Chapter 413: The Three Treasures of Buddhism (2)
Everything returned to tranquility, Ye Huan stood up and looked at several heavyweight guests one by one: Nie Hou and Maitreya looked at each other like enemies killing their fathers, Hades's eyes were hidden in the big hat and he couldn't see a specific expression, and Darwin, his appearance was also hidden in the hat, he didn't know what he thought, he was actually laughing secretly. 【Reading.com】
It seemed that none of them noticed what Ye Huan had just done.
Ye Huan smiled with satisfaction in his heart and began to think about how to slip away.
After thinking about it, he stood up first and said: "Everyone, this time it was my Clark who was not well entertained, which frightened the Ya family, and please rest assured, I, Clark, gambled on this face, and I will definitely find out who was making trouble just now, and give everyone a satisfactory explanation!"
Come to think of it, everyone here is running for the three boxes, what kind of mess, how much face the Druids have lost, does it have anything to do with them? As long as the three boxes are still there, none of them cares what happens to Clark.
These were all expected by Ye Huan, and after a few polite words, he continued: "Now that everything has returned to normal, the Divine Soldier Conference continues to start, first, please ask the Night Huntress to lead the guests to come up and test the Divine Soldier according to the lottery number, and the second ......"
Ye Huan patted the big table where the "mace, mace" was hidden, "This place is narrow, it's inconvenient for you to use it, come on, help me remove this table and other things!" As he spoke, Ye Huan lost his eyes.
Several huntress wanted to come over and help carry the table, but they didn't think about it, the ghost doctor disguised as a member of the Druid Sect, Oda Kiyoshi, these two rushed over first, they looked at Ye Huan with inquiring eyes, Ye Huan also told them with his eyes, "The thing has arrived, you can go" Then, the two smiled knowingly and lifted the table, Oda Kiyoshi still seemed to drag the bottom of the table at the same time, grabbed the mace, held it in the tablecloth, and the concealment was seamless, and the huntress in charge of drawing lots suddenly spoke" My God, please wait, for there is still something to be said for the lowly position!"
She held up the holder.
In this draw, a total of thirty-six guests brought divine soldiers, so thirty-six bamboo sticks were prepared in the lottery holder, but now that I looked, there was actually one left.
Someone didn't draw lots?
"My God, when the lot was drawn just now, Professor Darwin refused!" the huntress looked at the audience in embarrassment,1 "Professor Darwin said that although he brought the Divine Soldiers, it was only for the sake of cheering up his old friends, and in fact, he had no interest in treasures, so he was willing to give up the opportunity to draw lots in exchange for going on stage to admire the Divine Soldiers up close、,
With the huntress explaining, Darwin walked up to the stage with a smile, most of the mysterious professor's face was hidden under the huge hat, and when he came closer, Ye Huan could only see the small under his nose
Half of his face, and the outline of his mouth that made Ye Huan feel a little familiar was about to reach the stage, Darwin stopped, "Clark, you won't refuse my proposal, will you?" After speaking, he sat there!
Damn it!
Ye Huan was almost desperate to find that the position where Darwin was sitting just blocked the only way up and down the high platform, what should I do now? Let Oda Qing and them continue to carry the table, it will inevitably pass by Darwin, as long as one of them is not careful, he will be found by this professor who has superhuman hearing!
But don't go......
Wait for the dark god to come back, and if you don't leave, you will be blocked by him!
The ghost doctor and Oda Kiyoshi were a little hesitant, and secretly gave Ye Huan an embarrassed look.
Ye Huan gritted his teeth, came to Darwin's side, sat down with him, and said in a low voice: "Professor, tell me the truth, what are you here for?" I am not interested in treasures, I just want to watch the divine soldiers, hey, are you fooling children with this?" Darwin frowned, "Clark, you actually talk to me like this?"
Did you say something wrong? Ye Huan lowered his head and pondered for a while, ah, Darwin and Marie Curie have a great relationship, and Curie is a guest of the Druids, with this relationship, maybe Darwin is also a friend of Clark, and he blames him in front of him, I'm afraid he has already made a flaw.
Thinking of this, Ye Huan slapped Darwin's shoulder fiercely, pretending to be an old friend for many years, and laughed and scolded in a low voice: "What, you are still not satisfied? Tell me the truth, what are you here for!" Darwin's face softened at this time, and he smiled: "Don't worry, I really have no interest in treasures, I'm here just for one person!"
As he spoke, he tapped lightly in Ye Huan's mouth......
I?
No, it's the dark god, he's coming for the dark god?
At this time, the first guest was already ready to come, and Darwin had no intention of giving way, Ye Huan really couldn't find a chance to leave with the piles, so he had to give the ghost doctor and Oda a look, and told them to put the big table back in its place, and then stayed next to the table.
Even though Ye Huan didn't want to participate, the highlight of the Divine Soldiers Conference still started under his organization.
Darwin really didn't seem to be interested in the three boxes, as soon as he sat down, he was about to draw a sign sheet and look at it, and then he actually took the initiative to introduce Ye Huan.
The first one to come up was a woman in her thirties, Darwin asked Ye Huan to pay attention to the back of her ears, as well as near her neck, Ye Huan secretly took a look, and sure enough, the woman's ears and neck were covered with fine basket cane scales, as if they were some kind of fish scales, especially the root of her ears, and there were two openings like fish gills.
Darwin introduced that the woman's name was Nya, and that she was transformed by a sea king-like monster, and her weapon was a water-splitting thorn, refined from her own teeth.
When she came to the stage, Niya really put a water-splitting thorn on the table first, and let Ye Huan symbolically appreciate it for a while, and then she was not in a hurry to do it, she first grabbed the smallest box and weighed it, and then shook it in her ear, listening to the sound coming from inside, Ye Huan was glad in her heart, fortunately, she put a substitute just now, otherwise she would have been dressed now............... ,
Finally, Niya was sure, "Is it a book or a stack of very thick papers?" As she spoke, she picked up the second box the size of her head, and shook it again, and there was a sound of knocking from it, and she checked it again, and determined the weight of the box, and it was obvious that she was a very careful woman and the other guests were also watching with interest, but it was not a thought, Nie Hou suddenly jumped on the table, pointed at Niya and scolded: "Niya, more than thirty people are waiting for you, if you don't have the ability, get out of here for me!"
"What?"
Niya was stunned by the scolding.
To be precise, all the guests were stunned.
Get the hell out of here...... ,
Please, is this what the Buddha of the world should say?
"What are you looking at?" Noticing that everyone was looking at him, Nie Hou raised his hand impatiently, and scolded when he opened his mouth, "Niya can open it if she wants to, if you can't open it, get out of here!" "..............."
Niya may have taken into account Nie Hou's strength, smiled reluctantly, and squeezed out a trace of Yan Yue's divine expression: "Buddha, you see, my weapon is a water-splitting stinger, wait a minute, I want to drill through these boxes, so Buddha can wait a while? If you don't figure out what is in this, what if I drill in the wrong place and damage the treasure?" Are you right?"
It's very polite, but Nie Hou ......
Nie Hou actually raised a middle finger high, "It's up to you, let's practice for another tens of thousands of years!" The audience was in an uproar again.
Niya's face finally turned cold, she sneered, put away her water splitting thorn, and turned to leave. Obviously, he couldn't provoke Nie Hou, so he decided to endure this breath, but when he passed by Ye Huan, Ye Huan noticed that a sharp cold light flashed in this woman's eyes, and the palm holding the water splitting thorn was also trembling slightly, "Who's next, hurry up!" Nie Hou shouted arrogantly.
"Next!"
Ye Huan beckoned the next person to come to the stage, and then he didn't look at who it was, but secretly observed Nie Hou.........
Weird!
Weird!
He is the Buddha of the world, and he actually insulted a woman in front of more than 3,000 people!?
Before today, although Nie Hou did not have the slightest style of a monk, after all, he still knew what it meant to be decent, just like when the Nie Chu family got married, he was so angry that he was smoking, but he could still smile and say what Amitabha Buddha, at that time, Nie Hou gave Ye Huan the impression that well, this is a bandit who split the monk's robe, although he is wild and untamable, but after all, he still wants to have a face, but now, this Nie Hou actually has no scruples, and his mouth is swearing, like a madman, catching whoever bites whom......
Like what?
Ye Huan couldn't think of an accurate description for a while, and then he looked at Nie Hou again, only to see that the Buddha in the world had jumped on the table, pointing at Niya is head and face for a while, the mouth of the scolding was dry, he also grabbed the wine jug on the table, and without using a cup, he just threw away the lid and poured it into his mouth in a big gulp Finally, he stuck out his tongue, hissed, and grinned smartly.
“...............”
What does it look like?
Just thinking about it, Ye Huan suddenly heard Darwin laughing beside him, and glanced at Darwin strangely.
Darwin also saw Ye Huan's eyes, and said with a smile: "Clark, don't you want to laugh? Look at this monkey, he is already scratching his ears and cheeks in a hurry, and he doesn't even want to face it."
"Monkey!?"
Ye Huan's mind flashed, yes, monkey, the current Nie Hou is like a monkey! He laughed in a low voice: "Yes, Nie Hou is like a monkey!" "Like?" Darwin was obviously stunned, "You said" Like "My old friend, don't you know that Nie Hou's real body is actually a ......" is Nie Hou is actually Ye Huan's smile froze.
Darwin looked at Ye Huan in surprise, for a long time, he confirmed in Ye Huan's eyes that this old friend actually didn't know Nie Hou's secret, and then Darwin was amazed. "You really don't know? Old friend, you don't know who Nie Hou is, then do you know what he is doing here? Do you know what treasure is in this box? Do you know, why Nie Hou is so anxious?" A series of questions made Ye Huan's face worse and worse.
Praise all the gods and Buddhas、, Darwin had already shook his head amusedly, and he said in a low voice: "You always know what you are holding this divine army conference for, right?"
Old friend, when you get the Three Treasures of Learning, you have to invite Tang Sanzang back, but you don't know what I'm talking about!? Tang Sanzang may appear at any time, you actually, actually"!