Chapter 34 Yaowen was convinced
"If you're not worried, you can go to your room and check it out first."
Yaowen is also a person with courage and insight, looking at Lin Li's appearance does not look fake, thinking that he should be planning to use some kind of trick to deceive himself, instead of using violence, of course, he is not afraid of violence, so he said to Ah Xiang: "Okay, let me talk to him alone, I will call you if there is anything." ”
After the two of them went in.
Chen Dachang glanced at them, and asked Zhou Junwei angrily: "Ah Wei, as a psychiatrist, can you see what kind of situation they are?" Is it mentally ill? ”
Zhou Junwei shook his head: "Do you think that the psychiatrist has the same spells as Ali?" I'm going to have to be in contact with them and talk to them to find out. ”
Zeng Guoxiang didn't believe it at all: "Cut! Also a psychiatrist, really good at bragging. ”
Zhou Junwei shook his head, took out the work card on his body and handed it to Zeng Guoxiang: "I think you have a very serious psychological problem, if you come to Hong Kong, you can come to me." ”
Zeng Guoxiang took the work card and looked at it casually, and complained: "Fake and shoddy!" ”
And Xiaomei next to her looked at the work card, a little incredulous, afraid that she had read it wrong, so she hurriedly took it over and checked it.
After a while, Xiaomei said in disbelief: "This is the work card of the whole person's heart office, I have a classmate who works in it, and I heard that the lowest education in the whole person also needs a master's degree in psychology!" ”
Zhou Junwei thought of the three psychiatrists in the firm, except for the oldest director, and then removed a female colleague who was obviously more than ten years older than Xiaomei, and asked, "Is it Zhang Dawei?" ”
Xiaomei exclaimed: "Are you really Zhang Dawei's colleague?" Then how can you follow some master, I heard that the salary of your firm is very high. ”
Le Huizhen also looked at him in surprise.
Zhou Junwei saw them and said very seriously: "That's because Lin Li is a real master. ”
……
Just while a few people were chatting.
In the room, Yaowen watched Lin Li take out a handful of green incense and insert it in front of several jars, and then muttered to himself in the air there, scolding in his heart: Pretending to be a ghost, how can it be so dangerous to bluff me!
"Didn't you say that you would tell the divination for me, why don't you start yet?"
Lin Li didn't answer Yaowen's words, but turned his head and frowned, and said to the air around him, "Don't sniff him, don't look at him." ”
When Lin Li was talking, Yaowen felt a chill surging over his body, and a trace of pimple appeared in his heart, and he said in a fierce voice: "Who are you talking to, I tell you not to pretend to be a ghost, I won't eat you." ”
Lin Li said apologetically: "The female ghost who was subdued yesterday thinks that the smell of your body fascinates her very much, like her gangster boyfriend before her death, I just drove it back to the altar." ”
Since you want to play, then I'll play with you, I want to see what tricks you can play, Yaowen showed a hint of contempt.
"It's fun to fall in love with a ghost, but it's a shame I can't see her, yes! Didn't you say that the master would open the eyes of heaven? Can you help me and let me talk to her personally. ”
"Master, help me, I haven't seen my boyfriend since I was caught by Rip and became his little ghost."
Lin Li looked at Lijuan, who heard Yaowen's words, and her face was full of excitement and resentment, the expression on her face became serious, and she said to Yaowen quite seriously: "Some things can't be said casually, otherwise there will be trouble." ”
It should be that you kid doesn't know how to take it, thinking of this, Yaowen sneered: "My Yaowen is famous for a mouthful of spit and a mouthful of nails, and what he said is definitely serious, come on, I can't wait, is there any ceremony to do?" ”
Seeing the female ghost becoming more and more excited, Lin Li shook his head helplessly, thinking in his heart: Let him see him if he is there, anyway, he brought Yaowen in, he planned to let him see the ghost, but there were some differences with the plan.
Thinking about it clearly, Lin Li took out the ink juice, lightly tapped a drop with his little thumb, walked to Yaowen's side, and tapped it lightly in his two eyes.
"The heavens are spiritual, the earth is gentle, and the demons and monsters are about to appear."
The muscles of the whole body were tense, and Yaowen, who would attack immediately after Lin Li took a step back and finished reciting the incantation, mocked: "Where is the ghost!" Which! Which! Which! Which! ………”
Looking at the pale-faced woman who suddenly appeared in front of him, he instantly turned into a stammer, and then saw the three pale little boys and a couple who were also pale and intoxicated by the incense bowl in front of the small jar in front of the right front.
Yaowen could only open his mouth helplessly and stick out his tongue, unable to say a complete sentence.
Instead, Lijuan said excitedly in Thai: "You are so handsome, I like you." ”
Lin Li said seriously: "The ghost's personality is different from normal people, it is very direct, and there are some extremes, you should pay attention when chatting, don't provoke her." ”
"Big... Guru! I just..., just opened... Joked, can you ask the beauty to go back and rest first. ”
Lin Li looked at Yaowen, who was stammering, and shook his head helplessly: "I thought you were bold, but I didn't expect it to be like this, you told her yourself." ”
Yaowen looked at the female ghost who was getting closer and closer, first swallowed a mouthful of water, nervously said in Thai, and said cautiously: "Beauty, I was just joking just now, can you not take it seriously!" ”
Lijuan shook her head aggrievedly: "I like you, and you have to like me." ”
Yaowen became even more nervous when he heard this, and he was about to convulse, and said with a smile in the most flattering tone: "I have a woman, I love her very much, right... I'm sorry. ”
"Negative Man!!"
The three words that were extremely cold came out of Lijuan's clenched teeth, and after finishing speaking, she had a normal and delicate face.
The flesh and blood inside seemed to be drained in an instant, turning into a cyan skeletal face covered in skin, two eyeballs were hanging out of the eyes, and all the black hair on the head was fluttering.
Yaowen fell two steps backwards and cried out, "Oh my mother! ”
"Humph!" Lin Li snorted coldly when he saw him, but Lijuan still grabbed Yaowen with her skinny hands, and hurriedly took out a ghost suppression talisman and pasted it on her back.
"Ahh
A faint golden light flashed, and after Lijuan let out a painful scream, she turned into a black gas and burrowed into the small jar.
Then Lin Li took out a ghost talisman and pasted it at the mouth of the altar,
"It's still so obsessive, it's better to stay inside, when to figure it out, when to let you come out," After speaking, Lin Li showed an apologetic smile to the stunned Yaowen: "The ghosts are more extreme, it's okay now, you don't have to take it to heart." ”
"You! You! You! I! I! I! ”
Seeing that Yaowen couldn't even say a word, Lin Li understood in his heart that it was a good time to subdue him, so he took out a talisman and handed it over: "This is a talisman, you bring it with you, so that no ghost can get close to you, if the talisman spontaneously combusts one day, you come to me, I will help you." ”
"Master, Yaowen has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, please don't blame him."
After speaking, Yaowen wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, bent down respectfully to take the talisman, and carefully put it into his wallet.
Lin Li smiled and began to pretend: "I have seen your face, you are responsible, responsible, righteous, and have a sense of justice, and you are a good person, so I have never been angry with you at all." ”
If Lin Li had said this before, he would have laughed it off, but now when he heard this, a strong pride instantly rose in his heart, this is a real master.
"Master, thank you, thank you."