ACT134: Dragon

Relying on the "stand-in" conjured by the blue-haired man, Weiss successfully escaped from the police's pursuit of him. The stand-in, with an "Erkang face", led a group of police officers to run wildly for 3 streets, jumped into the canal, and then disappeared without a trace. Weiss put on the new clothes he had just bought, and the blue-haired man who would "change his face" took the opportunity to leave the construction site.

"Thank you for your help in this matter, then we will meet later. Farewell!"

It is true that the other party has just helped him, and he has the magic attainment of the "grandmaster" level, but this does not make Weiss ignore another very serious problem...... The other party is a Zhengtai control, and his current identity is a wanted criminal!

You said that if you want to be a royal sister, you can control the Zhengtai Shenma, and everyone may be able to endure it, but this thing is not! Before being sure whether the other party's "hunting range" covers the age group of 16 years old and above, Weiss thinks it is better to stay away from this person. But just as he wanted to lift his foot, the other party grabbed his shoulder.

"Scratch the year, how can you say that I also helped you once, don't you invite me to a meal before leaving?"

“......”

The blue-haired man's name is "Sang", and he calls himself a wandering "gentleman" who is traveling the world in search of his own "true ♂ love". However, because I was in a hurry when I went out, I was not fully prepared, so I made this reluctant request.

This made Weiss feel very puzzled, the other party's "stand-in" magic that pinched people at will, in terms of skills alone, can already be said to be the pinnacle, and it is unbelievable that such an awesome person would be short of money. So Weiss asked the reason, and got an answer that made him cry and laugh, and the other party forgot to bring money when he went out!

It is also worth mentioning that although Sang does look like a human on the outside, he intriguingly says "race is inconvenient to say" when introducing himself, which Weiss only pays attention to and does not delve into it.

Fortunately, the reward that the other party asked for was only a meal, and Weiss didn't eat it, so he took the other party to find a seafood restaurant. He really wanted to go back to meet his companions quickly, but the lingerie store was opposite the "crime scene", and he was not familiar with the terrain of Ramses, so it would take a lot of effort to return to the villa.

As soon as the two entered the restaurant, they saw a goblin on the bar slapping the table and shouting to the bartender, although Weiss felt that most of the goblins looked almost the same, but he was very familiar with the voice of the goblin, so he recalled it slightly, and finally remembered that the other party was a goblin ** master who he hadn't seen for a long time - Kabbalah Wakeng!

"Master, master, remember who I am?"

Weiss stepped forward and patted his shoulder, and the other party shook his head and turned his head, squinted at Weiss for a while, and said a little vaguely.

"Why did you kid get here?"

Perhaps because there was no drinking friend to drink with him, Kabbalah saw that the other party was an acquaintance, and immediately forced the two to drink with him, and contrary to the common disease of goblins and stinginess, he took out a large handful of gold coins from his pocket, and ordered a full table of good wine and food. As soon as the three of them finished the table, Kabbalah poured wine into his mouth and spat bitterness at the two of them.

"My wife and I are separated. ”

"Uh...... Why?"

"She suspected me of cheating on her behind her back...... I have a single heart for Ellie, how can I have that thought!?"

Slapping the table vigorously, Kabbalah looked aggrieved.

"Then why does your wife suspect that you are having an affair? It can't be because of the unfamiliar smell of perfume?"

Weiss's speculation was about some of the more common situations, but Kabbalah suddenly had a sour nose and said a reason why people couldn't complain.

"The smell of perfume in fart!She said my poop was thicker than before......"

"Uh...... Your wife's focus is so special. ”

When he said about this sad incident, Kabbalah cried on the spot. In the Nadal incident, Kabala was shot in the chrysanthemum by Brian with an arrow, and afterwards, in the process of treatment, the doctor specially added a gasket to him in order to ensure smoothness, which directly led to Kabbalah's recovery, and every time he went to the toilet, he could save one-third of his time than before.

"TMD! ”

"And you're still telling us?"

"Don't say I'm panicking! Speaking of which, who is this person?

Kabbalah, who was already drunk, stretched out his hand and pointed at San, who was gobbling it up. The other party's face at this time was an Oriental face with a slightly popular face, and Sang said that this face belonged to a human friend of his surnamed Meng. When he was hiding from the police on Ramses's side, he actually used this face to fool him around.

He ...... His name is Sang, and he is a friend I have only known for a short time. ”

"Do you know he's a dragon?"

The swaying Kabbalah stared at San's eyes for a while, and suddenly said that the other party was a dragon, which surprised both Weiss and Sang, Wess didn't expect this pervert to be "not human", and Sang didn't expect that he was actually recognized by a drunken old goblin.

"How do you see that?"

"Dude, find a small mirror and look at your pupils now, they are all exposed. ”

Pointing to Sang's eyes, Weiss found that his eyeballs had turned into golden vertical pupils, which were obviously not the pupils of humans or most mammals, but the characteristics of reptiles such as snakes and lizards.

"Do you know what the name of that dish you eat right now?"

Kabbalah asked the two of them, pointing to the plate of seafood that looked like a large lobster in the center of the table.

"This dish is called 'Ultimate Dark Steel Armor Dragon', the name of the dish is given by the second boss here, and the main ingredient is a kind of cub called Iron Shell Crab Dragon, the meat quality is first-class! But this sea creature is a true wurm, and if you eat this, it's like drinking wine...... Easy to get on the head. ”

It turns out that pure-blooded dragons, if they eat other wurmists, can easily enter a state of euphoria. After eating the iron-shelled crab dragon by mistake, Sang couldn't help but eat most of it because he thought this dish was so delicious, but his eyes showed his feet. After Kabbalah finished explaining, he handed his sunglasses to the other party to cover up.

"Speaking of which, what kind of green pervert has been making a fuss recently, he did it too, right?"

"Master, you can even see this?" was a shocking man.

"People who understand have long known that the prisoner is a dragon, the dragon's surname is Benyin, they don't even let go of crabs, let alone children?"

Kabbalah pointed to the iron-clad crab dragon on the plate and said something uplifting, but Sang was not happy.

"What do you mean by the dragon's surname? That's all the good work done by those low-level dragons? Our high-level dragons are different, we have long been out of these low-level interests!"

"And you're still molesting boys?" Wiscabala looked at Sang with disdain.

"I'm just going to the kindergarten to play happily with the children, but I'm just piggybacking on my hands to check the children's development. And I can't touch anything over the age of 14, I'm a principled dragon!"

"Tsk!" x2

Although San's true identity was discovered, Weiss and Kabbalah did not panic. After all, dragons are also a highly intelligent race, although powerful and funny, but they are real and able to communicate with each other, and they know how to discipline to a certain extent. This can be seen from the fact that even if Sang was short of money, he did not rely on strength to rob it.

As a dragon who has recognized his "true self", Sang has devoted his life to the great cause of finding the perfect "Lotta", that is, those who look like beautiful girls on the outside, but have the magical existence of the "Armstrong Boom Gun" under the crotch. Therefore, Weiss can conclude that this dragon has already dedicated its "soul ♂" to Lord Lucifer, and is completely hopeless.

This made Weiss very happy, because he was 16 years old, and his body was quite decent, and he was completely out of the opponent's "hunting range". So both he and Kabbalah can talk to each other calmly, and make a dragon friend, even if the other party is a pervert, that's quite a face-saving thing!) )