Chapter 57: It's too humiliating
Bite! Congratulations to the host, because I was pierced with a pipa bone, I couldn't move, I couldn't move, and I was slaughtered by others, this taste is really sour. 30,000 points are hereby awarded.
Zhao Gouxin said that this system is really upright, and it seems that he enjoys the abuse of this king.
Zhao Gou had been completely controlled, and he couldn't speak, so he could only look at the group of women with his eyes breathing fire, especially the holy women of the Jin Kingdom.
A woman who doesn't understand the words of the Song Kingdom, and dares to trespass on the local area with a small number of people, relying on her own high means, and doing whatever she wants.
Suddenly, the forbidden army outside the door had already assembled, and Han Shizhong shouted outside the door: "Your Highness, are you safe now?" ”
Zhao Gouxin said that Lao Tzu can speak now, even if you win. Suddenly, someone hit him in the back of the head and fainted.
Han Shizhong led people to break in, and a group of children suddenly came out of the backyard, some crying, and some eating candy in their hands.
The children who were taken captive were all right.
Before the saint left with Zhao Gou, she had already released the child, just to delay the time for the forbidden army to find them and catch up.
Zhao Gou woke up again and found that he was tied to a big sedan chair, pulled by the carriage, rumbling on the road, tying him was not an ordinary rope, but an iron chain, open his eyes and look inside the sedan chair, there was a big man squatting at the four corners, holding a steel knife in his hand, and his eyes were staring at Zhao Gou for a moment.
Zhao Gou said: "Tell them to stop, this king wants to clean his hands!" ”
I don't know the time or the place, so I can only go outside in this way, at least know where I teleported.
After calling for a long time to clean my hands, none of the four big men paid attention to him.
They are from the Jin country, can't they understand the words of this king?
This is embarrassing, Xiucai met Bing, and it is unreasonable.
Zhao Gou shouted again: "Lao Tzu wants to poop!" ”
The people outside seemed to hear the commotion, and the carriage slowed down.
A big man with a face full of heart protection lifted the curtain and said to Zhao Gou, "What did you say?" ”
Zhao Gou scolded: "! Do not understand? ”
The big man spoke to the four men for a long time in a grunt, and then lowered the curtain and left.
The car started again.
What the hell, is this going to suffocate people? People don't understand the truth that people have three urgency?
Suddenly, a big man bit the steel knife in his hand with his teeth, took out a night pot from behind him, pointed at the night pot and said a string of bird words.
The meaning is obvious, that is, is pulled here, and you can't go anywhere.
You guys! Don't take such a bully! This king is dignified and the eighth prince of Song, let you look at me conveniently? It's a shame!
If I don't pull it, even if I hold back my intestines, I can't pull it in front of you.
Zhao Gou gritted his teeth and shouted, "Lao Tzu wants to eat!" ”
The carriage stopped again, and the big man with heart hair lifted the curtain and said, "What's the matter?" ”
Zhao Gou said: "I don't have anything in my stomach, what are you pulling?" Hurry up and get me something to eat. ”
The big man muttered to the four guards for a long time, then lowered the curtain and left.
The big man put the night pot back behind him, took out a small box from behind him, and opened it to be a piece of beef and a piece of bread.
Zhao Gou's heart had collapsed.
your grandmother, this king is the eighth prince of the Song Kingdom, is he abusing me so much? The night pot and the food are put together, what else do you prepare to eat, and it is not more environmentally friendly to recycle it if you pull it directly.
Zhao Gou kicked his legs and shouted, "Let your people in charge come over!" ”
The carriage stopped again, and the man with the heart hair lifted the curtain and said, "What's the matter with you?" ”
Zhao Gou said: "Let you be in charge, I have something to say." ”
The heart-protecting man glanced at the four guards and lowered the curtain hatefully.
Zhao Gou knew as if something bad was going to happen, and looked at the four guards vigilantly.
Before he could react, the four guards had already made a clear division of labor, one pressed Zhao Gou's head, the other fixed his legs, and the remaining two opened their bows left and right and began to attack brutally.
Bite! Congratulations to the host for being abused by the minions, and reward 50 points.
Bite! Congratulations to the host, who was abused by the little minions, and awarded 100 points.
Bite! Congratulations to the host, ······
Zhao Gou was already dizzy from hunger, and he was abused for a while by the rammers who did not have light and heavy under these gangs, and he fainted half-pretending and half-real.
The last thought is that even if Lao Tzu dies, if he jumps from here, he will not eat your beef and bread, let alone use your night pot.
When I woke up again, I was awakened by the sound of a fierce knock on the board.
Zhao Gou looked at the four people, all pinching their noses, and one of them slammed the board hard.
What a situation!
Zhao Gou suddenly found that his buttocks were cold, this small space was full of all kinds of smells, Zhao Gou began to think that the smell of shit in his mouth had not yet dissipated, this situation, it turned out that the king was beaten unconscious by them.
The man covered his nose with one hand and took out the night pot from behind his back with the other.
Zhao Gou sat up. Oops, it smells so good.
The man with the heart guard opened the curtain and was about to speak, when he suddenly turned his head away, and there was a burst of bird language in his mouth. Suddenly, he said in Song Guo's dialect: "Are you pulling stool?" ”
A guard even talked and communicated, and the heart guard was shocked: "What? You say he pulled his pants? your grandmother, get him down and throw him into the river and wash it. ”
When Zhao Gou was enjoying this moment of relaxation, he suddenly heard a girl's voice asking, "Why did the car stop?" ”
Heart-protecting Mao said: "He pulled the ······"
The girl walked over, just wanted to look, and suddenly saw Zhao Gou squatting on the night pot, hurriedly turned her face, immediately smelled the stench, and hurriedly fled.
The girl walked to the front and heard what he said to the people in the car in front of him, and Zhao Gou knew that she had reported this spectacular vision.
It's cool, but it's so humiliating.
Not only was it watched by men, but it was also known to women, how will they see people in the future?
Whoever knows the secret history of this king, this king will remember your face, and you will all eat.
Zhao Gou finished easily, and was wiped by the man who covered his nose and wiped his buttocks.
At this moment, Zhao Gou's self-esteem is gone, and if any of you want to know what the walking dead looks like, please look at this king at this moment.
After doing all this, Zhao Gou was pulled from the car into the stream on the side of the road, took off his clothes, jumped in and washed for a long time, and came back to put on a new dress.
Zhao Gou came up and shouted to the car in front of him: "Holy Maiden, I was brought here by you, I don't know what kind of place this is?" Let's take off this bird chain for this king. ”
The girl spoke, "I've wronged you first, let's talk about it when we get to the place." ”
Zhao Gou wanted to say something, but he was pushed behind his back and got into the car.
The stench in the car has not yet dissipated.