The next morning, Uncle Nine found a cemetery for Mrs. Ren to rebury him, and returned to Yizhuang to find that Wencai was chatting with Xu Luo, and he didn't see Qiusheng's figure, he frowned: "What about Qiusheng?" ”

"Master, you're back, Qiusheng doesn't know what's going on today, and you haven't come yet." Wen Cai, who was chatting with Xu Luo, hurriedly got up and greeted him and took the Taoist robe and peach wood sword and other magic weapons in Uncle Jiu's hand.

"I don't know what the hell a day is." Hearing that Qiusheng hadn't come so late, Uncle Nine shook his head, Qiusheng's talent was not bad, but his mind was not on the cultivation path.

Xu Luo crossed Erlang's legs, and when he heard this, he laughed casually: "It may be that he is engaging in female ghosts." ”

He remembered the plot between Qiusheng and Dong Xiaoyu.

How can you fall in love with Zhuxiang, Dong Xiaoyu is nothing more than coveting Qiu to grow handsome, and Qiu Sheng is coveting Dong Xiaoyu's body, which is considered to be a pleasure between the two.

"Do you think my apprentice is like you, a human being and not a human being?" Uncle Nine glanced at Xu Luo angrily, and poured himself a cup of tea after sitting down.

"Master, what are you talking about?" At this moment, Qiusheng came back with a yawn, looking like he hadn't woken up, looking left and right: "Where is Wencai?" ”

Wencai helped Uncle Nine put things away.

And the moment he entered the door, Uncle Jiu's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and he didn't have to turn his head, he could feel that Xu Luo must have a smile on his face.

Because Qiusheng's appearance is obviously overindulgent, and he is full of yin energy, which undoubtedly shows that the object of his indulgence is not a person, but a ghost.

Thinking of Ren Fa's saying that Xu Luo had changed the corpse of the old lady more than ten days ago, Uncle Nine was a little uncontrollable, this guy wouldn't really be so accurate, right?

"Brother Luo is also here, Brother Luo is early." Qiusheng rubbed his waist, only then did he see Xu Luo, said hello casually, and staggered to the chair to lie down.

"Is it early? Why don't you wait for lunch? "Uncle Nine is an old yin and yang man.

"Master, it rained when I went back last night, and I was delayed on the road, so I didn't sleep well." Qiusheng yawned again as he spoke, closed his eyes and began to catch up on sleep.

Wen Cai put down the magic weapon and came back, and just when he heard this, he pouted: "It didn't rain a drop last night, so you have to use dim sum to lie to the master." ”

But Qiusheng had already fallen asleep, he was so tired last night that he was dizzy today.

"That's not right! There are lip prints! Wen Cai suddenly looked at the lip print on Qiusheng's neck, and immediately looked at Uncle Nine with a gossipy face: "Master! I'll just say how this guy is weak, it turns out that he was happy last night, do you know which girl it is? ”

He didn't even hear any of the wind.

"It's a female ghost." Uncle Nine rolled his eyes.

"Female ghost!" Wen Cai exclaimed, and then beat his chest: "There is such a good thing and you don't call me!" ”

"Puff-" Xu Luo suddenly squirted out a mouthful of tea, put down the teacup, pointed at Wen Cai and shook his finger and said, "Okay, I thought that only Qiusheng could do this kind of thing, but I didn't expect that your thick-eyed guy was actually a sullen monster." ”

Wen Cai realized that he was speechless, and hurriedly covered his mouth and showed a smile that was more difficult than crying: "Master, I didn't mean that, I meant that." ”

How can you say what is in your heart?

"Shame on you!" Uncle Jiu's face twitched, he glanced at him fiercely, and ordered: "Take off Qiusheng's clothes immediately, I want to draw a talisman on him, and let the female ghost fly away tonight!" ”

Even his apprentices dare to be confused, how can this be reasonable.

"Uncle Nine, do you use a cattle slaughtering knife to kill chickens? This female ghost is handed over to me to deal with, and I promise that she will never be able to approach Qiusheng again. Xu Luo put down the teacup, elegantly wiped the water stains on the corner of his mouth, and took the initiative to take the matter.

He didn't want to be a fellow with Qiusheng, he just thought it was good for Dong Xiaoyu to feed the zombies.

"You?" Uncle Nine glanced at him up and down, and then said suspiciously: "Your solution shouldn't be to take that female ghost for yourself, right?" She hurt Qiusheng, but she won't suffer this kind of torture, I can't be so ruthless, let's burn her. ”

Xu Luo's face darkened, Uncle Jiu has always had a set of yin and yang weirdness, but fortunately, he has been sleeping with Xiaoyue without a condom, and when he thinks about it, his heart is balanced.

"Uncle Jiu, Dong Xiaoyu is not a prosperous face, how can I fall in love with her?" Xu Luo is a face control party plus a wife control, Dong Xiaoyu does not meet either, so she has only one way to die.

Uncle Nine asked curiously, "Have you seen it?" Otherwise, how do you know if she's pretty? ”

Is this calculated again?

"If it's so beautiful, can you take a fancy to Qiusheng?" Xu Luo replied confidently, and then pointed at himself: "Looking at the entire Renjia Town, I can't find a more handsome man than me, if the female ghost is beautiful enough, she should come to seduce me, but she didn't come, which means that she is not confident in her appearance, and knows that she is not worthy of me." ”

Reasonable and unrefutable, Wen Cai was dumbfounded, he had never seen such a brazen person.

"A tree without bark will surely die; People are shameless, and the world is invincible. Uncle Nine shook his head, and then said, "Then this matter will be handed over to you." ”

Xu Luona Xiaoyue is his aunt's wife, which is equivalent to his own family, so he is not welcome.

After speaking, he looked at Wen Cai again: "By the way, did those ghosts eat this morning?" ”

"Still not, Master." Wen Cai shook his head.

Uncle Nine frowned and said to himself: "This time I really got on the same page, and none of you are afraid of hunger?" ”

Sensing something was wrong, he got up and walked to the room where the ghost was enshrined, ready to open the altar to take a look.

"Ahem, Uncle Jiu, you still have something, I won't bother you, I will solve Qiusheng's matter." Xu Luo got up and said goodbye with a weak heart, and after finishing speaking, he didn't wait for Uncle Jiu to respond, and left Yizhuang quickly.

As soon as he went out a long time ago, the sound of Uncle Jiu's murder came from the back foot, as well as the screams of Qiusheng and Wencai.

"Where's my ghost? What a spicy ghost! Qiusheng Wencai you two bastards! It must be that you are usually negligent, so you let the ghosts go! ”

Uncle Nine was very angry, because these ghosts were all evil ghosts, and he didn't know how many people he was going to kill after escaping, and he even suspected that it was the Qiusheng ghosts who let the ghosts go, so there were female ghosts sleeping with him.

Well, the logical closed loop, it's autumn!

As for Wencai, he must be an accomplice.

"Ah, Master! Not me! I didn't! ”

"Master, what are you hitting me for? Yes! Whew! ”

"Who else could it be? Normally, you're in charge of the lives of these ghosts! Could it still be Xu Luo? He's morally corrupt, but don't do anything bad and blame him for everything! ”

"Uncle Nine is really accurate in looking at people." Xu Luo stood at the door and shook his head, then walked towards Ren's house with his hands behind his back.

After staying in Yizhuang all morning, he just had lunch when he returned to Ren's house, and a maid was about to go to Yizhuang to call him, but he didn't expect to run into him just when he arrived at the door.

"Dashuai, you're back, the lord and the young lady are waiting for you to have lunch." The maid hurriedly said.

"Okay, I see." Xu Luo waved her hand to send her away, and then came to the side hall, where Ren Tingting and Ren Fa were already sitting at the table waiting.

Seeing Xu Luo come in, Ren Fa hurriedly got up with a smile on his face to greet him: "Dashuai, you are seated quickly." ”

"Master Ren, you're welcome, you can sit too." Xu Luo sat down next to Ren Tingting, and Ren Fa smiled with satisfaction when he saw this scene, and sat opposite the two.

Halfway through the meal, Ren Tingting wanted to drink a soup but couldn't reach it, and it was very unruly when she stood up and served it, so she said delicately: "Dad, I want to drink black chicken soup, please serve it for me for one night." ”

"Okay." Xu Luo and Ren Fa said in unison, reached out to pick up her bowl, and then the two of them were stunned at the same time, looking at each other, a little embarrassed.

Ren Tingting's face was flushed, because last night Xu Luo touched her room in the middle of the night and made her call her dad all night, and her toes were buttoned in her shoes.

Xu Luo was also out of conditioned reflex, facing Ren Fa's questioning and puzzled gaze, he smiled calmly: "Oh, there is something I just told Master Ren, Tingting and I hit it off at first sight, and I like this girl very much, so I am ready to accept her as my goddaughter, and she agreed, but I don't know Master Ren's opinion......"

Ren Fa and Ren Tingting's father and daughter looked at him with wide eyes at the same time, but Xu Luo's face remained unchanged.

Ren Fa's face is wonderful, I want to be your father-in-law, do you want to be my brother? He originally wanted to match Xu Luo and his daughter, but he didn't expect it to become like this, and found another father for his daughter.

"This ...... Dashuai, of course I don't have an opinion, but the age of you and the little girl ......" Ren Fa wanted to speak and stopped.

The two are about the same age, how can they worship each other?

Xu Luo waved his hand disappreciatively, pointed at himself and said, "Master Ren, don't look at me as if I'm only in my twenties, I'm actually almost forty years old, but as a cultivator, I have a good look." ”

Ren Tingting is only eighteen years old, and it is very reasonable to be her godfather at her own age, goddaughter goddaughter, godfather goddaughter, natural and reasonable.

"I see, since this is the case, then my Ren family will climb the high branches." Ren Fa just wanted to slap Xu Luo anyway, and Ren Tingting was accepted by him as his goddaughter, so he immediately looked at Ren Tingting: "Tingting, why don't you kneel down and give tea to your godfather." ”

"Huh? Oooh. Ren Tingting's face was so red that she could drip blood, her heart was messy, and she knelt in front of Xu Luo with a cup of tea and served: "Godfather, please use tea." ”

"Well, good daughter, get up." Xu Luo took the teacup and pretended to take a sip, took out a phoenix hairpin stolen in Cixi's tomb from the space and handed it to Ren Tingting: "Take it, the gift that my godfather gave you." ”

Ren Fa knew at a glance that the phoenix hairpin was not an ordinary product, and secretly said that this godfather did not recognize it, and he said with a bright smile: "In the future, Tingting will find a good mother-in-law's family, and she will just wear this phoenix hairpin to get married." ”

Ren Tingting and Xu Luo glanced at each other when they heard this, their eyes were divided at the touch of a touch, and they knew what they thought in their hearts.

"Thank you, godfather." Ren Tingting took the phoenix hairpin with both hands, thanked her in her mouth, and then stood up.

Ren Fa greeted: "Eat, eat." ”

"Godfather, my daughter will clip you a rib."

"Okay, okay, don't clamp it, good daughter, if you clip it again, the godfather can't stand it anymore, and he can't bear it."

It's a happy family of three again.

Suddenly thinking of Brother Lu and Sister-in-law Qin, who were also a loving family of three at the beginning, Xu Luo felt that he was really a person who could build a harmonious family.

………………

The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the day is stealing chickens and dogs.

"Woohoo! Barking! ”

A few barks were harsh in the night.

"Master, I'm leaving, my aunt and eldest brother are waiting for me to go back to dinner." Qiusheng shouted at Yizhuang, stepped on the bicycle and began to pedal wildly.

When he encounters an uphill climb, he can't wait to stand up and kick, and he can't wait to kick the chain to smoke, because he has been suffering for a day and can't wait to save with Xiaoyu.

After coming to Dong Xiaoyu's house, he threw the bicycle at the door, stumbled in, and shouted: "Xiaoyu, I'm here again!" ”

"Autumn Birth!" Dong Xiaoyu went out in a nightdress and hugged her, then kissed each other, and entered the house while gnawing, which was very romantic in the beautiful music.

Wait a minute! Where did the music come from?

Dong Xiaoyu suddenly realized it, turned her head to follow the voice, and saw a handsome young man sitting next to the table at some point, and the music was coming from the black box next to the young man, and she exclaimed in fright.

"Brother Luo, why are you here!" Qiusheng was also startled, and hurriedly protected Dong Xiaoyu behind him.

Xu Luo stretched out a hand and signaled: "You go on, you're welcome, I'll play some music to help you have fun, in this situation, there must be BGM!" ”

As he spoke, he patted the small stereo beside him, this thing was brought by him when he crossed from Hong Kong Island, and it was useless except for the usual use of songs.

Basically, it is left in the space for a long time to eat ashes.

"Qiusheng, who is he, I'm so scared, you let him go." Dong Xiaoyu hid behind Qiusheng with a weak and ridable look, pointed at Xu Luo and said.

"Eh, little jade girl, don't be afraid, I'm not a good person." Xu Luo hurriedly reassured.

"Xiaoyu, I'll let him go now." Qiusheng comforted her, and then drove Xu Luo away with some annoyance: "Brother Luo, you hurry up, otherwise don't blame me for being rude, Xiaoyu is my friend."

He was somewhat unconfident when he said this.

But how can you back down in front of a woman?

"Qiusheng, you haven't figured out the situation yet!" Xu Luo's face suddenly sank, and he slapped the table next to him, startling Qiusheng and Xiaoyu.

"You slut! Hook up with other men behind my back while I'm away! Or my friend! Xu Luo pointed at Dong Xiaoyu and scolded, then looked at Qiusheng and said: "Qiusheng, do you know that she is my woman, you dare to touch it, you want to die!" ”

"Ahh Qiusheng was momentarily stunned, and turned his head to look at Dong Xiaoyu: "You...... Are you really the woman of Brother Lo? ”

"No, don't listen to his nonsense, I don't know him at all!" Dong Xiaoyu hurriedly argued.

"Sure enough, the cousin is ruthless." Xu Luohaha sneered, pointed at her and said, "If you don't know me, how do I know that your name is Dong Xiaoyu?" ”

"Yes! How does he know? Qiusheng also asked, he had already gotten out of bed, because he believed Xu Luo's words, after all, Dong Xiaoyu, a weak woman, where did she get the money to buy such a big house.

"How do I know!" Dong Xiaoyu roared a little broken, and then his eyes showed a fierce light, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Stinky man, it's a good thing to spoil me!" ”

When her voice fell, she was going to do it directly.

"Wait!" Xu Luo suddenly shouted.

Dong Xiaoyu roared: "What else to say!" ”

"I'll change BGM." Xu Luo fiddled on the stereo, and then the originally soothing song suddenly became high-pitched, with a tendency to swallow rivers.

"Heroic in the face of thousands of waves, blood is like red sun, courage is like iron, bones are like steel......"

"Alright, come on." Xu Luo got up, with a back behind him, and spread it evenly with one hand, Ren Jiazhen Ye Man.

"Bells and whistles, you!" Dong Xiaoyu instantly flew towards Xu Luo and grabbed his neck with one hand.

Xu Dashuai's hand behind his back instantly took out a copper coin sword and slapped it out, and Dong Xiaoyu, who didn't know the sinister nature of the rivers and lakes, was directly knocked away by a sword.

"Ahh

The moment the copper coin sword hit her, a burst of blue light erupted, Dong Xiaoyu screamed, and her body flew out and smashed against the wall in an instant, and her hair was scattered.

"Ghost!" Seeing this, Qiusheng blurted out, and believed that Dong Xiaoyu was Xu Luo's woman, after all, Uncle Nine had already said that Xu Luo was a person who liked to play ghosts.

He was suddenly flustered and guilty, he slept with Xu Luo's woman, he wouldn't kill himself.

"Qiusheng~" Dong Xiaoyu shouted at him, and cast an illusion on him, affecting his thinking, Qiusheng suddenly rushed towards Xu Luo: "The woman who dares to beat me, I have to beat your face today!" ”

Akisheng A went up.

Akisheng flew out.

"What a ghost." Xu Luo retracted his feet and looked at Dong Xiaoyu in the corner, with an evil smile on his face: "No one can save you now." ”

As the words fell, he summoned the royal zombies.

"Bronze Armored Corpse!" Dong Xiaoyu's pupils shrank, and she wanted to run away with a wave of her skirt, but the royal zombie grabbed the corner of her skirt and pulled it back, and bit it directly with her mouth.

"Ahh No! Leave me alone! ”

Dong Xiaoyu hissed in pain and begged for mercy, if he was eaten by a zombie as a ghost, he would be completely dead.

"Spare you, spare you, what do my zombies eat? Man cannot destroy the biological chain, which is called the way of nature. Xu Luo said with a straight head.

Dong Xiaoyu was quickly eaten.

When Qiusheng woke up, he felt that his head was about to crack, and a pair of shoes appeared in his sight, he looked up and saw Xu Luo's smiling face.

was so frightened that he hurriedly got up and knelt on the ground, and kept begging Xu Luo for mercy: "Brother Luo, spare your life, Brother Luo, I really don't know that it was your ghost, otherwise I wouldn't dare to touch it if I was given a hundred guts, spare me." ”

"She's gone, and anyone who feels sorry for me will die." Xu Luo said something that made Qiusheng tremble, but then he changed his words: "But for the sake of Uncle Jiu's face, I can spare your life, but you have to help me do something." ”

"No problem, no problem, I'll promise you anything." Qiusheng breathed a sigh of relief and agreed without hesitation, after all, he was sorry for Xu Luo.

Xu Luo's eyes flashed with a look of triumph, and he nodded casually: "That's it, lose one and pay ten, no matter what method you use, if you compensate me for ten ghosts, then this matter will be over, and I won't tell Uncle Jiu, whether it is a male ghost or a female ghost." ”

White prostitution is born in autumn, and it is beautiful.

"You want it too, male ghost!" Qiusheng's eyes were horrified.

The corners of Xu Luo's mouth twitched: "Use it as a slave." ”

"Oooh." Qiusheng nodded, then gritted his teeth and said, "But you have to give me time." ”

This matter has to be hidden from the master, at most, only Wen can help him, and it cannot be completed in a short time.

"That's no problem, I'm going to go on a long trip in two days, about a year and a half, and I hope when I come back to see that you've fulfilled your promise."

"Oh yes, it's not just ghosts, zombies and demons can be, I'm interested in all of them."

(End of chapter)