Chapter Ninety-Eight: Send Me Face and Let Me Hit Me

King Li Huan brought rare things from the Western Xia Kingdom this time, and those few samples of products that were thought to be only available after a thousand years and were entertained in the boudoir actually appeared in this era, which once made Zhao Gou, who had crossed over, also surprised.

After a long period of clouds and rain, King Li Huan snuggled in Zhao Gou's arms and found that he was suddenly stunned.

Smack.

A slap slapped Zhao Gou's face, and it hurt hotly.

King Li Huan frowned, pouted and said, "Who do you want?" Isn't it enough to have me by your side? Sure enough, King Li Huan decided that Zhao Gou was thinking about others at the moment.

Especially at such a moment, if you still think about others, isn't that not a person?

Zhao Gou said: "It's wronged, where do I have the heart to think about others, I have been hollowed out by you, and now not only my body, but also my brain is empty." ”

In fact, the piece of jade he gave to the beauty was a positioning system, and the positioning given in the system at this moment showed that not long after the beauty resigned, she had crossed the Yellow River.

It was getting late, but she was on a night trip with someone, as if she was sure that the clues were useful, but almost at the same time she realized that she was getting closer and closer to danger.

"Actually, she's just beautiful, and I'm jealous."

Just when Zhao Gou was stunned, King Li Huan seemed to have a conscience and sighed in his ear.

Zhao Gou said without thinking: "What is there to be jealous of, isn't it just a different sky, the same beauty?" ”

After Zhao Gou finished speaking, he suddenly regretted it.

At this moment, Li Huanwang's eyes were sharp, he saw through everything, the corners of his mouth had been hooked, and the black mole was very obvious.

Not good! Fooled!

Just now he said that his brain was empty, but he was instantly exposed by King Li Huan!

"You still say you're not thinking about anyone else? I just said it casually, why do you know I'm talking about her? ”

This man is really cunning.

King Li Huan pinched his powder fist and hammered it towards Zhao Gou.

Suddenly, someone came from outside, and I heard a person from the escort say: "Lord Wang, the cook said that she knew that the princess was hungry and thirsty, so she made some food and porridge in advance, which were made according to the taste of the people of Daxia, and they have been delivered to the door." ”

Zhao Gou said: "No need, you can keep it and eat it." The princess is neither hungry nor thirsty now. ”

Speaking of not being thirsty or hungry, Li Huanwang's face turned crimson, and as soon as the people left, the pink fist fell like raindrops.

On this day, someone suddenly reported: "Your Highness, the prince will come to the army tomorrow to discuss important matters." ”

Zhao Gou sighed, there was no fluctuation on his face and heart, what should come will come after all.

The next day, Zhao constructed a big tent in the army.

Zhao Heng had a habitual smile on his face, and when he came up, he said: "Eighth brother, He Tinghao is a marshal appointed by the imperial court, you can cut it if you say it, and you don't talk about the rules at all, even if it makes trouble with your father, you don't care about it." ”

Zhao Gouhun waved his hand unmindfully and said: "A minion, and he is dead, why worry about it, our brotherly feelings are the most important." ”

Zhao Heng's face sank, and he said coldly: "I don't want to talk nonsense with you." Now Tongdebao is also yours, and this place is also yours, my people can kill if you want, and I can take my territory if you want, and I don't take my brother in my eyes at all! Today I'm here to ask you a question, do you want to fight with you? ”

"Second brother, you asked me to put you in my eyes, how could you have put me in my eyes."

"The two monks were sent by you to steal the documents of the enemy, right?"

"It's also your idea that I will fight Liangshanbo and not let the surrounding garrisons support this king, right?"

"Daze District is crazy about issuing Kangwang treasure banknotes, and the people's faith in Kangwang treasure banknotes that has been established with great difficulty collapsed instantly, is it also your idea?"

"You want to fight, I don't mind, you want to fight, Zhao Gobong will accompany you to the end!"

This king is no longer the soft persimmon he used to be, you Zhao Heng can't do it, even if Song Huizong comes, it's useless! Of course, this is his inner monologue, but he didn't say it, but after saying the above, the meaning is very close.

Sure enough, after Zhao Heng heard this, the expression on that face was instantly wonderful, he didn't expect the current Zhao Gou to be so rigid!

"Okay, you Zhao Gou! I originally wanted to talk to you here, but it seems that you have eaten the scales and are determined to oppose me. This path is yours to choose, and don't regret it when the time comes. ”

"Now, I'll give you three breaths, I haven't heard your apology yet, you Zhao Gou are waiting to taste the bitter fruit."

"ThreeΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β· 2Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β· One! ”

Zhao Heng's eyes didn't leave Zhao Gou for a moment, but until he finished counting three, Zhao Gou didn't say anything.

"Zhao Gou! Are you really not afraid of this king at all? Zhao Heng was a little uncomfortable with Zhao Go's changes.

Although Zhao Gou changed quickly after leading the troops to fight, he didn't dare to face him head-on, even if he had a document on the enemy last time, he was just a little slut to get angry.

Zhao Gou smiled and said, "Second brother, are you surprised?" Not surprised? You can't help me! ”

"You, good." Zhao Heng gritted his teeth, the muscles on his face were trembling, and the words came to his mouth, just these three words.

"Seeing you so angry, I obviously can't help but be upset. Before, it was you who rode on my head, and now I tell you, that weak Zhao Gou is dead, and now I am Kang Wang Zhao Gou! ”

"Speaking of the second brother, apart from the name of a prince, what else do you have to show off? If you want to say that this prince is not unusual, isn't it just how old I am? ”

Zhao Gou finished dancing and looked at Zhao Heng with a playful expression. At this moment, Zhao Heng's face was full of color and fragrance.

Suddenly, Zhao Heng smiled: "Zhao Gou, what you said is good, but I'm afraid you didn't expect that my father would give me the Zen position within a month, and it is estimated that the next time he sees me, he will kneel."

Zhao Gou sneered and said: "Although the Zen position is for you to be the emperor, it is not that he controls the government behind it, you just change places to run errands." You still have the face to say. If you are really a man, rely on your own strength and fight your own turf. ”

"I don't mind if you say that, can't I see that you're in a hurry? You don't think about the throne. And, when it comes to strength, my strength is just that you haven't seen it yet. But soon, you will taste the consequences of your contempt for this king. ”

"Then I'll have to wait for you." Zhao Gou said lightly.

"Also, those women in your house who are a little beautiful, I am ready to receive them all from my house. But don't worry, I'll take care of them for you. Although it is your goddess, it is also the essence of this king. ”

Zhao Gou said: "It's okay, I can withstand it, please continue." ”

"Moreover, under my strong persuasion, the Liao State agreed to unite with the Great Song Dynasty, and my father was full of praise for me. The elite class of the Liao State are all my brothers. The so-called documents of the king that you have in your hands are of no use! ”

Zhao Gou's ears were calloused, and he just said, "It's okay, I can withstand it, you just continue." I've already wiped my ass with those things anyway. ”

"There's also good news, don't be angry when you hear it. is that the second princess of the Western Xia Kingdom has hired this king, and she will soon be able to marry into the door. Do you remember? At the beginning, the eldest princess of the Xixia Kingdom fell in love with you, but you decisively rejected them because you were afraid of me, and now the second princess of the family has come up to me again! This king has three palaces and six courtyards, and there is no shortage of women, but people have to rush forward! This kind of fun, presumably you idiot, can't understand it. ”

Zhao Gou suddenly seemed to be interested and asked, "Presumably the second princess is not worse than the eldest princess?" ”

Zhao Heng said proudly: "The second princess is even more beautiful than the eldest princess, and there is a beauty mole at the corner of her mouth, which is greedy to think about." But this is not the main thing, the main thing is that the second princess is younger! ”

"What is the name of the second princess?"

"You kid doesn't deserve to ask!" Zhao Heng's face suddenly sank and said.

"You don't even know yourself, do you? You said she had a mole on the corner of her mouth, right? Zhao Gou looked at Zhao Heng with interest and asked.

"Nonsense, of course I know, but I'm afraid that you will regret your death, so I won't say it. The second princess Li Huan is beautiful and fragrant, and when I become the emperor, I will make her the queen. Zhao Heng almost said that he was moved, and he was already enjoying his head and squinting at the moment.

"Are you sure it's King Li Huan?" Zhao Gou sighed, as if he didn't want to believe it.

"I know what you want to say, no matter what you say, you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour!" Zhao Heng felt that his sense of superiority was provoked again.

"It doesn't matter if it's sour or not, one more thing, are you sure she has a beauty mole at the corner of her mouth?" On the contrary, Zhao Gou has been entangled in this issue.

"That's right! Beauty mole! Have you ever encountered one? You don't deserve it! Zhao Heng's vanity was greatly satisfied in this question and answer.

Zhao Gouxin said Zhao Heng, you are really simple, you are sending me a face.

"Coincidentally, I also happen to have a woman here, whose name is also King Li Huan, and it is such a coincidence that there is a very beautiful beauty mole at the corner of her mouth. We just rolled the sheets, and I asked her to come out, and you can see if it compares to yours. ”

Zhao Gou said, and King Li Huan came out of it.

Zhao Heng's eyes fell out, and he looked like a stool. He looked at it for a long time, pointed at King Li Huan and said, "You, you are really Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"

Zhao Heng was in a hurry, he didn't come up in one breath, and fainted.

"Second brother, don't be like this! I haven't told you yet, Tongdebao was lost and recovered from you, and it was also fought down by King Li Huan for me! ”