Chapter Eighty-Five: Isn't It Fun?
The second half of the night. The wind and moon are hazy, the warm breeze is light, and insects and wild birds are calling outside.
Zhao Gou hadn't fallen asleep all the time, and suddenly heard the sound of footsteps for a while, and the sound of oops.
If it weren't for the squad leader, who is accustomed to being powerful, he wouldn't have gone out to the toilet in the middle of the night when everyone was asleep and made such a big noise.
At this moment, Zhao Gou was very sure that this person who got up at night was Ke Sansheng.
None of them knew that since they were going to mess with him and vent their anger for Xiao Mianqi, Zhao Gou had already put laxatives in the water that Ke Sansheng drank.
Ke Sansheng scolded and kept going to the toilet, it was not the first time, every time he went, he was in a hurry, holding his stomach, and he had to make a sigh in his mouth.
Zhao Gou woke up Wu Tiehan and whispered to him: "When Ke Sansheng comes back in a while, you will pretend to go to the squatting pit, and when Ke Sansheng goes out again, you will say that there is someone inside and force him to go out to poop." ”
Wu Tiehan whispered: "His martial arts are very high, are we sure?" ”
"Don't you know about fucking diarrhea? He collapsed, and he did his best to get him. You are in charge of this matter, and when Ke Sansheng goes out to defecate, you will come out with you. Let's fuck him up together. Zhao Gou instructed Wu Tiehan like this.
Wu Tiehan pretended to be asleep, and when he heard that Ke Sansheng had come back from outside, he slowly got up and went out to defecate.
Sure enough, as Zhao Gou expected, Ke Sansheng came in for a while, and went out with his stomach in his hands.
Zhao Gou had a playful look on his face, and said in his heart that you kid knows the fate of bullying.
Tang Mianqi followed Zhao Gou out, and both of them had something to do with them.
Zhao Gou carried a shabby cloth bag, and Tang Noodle Banner carried a stick with a thick bowl.
Ke Sansheng pulled the door outside the latrine, but when he couldn't open it, he banged on the door and shouted, "Who is inside?" Come out for Lao Tzu, and be careful of smashing you with a fist. ”
Wu Tiehan inside said: "Lao Tzu has diarrhea, is it also guilty of?" Maybe I ate something bad today! Oops! It's so cool. Don't wait for me, I'm just getting started. ”
Ke Sansheng really scolded and walked away, holding his stomach and going to a distant place in the grass to diarrhea.
"What the hell is going on, why do I have diarrhea, they also have diarrhea, is it really something that has been eaten? No, tomorrow the kid who cooks catches him, I'll have to beat him up! ”
The soup noodle flag, who was already hiding in the shadows, stuck out his tongue because he was the one in charge of cooking.
Ke Sansheng seems to be his nemesis, no matter how he can beat him, thinking of this, Tang Mianqi's face was gloomy.
Zhao Gou whispered: "I'll go up and plug his mouth, don't make a sound from behind, just cover his head, and then I kick him, you will pick up a big stick, beat his head, don't beat anywhere." ”
Tang Mianqi wanted to retreat: "Yue Goxiao, my hands are soft now, I'm afraid of making some mess." ”
"There's me! What are you afraid of, if something happens, I'll cover you. Zhao Gou said, touching the head of the soup flag, this is still a child.
Ke Sansheng was scolding and standing up, when suddenly a person came out from behind, strangled his neck, and gagged him with a rag. Immediately after that, a cloth bag covered his head, and he was kicked to the ground by someone, and before he could react, he smashed his head and covered his face with a big stick with a thick bowl mouth on his head, and he was dizzy and dizzy, and more than a dozen big bags rose on his head.
Fortunately, these people didn't want his life, they fought for a while and left, even so, their heads were dizzy, and they felt that the sky was spinning, and it took a long time to breathe a sigh and take off the cloth bag that covered their heads.
"Zhang Dache! You're a ruthless kid! Lao Tzu does not take revenge and swears not to be a man! ”
"Huh! What's going on under the ass, cool? Damn it! Lao Tzu exerted his strength just now, and the baba came out from below! Moon your grandmother's Zhang Dache, you wait for Lao Tzu. ”
Zhao Gou, who returned to the dormitory, quickly fell asleep, and Tang Mianqi was trembling with laughter.
"Giggles! It's so relieving! ”
"Shhhh Hurry up and go to bed. ”
"Will he beat me up harder tomorrow?"
Tang Mianqi still couldn't help but worry.
Wu Tiehan on the side whispered: "Don't be afraid, he won't suspect you." ”
At this time, it was a hot day, and there were a lot of mosquitoes in the tent, and Zhao Gou was not used to sleeping, so he was there to fight mosquitoes.
Syllable! Syllable!
Ke Sansheng came in with his head in his arms, and when he saw that Zhao Gou hadn't slept yet, he walked over and said, "What are you doing here?" ”
"Don't you see? Lao Tzu is fighting mosquitoes. ”
"Hit your mother's mosquitoes, go to bed quickly!" Ke Sansheng kicked Zhao Gou hard in the ass.
He had just been beaten into a pig's head, and now he was looking for an opportunity to vent, just so that Zhao Gou ran into him.
The little soldier on the side also woke up and asked, "What are you doing not sleep here?" ”
"Fight mosquitoes! I was bitten by a mosquito again just now. When Zhao Gou said that he was bitten again, his eyes fluttered on Ke Sansheng.
"Ke Sansheng, I just saw so many bags on your head, were you also bitten by mosquitoes?" Zhao Gou deliberately stabbed him.
"Lao Tzu was bitten by a mosquito, are you kid happy? You are happy, there are times when you are even happier! ”
Ke Sansheng was full of resentment in his heart, thinking about tomorrow's revenge plan, he didn't sleep all night, just waited for the light of day to go to find Zhang Dache.
The next day, the entire barracks were awakened by a fierce quarrel and the sound of tearing curses at each other.
Zhao Gou and Wu Tiehan got up almost at the same time, and Wu Tiehan cast an admiring look at Zhao Gou with a satisfied smile on his face.
Tang Mianqi rubbed his eyes and said, "What's so noisy outside?" ”
In the era before Zhao Gou's rebirth, a child of Tang Mianqi's age was still in high school, isn't it just a child?
Wu Tiehan said: "It's none of your business, don't ask." ”
Tang Mianqi suddenly heard the voice of Ke Sansheng, who frightened him, and suddenly opened his mind, opened his eyes wide, and pointed at Zhao Gou.
"Brother Yue! You're a god! Ke Sansheng suffered a dumb loss! He thought it was Zhang Dache who led people to beat him! It's no wonder that they quarreled so fiercely last night, and they started to fight, and they must have formed a bond. ”
Wu Tiehan smiled and said, "It seems that your kid's brain is still quite flexible, and you have seen this." Thanks to Yue Xiao's strategy, we can get cheap and get out of the way. Hahahaha, wonderful. ”
Tang Mianqi looked at Zhao Gou in surprise, looking at him with gratitude and admiration.
"Isn't it fun?" Zhao Gou asked.
"It's fucking fun! In the future, with Brother Yue here, I will not be afraid of anyone. ”