Chapter 85: Quack Legion, Millennium New Year's Day

Seeing off Zhang Shiren, it was already 1 o'clock in the afternoon.

Xu Fei passed by the operation center, thinking that tomorrow would be New Year's Day, and by the way, he took a look at the holiday arrangement.

The workshop positions are all locals, and there is nothing to do in the winter, so they collectively apply for overtime.

Office workers are far away from home, a day off is not interesting, and they collectively refuse to rest.

The former is difficult for public opinion, and the latter is reasonable.

The final decision of the fulfillment center is that there will be no holidays.

"The evil capitalism and the oppression of the working people are so high-sounding, but fortunately there is my director Xiao Xu."

Xu Fei drew a × and changed the work arrangement to: hold a flag-raising ceremony tomorrow morning, do everything casually during the day, and eat a big banquet together at night.

Then, he threw away the pen and walked away in style.

Back to the office.

Due to the ticket at 1 a.m. on the 2nd, he will go to Dongshan Mansion tomorrow afternoon, and the secretaries are helping him pack his luggage.

Passports, visas, ID cards, TEP work permits......

Watches, mobile phones, mobile phone spare batteries, mobile phone battery universal charger......

At the end, the secretary, who was also sixteen or seventeen years old, said very calmly: "Factory director, do you still bring underwear and condoms?" I asked Lou Xiaohu to buy it. ”

“???”

I'm here in the early hours of the morning and I'm back in the afternoon, what are I going to do with all this stuff?

Xu Fei was also expressionless, "It's just an annual meeting, don't be so troublesome." ”

"Then you pay attention to safety, I heard that the south stick is quite open, let's not get indifferent."

“……”

"You're young."

“……”

Xu Fei didn't want to stay in the office.

Grabbing a handful of popcorn newly made by the little secretary, and then half a pocket of hot fried peanuts, he left the office building, intending to find an idle production workshop and continue to study the little speaker.

Halfway through, the workshop workers gathered around, "Director Xiao Xu, I won't go to work tomorrow, watch TV collectively, can we bring our children to play?" ”

"It must be possible, let the children feel and feel the corporate culture of TEP, tomorrow the canteen will be open as usual, the big color TV will be on as usual, and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei will all move."

"Great!"

"Spread the news to the rest of the workshop."

"Okay!"

Selling toys, how can there be no little children to support the field.

Xu Feile drilled into the idle toad monster workshop.

The simple version of the small horn has long been successfully made, and the principle is to generate mechanical waves, that is, oscillations, through electromagnetic, piezoelectric or electrostatic effects.

However, if you want it to make different sounds, you need to make various adjustments to the current signal or voltage signal, such as amplification, rectification, and oscillation, during which signal operation, signal conversion, signal processing, modulation and adjustment will be used.

If you want to make the sound of the horn clearer and more realistic, you need to use active filters, voltage comparators, waveform generation circuits, and so on.

Taken together, these form a complex circuit diagram called an 'analog circuit'.

That is, the circuit board is covered with metal wiring, and the manufacturing difficulty is increased to a complex electrical device, which requires a four-level basic production line.

Xu Fei opened more than 30 model card slots and made more than 30 kinds of circuit boards, but he still didn't get it.

Because there is always a short circuit, that is, a high current, there is no voltage.

Or cut off the circuit, and there is nothing left.

In this way, there is only a simple small speaker on hand that can be mass-produced.

Through the current and voltage control, the sound is like a duck's voice.

Squeak Quack......

The next thing to do is to record and play back.

Flipping through the physics textbooks of junior high school and high school, first using the basic production line, make a nearly closed hoof-shaped electromagnet, and wind the copper coil in the forward direction.

The basic production line is then used to create a plastic band coated with magnetic particles.

Also using the basic production line, a barrel can be made to hold both.

When a person speaks, let the plastic bag continue to cut through the closure of the hoof-shaped electromagnet, at this time, the audio current with varying strength will drill into the magnetic particle particles, and also record a channel of information about the magnetic change, forming a recording.

If the coil of the hoof-shaped electromagnet is wound in reverse, like a recording, and the plastic band covered with magnetic powder is crossed through the closure of the hoof-shaped electromagnet, the magnetic change contained in the plastic belt will be transmitted to the hoof-shaped electromagnet, and then to the external line, which will be received by the small horn to form a sound.

Xu Fei first used a small motor, an electromagnet, a disposable paper cup, a rubber band, and a tachyon to make a simple voice recorder and a sound player.

Later, they made complex tape recorders and recorders using small speakers, electromagnets, copper coils, plastic tapes stained with magnetic powder, and miniature motors.

Then apply the plastic tape coated with magnetic particles and replace the base tape.

Iron, copper, tin, all kinds of electroplated ......

The result is an 'iron recording' the size of a melon seed that can record 15 seconds of sound but cannot be repeated.

Iron audio recordings, complex players, and simple speakers are entered into the computer that comes with the basic production line, and the parameters are adjusted to a minimum after combination.

Base Tip [Simple Player], the minimum of the four-stage basic line can be adjusted to: 10 mm diameter, 5 mm thickness.

Mass production is not possible, and parts can only be manufactured in batches.

"In order to make this kind of player, do I recruit a few hundred more people, open up a new assembly line, and practice cross-eyed with tweezers all day long?"

Xu Fei shook his head to deny this thought, took out the iron audio recording, and put it into the recorder, "Happy New Year's Day!" ”

After that, the iron tape was removed again and loaded into the player.

It's like being choked by someone's neck, similar to Donald Duck's male duck voice: Happy New Year's Day!

Cycle more than a dozen times in a row......

Xu Fei felt that his mind was full of this kind of wah-wow sound, as if he was running on the river embankment and listening to the crowing of a toad.

"Toad barking?"

Xu Fei's eyes lit up, and he quickly made dozens of sets of 'players', then took the recorder and hurriedly ran back to the office.

From under the computer screen, pick up a toad monster, press the bottom buckle, disassemble the shell, read the player settings repeatedly, and then close the shell.

"Happy New Year's Day!"

The chubby golden-skinned jumping frog, whose metal shell blocks sound, makes a simple male duck voice.

"The recording is wrong, it should match the model."

"Or rather, matching consumer groups."

Xu Fei looked around at the twenty-three toad monsters around the computer monitor, trying to substitute for them, "Quack, I'm the general...... No, this name is not domineering when you hear it. ”

"General Frog?"

"It's kind of a feeling......

"Quack, General Quack?"

Xu Fei looked at the manuscript of some mechanical Three Kingdoms-metal sketch cards displayed on the computer screen, "General Quack, General Zhenguo of the Quack Dynasty, so that the two jack hammers have been used to quell the Huangqua Uprising and the Toad Rebellion, and the Megatron Dynasty!" ”

Quack Daochang: The demon road of the quack dynasty, the three melons gather at the top, and ten thousand beans return to the sect......

Abbot: The demon monk of the Quack Dynasty, who has learned the seventy-two stunts of the mushroom lonely forest......

Xu Fei picked up the recorder and loaded it into the iron audio recording, "Three melons gather at the top, ten thousand beans return to the roots!" ”

Then press to loop and put it into the stomach of a certain toad monster.

The humble male duck immediately shouted: Three melons gather at the top! Ten thousand beans return to their roots!

The three little secretaries, who didn't care about the situation here, were suddenly attracted by the extraordinary voice and looked at them curiously.

Little secretary: "Factory director, let's make it into a mechanical Three Kingdoms type, and it will definitely be sold." ”

"No, I want this image, suitable for children."

Second Secretary: "Do you still give them names?" ”

"Look at this big guy, it's called Quack Batian, Martial Arts: Heaven Descends Justice."

The little secretary's eyes lit up, "Every time Sister Tang Mo designs a character, she will dance with her hands, factory director, what is justice from heaven, you also pose for it?" ”

"No, look at its image, it's tall, big and fat, it's simply a bully, the most suitable way to attack is to jump up and sit on your ass to death."

“……”

Then he flicked it on the ground a few more times, and paused...... The name says: Justice from heaven! ”

“……”

"In addition, there are big and strong, quack millions, and quack great immortals...... In addition, create a group of villains, what centipedes, mosquitoes, rats and ants, synthesize: demon alliance. ”

"Shall we animate?"

"There's not even a plot, let's sell toys first."

Xu Fei said so much, but in fact, he didn't know the bottom of his heart.

After all, the market is very weird.

But one thing is certain, the talking mechanical Three Kingdoms should be able to make it.

The voice certainly can't be made with a male duck voice, but with heavy metal.

In contemplation.

There were a few lights coming from the window.

Cracking sound......

The sky is full of fireworks to illuminate the toy factory, indicating that a new era has arrived.

"Happy New Year's Day, Director!"

"Rest early, and raise the flag tomorrow."

"Okay, director."

Xu Fei solved the toad monster that had been troubled for a long time, and he was in a good mood.

In addition to the office building, looking at the military dog patrol brigade that staggered by from time to time, I suddenly had a lot of fun.

Eighty military dogs were first gathered and two sets of radio gymnastics were done in the small square.

After that, it was not enjoyable, and he shouted the trumpet again and punched the military body several times.

It wasn't until he was sweating profusely that he couldn't finish the stall.

…………

The next day.

Before dawn, outside the dormitory building, there was a lot of noise.

Increase to 500 employees of Huangnigang Toy Factory, dressed neatly, gathered in the square at the gate, according to the team, there is a sequence of teams.

The children who came to play with their parents wore red scarves and formed small teams from tall to short.

Lou Xiaohu and eight improved and reformed gangster security guards are interspersed in various formations, maintaining order through small horns.

As for the five spies at the Little Lake Town Toy Factory......

At present, it should be in the depths of Daze, led by military dogs, inspecting the land of the power plant.

Not much.

100 employees of Daze Iron Toy Factory arrived.

50 newly recruited employees of Daze Power arrived.

Followed by.

Battalion Commander Xu led the 'engineering battalion', a huge team of about 500 people, marching neatly and shouting loud slogans into the toy factory.

7:15 minutes.

The crimson morning sun rises from the east.

A familiar symphony came out from the loudspeaker of the toy factory.

Ma and two engineers pulled the steel rope and sent the bright red flag to the top of the flagpole.

"Long live Huaxia!"

With cheers, the children rushed to the large mechanical horse.

The parents followed closely and ran under the horse's buttocks, as if shaking the small agricultural four-wheeler, and they were fast and energetic.

A moment later.

More than 20 mechanical horses, moving their four hooves, swaying back and forth, walked forward slowly.

The other side.

In more than a dozen two-seater clockwork cars, children drove, and parents shook the cars next to them.

"Rush!"

"Bump him!"

"Wear your helmet."

The older children, on the other hand, gathered in the area of the old fan factory and rented a real wind-up toy gun for 1 yuan, as well as matching goggles, earmuffs, and masks representing the red and blue camps.

After that, you will receive 50 rounds of plastic bullets made of phosphor and enter the 'war zone'.

The small loudspeaker next to it broadcast in a loop: "No upstairs, no go to the dilapidated area, no hands, no stones...... After 30 minutes, the war is over, the bullet marks are counted, and the winner will receive a beautiful gift rewarded by Director Xiao Xu. ”

The little guys' faces were serious, one more serious than the other, and when the countdown was over, they pulled the bolt one after another, obviously they could only hit once at a time, but their mouths were 'sudden' non-stop.

Xu Fei squatted on the roof of the building, and after observing with a telescope, he laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

"Malaysia, clockwork bumper cars, can be strengthened a little more, and it's better to use the whole venue, such as setting up the track, as a chase area. Set up a small playground and use it as a collision zone. Set the downhill slope as an acceleration zone. Set up a pothole pool to find some excitement. ”

"It's going to be tiring for parents."

"It's about exercising. In addition, the simulated battlefield can be divided into time periods, and some special items can be invested, such as ammunition, clockwork cars, clockwork tanks, and even reset bullet-scarred clothes, called: resurrection. The more ways to play, the more attractive it is. ”

"Why did you wake up one night with so many ideas?"

"Genius like me!"

Xu Fei raised his eyebrows and walked down the stairs.

Recently, more than a dozen expansions have been unlocked, but it's not the same as before, it's almost all slice of life, either swimming, going to class, surfing the Internet, or shopping, or acupuncture, cupping, and the big sword......

Life in the future world is really colorful.

It's a pity that no information about 'frozen' could be found.

"Could it be that this is a carnival before the storm?"

Xu Fei was puzzled, picked up the shoulders that the secretary had helped to clean up, and got into the tiger's head.

Malaysia fastened their seatbelts, started smoothly, and under the escort of two Jinbei sea lions, they went straight to Dongshan Province Yaoqiang International Airport.