Crackling in the house.

There was also a crackle outside the house.

It's just that inside the house are women and men, and outside the house are two men, and the outside is more intense than the inside.

The god of lights and the head of Maoshan are fighting.

As the saying goes, opposites attract, and the same sex entangles.

"Who are you, you have such cultivation, why do you have to succumb to Xu Luo's help!" After fighting with the lamp god a few times, the head of Maoshan found that he was not an opponent, so he wanted to use his mouth cannon to persuade the other party to surrender.

The god of lamps stood proudly in the air: "I am a god!" ”

"God?" The head of the dragon suit, who is not worthy of having a name, said while accepting the offer: "Since you are a god in size and size, how can you not distinguish between right and wrong?" ”

"Because I'm happy, can you handle it?" The lantern god laughed and said provocatively: "If you can't see it, you'll beat me to death!" ”

"You ......" The head of Maoshan was suddenly angry, if he could beat it, would he still talk so much nonsense?

"Can't do it, can you?" The lantern god smiled, folded the folding fan and said, "But I can make your soul fly." ”

The words fell, the folding fan shook, and suddenly countless fireballs flew towards the head of Maoshan like raindrops.

The head of Maoshan shouted, and the mana was used to form a protective shield to resist, but he was soon shocked, because his mana shield couldn't stop it at all.

"Bang!" In the midst of the fireworks in the sky, the god of lights knocked it out with a palm in the air, and sneered: "Fool, I am the god of lights, this fire is my natal divine fire, and in fact, the golden pill can stop it?" ”

After the head of Maoshan was knocked away, he vomited blood, and he knew that he would definitely die if he dragged it any longer, so he turned into a streamer and wanted to escape, but the folding fan in the hand of the lamp god flew out and instantly became larger, pressing it back from the air.

Then there was another back and forth, seemingly equal fights, the head of Maoshan was overwhelmed, and finally was shattered by the lamp god, annihilated the three souls and seven spirits, and took the golden pill in his abdomen.

"Master, Jindan has arrived." The lamp god stood outside the door, listening to the waves rising inside, and the singing voices from various women couldn't help but shake their heads.

Low-level fun, I don't know what it means.

Xu Luo's voice came from inside: "Take it to the kitchen and stew a pot of soup, put more chopped green onions and coriander." ”

What kind of bullwhip soup to drink, it is weaker than Jindan soup, it is the essence of Jindan monks.

The god of lights blinked his eyes, and he began to think that Xu Luo was just talking, but he didn't expect to really use the Jin Dan stew of the head of Maoshan to stew soup, isn't this equivalent to whipping a corpse?

But who let the other party be his main silver?

"Yes, Lord Silver."

The god of lights said with a Dongbai accent, which is very reasonable.

When Xu Luo walked out of the room, he happened to meet the lamp god coming with a thick soup: "Master, the soup is stewed." ”

Xu Luo glanced down, there were pig's feet and black chickens in it, and there was a bright golden pill floating in the middle, which would float up, and this look was not pure gold.

The head of Maoshan was sold to Jindan.

Xu Luo took it and tasted it, and immediately became full of energy, and then took out the golden pill and swallowed it into his stomach, the aura in it was much more abundant than the air, and he could directly refine this golden pill when he cultivated in the future.

"Alright, you can go back." Xu Luo sent the lamp god back to the lamp, and took the soup to the flower spirits to drink.

A group of women who were spurred to sleep by him also became energetic after drinking, it can be seen that Jin Dan is a good thing, so isn't the yuan baby more supplemental?

At the same time, Maoshan had already found that the soul lamp of the head of the house had been extinguished, and suddenly Maoshan shook up and down.

Xu Luo can even kill the head of Jindan Dajing, plus the soldiers and guns in his hands, if he really wants to raze Maoshan, then what will Maoshan do!

If Maoshan was razed to the ground and the disciples suffered heavy casualties, then what could they do even if they killed Xu Luo?

What's more, it's very likely that you won't be able to kill him.

Unless they could call on the entire Spiritual Illusion Realm to unite against Xu Luo, then the threat of guns in his hands would be greatly reduced. But now that the spiritual illusion world is preconceived and has listened to Xu Luofang's rumors, how can he risk his life to help Maoshan.

Isn't that aiding the abuse?

Therefore, it is very clear from Maoshan that the top priority is not revenge, but to let Xu Luo stop as soon as possible, although he is aggrieved, he has to do so.

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Who let the aura dry up, and the cultivators who were once high in the world are now reduced to half ordinary people?

A Yuan Infant Ancestor came forward to preside over the overall situation, and personally came to Caojia Town to negotiate with Xu Luo.

"Someone from Maoshan is here, and I invite Xu Dashuai to come forward to see him!" Before anyone arrived, the sound had spread throughout the town.

Xu Luo was drinking tea in the living room, and when he heard it, he said, "Everyone who comes is a guest, come in for a while." ”

In the next second, a white-haired old man in a black robe appeared in front of him, and introduced himself with a calm expression: "Maoshan Yu Wenlong, I have seen a handsome." ”

"Please." Xu Luo stretched out a hand, and he was quite polite to him, because this momentum was a bit sufficient.

It is estimated that it is a primal old monster, he rbq.

Yu Wenlong sat down, and then said straight to the point: "It doesn't matter how the cause of the incident is, now that we have an outstanding disciple and a head of the family in Maoshan, no matter how you look at it, we will suffer, so I hope this matter can end here." ”

"Mr. Yu, it's ridiculous for you to say this." Xu Luo sneered and said confidently: "If it wasn't for them trying to kill me, how could they die?" You have suffered a loss, it doesn't mean that I am angry, Lao Tzu can't stand this grievance! ”

He slammed the teacup on the table, and the teacup was fine, and the table fell apart in an instant.

"What does the marshal want?" Yu Wenlong was even angrier than Xu Luo in his heart, this mongrel, that is, the depletion of spiritual energy, had the qualifications to shout at these mud legs, if someone dared to talk to him like this in the Ming Dynasty, he would have let it go up in smoke a long time ago.

Xu Luo began to put forward conditions: "Demon Pill!" Ten demon pills, then I will be wronged and will not be held accountable. ”

He didn't know how many demon pills Nuqing Chicken needed to completely purify his bloodline, so he was more prepared.

"Impossible!" Yu Wenlong refused, and his angry face appeared between his eyebrows: "Now it is no less than looking for a needle in a haystack to find the demon pill, our inventory in Maoshan is being consumed day by day, ten demon pills are not a small amount for us, you Hugh Lion opened his mouth." ”

"Nine." Xu Luo retreated.

Yu Wenlong was resolute: "No! ”

"Eight."

"Impossible!"

"Seven!"

"You're dreaming!"

"Eight!"

"Seven!" Hearing that Xu Luo actually began to rise, Yu Wenlong hurriedly stopped the momentum.

Xu Luo high-fived: "Deal!" ”

"Someone will bring it to you in a few days!" After Yu Wenlong finished speaking, he waved his sleeve robe and disappeared in place.

He has already seen through the heavens, the land of China is about to usher in the war of soldiers, and after the war, it will be unified, and then Xu Luo, who supports the army and respects himself, will lose his position, and that is a good time for Maoshan to take revenge.

Without guns, what is Xu Luo?

So what is given to Xu Luo now, he will get it back in a few decades with interest, including his life!

"Just leave, and don't stay and have another cup of tea." Xu Luo shook his head, and then called Lei Xiu and ordered: "Inform those warlords and tell them that they don't need it, and as a thank you in return, this marshal will send them fifty rifles each." ”

You have to give people a little sweetness, and the next time they can use them, they will be motivated.

"Yes, Marshal." Lei Xiu took the order to leave.

Xu Luo sat for a while, and then took Shu Ning out for a walk, and paid a private visit to Weifu to see if there was a beautiful little daughter-in-law on the street, and if there was, grab one.

"What are they doing on the stage, are there any famous characters coming?" Passing by the center of the town, Xu Luo saw someone setting up a stage and asked curiously.

Although he was not interested in opera, there was no entertainment these days, and he could barely listen to it.

Shu Ning replied: "Dashuai, that's for ghosts, and the middle of next month is the Zhongyuan Ghost Festival." ”

Xu Luo suddenly realized that in the middle of July, the ghost door of the Midyear Festival was opened, and the yang world would set up a stage to invite these ghosts to watch the play, so as not to let these ghosts run around.

But then he had an idea, set up a few more stages to trick ghosts into listening to the play, and then put the zombies in to eat the buffet, wouldn't that be beautiful?

However, he remembered that in Uncle Jiu's movie, those ghosts seemed to have ghosts watching on the Midyear Festival, and if he let the corpses eat the ghosts, the ghosts would definitely be held responsible.

Or ...... Ate the ghost together? After all, ghosts are also ghosts, and they can be put down with a single talisman.

But it's unrealistic to think about it, after all, the ghost is a civil servant in the underworld, and if he lets zombies eat them, the underworld will be finished if he finds out.

He couldn't help but go to see Lord Yama in advance.

Xu Luo frowned, thinking hard as he walked, and came up with a good idea.

That's spending money to buy ghosts!

After all, there is corruption in the underworld.

Uncle Nine did this kind of thing in the movie.

Xu Luo thought of it, and immediately said to Shu Ning: "Zhongyuan Festival, it is the day when ghosts come out once a year to let out the wind, to make it grand, go and tell those people, saying that the Shuai Mansion will pay for them, let them make the theater bigger, and have more ghosts to be lively." ”

Hundred ghosts walk at night, Xu Luo is mixed with ghosts, he is more excited than ghosts, because ghosts do not hurt people's hearts, but people are harmful to ghosts, and he is worse than the ghosts around him.

…………………

Time has come to the Midyear Festival in a blink of an eye.

That night, the doors and windows of the whole town were closed, and only the sound of Yi Ya singing could be heard from the town's theater.

Xu Luo came to the theater alone, and when he opened his eyes, he was a good guy, densely packed with ghosts, at least hundreds of them at a glance, and these ghosts didn't seem to see him, staring at the stage intently.

Behind the stage, there were two ghosts, holding mourning sticks in their hands, staring coldly at the ghosts below.

They are responsible for bringing these demons out and bringing them back, so they have to be careful not to escape.

Seeing Xu Luo, a living person, come in, the ghost cha only frowned, but he didn't drive him away.

Soon they found that Xu Luo was walking towards them, and the two ghosts looked at each other, a little puzzled.

"Two adults, in Xia Xu Luo, are the principals of Caojia Town, and I have a business I want to talk to you about." Xu Luo said straight to the point.

The white-clothed ghost said coldly: "What business do people and ghosts have to discuss?" You should get out of here. ”

"My lord, these days, the dead still have to rely on the living to burn money, why is there no business to discuss?" Xu Luo took out a handful of dark coins and slapped them directly on his chest.

This act of throwing coins without saying a word made the white-clothed ghost stand stunned on the spot, and then stuffed the dark coin into his arms, and his originally cold demeanor suddenly became gentle: "What business do you want to discuss?" ”

What cadre can withstand this kind of test!

"How can you do that! We're hell creatures! With the king's grace, how can he privately receive the money of the living! The black-clothed ghost almost asked in a loud voice.

The white-clothed ghost sighed, and impatiently took out half of it to him: "Shut your mouth for me!" ”

"That's right, those who see it have a share." The black-clothed ghost suddenly changed his face, put away the money with a smile, and took the initiative to ask Xu Luo: "Sir, it's better to talk about your business, my brother and I are very interested." ”

As long as he is an official, there is no one who is not greedy.

Especially this sesame petty officer.

The two people who were singing on the stage watched Xu Luo talking into the air, and they were still talking to something they didn't understand, and they were all drenched in cold sweat.

It's weird, it's scary.

But the drama sung to the ghosts can't be stopped as soon as the singing starts, so I can only continue to sing.

Of course, they didn't understand what Xu Luo said, because Xu Luo was talking nonsense, and he pointed to the ghosts below the two ghosts: "I want these ghosts, a thousand yuan for each ghost, two adults, how about it." ”

"No way!" The black-clothed ghost and the white-clothed ghost refused in unison, and then added: "These ghosts are all inhabitants of the underworld, since we have brought them out, we must bring them back, otherwise we will be punished, so we can't promise you." ”

"The two of you refused too quickly, you might as well calculate carefully, how much can you earn for 1,000 yuan for a ghost, and what is the punishment compared to the money you earn?" Xu Luo continued to bewitch, it is not yet the afterlife, and there is no inflation in the underworld.

The purchasing power of a thousand Stygian coins is very strong.

When the two ghosts heard this, they glanced at the ghosts below, and then calculated in their hearts, and then the two looked at each other, and they all gasped.

There are more than 400 ghosts below, and if each ghost is 1,000 yuan, it will be 400,000 dark coins, and they will not be able to earn this salary in their lifetime, so they are tempted.

It's a big deal to report that the ghosts escaped afterwards, and they were dismissed for dereliction of duty, but with the 400,000 dark coins to buy a new house in the underworld, isn't it fragrant for the local lord?

Seeing the idea of the two of them breaking the jar, Xu Luo reminded: "Two, you don't have to be too pessimistic, with so much money, won't you learn to buy your boss and keep your position?" In this way, we can cooperate again, and in the future, you will bring the ghost deception to the yang world to buy it for me, and the money you earn will still be you keep one and give it to the above. ”

Human trafficking is a crime, but ghost buying and selling is not a crime.

At least he didn't break the law if he was caught, it was these two ghosts who broke the law, and the king of Hades couldn't chase him down, because his name was not in the book of life and death in this world, and it was not possible to forcibly hook the soul.

What's more, the living are not under the control of Hades.

When the two ghosts heard this, their minds were immediately opened, and their eyes lit up, yes, why didn't they expect that this business could continue for a long time!

And with enough money to buy their bosses, won't they be promoted? It's wonderful!

After all, as a grassroots ghost, it has no relationship and no money, and it is too difficult to get promoted in the prefecture.

The eyes of the two of them looking at Xu Luo again have completely changed, this is the God of Wealth, the father of the gold lord who supported their promotion in the back.

"I don't know what Your Excellency is called, forcing Li Zhongliang." The ghost in white will introduce himself first.

The black-clothed ghost cha followed: "In the next name, Gao Chicheng, please take care of me in the future." ”

"It's too good to call the master, everyone will be brothers in the future, my name is Xu Luo, if you don't mind, you can call me brother." Xu Luo said.

"My brother is above, please be bowed by my younger brother."

The two bent down and clenched their fists, saying in unison, not to mention calling brother or father, after all, money can make ghosts grind, this sentence is not a joke.

"Two brothers, please get up." Xu Luo helped the two of them up, and then pointed to the ghosts below in high spirits and said, "Our cooperation begins here!" I hope you will become judges in the near future! ”

"It's all up to my brother to take care of." Li Zhongliang and Gao Chicheng were also made enthusiastic by Xu Luo's words, and they seemed to have seen the scenery after they became judges.

"Both, I'll give you the money first." Xu Luo's voice fell, he took out a box of dark coins, and then said, "Four hundred thousand, two brothers, let's order it." ”

These dark coins are not printed by any person and can be circulated in the underworld, they must be printed by the banknote printing personnel designated by the underworld, so Xu Luo bought them from Uncle Jiu, because Uncle Nine is the banknote printing master of the underworld, and he is responsible for printing and distributing dark coins.

He can also be regarded as taking care of Uncle Nine's business.

"No need, we believe brother, it's not just one cooperation anyway." The white-clothed ghost sent Li Zhongliang to pick up the box, and then said: "These ghosts are your brother, brother, let's take the money and go down to open the joints first, so as not to be caught off guard when the incident happens." ”

After saying that, the two ghosts disappeared in place.

"Look! The ghost is almost gone, run! ”

"The ghost is gone! Run, everybody! ”

After seeing the ghost leave, the ghosts below immediately became excited, because they had a chance to escape.

But they were too happy, Xu Luo called out the lamp god, and the ghosts who were still excited and wanted to run away suddenly shook under the divine power and did not dare to move.

"You two can go." Xu Luo sent the two singing people away, after all, the zombies were going to eat ghosts next, and this picture was going to be mosaic.

And how can people see it?

"Dashuai, you can't stop singing as soon as the play starts...... It's a big handsome, let's go now. The singer originally wanted to give Xu Luo traditional knowledge, but after Xu Luo took out the pistol, he immediately ran away in a panic.

"The muzzle of a gun speaks louder than the population."

Xu Luo put away the gun, and then released the royal zombies: "Go eat it, it's all yours." ”

"Roar!" The royal zombie jumped off the stage.

"Ahhh Don't eat me! Run! ”

"Spare your life! Please spare me! ”

"Ahh Don't! ”

The ghosts in the theater cried wolf, screams and begging for mercy kept ringing out, but Xu Luo was indifferent, and the ghosts never appeared until all the ghosts were eaten.

Xu Luo left with the royal zombie in contentment.

It's a dirty py deal.

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