33. The stupid pillar was shot while lying down
Sanzang held his bicycle and walked down the street with a faint light.
Thinking back to the scene just now, although they were all performing, deep down in their hearts, they didn't have any pity for Lou Xiao'e, a poor woman,
Just because of his bad background, he met a scumbag three times, and there was no happiness in his life.
Ay! He has done everything he should do, and the Lou family can still play this good hand of cards, so there is no way, "the plan is in the people, and the success is in the sky".
As the old saying goes: "If you are poor, you will be good alone, and if you are good, you will help the world!" ”
He's just not poor at the moment, and he can't manage so many things.
Sanzang put away the melancholy in his heart, remembering that there was a lovely wife sitting in the light at home, supporting her chin with her hands,
Waiting for him to come home for dinner, his heart was hot, and he quickly jumped on the bicycle.
Jingru heard the sound of a bicycle outside the door, immediately got up and opened the door.
"Brother, has Sister Xiao'e's matter been resolved?"
"Shhhh Let's talk about it when we go back to the house. ”
"Oh."
"Things have been settled, nothing is a big problem!
I'm afraid that in the future, you will have less contact with your sister Xiao'e, and I have also said hello to her, she won't blame you! ”
"Ah, why? Isn't everything settled? ”
"Good! Obedient! I'm also here for the safety of our family! ”
"It's so serious! Okay, I'll listen to you! ”
"Have you been thinking about sour lately?"
"I don't want to! Why do you ask this? ”
"Hmmm! Have you been vomiting lately? ”
"No, I'll eat it."
"Why don't we go to the hospital tomorrow morning for a check-up?"
"I don't want it! I'm busy tomorrow!
Besides, I'm in good health! And there's nothing wrong with it! ”
"What do you have to do?"
"Aunt Yi said, taking advantage of the good weather these days,
Take out the cabbage stacked under the root of the wall and the windowsill of our house to dry,
Don't cover it, we don't have a vegetable cellar! ”
Well! This is really a big deal, speaking of Chinese cabbage, Sanzang thought that it was the same as later generations, and if he wanted to eat it, he would just go to the vegetable market to buy it.
But now this is not the case at all, Chinese cabbage everyone likes to eat, and it is resistant to storage, so it has become the preferred vegetable for "winter storage".
In the first winter, you can eat until the next spring, when everyone is full of cabbage in front of and behind the house.
Now Chinese cabbage belongs to the second class of national materials, unified purchase and sales, individuals are not allowed to sell freely, and they need to be purchased with a "vegetable certificate".
In order to do a good job in this work and ensure that there are no problems, the municipal government has also set up a "cabbage office".
Chinese cabbage is also divided into three, six, nine, etc., divided into one, two, and three grades, and if the second and third grades are opened,
The first level is not good, according to the capitation, with the book, and the food is a routine,
Limited supply, more than a certain amount, no matter how rich you are, people salespeople don't sell, love whom!
If it weren't for an aunt's reminder, the two living whites would really have a big problem, and there would be no vegetables to eat all winter.
"Oh well! Let's go in the afternoon! ”
In the afternoon of the next day, Sanzang took an afternoon off and Jingru came to the third hospital of the city to have a comprehensive examination.
At this time, the two of them stood in front of the doctor with apprehension.
After waiting for a while, Sanzang had no choice but to ask, "Doctor!" That, huh!
Is there something wrong with me? We've been married for almost half a year, why can't my daughter-in-law get pregnant? ”
The doctor looked at the report and looked at the two of them with interest,
"Hmmm! You're all well! All indicators are normal! Just ......"
"Just what?"
"You guys are that too often! How can young people know how to be temperate! Hahaha! ”
"Ahh
At this time, Jingru's face was red like blood, and Sanzang took the report with a "snap", pulled Jingru and ran away.
Jingru sat on the back seat of the bicycle and pinched Sanzang's waist vigorously, "I blame you!" I blame you! Lose someone! ”
"That's it! All right! Am I wrong? I'm also afraid that there is something wrong with the two of us!
Now rest assured! Just pay attention to it in the future! ”
The next day, the sky was just bright, Sanzang hugged Jingru sleeping Zhengxiang,
Suddenly, I heard Yan Bugui shouting: "It's amazing! Amazing!
We've got a thief! Out of the big thief! Let's take a look at what you have lost? ”
Sanzang was also shocked in his heart, this was the head teacher Ran Qiuye, who didn't introduce him to the stick terrier in order to take revenge on Yan Bubu for accepting his native products.
And after stealing Yan Bugui's front car, the stupid pillar won't even pit him!
Sanzang immediately got up, and he didn't have time to put on his coat, and when he opened the door, his bicycle was gone.
"Good fool! I'm not done with you! I didn't offend you! ”
Hatefully, he went back to the bedside and got his clothes and put them on.
At this time, Jingru also woke up and saw Sanzang's angry appearance, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? ”
"Our bike is gone!"
"What! But didn't you lend it to Sister Yu Li!
Why did she come to borrow a bicycle late and said that her sister-in-law came from Jinyang today,
You've given her the keys, won't she ride away in the morning! ”
"Ahh Hi! Look at my brain! A false alarm! No way! I'm still going to have to check it out! You go back to sleep! ”
"Still sleeping! I can sleep! I! ”
Sanzang came to the crowd to take a look, and sure enough, he didn't see Yan Jiecheng and Yu Li.
At this time, I heard the stupid pillar say, "Three masters! Did Mr. Ran reply over there? ”
"Go! Go! Go! I lost all the wheels of my bicycle, how can I have the heart to tell you that!
Hi! Director Huang, come and see, what should I do about this? ”
Sanzang walked over, glanced at the silly pillar, and then walked to the bicycle and looked,
"I'm not a detective, so I'd better find a professional, have you reported it to the sheriff's office?"
"Uncle Yi has gone!"
"Alright! I can only wait for the result of law and order! It's not a matter for everyone to be around, it's time to go to work! What to do, what to do! ”
When everyone saw it, there was no excitement to see, and they all dispersed.
Sanzang went home for breakfast and went to work with his legs, and was bumped into by Yan Bugui.
"Where's your bike? How to walk! ”
"It was borrowed by your daughter-in-law Yu Li!"
"Oh!" Yan Bugui hung his head and pushed the door home.
"I'm back, what did the film police say?" The three mothers asked.
"What else can I say? Where can I find it? ”
Yan Bugui sat there sulking, and a second-hand wheel cost more than ten or twenty yuan.
I feel that I have lost 100 million, and I am very distressed.
"Wait! Good you stupid pillar! Yan Bugui slapped the table.
"What does it have to do with Silly Pillar?"
Who is Yanbubu?
is comparable to Conan's existence-Shermo Gui, and the truth about the stupid pillar stealing chickens is the first thing he debunks.
"I ask you! Who else has a bicycle in our front yard? ”
"Xiao Huang! His car is still brand new! ”
"That's right! If it's a thief outside, he won't steal new ones! Why are you stealing our old ones! ”
"Really! That's what our people did! But we didn't offend anyone! ”
"Alas! Silly Zhu gave me two souvenirs to introduce me to the school's teacher Ran, I accepted it, and I haven't introduced it to him yet, and now eighty percent of it is known to him. ”
"Hey! You can do it! Isn't it over if you introduce him? ”
"Is he a stupid cook worthy of the Venerable Master Ran?
Didn't I hurt people by introducing him! ”
"So what now?"
"No! I've got to go to the police station! ”
"Then what if he tells you about receiving gifts and not doing things?"
"Then I'll find Lao Yi!"
At this time, the aunt didn't sweep the ground, and hurriedly pushed the door home, "Lao Yi!" I think this was done by a stupid pillar! ”
"How?"
"I just ran into a stupid pillar and said that he lost his three masters' bicycles, and he said no, at most he lost a car."
"Hmmm! That's Lao Yan offending him! ”
"I estimate that eighty percent of Lao Yan accepted his gift and didn't do anything, and he didn't introduce him to anyone!"
"Really! The pillar is a man of vengeance.
It's over, now the police station is taking this matter very seriously! ”
"Then let's stop talking!"
"It's okay! If he did it, he wouldn't let anyone know! Broken! ”
What Yan Bugui can figure out, he can also figure out.
At this time, he heard Yan Bugui knocking on the door to come in, and Yi Zhonghai knew that things were not easy.
"Lao Yi! Now that I've figured it out, my car wheel was stolen by a stupid pillar, what do you think now? ”
"Is there some misunderstanding between you? It's good to unravel! ”
"Misunderstanding! What misunderstanding? There was no misunderstanding!
Stupid pillar stealing the car wheel is a big deal, you won't want to cover him, right? Then I'll have to go to the sheriff's office! ”
"That's it! All right! Did you do something sorry for the stupid pillar? ”
"No! What else can I do to be sorry for him? ”
Yan Bugui is full of confidence now, it's a big deal that he returns the things, and others really can't say anything about him.
"So how do you want to solve it?"
"Pay me a car wheel and add 20 yuan."
Who is Yan Bugui? That's the lord of "splitting the meat on the legs of the heron and scraping the fat in the belly of the mosquito", and it is strange if the lion opens his mouth.
"20 dollars is too much! 10 bucks! ”
Yan Bugui thought about it, and didn't want to offend the stupid pillar in death, "Yes!" ”
"I'm going to find him! It's the other way around! Dare to do this kind of thing! ”
Yi Zhonghai left angrily and came to the back kitchen to find the stupid pillar.
"You stole the bicycle wheels of the three masters!"
"Ahh Why don't you go to the thatched house in the middle of the night, that person is you! ”
"Don't be here with me hippie smiley!
Now that he knows, if he wants you to pay for a car wheel and add 10 yuan, he would have asked for 20. ”
"Grandma! It's reasonable for him to accept gifts and not do things! No, how did he know? ”
"If you think about it carefully, Xiao Huang, who lives at the door of him, has a brand new bicycle, what kind of brain does he have, can he figure it out?"
"Hey! What is this called? ”
"Where's the wheel?"
"Hey, hey! Sold! For this 7 yuan, I can't take another 17 yuan to buy it back! "Silly Zhu is even more angry.
"Look at all these things you've been doing lately! Let's go for a snack! ”
Yi Zhonghai was also tired, and he paid his own money to help Silly Zhu settle things.