Really!

Paradise will never give reincarnations a mission to die.

However, this mission is no different from mortality, unless he is a traverser like Lu Xuan, who knows some of the plots and general trends of this world.

Otherwise, it can basically be declared cool.

Presumably, those reincarnators with SS-level and SSS-level talents are so cool.

In a world of this level, strength is no longer important, no matter how strong you are, no matter how many treasures you give, the other party can kill you like pinching an ant.

The most important thing is to find the right method and timing, and the slightest deviation will be beaten out of the GG.

……

Knowing that Chen Xuanzang and the incarnation of the Buddha were likely to be in this town, Lu Xuan began his search.

After searching for more than an hour, Lu Xuancai found a figure suspected of being the incarnation of the Buddha in a dispute between chickens and dogs.

"You are a dead bald man, you eat chickens and don't give money, I will beat you to death a dead monk......"

I saw an aunt holding a stick at a fat-headed, big-eared monk wearing a tattered monk's robe.

The monk didn't dare to resist, just ran away.

After running for a while, the aunt panted and greeted the monk's genealogy one by one with a stick.

After a while, the crowd dispersed.

And Lu Xuan followed the monk all the way to his place of residence.

During this period, he didn't hide his figure, anyway, no matter what he did, I was afraid that it would be in his eyes.

So, why act like a thief?

As far as he followed openly, seeing that the monk had no opinion, Lu Xuan naturally acquiesced to his consent.

Here, Lu Xuan saw a handsome-looking young man who was knocking on Muyu to sit on his homework.

Chen Xuanzang has long been accustomed to the monk's embarrassment.

just said in a surging voice: "Master, stealing chicken and being beaten again." ”

"Haha, practice, it's all practice."

The monk obviously didn't want to discuss this issue with him deeply, so he quickly diverted the topic.

said: "Xuanzang, there is a fish demon in the fishing village that harms people's lives, so you can go on behalf of the teacher and subdue the fish demon." ”

Chen Xuanzang really wanted to smash him in the face with 300 children's rhymes.

Knowing the character of the old monk, he didn't say anything, packed his bags and prepared to leave, and went to the fishing village to influence the fish demon.

"Master, please take me as an apprentice."

Before Chen Xuanzang came out, Lu Xuan had already rushed to the monk and knelt down.

In his mouth, he even muttered that he wanted to worship the monk as a teacher.

In this world, Lu Xuan has been deeply aware of his weakness.

The pedestrians walking on the road made Lu Xuan feel a sense of strength that he couldn't resist.

Until Lu Xuan tried to lift a stone that looked like it was only a dozen or twenty catties.

Lu Xuan understood that there was something wrong with him in this world, let alone an ordinary adult, even if it was a child, he probably couldn't beat it.

Maybe the gravity of the world here is no different from other worlds, but the transcendent matter in it, or the vitality, aura and the like have long been integrated into their bodies and are closely related to them.

They may not be able to notice it, but Lu Xuan already feels a little different, the air here is very comfortable.

Taking a casual breath, Lu Xuan had a feeling that his cells were cheering, and Lu Xuan felt that his body seemed to be slowly getting stronger.

It must be caused by the aura that exists in the air.

Originally, Lu Xuan had plans to go with Chen Xuanzang to subdue the fish demon, but after knowing that he was a weak chicken among the weak chickens, Lu Xuan had already made up his mind.

Before Chen Xuanzang went to find Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king, he didn't go anywhere, even if he stalked himself, he had to keep this monk by his side.

No matter how much hardship he endured, pretending to be stupid and stunned, shameless, and having a dead face, Lu Xuan would also be entangled in the incarnation of this Buddha.

As a Buddha, it's okay if you can't see it, I've always been under your nose, and you won't die without help.

Lu Xuan was ready to be driven away by the other party.

"Huh? Worship me as a teacher? ”

The monk was indeed surprised by Lu Xuan's move, of course, he was a master of acting, and it was possible that he was pretending.

"Haha, do you see, Xuanzang, the teacher has become famous, look, there are people who have come to apprentice."

"Ahem."

The monk said solemnly: "What's your name?" Where did you hear about me? How many bundles are you going to give? ”

Lu Xuan's attitude was sincere, as if what was in front of him was not a bad monk, but a real monk, whether you believe it or not, anyway, you are the Buddha in my place!

"The apprentice's name is Lu Xuan, and when the apprentice sees the master, he seems to have seen the Buddha, and he is only willing to accompany the Buddha and serve sincerely. I hope that the master will be perfected. ”

The monk's expression was a little embarrassed, and he rubbed his fingers: "Your heart to seek Buddha is not very firm!" ”

Lu Xuan pretended not to see the monk's movements, and replied respectfully: "The disciple's heart to seek Buddha is firm, and he will not let my Buddha down." ”

The monk couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.

Boy! You are more shameless than me, so you eat white food.

I can't even afford to raise it myself, so I have to rely on (cheating) to make my fate.

Let me raise you, where did you get your face?

Monk: "In this case, then the monk I will give you a test, my disciple Xuanzang is going to the fishing village to subdue the fish demon, you can go with him." ”

Lu Xuan shook his head fiercely, doesn't this mean that I want to die?

"Master, the apprentice's cultivation is still shallow, and the apprentice will not go anywhere, but only want to be by the master's side."

Monk: "Oh, besides, I will also confiscate you as an apprentice, when you and Xuanzang subdue the fish demon together, can you come to apprentice again?" ”

Lu Xuan: "The apprentice is dedicated to the Buddha, and he hopes that the master will be perfected." ”

Seeing Lu Xuan's stubborn appearance, the monk was also a little troubled.

The monk's tone was no longer compassionate, but said bluntly: "I can't support myself as a poor person in a broken temple, so you should go elsewhere to learn art." ”

"Oh, it turns out that the master is worried about this, the master can rest assured, the matter of turning the fate will be handed over to the apprentice in the future, there is an apprentice, and I promise that the master will not be hungry."

After speaking, Lu Xuan ignored the surprised gazes of Chen Xuanzang's master and apprentice, and casually picked up a broken monk's robe in the temple and put it on his body.

picked up a broken bowl and went to the fate, without giving the two of them a chance to react.

Whether it was Chen Xuanzang or the monk, they all looked at Lu Xuan's departing back in a daze.

After a long time, Chen Xuanzang popped out of his mouth: "He is holding the best monk's robe and the last complete bowl in the temple." ”

Only then did the monk react: "It's not good, this kid won't cheat our most valuable belongings." ”

Xuanzang rolled his eyes: "That bowl and the broken monk's robe are not worth two copper plates." ”

The monk was not happy when he heard this, what two copper plates?

If you don't bury people, you have to have at least three copper plates!

The monk patted Chen Xuanzang's brain: "What's the matter with you?" Don't hurry up and let me go to the fishing village to subdue the demons. ”

After Xuanzang left, the monk's expression changed completely, he held the law in his hand, and muttered in his mouth: "Can't even count?" Variables, variables! ”

Then he shook his head and left him alone.

……

After walking out of the temple, Lu Xuan's face was hot!

I really don't know how I managed to be so shameless.

Although the process is a bit difficult to explain, the result is good, and I can barely find a reason to stay.

Stay alive, don't chill!

It's time to go to the fate next, Lu Xuan touched his head with a headache.

Stroking his beautiful black hair.

The great husband lives between heaven and earth, how can he spoil his cultivation because of this slender thing, so let me cut you off today and cut you forever!

My dagger is not completely useless, no, it's still quite convenient to shave the scalp.

The only drawback is that it is too sharp, and the shaved scalp has left several blood marks.

This can be regarded as a testimony of my sincerity to the Buddha.

From now on, Lu Xuan is a monk who is sincere to the Buddha, even if the king of heaven Lao Tzu comes, it will be the same.

Even if he died, he could die in the image of a monk who sincerely worshiped the Buddha.

This is Lu Xuan's only life!

……

Don't look at the later generations of monks, it's still quite easy, even if it is, you can give a few dollars.

But here, Lu Xuan can only sigh: people's hearts are not ancient!

"Roll on, stinky monk, don't stop my mother from doing business here, go elsewhere to ask for food......"

"No, no, Lao Tzu can't support himself, how can you have your share......"

"Master, do you think I look like a person who eats? I'm hungry too, master, I see you still have a steamed bun in your bowl, share it with me, I haven't eaten for a few days. Hey, master, don't run......"

Lu Xuan has seen what life is.

It's good to bombard people directly, and some people even turn around to the monk, if they don't run fast, I'm afraid that this only steamed bun won't be able to be saved.

After working for most of the day, Lu Xuan was still hungry, but the master didn't eat, how could there be a reason for the disciple to eat first.

"Master, I'm back, this is today's fast, please enjoy."

Lu Xuan put the only steamed bun in front of the monk.

The monk looked at Lu Xuan with some embarrassment, and then sighed: "Alas! I don't think you're a good fit for this, so forget it. ”

Of course, it is impossible for Lu Xuan to leave, just kidding, this world is so dangerous, I am afraid that I will evaporate from the world within two days without leaving this thigh.

"What the master teaches is that the apprentice will work hard."

While speaking, Lu Xuan's stomach rang a few times uncontrollably.

Monk: "Look at you, it's really not suitable for here, let's leave!" If you're hungry, eat this steamed bun, and then where did it come from, and where do you go back? ”

Lu Xuan: "The apprentice is not hungry, I just hope that the master can serve the Buddha, and the apprentice will not feel hungry with the Buddha by his side." ”

The monk was a little angry: "You are not hungry, but I am hungry, look at you, what are these things, is this what people eat?" No wine and no meat, how do you let me swallow? ”

Lu Xuan: "Yes, the apprentice will go and bring wine and meat for the master." ”

After speaking, Lu Xuan picked up the bowl, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, carefully placed the steamed bun in front of the monk, and held an empty bowl to prepare to turn wine and meat for him. The only drawback is that it is too sharp, and the shaved scalp has left several blood marks.

This can be regarded as a testimony of my sincerity to the Buddha.

From now on, Lu Xuan is a monk who is sincere to the Buddha, even if the king of heaven Lao Tzu comes, it will be the same.

Even if he died, he could die in the image of a monk who sincerely worshiped the Buddha.

This is Lu Xuan's only life!

……

Don't look at the later generations of monks, it's still quite easy, even if it is, you can give a few dollars.

But here, Lu Xuan can only sigh: people's hearts are not ancient!

"Roll on, stinky monk, don't stop my mother from doing business here, go elsewhere to ask for food......"

"No, no, Lao Tzu can't support himself, how can you have your share......"

"Master, do you think I look like a person who eats? I'm hungry too, master, I see you still have a steamed bun in your bowl, share it with me, I haven't eaten for a few days. Hey, master, don't run......"

Lu Xuan has seen what life is.

It's good to bombard people directly, and some people even turn around to the monk, if they don't run fast, I'm afraid that this only steamed bun won't be able to be saved.

After working for most of the day, Lu Xuan was still hungry, but the master didn't eat, how could there be a reason for the disciple to eat first.

"Master, I'm back, this is today's fast, please enjoy."

Lu Xuan put the only steamed bun in front of the monk.

The monk looked at Lu Xuan with some embarrassment, and then sighed: "Alas! I don't think you're a good fit for this, so forget it. ”

Of course, it is impossible for Lu Xuan to leave, just kidding, this world is so dangerous, I am afraid that I will evaporate from the world within two days without leaving this thigh.

"What the master teaches is that the apprentice will work hard."

While speaking, Lu Xuan's stomach rang a few times uncontrollably.

Monk: "Look at you, it's really not suitable for here, let's leave!" If you're hungry, eat this steamed bun, and then where did it come from, and where do you go back? ”

Lu Xuan: "The apprentice is not hungry, I just hope that the master can serve the Buddha, and the apprentice will not feel hungry with the Buddha by his side." ”

The monk was a little angry: "You are not hungry, but I am hungry, look at you, what are these things, is this what people eat?" No wine and no meat, how do you let me swallow? After speaking, Lu Xuan picked up the bowl, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, carefully placed the steamed bun in front of the monk, and held an empty bowl to prepare to turn wine and meat for him.

Lu Xuan: "Yes, the apprentice will go and bring wine and meat for the master." ”

After speaking, Lu Xuan picked up the bowl, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, carefully placed the steamed bun in front of the monk, and held an empty bowl to prepare to turn wine and meat for him. The monk was a little angry: "You are not hungry, but I am hungry, look at you, what are these things, is this what people eat?" No wine and no meat, how do you let me swallow? ”

Lu Xuan: "Yes, the apprentice will go and bring wine and meat for the master." ”

After speaking, Lu Xuan picked up the bowl, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, carefully placed the steamed bun in front of the monk, and held an empty bowl to prepare to turn wine and meat for him. After speaking, Lu Xuan picked up the bowl, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, carefully placed the steamed bun in front of the monk, and held an empty bowl to prepare to turn wine and meat for him.