Chapter 10: Siege
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When he got up in the morning, Chen Yu got up early for the first time, and he usually slept until three o'clock in the morning. It was not Chen Yu's intention to get up early, but to be woken up by the noise outside the house.
Chen Yu was not the only one who got up early, and last night's short meeting gave many people new ideas. Looking into the courtyard, the cannon fodder, who were usually unclean and disheveled, had buttoned up their military uniforms one by one, their dirty faces had been washed with water several times, and the ground was full of sewage.
Mornings in southern Yunnan are always gray, with fine mist floating in the sky, and the morning dew on the roof tiles gathers into droplets, creating the illusion of rain even if it is not raining.
The veterinarian pulled the cart with difficulty, dragging his legs and helping the veterinarian push the cart without saying a word. A few died last night, thankfully they were well fed and on the road, eating a steaming mush full of calories and energy before they died.
Chief A Yi carefully tended to his flowers, which probably came from the taste of the water town in the south of the Yangtze River. Chen Yu doesn't understand this kind of taste, in his opinion, it is too much to plant a few chives in such a big pot, at least it can be used for rice.
But there were many people who got up earlier than Chen Yu, and almost the entire rout of the shelter got up, standing in the courtyard, or squatting, sitting, standing, and the posture was absolutely unsightly.
Chen Yu stood in the courtyard and glanced up, the snake's butt was lying on the pavilion and pretending to be dead, peeking at the dragon downstairs who was beating a rout.
"Snake ass, are you lying on top of it and drinking the wind?"
"I'm going to die, you." The snake buttocks said bitterly: "If you go down, you will be beaten to half death, and this madman will beat him when he sees someone in the morning, so I will wash my face and splash some water on him." ”
Chen Yu turned around and asked, "Milong, what kind of wind are you smoking in the morning, pork blocked your veins last night?" ”
"These shriveled calves, all of them are short-lived goods!" The dragon kicked over the rout, picked up the wooden stick and hit it.
The dragon never needs to fight with a guy, part of it is self-confidence, and part of it is afraid of killing people. This stick is not his, so it is probably the unlucky ghost who was beaten.
Dropping the wooden stick, the dragon pointed to the people in the courtyard and said: "Lao Tzu is at home, and he has dug more than 80 ice holes in one go, and your heads are lined up, and now you will take your heads." They are all frozen and bad hearts don't want to be carrots in the winter, looking for short-lived goods.
Dead fish, tell me, are they stupid roe deer, waiting to be stabbed in the neck? ”
"Hmm."
Chen Yu nodded: "You guys who let donkeys kick their heads, heroes are hard to beat with four hands, if you can't use four hands, you can use eight hands, and you will be beaten in line one by one, is it cheap or not?" Together, can he beat dozens of you alone? ”
"What's that?" Mi Long was stunned and said: "You kid is not a good thing, give all the bad moves, you guys!" I'm going here today, it's not a thing to go, a bunch of goods who owe it to death! ”
Hearing this, the defeated soldiers in the containment station all thought about it, one by one, you look at me, I look at you. Chen Yu only pulled the wind and the fire, and never participated in the fights of the defeated soldiers, except for some bastards who did things out of the ordinary.
Dozens of routs stood up, and Chen Yu walked to the wellhead to fetch water to wash his face, pretending that nothing had happened. One of the routs just got up and walked two steps, and then was kicked by the dragon, and then the routs played their own characteristics, squatting down and no longer moving.
Just as the situation was tilting towards the side of the dragon, everyone planned that I would not save the friendly army in trouble, and I ran first when eating, and waited and saw what happened.
Suddenly, Chief Ah Yi walked in front of Mi Long with his big back combed.
"Smack——!
Milong gave Ah Yi a big mouth, and knocked Ah Yi to the ground with a slap, causing Chen Yu to squat on the ground and laugh. Ah Yi was too self-conscious, and he might be able to leave a scratch on the dragon with all his might, but now he decided to play dead, covering his red face in shame.
"What the hell, what calf, I think you have how capable you are, the little hens in the Northeast are more painful than you."
There will always be people in our nation who will follow one after another, and Ah Yi will fall down and stand up again. That person Chen Yu knew, and heard him say that he used to be a mountain household who sold medicines, and he went to the county pharmacy to sell medicinal herbs and met the team that caught the strong man halfway.
He picked up a green brick and stared at the dragon viciously, seeing that the other party had something to do, the sheep egg picked up the wooden stick that the dragon had dropped and stuffed it back into his hand.
Suddenly, the counterfeit medicine seller picked up a green brick and slapped it on his head, wanting to show his ruthlessness. The dragon was stunned by this, and the sheep egg stood beside the dragon and was ready to run away at any time, he was afraid that the green brick would fall on his head.
"What?" The dragon raised the stick in his hand and prepared to swing it.
Before the dragon stick went down, the seller of fake medicine fell to the ground, everyone knew that he was pretending to be dead, but he was not the only one who pretended to be dead?
Mi Long looked at the stupid guy and laughed, and threw the stick in his hand again. Chen Yu laughed even louder, these things are really not a thing, they are a laughing stock.
Looking around at the routs around him, Kang Ya, a prescient fellow, picked up the wooden stick dropped by the dragon and prepared to make a surprise attack. But Milong's eyes had already seen him, so he bent down and stared at Kangya.
"What are you doing? I ask you, what do you want to do with a stick? ”
Kang Ya reacted, slowly stood up, and betrayed him with cowardly eyes. "I'll take it for you, you want it, I'll give it to you."
Dropping the stick, Kang Ya hid in the house. Mi Long didn't let Kang Ya go, and walked to the door leisurely, blocking the door with his mountain-like body.
"What are you doing in hiding?"
"What are you doing?"
Milong walked in, followed by Kangya's wail, and the vibration of wooden planks, and a lot of dust fell.
"Oops! Hurt! ”
"You change places, huh——! Damn! ”
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Chen Yu didn't care about these miscellaneous people, washed his face and walked out of the shelter with a cigarette in his mouth, and Milong, who walked out of the door, saw Chen Yu leaving and asked out loud.
"Why are you not with these things?"
Chen Yu glanced at him, "I'm looking for a gun, and when I come back, I shoot you, so why don't I fight with you and find a pump?" I'm not cheap, so there's no need to be with these guys who get kicked in the head by donkeys. ”
"Go, go, I'm waiting for you to come back and shoot me."
"Well, Master Long, you first ask the veterinarian for a feng shui treasure, he buries the dead every day."
"Get out of the calf, you just find a feng shui treasure to lie in, if you want to lie down, you have to lie in the northeast, don't grab a place with you guys."
The defeated soldiers in the entire containment station all know that Mi Long never beats the elderly, and he doesn't bother Lai and Chen Yu in addition, because Mi Long feels that he is uneducated and likes educated people very much, and as for Ah Yi, it is purely a matter of his own character. If Mi Long wants to beat anyone the most, then Ah Yi is definitely the first.
Before he could turn around, Mi Long was punched, and he was numb.
"Have you practiced this posture?"