Chapter 35: The aggrieved uncle pries the door in the middle of the night

It's past eleven o'clock in the evening.

With a click, Huang Bingyao cautiously pushed open a crack in the door, and instantly breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the light in the living room was off: "I haven't come back from shopping." ”

As long as he gets home first, he will be able to turn back on the guest for a while and ask his wife what he is doing outside.

His originally obscene body straightened up instantly, pushed open the door with a clatter, and casually pressed the switch on the wall.

With a "pop", the living room was as bright as day.

Then Huang Bingyao was so frightened that he jumped up on the spot with a scream of "ahhhh

I saw his wife sitting on the sofa staring at him expressionlessly, with a pile of shopping bags at her feet.

And that familiar baseball bat.

Suddenly turned on the light and saw this scene, Huang Bingyao did not have a myocardial infarction on the spot, because he had excellent psychological quality.

is worthy of an old policeman who has been in the industry for many years.

"Old ...... Wife, you ...... the big night Why don't you turn on the lights, how scary. Huang Bingyao swallowed a mouthful of spit, and his legs let go and fell to the ground.

Mrs. Huang crossed Erlang's legs, the slippers on her feet swayed, and she said with a smile: "Fat Huang, did you go out to fool around again tonight?" ”

"How is that possible! Absolutely not tonight! Huang Bingyao seemed full of confidence, because he really didn't go out to fool around tonight, let alone hook up with other people's wives.

Seeing that this guy had a hard mouth, Mrs. Huang took a deep breath and forcibly suppressed her anger, gritting her teeth: "Then you explain to me what you did tonight!" ”

"Eh, I'll have to tell you about that." Huang Bingyao smiled excitedly, closed the door and ran to his wife to sit down: "Tonight, our police station serious crime team has dinner, and I slaughtered ...... fiercely."

"Well, edit, you go on." Before Huang Bingyao finished speaking, Mrs. Huang interrupted him with a sneer.

Huang Bingyao was stunned for a moment, and sensed that something was wrong with the problem: "No, I really didn't make it up this time, wife, listen to me, I'm really eating tonight!" ”

"Then tell me, what meal can eat fifty-two thousand eight!" Mrs. Huang couldn't help it, roared angrily, and stood up with a baseball bat.

The experienced Huang Bingyao ran away, circling around the sofa and his wife: "Wife, I don't understand what you're talking about, what fifty-two thousand eight?" ”

"I don't admit it yet! The old lady went shopping with her girlfriend tonight to see a new watch, swiped you have a gold card and actually prompted that the balance was insufficient, go to the ATM to check, the card is missing a full 52,000 eight! You're so cowardly! Mrs. Huang chased and scolded at the same time.

intensified and spent money on those wild women, which clearly didn't take her seriously!

"Wait! Fifty-two thousand eight! Huang Bingyao stopped suddenly, instantly understood something, the whole person's limbs were weak, his pupils were dilated, and finally he roared with grief and indignation: "Xu Luo, I'll pounce on your mother!" ”

His heart was dripping blood, and tonight's meal actually cost his money, and he slaughtered himself!

How happy he was when he ordered.

That's how sad he is now.

"Husband...... You, what's wrong with you, are you okay, don't scare me, I'm ...... I don't blame you anymore. ”

Seeing that Huang Bingyao was in a wrong state, Mrs. Huang hurriedly threw away the baseball bat and asked with concern.

"Wife, listen to me, it must be Yazi who gave her boyfriend the secondary card of my card......"

Before he finished speaking, Mrs. Huang had already picked up the baseball bat again: "Okay! Now I'm actually starting to push it on the bud, I don't know what kind of person the bud is? Bastard! ”

"Wife! You listen to me explain, Bud is pure and kind, but her boyfriend is shameless! ”

"Fart! No matter how shameless you are, can you be shameless? actually framed his sister's boyfriend, Huang Fat, Huang Fat, you are really getting more and more beaten now! ”

"Ahh Xu Luo! I'm going to kill you! ”

…………

"Brother Luo, you just killed me."

There was still residual afterglow on Yazi's face, and he leaned on Xu Luo's arms with silky eyes, and his tone was soft.

"Alright, I'm leaving." Xu Luo finished smoking a cigarette and threw it into the trash, got out of bed and began to get dressed.

There are still two mouths waiting to be fed at home, so the ammunition must be distributed reasonably.

Yazi got up, knelt on the bed, and hugged him tightly from behind, blushing: "Don't leave tonight, okay Brother Luo." ”

Eat the marrow and know the taste.

"Loosen." Xu Luo frowned, broke free of Yazi's hand, and said with righteous words while lifting his pants: "How old are you this year?" 32C, you are addicted to men at a young age, how can you build a harmonious Hong Kong Island in the future! I want my woman to be as self-motivated as I am, and not to be obsessed with such low-level pleasures! ”

When you put on your pants and talk, you are hard.

Yazi was stunned when he heard it, and he always felt that this was full of slots, and you weren't like this when you first entered the door: "Brother Luo, you weren't in a hurry just now......"

"You don't think I'm in a hurry because I'm!" Xu Luo asked rhetorically.

The buds wink, don't they?

Xu Luo said a few nonsense while dressing: "Mr. Lu Xun said that the sage time after the incident between men and women is the most calm and rational time, and I just can't wait to use this time to think about the future of the Hong Kong Island Police Force." ”

"Did Mr. Lu Xun say this?" Yazi looked suspicious, I don't read much, don't lie to me.

Xu Luo sighed: "Yazi, I am very disappointed in your knowledge reserves, I hope you will read more books in the future, so that we can have spiritual resonance." ”

He was a man of high class taste.

The bud was confirmed, the person was fooling her, rolled her eyes and said, "Then have you figured it out?" ”

"Not yet, this question is not something that can be thought about for a while, and the next time you prepare a pair of black and double suspenders, it will help speed up my brainstorming, and it can be regarded as your contribution to the future of the Hong Kong Island Police Force." After Xu Luo finished speaking, he picked up the police gun and walked away without looking back, without dragging his feet.

Bud raised her middle finger at his back.

At twelve o'clock, Xu Luo parked the car downstairs and then took the elevator upstairs, his house was at the end of the corridor, so it was some distance from the elevator.

Xu Luo walked out of the elevator and saw a dark shadow in front of his house from a distance, sneaky and didn't know what to do.

He held his breath and slowed his pace.

Prepare to go up and walk the knife man.

Snake Boy, who had a scar on his face, didn't notice the danger approaching, and after carefully studying the door lock, he casually reached into the black backpack at his feet to get the tools and prepare to pry the door open.

There are a lot of things in the bag, there are knives, pliers and hammers, and even tattoo equipment, so Snake Boy Wei blindly touched it a few times but didn't touch what he needed.

"Are you looking for this?" Xu Luo, who was kind-hearted and helpful, couldn't stand it anymore in the back, so he took out the pliers and handed them to him.

"Thanks, man." Snake Ziwei subconsciously thanked him after catching the pliers, but then he suddenly reacted, and his body instantly stiffened in place.

He tried to pretend to be calm, gritted his teeth, and suddenly turned around and raised the pliers to smash Xu Luo's head, but as soon as he raised his hand, the muzzle of the gun was on his head.

"Want to sneak up on me?" Xu Luo smiled slightly.

Snake Boy Wei broke out in cold sweat, and forced a smile on his face: "No...... No, I ...... I want you to see how good my pliers look good, dude? ”

"you horse!" Xu Luo slammed the handle of the gun on his head, and then grabbed his collar and dragged him in front of him: "Are you an idiot when you step on a horse?" ”

"Ahh Snake Boy Wei was smashed open in the forehead by this shot, and blood flowed into his eyes.

Just then, the door suddenly opened.

"Ahh Seeing the bleeding snake boy, Zhou Wenli was startled: "He's ...... What's the matter with him? ”

She opened the door when she heard Xu Luo's voice.

"I'll talk about it until I'm in first." Xu Luo casually lifted the backpack at the door, and then roughly pushed Snake Boy Wei into the house: "Elbow, follow me into the house!" ”

"Brother Luo......" Hong Kong students watching TV on the sofa were just about to say hello, but when they saw Snake Boywei, their faces suddenly turned pale: "Ah! He...... How could he be here! ”