In a remote town in southern Yunnan, Chen Yu tightened the dirty lieutenant on his body, and the rank of captain on his collar was gone.

You can do anything here, women, children, rags... Even rifles and mortars, even those who are soldiers can't take their own lives. Chen Yu turned his head and looked at the hungry and green eyes a few angrily, these people were really a miscellaneous, out-and-out crumbs.

It's been more than half a year since I came, but it's only been two or three months since I came to this place. At first the inhabitants would offer themselves food and water, now they would give themselves scolds and white eyes, and the difference between us and the Japanese soldiers was lice, cockroaches, and transit locusts.

They hate transit locusts, but that doesn't mean they like lice and cockroaches.

Chen Yu didn't have anything of value, and he didn't want to go to the pawnshop, the most important thing was that there was a place where these miscellaneous pieces could eat enough, but the black man lying on the chair and knocking on watermelon seeds was really insurmountable.

The black man spit out the skin of watermelon seeds and pointed to the wooden sign on the pillar, "You don't owe anything here." You calves have the ability to win against me, and you can take the things in my house hard, and if you don't take it, I'll stuff it in your crotch and take it away. ”

Chen Yu smiled and squatted down to pinch the thick calves of the dragon, full of courtesy.

"Master Long, what you said, these deflated calves can't pull their faces down when they fall to this point, but I'm different, I don't pretend to be calves. If you don't have money, you don't have money, but it's not like the official of Ah Yi, who waits for those broken flowers all day long. ”

"Okay, I like you not to pretend to be a calf." Mi Long was stunned for a moment and then pointed to the wooden sign and said: "You can't pretend to be a calf, I know what you want to do, all those things in the house are unplanted, and if you don't fall down with my three punches, Lao Tzu will give you three cans." ”

"Master Long said that he laughed, can my body take three punches from you?"

Chen Yu glanced around, and the scum of the containment station stretched out their heads one by one. Bu Spicy sat on the ground and scratched lice, the bean cake licked his dry lips and looked at it, and the old immortal veterinarian pointed to the house in embarrassment, meaning that there were still a lot of wounded people in the room, you kid hurry up.

"Master Long, I don't have any money, but I have a watch."

"A can."

"The watch is silver."

"Five."

"The watch is a women's watch."

When Mi Long heard this, he immediately waved his hand impatiently to drive Chen Yu away, "Take it, take it away, what kind of female pieces do I want, and who will I give it to?" ”

"It's going to be sent out someday, you see!"

Chen Yu took out a brand-new watch from his underwear pocket with some distress, this watch was something he had as soon as he woke up, the watch was a pair, a woman's and a man's. The men's watch changed the sulfonamide for Qi Mazi in Dongshi, and the guy saw that this watch was a good thing, and was ready to pit himself, and then the dragon appeared······

Milong was specially begged by Chen Yu, saying that he was invited to eat powder, and by the way, he climbed relatives with him, saying that he was also from the Northeast, but before the word 'Northeast' could be spoken, Milong gave him a slap.

said that Chen Yu's Beiping accent was almost the same as that of Meng Fan's dead lame, so he was afraid of being pitted, so he said directly, pretending to be a Northeasterner, and pretending to be a calf to his hometown. Chen Yu has a bitter speech, and his Mandarin accent is quite similar to Beiping, but he is a native of Hunan, a serious Hunanese.

Since then, Chen Yu has stopped pretending to be calves with the dragon, this guy has to be smooth, straight to the point, and add a little sophistication by the way. Chen Yu knew that Milong didn't take a day or two to take a fancy to this watch, and deliberately pretended to be in front of him, who knows why a hearty and atmospheric Northeast man became such a philistine?

"Master Long." Chen Yu leaned sideways and said in Milong's ear: "The veterinarian, that old guy has nothing to eat, and the wounded in the house are not considered to have died of illness, they are all starving to death." The big guys are all brothers who stir up food in a pot, so that they can eat a full meal when they are dying, this table counts me as arriving here, do you think it's okay? ”

"It's about Lao Tzu's, people who are starving to death and dying of illness all day long are getting older, do you have to take care of Lao Tzu?"

"That's what I said." Chen Yu smiled bitterly and said: "If I had the ability, I wouldn't let my brothers starve and suffer, I didn't have anything good in my life, and I couldn't let my brothers go hungry when I died. ”

The dragon got up and stood under the eaves, and then kicked the sheep on the buttocks. "Bastard, take ten cans in the house for Lao Tzu, and then take a box of biscuits, why don't you have any eyesight?"

"Alas, alas..."

The sheep and eggs crawled into the house, and in a moment took out a pile of cans and biscuits, looked at the dragon cautiously, and placed them on the table.

"Master Long, it's all here, ten cans plus a box of biscuits."

Mi Long waved his hand and turned around, then picked up the canned food on the table and threw it at the group of miscellaneous crumbs that were not spicy, wanted to be numb, and Kangya, holding Chen Yu's shoulders, and his broad palm almost didn't slap Chen Yu three inches shorter.

"You deflated calves remember, the dead fish is my brother, I recognize this brother, and I remember it clearly!"

"Don't don't, don't be, I don't dare to be a brother with your Long Ye, Long Ye is in love."

"Pretending to be a calf again, saying that you are the first to see you as brothers, you are a good man, worth it!"

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Although he handed over a brother, the watch was still taken away by Milong, and Chen Yu knew that this guy who seemed to be very nervous was more careful than his little daughter-in-law.

The canned food and biscuits were taken away by the veterinarian for the first time, and a few guys who didn't have long eyes wanted to steal them, and then they were besieged by Chen Yu with a group of minions, especially the non-spicy and snake butts. Bu Spicy is not Chen Yu's soldier, Chen Yu turned out to be a company commander, on the way to escape, he saw Bu La, so he said that he was also from Hunan, and saw that Chen Yu was very good, so he ran behind him.

The snake butt is a chef, and he is most concerned about the ingredients, and a kitchen knife dances vigorously, and the idle three or five heroes can't get in. There was a guy who didn't have long eyes and was stabbed in the butt of a snake, but no one cared, only the veterinarian yelled and wiped his tears, and the unlucky guy didn't cry after being stabbed, but he was scared and cried after entering the veterinarian's wounded room.

Chen Yu squatted on the wall, holding a cigarette between his fingers. Kang Ya, who was also dressed in a captain's uniform, snatched the cigarette butt, Chen Yu kicked him twice, and the latter swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog with a smile, and then was choked and scolded 'dead fish, salted fish with a thousand knives'.

"Lao Tzu added a dry lotus leaf roll, it's no wonder if you can't choke to death, where is that dead lame man?"

Although Kang Ya couldn't stand being choked, she was still reluctant to drop this cigarette butt. "The devil knows where he ran when he was bored, and in the morning I saw him lame and slipping away along the wall, and he couldn't call him back, I guess eighty percent found a pit and buried himself alive."

As he spoke, a thin lieutenant officer walked in with staggering steps, carrying a large pumpkin on his shoulder.

"Yo hey! How come the brothers have eaten it, the pumpkin that the little master found after half of Zenda doesn't need to be opened, what are you eating? When you walk at the door, you can smell the fragrance, can you give the little lady a sip? ”

"Even,! This dead lame man has nothing to eat! Chen Yu was angry when he saw the pumpkin on his shoulder, and he knew that he didn't need to change his watch if he had a pumpkin to eat.

"I'm annoying, you came just in time, there are still good goods hidden on the dead fish, and the two of us will search him." Kang Ya dropped the cigarette butt and stood up and shouted.

"That watch belongs to his fiancée, what else do you want to find out from him, maybe his pocket is cleaner than your face now. Then, I'm tired of the little master today, why didn't anyone pinch my legs? ”

"I'll come, I'll come."

I just ate a bowl of canned biscuits, which are not spicy, took the pumpkin, and then walked to the eaves with a panting annoyance, and pinched his legs and beat his back hard, so he was not attentive.

"I'm sorry, can I keep this pumpkin seed secret? I'm going to plant it in the ground so we can have pumpkins to eat next year, don't you think I'm smart? ”

"Yo hey! Brother did you hear it, let's not be spicy today. Annoyed and began to mock yin and yang: "Next year, it's a good thing that you can survive tomorrow, will you have the life to eat next year?" ”

"Oh yes!"

If you don't react spicy, next year you will have a pumpkin to be a thing. "No more planting, no more planting."

Chen Yu opened his mouth and said: "Snake butt, open this pumpkin and dry the pumpkin seeds while the sun is blowing." That who, Gu Mai, will go outside early tomorrow to collect firewood, and send it to Milong after a few days, I see that he has a crooked mouth of watermelon seeds all day long. ”

"Okay! I'll go early tomorrow, sir. The bean cake that was eating with a porcelain bowl on the side was full of interest.

"Knock your uncle, your grandmother's mouth is crooked, and Lao Tzu won't be crooked! Pumpkin seeds are fried for Lao Tzu and sent over, worth a can. ”

The dragon who was in the warehouse not far away scolded, but did not refuse the pumpkin seeds.