Chapter 20 Straight men are anti-routine

Zhao Gou saw that everyone was eating and drinking, and said in his heart that I would let your fox tail be exposed, so he said: "There is no singing and dancing in the army, everyone will disperse after eating." ”

As soon as the words fell, Sister-in-law Gu came out and said to Zhao Gou: "Your Highness, although there is no singing and dancing in the army, the little girl usually learns some singing and dancing, so I am afraid that she will not be able to enter the eyes of His Highness." ”

Zhao Gou smiled heartily and said: "If sister-in-law can sing and dance, we can drink this wine until dawn." ”

Sister-in-law Gu smiled and said, "Your Highness, the little girl is not dancing well, don't laugh at it." ”

Sun Xindao: "On weekdays, I am clumsy and singing, and I am playing the board next to me, and I will also cheer everyone up in the near future." As she spoke, she took out the board from her baggage, and Sister-in-law Gu twisted her willow-like waist and began to dance.

While dancing, he also sang tunes, and after the song, he was drenched in sweat.

Zhao Gou took the lead in applauding and applauded: "With conditions like you, as well as your dancing skills, it is really humiliating to bend to Liangshan Bo Caokou." From now on, you will also organize some songs and dances for us in the army, so that those of us who go into battle can relax and relax. ”

Sister-in-law Gu thanked again, and unconsciously looked up at Zhao Gou a few more times, the most important thing was the gentleness of the bow, and there was a moment that made Zhao Gou a little distracted.

Zhao Gouxin said, this is going to approach this king tonight, trying in vain to kill this king between the pillows, since you have made up your mind to be difficult with this king, this king will fulfill you.

Zhao Gou looked at the time and said: "Have fun tonight, and today I have two people to join, which makes this king very happy." You are tired from the journey, so go and rest. ”

After speaking, Zhao Gou came down from the platform, and when he walked to the last step, he suddenly fell down, lay on the ground, and snorted.

The servant said: "Your Highness must have drunk too much, everyone should disperse." ”

The servant carried Zhao Gou to lie down in the big tent, and after a while, she heard the voice of Gu's sister-in-law waiting outside, and she said to the servant: "The little girl knows how to sober up, this is a local herbal medicine, and it is just right for His Highness." ”

The servant: "You woman doesn't know what to do, our Highness has never seen anything, and without his orders, no one will want to enter the big tent for half a step." ”

When Zhao Gou heard it, he shouted in the tent, "Who is arguing outside?" ”

The servant came in and said, "It's the new sister-in-law Gu, what kind of herbs are you taking to sober up Your Highness, we are bitter to stop her, she just won't leave." ”

Zhao Gou said: "Then let her in, this king has something to say to her." ”

Sister-in-law Gu came in, dimmed the lights in the tent, and stood in front of Zhao Gou's bed and said, "Your Highness, please have a bowl of sobering soup." ”

Zhao Gou said: "Could it be poisonous? ”

Sister-in-law Gu took a sip of the soup and said with a smile: "Your Highness, what you said made me embarrassed. ”

Zhao Gou took it, and sure enough, he drank it, and felt a lot clearer. Looking carefully at the sister-in-law Gu under the lamp, she has changed into a red dress, a green jacket, a low bandeau top, a towering cloud mustache, and a spring in her eyebrows.

Zhao Gou said: "Thank you deeply, sister-in-law, if it weren't for you in this barracks, everyone would be able to serve this king." ”

Sister-in-law Gu's body was hot, so she took a few steps closer with her eyes in her eyes, and said, "The little woman is waiting for His Highness to rest." ”

Zhao said: "Labor you." ”

Sister-in-law Gu took off her coat, got off the curtain, took off her warm shoes, went to bed, and said almost face to face: "Your Highness's pillow is too high, you must put it flat to sleep peacefully." ”

She poured perfume all over her body, and a strong smell of perfume penetrated Zhao Gou's nose.

She saw Zhao Gou staring at her, and said in her heart that this man had been stirred by the old lady, and sure enough, he was a demon in the color, so she said directly: "Your Highness, I'll go and bring you a cup of tea again." ”

After a while, he brought a cup of tea and fed Zhao Gou.

Zhao Gou took the teacup and said to Sister-in-law Gu, "You go and get some snacks, I'm hungry." ”

Sister-in-law Gu wanted to watch Zhao Gou drink the tea, but she could only smile and go out of the curtain to find snacks for him.

Zhao Gou suddenly shouted in the tent: "It's not good, isn't this tea poisonous?" "Just rolling in bed, screaming.

At this time, Sister-in-law Gu suddenly untied the curtain, and there was an extra soaked mattress in her hand, and the head of the batch was covered on Zhao Gou's face, and she pressed her teeth and said, "The old lady will send you to the West Heaven!" ”

Zhao Gou was held tightly on the mattress by Gu's sister-in-law, and it was difficult to breathe, and after struggling for a while, there was no movement.

Sister-in-law Gu blew out the lights, and pretended to be with Zhao Gou, shaking the bed while shouting. When I got to bed, I pulled the hairpin from my head.

The hairpin is quenched with poison, and the cup of tea is really poisonous, that is, the poison on the hairpin, when making tea, stir it in the tea with the hairpin, and the poison will go in.

Sister-in-law Gu took the hairpin, looked at Zhao Gou's neck, and tried her best to insert it.

Zhao Gou didn't drink the cup of tea, but poured it when Sister-in-law Gu turned around to get a snack. He was covered with his mouth and nose covered, stopped struggling, and also held his breath, just waiting for Sister-in-law Gu to show her fox tail.

The hairpin was pierced to the neck, but as soon as Zhao Gou turned over, the hairpin was actually pierced into the air.

Sister-in-law Gu looked panicked, what does this mean, didn't she already drink poisoned tea, and I covered her mouth and nose and suffocated to death? Why can I suddenly move again, and I am still so agile!

Bite! Congratulations to the host, because Gu Sister-in-law covered her mouth and nose with a soaked futon, her life hung in the balance, and 500 points are hereby awarded. Go to the points mall and see if there are any products that can be redeemed.

When I got to the mall, I exchanged a simulated hand knife, which was a commodity that I wanted to exchange when I was dealing with Sun Erniang, but I never redeemed it.

When you are in close contact with the enemy, you can kill the enemy invisibly, which is very practical.

Gu's sister-in-law's force value reached more than 80, and she was surprised, so she reacted quickly, and directly used the hairpin as a weapon, chasing Zhao Gou to assassinate him on the bed.

Zhao Gou said: "Sister-in-law, this king didn't expect you to like this set, and this king will satisfy you tonight." ”

Sister-in-law Gu said: "Despicable Zhao Gou, really cunning!" Let's eat a hairpin from the old lady! ”

In the dark, the hairpin was waved impermeable, and suddenly there was a crisp sound, accompanied by a few sparks, and the hairpin flew out of the tent, and Zhao Gou had already put the knife against Gu's sister-in-law's neck.

Zhao Gou smiled evilly: "You think I drank your poisonous tea? Then you are underestimating this king too much! This king is a well-known straight man, and it is not so easy to trust women, especially the women he just met. ”

Sister-in-law Gu didn't dare to move, full of grievances, but said on the surface: "Where is there any poisonous tea, you are too careful." ”

Zhao Gou said: "Yes, it is this king who is too careful, and you covered it with a quilt, and he is also very happy." ”

Sister-in-law Gu didn't speak anymore, just closed her eyes and waited for her own end.

Zhao Gou didn't kill her in a hurry, but took off her clothes and threw them out, leaving her naked and unable to move an inch.

After Zhao Gou finished all this, he looked at his masterpiece with great satisfaction, and sighed: "What a good woman, you have to go against this king." ”

Sister-in-law Gu said: "You have a kind, kill me now!" ”

Zhao Gou's sword was cold, and even in the dark, Sister-in-law Gu could feel the approach of death.