(4) There is a type of artwork called peripherals

Dragged by Mikasa out of the square where the shameful sculpture was located, Rujiu had developed serious doubts about the discipline of the Jerusalem executives.

Tell me, what a sick guy you have to be to come up with a soft, slippery and bouncy slime to fill your breasts! Not to mention how bad this idea is, this feeling alone is unacceptable! Can you imagine what it feels like to touch a girl's boobs only to touch a bunch of snot-like things!? So, it is very stupid to blindly pursue nipple shake and give up the most essential touch of breasts!

"Okay, okay, if you have any complaints, just send it to the Pope later, it's useless to complain here. With a headache, he dragged Lu Jiu towards the holy mountain that plunged straight into the sky, to be honest, Mikasa never thought that Lu Jiu would have such a grudge against that statue. You know, it's a famous spot that every tourist to Jerusalem will definitely take a group photo!

"It turns out that my doppelganger has been unknowingly defiled by so many people..."

Biting the handkerchief that came out of nowhere, Lu Jiu muttered pitifully.

"So, Lu Jiu, are you listening to me, okay, okay, be quiet for a while!!"

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Walking on the holy mountain, which is not as lively as the mountain below, and looking at the passers-by who are still staging a full martial arts, Lu Jiu had to sigh once again about the changes in Jerusalem in the past ten years. The current level of prosperity alone is far from comparable to that of a decade ago.

On the sacred mountain, in addition to the various religious buildings that existed before, there are also many new shops of all kinds. One of the most eye-catching is a gift shop called "Akihabara of the Otherworld".

"Firefly Mercenary Group Body-Pillow ~ Firefly Mercenary Group Life-size Pillow ~ As long as you gather seven mercenary group members and supernumerary members of Krokdahl, you can summon the dragon!"

"Lujiu limited edition 1:10 detachable figure, realize your dream of dressing up! Buy now and give away a hopy doll, don't miss the opportunity again!"

"Lu Jiu's same big golden wavy wig. Are you still worried about the hairstyle during COS!? Our wigs will be your best choice. ”

"Special offer, last day, last day. Miss Lu Jiu's Q version of the sticker, not 998. Don't use 98, now only use 9 Mao 8, 9 Mao 8, you can't buy a loss, you can't buy fooled!"

"Hey!!Mikasa. What the hell is this!!"

"Well, these things seem to be called peripherals, as if they were industries that the Pope had single-handedly supported to promote the economic development of Jerusalem. And it did get even better than expected. ”

"Can you even sell your granddaughter so easily for money!! "I've never seen a grandfather who can single-handedly plan to launch his granddaughter's peripheral product series, if he can, Lu Jiu will definitely rush up and kick Ken's old thing's chrysanthemum with hatred now.

"Aha... Actually, it's because Lu Jiu of your Firefly Mercenary Group has a good image and good temperament. That's why it's so popular with everyone~ Moreover, the people who buy your pillows are not necessarily those otaku, look at that little sister. Didn't you buy it too~?"

"It's... It turns out that I have a good image and a good temperament..."

"Whew..."

Exhaling softly, Mikasa, who was trying to comfort Rujiu, finally thought that she could leave safely with Rujiu like this, but the little girl who bought the pillow ruthlessly broke her entire plan.

"Mom, Mom, did you buy this pillow for Xiaobai, so he won't hold my leg and rub it all the time?"

"That's right, dogs in estrus are like this~ But fortunately, this kind of pillow is sold here. In this way, Xiaobai can be regarded as having a place to release the tiger in his heart. ”

Hey!! you passer-by, little Lori, don't choose to come out at this time to mend the knife!!

"Three......... Kasa !!!!"

Two large, bloodshot eyes stared at Mikasa behind him, in the midst of these two terrifying pupils. Mikasa saw deep despair... And eye droppings in the corners of the eyes.

"Wait, wait! Lu Jiu, this must be a misunderstanding!!Maybe it's because your posture is so charming that even the animals can't suppress their worship of you! That dog named Xiaobai must also be a devout believer!"

Desperately stirring his brain, at this moment, Mikasa understood for the first time what the phrase "IQ is not enough" meant.

At the same time, a certain Lori who had bought a pillow and was happily walking this way after hearing Mikasa's words. It was very solemnly inserted between Lu Jiu and Mikasa, and then said seriously: "No~ Xiaobai is not a believer~ Xiaobai, he's just a husky in heat..."

And then, there was no then ...

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"Well, I heard that Rujiuna is already in Jerusalem, and is now coming this way. I didn't expect that there would really be such a day. ”

In front of the fitting cabinet, an old man who hadn't seen his granddaughter for a long time was nervously dressing up at this time.

After a touching reunion after a decade of absence, an old pope has made up his mind to leave the impression of a kind grandfather on Lu Jiu (the poor old guy doesn't know that the sculpture he designed and the merchandise shop he supported have completely made him unimpressed).

"Hey, Zeng Jia, help me see, have you shaved all the beard?

"With all due respect, Your Excellency, it's better for you to replace this sassy pink tight-fitting shirt. Also, you're not meant to wear these boots, as they will look like you're a legless creature. ”

“...”

"Yes, yes... I thought young people would like this style nowadays..."

Looking sadly at his nondescript self in the mirror, Ken couldn't help but raise his head, and looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle: "People, when you get older, you will be like this, and you will become unable to do anything."

"When you're old, give me a drink of brain gold!!!Stinky old man!! you can explain to me what the hell is going on with that weird statue or that otherworldly Akihabara!!!!

Well, this is the first thing Lu Jiu said to the old man who had been absent for ten years.

PS: Tomorrow's subject 2 exam, I hope I can pass it once. (To be continued.) )