"Ouch! Spare your life! Spare your life! I don't have racial discrimination, the corpse fairy is also an immortal, everyone is a family, they are born from the same root, why are they in a hurry! ”

The god of windfall wealth lay on the ground without discipline and dignity and begged for mercy again and again, feeling that he was really poured blood mold, women are troubles, and they must stay away from women in the future!

If it weren't for the body of the Nine Heavens Xuannu, she wouldn't have gone down to earth privately, she wouldn't have fallen into a big drop in cultivation, and she wouldn't have no power to fight back against the flying corpse now.

"Let me suck blood and try the effect." Xu Luo lifted him up, opened his mouth, and directly sucked blood in the air, and the golden divine blood flew into his mouth.

The entrance was indescribably sweet and delicious, and the moment the divine blood entered his body, he felt that his strength had increased a little, and the corpse qi on his body became more ferocious.

The results are particularly fast.

Feeling the loss of blood in his body, the windfall god was sucked and his face gradually turned pale, and he struggled to cry without tears and shouted: "It's going to be done!" I'm going to do it! I don't have a drop left! Grandpa Corpse Fairy spares his life! ”

Do you want to be the first immortal to be sucked to death by zombies? That's a shame, isn't it?

The point is to lose your life!

Seeing that the other party was indeed very weak, Xu Luocai reluctantly stopped, wiped the golden blood stains from the corner of his mouth and said with a smile: "The divine blood that has been precipitated for thousands of years is the same as fine wine, and the longer it lasts, the more fragrant it tastes." ”

To be honest, he is addicted, and every time he takes a sip of divine blood, he can feel that his strength is growing, this feeling is so tempting that he can't stop it!

The corners of the windfall god's mouth twitched, and a smile on his face was more ugly than crying: "Thank you for the compliment." ”

He even gave himself a high evaluation after sucking it, so gentle, crying to death.

"You're welcome, my proud little god of wealth." Xu Luo patted his face and laughed, and then asked, "Are the gods of Heavenly Court so weak?" ”

Although the God of Windfall was suppressed by his strength privately, in this case, even if his strength was not suppressed, he was not his opponent.

can only be said to be worthy of the worldview of Hong Kong films, the gods are ridiculously weak, if it were the kind of gods in Journey to the West, Xu Luo estimated that he would have died a long time ago.

"I'm just a god of wealth, engaged in finance, fighting is not my forte, there are professional thugs like Erlang God in Heavenly Court." The god of windfall replied with a sad face.

"It's kind of trendy, I know the word finance."

The god of windfall said flatteringly: "I am the god of wealth, I want to keep pace with the times, I still know English, I can sing English songs, do you want me to sing it?" ”

Looking at the undisciplined god of wealth in front of him, the worship in the heart of the lamp god has dissipated and turned to disdain.

The righteous gods of the heavenly court are not remarkable.

It's better to continue to follow Xu Luo.

It belongs to the powder turned black.

It is easy to turn black to powder, but it is not easy to turn pink to black, and you have to go for private parts whitening surgery.

"It's great to know English, huh?" Xu Luo glared at him, and then manipulated a stream of corpse qi into his body: "Don't move, uncle will check your body." ”

He left the corpse qi in the mind of the God of Wealth.

"You...... What was done to me! The god of windfall felt something strange in his mind, and he was so frightened that he stumbled when he spoke.

Xu Luo withdrew his hand and said with a smile: "It's just my corpse, if you want to run, my thoughts can make you die." ”

Otherwise, what if this guy sneaks back to Heaven.

You'll have to give him some control.

"Ahh The god of windfall wants to cry without tears when he hears this, this feeling of life and death in the hands of people is too bad.

Xu Luo comforted softly: "I think that back then, the Weaver Girl went down to take a bath, and was stolen by the Cowherd and left in the world to stay together, what a singing and crying love story!" What I'm doing now is also so that you can stay with me, and you should be impressed. ”

He said to himself that he was about to be moved.

"The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are love, you just want to suck my blood, can it be the same?" The god of windfall cried.

It's a pity that he has just become the god of wealth, but he will become the blood slave of this flying corpse in the future.

"Then you mean, I also talk to you about love?" Xu Luo smiled meaningfully.

The god of windfall suddenly showed an even more frightened look, and shook his head again and again: "You still suck my blood." ”

"I'm here to suck your blood, in fact, the cowherd is also to suck the Weaver Girl's hole, it's all the same." Xu Luo casually drove the car onto the highway, but looking at the bewildered expression of the God of Windfall, he suddenly felt bored.

immediately changed the subject: "You just said that the Nine Heavens Xuannu is also in the world?" What she looks like. ”

"It's glamorous, and the photos are proof." At the mention of the Nine Heavens Xuannu, the god of windfall came to his senses, and hurriedly took out a color photo from his arms and handed it to Xu Luo.

This hateful woman, she has always been in love with her, but she is a foreign devil, you are farming, I am farming, and now that I have fallen into such a situation, of course I have to drag her into the water.

Well, hating because of love belongs to yes.

"Heavenly Court even has a camera." Xu Luo didn't expect that Heavenly Court was also engaged in scientific and technological construction, and when he took the photo, it was a woman wearing a white dress, with a gorgeous appearance and a graceful figure.

It's decided, this one he's going to suck xue too!

"Is the Nine Heavens Xuannu powerful?" Xu Luo casually took the photo into his arms and asked casually.

If it is the Nine Heavens Xuannu in the myth, of course it is powerful, and it is very powerful, but the Nine Heavens Xuannu in this world makes him unable to figure out the depth.

The god of windfall pointed to himself and said: "You have sucked my blood, and her strength has greatly improved, she is definitely not your opponent now, hurry up and get her back." ”

Since we can't share the joys, let's share the sorrows.

"Heh, how do I know if you're trying to trick me?" Xu Luo sneered and said, "I don't need to go to her at all, she will come to me." ”

Although the gods in this world are very weak, Xu Luo will not take the initiative to put the muzzle of the gun, first get up to improve his strength, and wait for the Xuannu to take the initiative to send it to the door.

"Also, her mission is to find and destroy you." The god of windfall suddenly realized.

However, now it seems that the task of the Nine Heavens Xuannu cannot be completed, that woman has always been addicted to travel and neglected to cultivate, and it is impossible for Xu Luo to be Xu Luo's opponent.

Xu Luo suddenly looked at him carefully, and saw that the windfall God was numb in his scalp and clamped the chrysanthemum.

"Take off your clothes." Xu Luo said.

"Ahh The god of windfall wealth clasped his hands to his chest and looked at Xu Luo with a humiliated face: "No! Didn't you say that you only suck blood, and you still want to defile me! ”

"Smack!"

Xu Luo slapped him on the head: "I don't want you as a person, I want your clothes." ”

"It's a heavenly garment." The windfall god is reluctant.

Xu Luo's eyes widened: "I know, otherwise I won't be able to look at it, don't grind, hurry up and take off my clothes, otherwise don't blame me for being rude." ”

As the saying goes, it is seamless, and after wearing it, it can cover up the corpse qi on his body, which is more conducive to him.

The god of windfall is sad and indignant, and other gods have romantic love stories in the world, how can it become a horror story when it is their turn? I'm so miserable!

While crying silently, he took off his heavenly clothes and threw them to Xu Luo.

After Xu Luo put it on, his mind moved, and the heavenly clothes turned into a decent suit, and it also greatly improved his temperament, making him look outstanding.

"How can I become an immortal and become an official in the heavenly court." Xu Luo sat down on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at the windfall god who was wearing only underwear with his hands on his chest opposite.

The God of Windfall suddenly felt that his opportunity to return to Heaven had come, and said: "As long as Brother Corpse Immortal has accumulated enough merits in slaying demons and eliminating demons in the world, I can go back to Heaven to ask the Jade Emperor to make you an official, I am very familiar with the Jade Emperor, and you can choose any official you want." ”

"Doesn't it matter if I'm a zombie? The Nine Heavens Xuannu still wants to get rid of me. Xu Luo asked again.

He didn't really want to become an immortal, but to be able to go to heaven to suck blood, and find a way to suck all the immortals, and he would definitely increase his strength.

The god of windfall hurriedly encouraged Xu Luodao: "You are a flying corpse, not a zombie, not a corpse, look at the immortals of heaven and earth, it is like a zoo, so what your background does not affect your immortality." ”

"The Nine Heavens Xuannu was ordered to get rid of you, because she was afraid that you would cause disaster to the people, so she wanted to eliminate you in advance, but as long as you don't do bad things, kill demons and demons, and I will follow you to record your exploits throughout the process, and then I will go back to Heaven to recommend, you will definitely be able to mix up with an official and get permanent residence in Heaven and become an immortal!"

"Our Heavenly Court is very open and inclusive, never looking at people's origins, and treating all things equally!"

He has to work hard to persuade Xu Luo to be a good person, so that he doesn't have to be sucked blood, and if he succeeds in educating a big devil to be good, this is a great achievement, and a promotion and salary increase are just around the corner!

Sure enough, opportunities and risks coexist, the front foot is still a big crisis, and the back foot is a great credit.

From now on, stay away from women, focus on your career, be disappointed in love, but be proud in the workplace.

"Good! Then I'll start tomorrow and be a good person. Xu Luo nodded, but before the god of windfall could be happy, Xu Luo added: "But I still have to drink your blood." ”

"This bloodsucking isn't what a good guy should do......"

Xu Luo's eyes widened: "Huh? ”

"Okay, you're welcome, just suck it." The god of windfall laughed dryly, just sucking some blood, what can it be compared to the credit of educating this demon?

What's more, I don't have a choice anyway.

At this moment, a phoenix the size of a sparrow flew back from outside and landed on Xu Luo's shoulder, it tilted its head and looked at the windfall god curiously and screamed a few times.

"Phoenix!" The god of windfall exclaimed, it's really evil, isn't the aura in the world exhausted?

How is this a flying corpse and a phoenix?

Xu Luo stroked the bird, looked at the windfall god and said seriously: "You may not believe it, in fact, I am a good person, otherwise how could the phoenix follow me?" Because I have a lot of good fortune! ”

"It's the pole, it's the pole." The god of windfall nodded in agreement, but in his heart he was more willing to believe that this phoenix was blind, otherwise how could he follow a flying corpse.

Where the hell did this flying corpse come from?

……………

Mong Kok, Connaught Street.

Lin family pharmacy, early in the morning, Lin Jiu was disturbed by a crackling firecracker, and he couldn't sleep over and over, full of resentment, he got out of bed and rushed to the window to push open the window, and then saw the door of the store opposite his house beating gongs and encouraging the lion and dragon dance.

Obviously, a new store was opened, and he frowned and said to himself: "Lao Wang's store is out?" But it's not right, the new owner opens without renovation? ”

"Fathers, fellow villagers, good morning, in Xia Xu Luo, I know how to do both hands......"

Hearing this, Lin Jiu, who was still a little confused, suddenly fell asleep and disappeared without a trace, following the prestige, the handsome young man with short hair and a white robe in the middle of the crowd was not Xu Luo?

As if he had a feeling, Xu Luo also raised his head and glanced at Uncle Nine, and it was this glance that he was instantly stunned, blurted out and shouted: "Uncle Nine? ”

"So little brother, you know Dr. Lin."

"I said it earlier, I will be my own person in the future, and the neighbors will definitely take care of your business and come and go often."

When the neighbors saw that Xu Luo knew Lin Jiu, their attitude towards him immediately became enthusiastic, after all, Dr. Lin was the only doctor on this street, so every family had received his favor over the years.

"You open the business first, and then talk after the business is opened." Lin Jiu said to Xu Luo, after fifty years, when he saw Xu Luo again, his mood was also extremely complicated.

There is surprise that Xu Luo is still alive, and there is also the joy of the reunion of the old people, and there is a trace of unease.

After all, the general environment of cultivators is worse now than fifty years ago, and if Xu Luo relies on that golden armor corpse to make trouble, basically no one in the world can stop him.

"Okay." Xu Luo smiled and nodded, looked around and continued: "Fellow neighbors, I have been a monk since I was a child, and I am proficient in catching ghosts and catching demons. ”

As his words fell, the god of windfall and the god of lights behind him tore off the red cloth covering the plaque, and several large golden characters were revealed: Ghost Hunting Store.

The people who had just said that they would often come to take care of their business were suddenly speechless and had a gloomy face.

After all, who wants to run into ghosts every day?

"I said, young man, what are you doing at a young age, you have to engage in these feudal superstitions."

"Yes, you are not authentic in your later life, and you have engaged in these tricks of abduction and deception at a young age."

"Really, let's go, let's go......"

Originally, the neighbors who were still watching the excitement reprimanded Xu Luo for not doing his job properly, and they all talked about leaving, they didn't believe that there were ghosts.

After all, this is an era of science.

Xu Luo didn't care about this, and when these people hit ghosts, they would naturally think of him for the first time.

He took out two thick stacks of leaflets and handed them to the God of Wealth and the God of Lights: "You go and distribute the leaflets, if you don't finish distributing them, you won't have to eat tonight, do you uand?" ”

"Huh?" The god of lights was confused.

"Turtle, I don't know English, now the Heavenly Court must know more Chinese to eat, make up the class in advance." The god of windfall despised him, and then replied with a strong sense of superiority: "Yes! ”

Then the two gods turned and walked away with the leaflets.

Xu Luo released the Exquisite Queen out to look at the store.

She was a monk in life and a silver-armored corpse after death, and she had enough spiritual intelligence to deal with guests.

He himself walked over and knocked on the door of the Lin family's pharmacy opposite: "Uncle Nine, open the door for me." ”

"It's coming, it's coming." A crisp female voice came from inside, which made Xu Luo stunned, is Uncle Nine married for the second time? Sure enough, once you have tried the happiness of having a woman, even Uncle Nine can't bear the loneliness.

While he was thinking about it, the wooden door of the pharmacy had opened, and it was a woman wearing a women's shirt and jeans, with short hair and a pure face, who looked at Xu Luo and was stunned for a moment.

Dad's friends are so handsome and seductive!

"Hello, Miss, in Xia Xu Luo." Seeing that the other party looked like a nymphomaniac, Xu Luo interrupted her, he didn't want to cuckold Uncle Jiu, not to mention, Uncle Jiu is really enlightened now, marry such a tender wife.

Ah Zhi came back to his senses at this time, a touch of shyness appeared on his face, and he turned sideways: "Brother Xu, my name is Ah Zhi, Dad is waiting for you inside, please inside." ”

"Are you Uncle Nine's daughter?" Xu Luo looked at her with a surprised face, looking up and down, the speed of the ninth uncle's second marriage is a bit fast, and the daughters are so old.

Visually, it has to be at least a C cup, right?

Ah Zhi nodded: "Yes, you are my father's friend, don't you know?" ”

"I haven't seen your dad in fifty years." Xu Luo replied casually and continued to walk towards the back room.

"Fifty years?" Ah Zhi was stunned, then looked at Xu Luo's back and pouted: "Net bragging." ”

Looks like he's not a few years older than me.

"He didn't brag, I really haven't seen him in 50 years." Hearing the sound of talking outside, Uncle Nine lifted the curtain and walked out, glanced at Xu Luo vigilantly and said, "She is your niece according to her seniority, don't beat her idea, Ah Zhi, call Uncle Xu." ”

He also suddenly remembered Xu Luo's amorous nature, so he hurriedly interrupted the two of them to be alone, otherwise the apprentice was deceived by Xu Luo back then, and now if his daughter is deceived by Xu Luo again, it will be a mess.

"Dad, what are you kidding, he doesn't look much older than me, it's just right to call my brother." Ah Zhi rolled her eyes helplessly and said.

Uncle Nine revealed Xu Luo's identity: "He is a cultivator, and he looks young, but he is actually an old monster." ”

"You think I'll believe it?" Ah Zhi's voice fell and saw that his father was a little angry, so he hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, listen to you, Uncle Xu, okay." ”

"Hmm." Lin Jiu nodded with satisfaction, and looked at Xu Luo again, she has called you uncle, you are always embarrassed to attack her in frenzy.

As everyone knows, Xu Luo will only feel more excited.

"Good niece." Xu Luo smiled and responded.

Uncle Nine said: "Let's go in and talk, Ah Zhi will clean up and prepare to open the door for business." ”

"Oh." Ah Zhi, who originally wanted to follow up and listen to it, suddenly shrugged helplessly and sighed.

Xu Luo and Uncle Jiu entered the inner room, which was a small living room, and tea had already been placed on the table.

The two sat opposite each other and were silent for a while, and Xu Luo took the lead in breaking the silence: "Uncle Jiu, you look much younger now than you did back then." ”

Now Uncle Nine looks like he is forty years old at most, and he was at least sixty years old when he saw that side separately.

Will this Nyima still grow in reverse?

"It's a long story......," Uncle Nine sighed.

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