Chapter 239: Bottle Mountain Travel, Angry Chicken (Ask for a monthly pass!) Ask for subscription)
"Luo Shuai, are we going to war?"
Xu Luo pretended not to know and asked, the same military uniform, wearing it on Luo Lao Crooked and Xu Luo has two effects, one is like a bandit, and the other is heroic.
While walking, Luo Lao Wei answered Xu Luo's question with his beard on his cheeks: "My own family, my brother won't hide it from you, brother, we are going to rob the tomb, of course, we have to go to Chenjiazhai before robbing the tomb." ”
"Chenjiazhai?" Xu Luo really hadn't heard of this.
He didn't know much about Xiangxi.
Luo Lao Crooked explained: "Chen Yulou, the leader of the Jieling Mountains, is the young master of Chenjiazhai, it is a little difficult for us to rob the tomb, we have to pull him in, in this regard, they are professional in the inheritance of the Lingling." ”
"I see." Xu Luo suddenly realized that he had heard of the name of the Jieling lineage, and it was as famous as the moving mountain where the partridge whistle was located, so let's put it this way, Chen Yulou and the partridge whistle were about the same in modern sentences.
One is sentenced to death, and the other is at least a suspended death.
A few days later, outside Chenjiazhai.
It is said to be a wall, but in fact it is no different from the city.
Outside the city, the people of the Xieling line were setting up a tent to give porridge to help the refugees who had poured into Xiangxi because of the war, and when the army appeared, it caused a riot, and the refugees were the most afraid to see the army.
"Luo Shuai, bring so many people here, shouldn't it be to take down my Chenjiazhai?" A group of men with guns on their backs walked out surrounded by a young man in a white shirt and holding a folding fan, and said with his fists clasped in the distance.
He was Chen Yulou, the leader of Jieling, and he had already been notified when Luo Lao Crooked entered the range of Chenjiazhai, so he was not very surprised at this time, and even knew that Luo Lao Crooked was not hostile, this was just a joke.
Xu Luo felt that this person was familiar, and he knew that this must be a character in a certain film, but since he didn't know him, it meant that he hadn't seen this film.
Luo Lao crooked his beard and laughed, shook his head and said, "This can't be, Mr. Chen, Lao Crooked came this time to pull you to make a fortune together." ”
Chen Yulou is not only the leader of Jieling, but also the leader of the bandits in Changsheng Mountain, and belongs to the underworld leader.
"We Changshengshan have nothing to cooperate with you who damage yin and morality." Behind Chen Yulou, a girl with big braids, wearing a red short, and a heroic spirit between her eyebrows said unceremoniously.
Dressed in men's clothes, the pectoralis major muscle is slightly exaggerated.
Xu Luo sneered: "A group of people digging graves are embarrassed to say that others damage yin morality? This is really a crow laughing at the pig, but I don't know it. ”
He is now Luo Lao's adjutant, of course, he has to defend him, and by the way, he is to protect himself, after all, he and Luo Laowei are the same person and do the same thing.
Luo Lao Wei grinned when he heard this.
"Sharp teeth!" A look of annoyance flashed on the red girl's face, and with a flip of her wrist, a small flying knife came out of her hand and went straight to Xu Luo's shoulder.
This knife was intended to rub his shoulder in order to teach him a lesson and deterrence, and he was not prepared to hurt anyone.
Xu Luo raised his hand and stretched out two fingers, easily clamping the flying knife, and then flicked his fingers in everyone's shocked eyes, and with a bang, the flying knife broke into two.
"People are good, but it's a pity that knives can't work." Xu Luo waved the two flying knives casually, and with the sound of breaking the sky, the flying knives shot out instantly, and the two flying knives were all inserted into a stone next to him with a bang.
In an instant, the audience was terrifyingly quiet, and everyone looked at the two flying knives with blank eyes.
Even Luo Lao, who was brushing his beard, almost pulled off a few of them, looked around, and saw that Chen Yulou and the others were dumbfounded, and suddenly felt proud in his heart, and laughed a few times: "Mr. Chen, red girl, my brother is reckless, don't mind." ”
Little Niangpi, you still want to give me a horse, as soon as my Huang brother comes out, isn't this all dumbfounded?
The red girl's face was blue and white for a while, and she wanted to pretend to be forced, but she didn't expect to be forced by Cao.
Chen Yulou came back to his senses at this time, glanced at Xu Luo deeply, and clasped his fists and said, "This brother is really unfathomable, I don't know what to call it?" ”
As the leader of the Jieling lineage, he is also well-informed, but he has never seen such a master.
"It's always polite, the people in the rivers and lakes call Huang Bingyao the killer scissor foot, and now thanks to Luo Shuai, he is his adjutant." Xu Luo said indifferently.
"It turned out to be Brother Huang, who has been admired for a long time." Although Chen Yulou hadn't heard of it, he still showed a sudden realization and stretched out a hand: "Luo Shuai and your brothers, if you have anything to say about going into the city." ”
"Mr. Chen, please please." Luo Lao Qian gave way.
"Luo Shuai, please first."
Xu Luo and Adjutant Yang accompanied Luo Lao to the Chen family's living room, and the large army was entertained by Chen Yulou's subordinates, and good wine and meat were indispensable.
After entering the meeting room, Chen Yulou should have sat in the first place, behind him stood the tall bodyguard Kunlun and the think tank Hua Guima, the red girl sat on his lower right, Luo Lao sat on the lower left, and Xu Luo and Adjutant Yang sat under him.
Chen Yulou picked up the teacup: "Please use tea." ”
"Okay, okay." Luo Lao was crooked like a cow drink, wiped his mouth after taking a sip, put down the teacup and said impatiently: "Mr. Chen, I haven't seen you for many years and now you have become a great good man who opens a warehouse and puts grain. ”
"What do you mean by Luo Shuai?" Chen Yulou had dealt with Luo Lao Crooked and knew that he was a straight person.
"Xiao Yangzi, always look at things."
With Luo Lao's crooked order, Adjutant Yang got up and took out an oval bronze medal and handed it to Chen Yulou.
"Ba Si Pa Wen Tiger Head Round Talisman Plate, a unique object of the Yuan Dynasty." Chen Yulou recognized it at a glance after taking it, and then looked at Luo Lao Crooked in confusion.
"Good eyesight! Mr. Chen has good eyesight! Luo Lao Crooked praised him in shock, and then said with a smile: "This thing is what I got from the Miao Village in the area of Lao Xiongling, how about it, Mr. Chen is willing to go together?" I need money to replenish my armaments to defend against foreign enemies, and I always need money to do good deeds, and the two of us hit it off, a match made in heaven! ”
Listening to Luo Lao's uneducated guy using idioms indiscriminately, the red girl next to her couldn't help but want to laugh, so she could only pick up the teacup and drink tea to hide the smile at the corner of her mouth.
"What are you laughing at, isn't it because you have taken a fancy to my Lao Luo? That's a good relationship, I'll marry you when I come back from treasure hunting. Luo Lao winked at her.
"Humph! If you dare to talk to me again, don't blame me for being rude. The Red Maiden snorted coldly and threatened.
"I like it with a temper." Luo Lao touched his chin crookedly, and looked at Chen Yulou again: "How about always putting your head down?" Peace is a matter of mutual benefit. ”
"Okay, I promise you, I'll accompany you to Old Bear Ridge!" Chen Yulou rubbed the tiger head medallion in his hand, thinking of the increasingly empty granary and the continuous influx of refugees, he gritted his teeth and agreed.
Lao Xiongling Mountain is high and densely forested, and there are countless dangers, even his father does not dare to go, but it is precisely because he has never been there that he wants to see this place even more.
"Good! Always get a headache fast! Luo Lao tilted his thigh, and then said: "This matter should be sooner rather than later, otherwise it will be troublesome when other forces that get the news come, I think we will do it tomorrow." ”
He is now so poor that he can't even afford his aunt's underwear, so he can't wait to rob the grave as soon as possible.
The other forces that had already gotten the news, Xu Luo, were drinking tea next to him.
"Luo Shuai, you can fight, but this matter of going into the mountains to explore treasures has to be me." Chen Yulou shook his head and said: "The area of Lao Xiongling has been secretly killing since ancient times, this matter is not urgent, tomorrow we will go to Miao Village to investigate, and the large army will not move." ”
"Okay, listen to you, you are the commander-in-chief of our operation." Luo Lao said with a crooked smile.
"Hua Ma Gui, Luo Shuai and they are tired after a day of traveling, you take Luo Shuai and them down to rest." Chen Yulou instructed the dog-headed military advisor that his father arranged for him, and then looked at Luo Lao Crooked and said, "Luo Shuai, you rest first, and when it comes to the evening, I will have good wine and meat to entertain in Chenjiazhai." ”
"Good!" Luo Lao stood up crookedly, looked at the flower crutch and smiled: "Then trouble the kidnapper brother." ”
"Luo Shuai, please." Hua Guima did not smile, took the three of them to the guest room, one room for each person, and after instructing the subordinates to do something, he turned around and left.
"Knock knock!"
Xu Luo just closed the door and was about to rest, but he didn't expect the door to be knocked on, and looking at the figure outside, it should be the female leader of Changsheng Mountain, the red girl.
"Come in." Xu Luo said.
The red girl pushed the door in, and smiled a little embarrassedly: "I...... Didn't disturb your rest, did you? ”
Opposite Xu Luo's room is Luo Lao Crooked, Luo Lao Crooked was just about to go to Xu Luo to discuss things, but he didn't expect to see this scene, shook his head, touched his beard, and said to himself: "It's still popular with young people." ”
Then he said: "No, you can't be presumptuous, I'm old." ”
After that, he closed the door and looked in the mirror.
"Red Girl, is there something wrong?" Xu Luo found that the red girl had changed into a woman's dress, not like the kind of dress that was neither male nor female, the red shirt was propped up, the black pants showed slender legs, and the curve of the side of the small fat buttocks was beautiful.
The red girl turned around and closed the door, then rubbed the corners of her clothes and said a little stiffly, "That...... I'm here to apologize to you, I'm sorry just now, I wasn't ready to hurt you, I just wanted to scare you. ”
She was talking about throwing a knife at Xu Luo.
"In the eyes of the red girl, am I a person who cares about women?" Xu Luo said, stretched out another hand and invited, "Let's sit down and talk." ”
"Of course not, after all, I was wrong, so I have to apologize." The red girl hurriedly waved her hand, then walked to the chair and sat down, and suddenly there was nothing to say.
After a long time, Xu Luo broke the silence: "Red girl, I'm going to sleep, or else?" ”
"Huh?" The red girl was dumbfounded, and a look of shame flashed on her face: "Why are you like this!" ”
Even if the old lady has a good impression of you, you can't just meet and ask the old lady to climb into your bed.
"If you don't go together, please leave if the red girl is fine." Xu Luo rolled his eyes and said.
The red girl reacted at this time, she thought she was disturbing his rest, she was a little annoyed, the old lady took the initiative to find you, and you still thought I was delaying your sleep, so she stood up and said, "Let's be together!" ”
After speaking, he walked over and lay on the bed in front of Xu Luo quite arrogantly, of course, his mouth was arrogant, but the toes in his shoes were tight
If there's a kind, you'll come!
She didn't believe that Xu Luo really dared to climb up...... In the next second, her body sank, and Xu Luo pressed up.
"You wait...... "Red Girl Aragami stretched out her hand to push Xu Luo away, but she wasn't ready.
Xu Luo pressed her hand: "Red girl, a person in the rivers and lakes, she is true to her word, don't you say?" ”
The red girl stared into his eyes, her chest rose and fell as she breathed, and then said, "You think the old lady is afraid of you?" I'm straight, I'll tell you directly, I have a crush on you, I want to sleep with me, but I have to be responsible after sleeping, otherwise my mother will definitely not let you go! ”
She is already in her twenties, and she has long gossiped before she has been married, mainly because she has not met someone who can convince her, so she has never married.
But today, Xu Luolu's hands undoubtedly convinced her, and Xu Luo was handsome, so she took the initiative to attack, and the children of the rivers and lakes did not grind and chirp.
Now that the atmosphere is here, Xu Luo can sleep if she wants, just cook the raw rice and rice, and she doesn't bother to bother chasing men because she can't.
"Red girl, I have always been a good and responsible man." Xu Luo's voice fell, and he reached out to untie her belt: "Your gun knocked me." ”
The Red Maiden pulled out the gun from her belt and threw it aside, saying, "Yours is knocking me too." ”
"I can't help myself." Xu Luo said.
The red girl understood in seconds, and blushed, after all, she had heard those married women talk about it.
Killing people without blinking, drinking and serving a big bowl, the red girl, who is more heroic than a man, is a little scared, after all, she used to stab people, and now she is going to be stabbed.
The voice of the Red Maiden soon rang out in the room.
"Oh, Brother Huang is amazing! This is directly taken? Luo Lao crookedly pushed open the door.
Adjutant Yang on the other side also pushed open the door.
After Chen Yulou saw his father, he was determined to go to Lao Xiongling, and wanted to come to Luo Lao Crooked to discuss the details, but he didn't expect to hear the red girl singing loudly as soon as he entered the courtyard, and he was stunned for a moment.
glanced at Luo Lao Crooked and Adjutant Yang again, and immediately knew who was playing cards with the red girl.
He felt that his face couldn't hang up, he used to urge her to find a man, but she didn't look for it, but now she rolls the sheets with someone on the first day, and the voice is still so loud, don't be spicy!
"You say, did you find us outside, so you are pretending?" After more than half an hour, it didn't stop inside, Luo Lao said with a crooked frown.
How could anyone be that long!
Chen Yulou and Adjutant Yang agreed, nodded and said in unison: "It must be so." ”
More and more people gathered in the courtyard, after all, it was big news that the red girl slept with someone.
After another half an hour, the sound inside finally stopped, and then the door slammed open, and the red girl with messy hair staggered out, and after seeing the scene outside, she screamed "ah" and closed the door.
"Look at the red girl...... It's not like a fake! A man muttered to himself.
The people who were originally going to laugh at the red girl were a little inferior at the moment, they are also men, why is Xu Luo so perverted, he doesn't stop for an hour.
"Bang!"
The door opened again, this time it was Xu Luo who came out with the red girl in his arms, he looked around, and everyone who was swept by his gaze bowed their heads in inferiority.
"I still have something to do, I'll go first."
"I still have something to do."
One by one, they hurriedly lowered their heads and left the courtyard.
In the end, only Chen Yulou and Luo Laowei remained.
"That...... Congratulations. Chen Yulou said.
Xu Luo replied: "Tongxi." ”
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The next morning, Xu Luo, Red Girl, Luo Lao, Chen Yulou, Kunlun, Hua Guima, and several people pretended to be merchants who exchanged mountain goods and went to Lao Xiongling Miao Village.
Since being pajamas by Xu Luo, the red girl has completely abandoned men's clothes and only wears women's clothes, with a plump body like a gourd, which is dazzling.
After a few people came to Miao Village, they were surrounded by the locals, the locals were more xenophobic, and a young man named Rong Bao Yu Xiao relieved everyone, and Chen Yulou took out the tiger head round card to show Youxiao.
After reading it, he said that there were many of them in the village, and it was found near Bottle Mountain, and then Chen Yulou spent a lot of money to let him lead the way to the vicinity of Bottle Mountain.
"No, big brothers, there is a thousand-year-old zombie king in there." Rong Bao was scared and didn't dare to go.
Hearing the words of the Corpse King, Xu Luo's eyes suddenly lit up, because only the Corpse King would have a coffin fungus in his mouth, and he needed this thing: "You take us to Bottle Mountain to have a look, and we will give you a load of salt." ”
"That'...... You can only look at it from the outside, and you can't go inside. "Compared with money, salt is more precious in this kind of place, Rong Bao Yu Xiao agreed.
Everyone followed him to the outside of the village, and when they passed by a farmhouse, they clucked~, and the sudden loud rooster crow startled everyone.
"What kind of chicken is this, so loud." Luo Lao plucked out his ears crookedly and cursed.
Rong Bao Yu Xiao explained: "This is my uncle's chicken, I have been raising it for a few years, and they can't kill it every time they want to, so they can only keep it." ”
"And here's it, go check it out." Xu Luo's mind moved, which showed that the chicken might have become a demon.
Chen Yulou said: "It's just a chicken, what's so beautiful, don't waste time." ”
"It's just a chicken, how much time can it take to go and see it?" The red girl said angrily.
Chen Yulou looked helpless, since the red girl was slept with by Xu Luo, her elbow began to turn outward.
Seeing this, Luo Lao smiled crookedly.
In the end, a few people walked into the farmer's house, and just saw a simple-looking young man holding a knife, walking out of the chicken coop covered in chicken feathers and saying to the middle-aged man in the yard with a sad face: "Dad, I can't kill it again." ”
"Uncle, these people are from the city and want to see your magic chicken." Hexiao said to the middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man glanced at them, then pointed to the chicken pen and said, "If you want to see yourself, go and see it." ”
After saying that, he lowered his head and continued to compile things.
Xu Luo went to the chicken coop and found that there was only one chicken inside, a big red-crowned rooster with a majestic spirit, dressed in colorful clothes like a phoenix, and with his eyelids down.
Phoenix Seed!
Xu Luo's eyes lit up, he had seen it in a book sold to him by the four-eyed Taoist, the human eyelids were turned down, the eyelids of the chicken were turned up, and the eyelids of the chickens were the same as those of people, that is, they had phoenix blood.
And this chicken has a name called Angry Chicken!
Refining flying corpses requires demon souls, coffin fungi, dragon blood or phoenix blood, dragon blood is hopeless, but phoenix blood may be able to be refined on this chicken with phoenix blood.
immediately turned his head to look at the old man: "Old man, you have to kill this chicken anyway, so it's better to sell it to me." ”
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