......
There is no way, the iron-clad facts tell us that we must not be cowardly when we encounter crazy criticism, otherwise according to the routine, people must come up and open up.
Li Dui's smile is also bright as spring, "They call me a stinky face and a demon queen, hehe...... If only I could play the eyelid card. ”
(Note: This is a spooky meme.) The losing side of the eyelid hand needs to cut the eyelid as punishment, hence the name. One hundred and thirty-three main cards; 16 flower tiles; There are six poultry and beast cards, including a chicken, which sounds the same as the enchantment. ”
The red-haired Lori stretched out her hand to shake her hand, which made Li Dui's hand bones rattle, "My name is Juliet, and it's nice to meet my sister...... We'll be friends from now on. ”
After greeting her, she gave up, and with a wave of her hand, her seven-minute sleeves slipped down, and five black bruises appeared on her white and tender arms......
"Sister Stinky Face Enchantress, let's see you again~ I'm ...... Remember your smell...... Hee-hee! ”
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There was no more turmoil along the way, Li Du looked out through the delicate window of the carriage, the scenery along the street was not bad, although it looked a little dilapidated, but there was a rare fireworks.
This is very different from the future Blue Star.
"Sister just get off here...... A few steps further ahead is the location of the Tax Division. She explained apologetically: "It's an extraordinary time, and it's better for our Strategic Logistics and Public Relations Department not to go in." ”
Emily doesn't look right, she looks like she did tonight as she did during the morning meeting.
She twisted the corners of her pleated long skirt, not daring to look at Li Dui, who had an inquiring expression, and said, "I wish you a smooth tax ......."
In order to prevent Li Dui's identity from leaving clues and doing taxes, this is what Black Widow Lucy said to everyone.
It wasn't until Twilight was about to disappear from her sight that Emily instructed the man in charge of the car to go to her destination.
Before leaving, she watched Li Du holding her skirt in one hand and the white puppet meow on her head in the other, elegantly blending into the darkness, she was stupid......
Li Du waited patiently in the dark for a long time, and then sent Lychee out to control the wind, and then hid in the dark corner and covered his whole body with a broken bamboo basket.
This Lori Gang definitely has an epidemic disease!!
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Li Du couldn't hear what Emily meant, he was a flower and bird......
Thankfully, fortunately...... I finally got rid of the abnormality and can finally welcome my new life in the workplace! Oh yes!
The surface of the luxurious evening gown squirmed like water, shrinking, extending, and twisting as if it had life......
By the time Li Duan lifted the broken bamboo basket, his outfit had already taken on a new look.
The inconspicuous three-piece suit and a tax officer's top hat made of horsehair made of turned horsehair form the façade of his entry.
As for the lychee, the scream (́இ dish இ') was temporarily stuffed into the hat by magic.
This is a giant wood forest near the prosperous area of Guillotine Town, where the blood moon is buried, which is a wonderful place to be quiet in the middle of noisy.
The moonlight pierced through the treacherous claw-like staggered branches, leaving a patch of scarlet mottle.
Li Dui's slender fingers shook and turned the cane around and clamped it under the creaky socket, hummed a satisfied nasal sound, and walked forward slowly.
In a short time, I saw a large area of low, brightly lit buildings in the distance, and the bustle of people seemed to be out of place in the silence of the night.
"Hey, hey, look at this delicate little guy! This is the territory of the Department of Taxation, so please explain why you are here. ”
"Of course, we believe in tax freedom...... Since you are standing here, it means that you need to pay at least 6 kinds of big taxes and 23 kinds of special taxes! ”
A huge dark shadow suddenly covered Li Dui's face, and an unpleasant smell suddenly appeared, rushing straight to his nose.
Looking up, the strange size of the one in front of him can be described as huge, and Li Dui can just see the unsightly evidence of the other party when he looks at the past.
The troll had an annoying sheep's head, and the untended hair on its neck was filthy, except for a pair of large horns that signaled male consciousness.
"Good evening! Dear Mr. Sheepshead, here is my proof of employment. ”
Li Du pulled out a crumpled document and handed it over, sensibly maintaining humility and restraint.
"Good, good...... You're a lucky one! The sheeps-headed monster's anti-knuckled legs moved a distance to the side, making way for it, "Walk through the garden path, don't be tempted by the beauty along the way, the first floor of the black building on the far right is the press office." ”
"Ding!" Li Dui's hand pointed at the other party and popped up a large-denomination gold sauron, and then reached out and raised the cat hat, "Thank you for your advice, you are really a respectable gentleman." ”
"Cigar flavor...... I want cigars! The sheepshead tucked Jin Sauron into his armpit pouch and pointed at Twilight's trouser pocket with the sharp nail of his index finger.
Forcible seizure, goose plucking, eating and taking cards to ask for this!
After paying the road money, everything will go smoothly.
Along the way, the unfilled burial pits on both sides of the trail show that the generosity just now is quite worth it.
The entry desk is just a tiny window.
Before Li Du stepped forward to ask, a big eye suddenly flashed through the window, and the vertical pupils full of danger looked up and down.
"Giggle...... There's a familiar smell about you. Uh-huh..... yes, that's right, it's the little guy with no hair on the butt. You killed him? ”
"yes, I killed him." Li Du smiled brightly at the dead mother in front of him, "Speaking of which, his ass is indeed a little thin!" ”
"Huhahaha——!" The loud laughter almost turned into a goose cry, "Boy! I like you! Come in through the side door, you're admitted. ”
Look at what that's said!
Li Dui's face immediately sank.
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If the guy in this window was an old G, he would have shot the other party's Heavenly Spirit Cover.
Li Du frowned and walked around the back of the building, the small door had already opened......
Walking into the room, the hot air on his face choked Li Dui, and the corners of his eyes jumped slightly when he looked at the strange one in front of him.
This is really a huge eyeball! It's still the kind that doesn't even have eyelids.
He stood against the slender flagella that grew on the whites of his eyes, and was greeting Twilight with two bottles of cold beer.
"Ahh!!h The kid looks like a good product on the road! Hehe, let's have a bite with my brother first! ”
After Big Eyeball picked up a bottle of beer covered with hoarfrost with a flagella and showed it off...... It thudged into a small hole somewhere in the whites of the eyes.
Li Dui looked at the black lines all over his face, does this way of drinking really matter?
He looked around and saw that although the place was ordinary, the furniture was in excellent condition.
Expensive flowers and plants such as weeping bud flowers, mountain fairy bamboos, and giant kiss flytraps are dotted all over the place, which is unique.
"Boy......" A flagella rolled into a fist and knocked on the table aggressively, signaling that Li Duan would be a bastard if he didn't drink fish farming.
Deaf, but he only took a sip...... The rye flavor is not strong enough, it is obviously a mass-produced bargain, and it obviously does not match the decoration layout here.
"Hiccup~"
Wei knew how the other party showed satisfaction, but Li Du felt it anyway.
"What a time for you! I know that the flesh case is what just happened a few days ago. Eyeballs sat down on the heavy wooden chair, pointed to the opposite position, and continued, "In accordance with the messy terms of the secret contract, the Supervisory Committee has requested a full investigation into our town...... So, those big guys above us have been exchanged for seventy-seven-eighty-eight in a few days. ”
Li Du nodded, of course he knew this, and in a way he was the initiator.
"yes, so you're in luck!" The big eyeballs gave a meaningful look, and mysteriously probed: "Hey...... Honestly, don't you have some way up there? ”
After pouring a mouthful of cold beer, Li Du took off his tax officer's hat and pulled it in, took out a letter of recommendation, put it on the table and pushed it over.
"I'll just say it!" The big eyeball turned around and took a letter opener from the top of the fireplace, only to cut a small hole, but the eyes were round! All right...... Sorry, it's his eyeballs that bulge a lot!
At that breach, a fire paint badge was revealed......
Lion...... Is it?
Big eyeballs swallowed a large mouthful of saliva and felt a little dry mouth.