A blue pickup truck drove at a constant speed on the Central Ring Road, driven by the professor who stole the corpse.

At night, the middle ring road is more congested, the car often stops and goes, and from time to time there is a sudden brake, the two zombie couples in the carriage who are tied up with the talisman are constantly shaking and bumping, and the talisman paper on the head of the male zombie is not firmly attached because of the age, and it is shaken off.

The moment the rune paper fell, the male zombie opened his eyes, let out a low roar, constantly writhing and struggling, and with a snap, the rope on his body broke.

Without the restraint of the rope, the male zombie stood up straight like a spring, and glanced at his wife, who was still lying down, because of the stiff joints, he couldn't bend down, so he kicked the female zombie away with his foot.

With a "bang", the female zombie's face smashed on the wall of the carriage, the rune paper on her head rubbed off, and she also stood up and jumped to the side of the male zombie.

The professor who was driving heard the movement at the moment when the female zombie hit the wall of the car, and suddenly his face changed, he stepped on the brakes, and abandoned the car and fled without hesitation.

Less than three seconds after he got off the car, there was a loud bang, and the zombie couple jumped out directly through the roof of the carriage, standing on the roof of the carriage and looking around.

"Roar!"

Seeing so many living people around them, the zombie couple jumped out of the carriage, rushed onto the sidewalk and went on a killing spree.

The first one bit the fleeing professor to death.

"Ahh Run! Hell! ”

"Gan Lin Niang! What's that! ”

"Quick! Call the police! ”

The scene was chaotic in an instant, countless people screamed and fled in panic, Xia Youren was also among them, but he didn't run away, but was taking pictures with an excited face, because this was big news.

"Don't move! Hold it! Otherwise we'll shoot! The patrol officer nearby quickly arrived.

"Bang bang bang!"

The bullet hit the zombie only to make the zombie shake twice, and then killed the police.

"Mom! Run! It's a zombie! ”

"Don't come here! Don't come here! Yes! ”

"Call for support! ...... on the Middle Ring Road Yes! Don't come here to pounce on your aunt! Come on! Run! ”

The policeman was so frightened that his face was bloodless, and he directly dropped his gun and turned around to join the panicked and fleeing citizens.

"Evil beasts! Hugh hurts! ”

Just when everyone felt desperate, a roar was like a thunderclap, and then I saw a white figure falling from the sky, holding the necks of the two zombies with both hands, and directly twisting off the heads with his backhand.

As blackened blood rushed out, the two heads flew high, and everyone around them was stunned.

So the awesome zombie was screwed to death by him?

"! Immortals descend to earth! ”

"Just screwed off the zombie's head with an understatement, it's so bloody! It's brutal! Awesome! ”

"Where did this come from......

The god of windfall mixed in the crowd, carrying a camera to record the whole scene just now, in his words, Heavenly Court also keeps pace with the times and uses modern technology.

This is sometimes better than sorcery.

After filming, he put the camera into the storage magic weapon, and according to Xu Luo's instructions, he took out a stack of leaflets and distributed them: "Let's take a look!" This is Xu Luo, the owner of our ghost hunting store! In the future, everyone can come to us if they encounter ghosts and corpses! ”

This is a live advertisement, in the future, whenever someone hits evil at home, he will find Xu Luo as soon as possible, then he will have endless demons and endless achievements.

"Get me one!"

"I want one too!"

When the surrounding crowd heard this, they immediately rushed towards the windfall God like a tsunami, whether they needed it or not, they had to know the address of this ghost hunting store, so they were prepared.

Xia Youren's gaze was dull, this guy was so stubborn, so how could he fight with him for Azhi?

He looked at the two headless corpses on the ground, and subconsciously touched his neck, as the saying goes: Although love is precious, life is more valuable.

While everyone was coaxing the leaflets, Xu Luo turned into a ball of corpse gas and flew away in the blink of an eye, and at the same time, a man and a woman in the crowd looked at each other and disappeared.

"! Adulterer and adulteress! At the moment before the two people disappeared, the god of windfall felt the familiar fluctuation of divine power, and hurriedly raised a large number of leaflets in his hand into the sky, and disappeared in place with a sigh.

Because there were so many people looting the leaflets, the scene was very chaotic, so they didn't notice that he was missing.

A few minutes later, on an uninhabited beach, Xu Luo condensed into a human form here, and the two white rays of light behind him also landed and turned into a man and a woman.

The man's suit and leather shoes look like a mixed-race child, the woman's long hair reaches to the waist, wearing a black sundress with strappy high-heeled sandals, tall and gorgeous, this is exactly the modern dress of the Nine Heavens Xuannu and Cupid.

"What are you two doing with me?" Xu Luo looked at the two people in front of him and asked pretending not to know.

The Nine Heavens Xuannu said coldly: "Do you still want to pretend to be crazy and stupid?" I really didn't expect that there would be a flying corpse with a thunder spirit physique in the world, I am the Nine Heavens Xuannu in the sky, and I came to remove you by the will of the Jade Emperor! ”

"Wait! Wait! It's all a misunderstanding! The god of windfall hurriedly flew over and blocked the three of them.

The Nine Heavens Xuannu frowned: "Why did you go down to earth God of Windfall?" Ling was also degraded by the Jade Emperor? ”

Although she doesn't like the god of windfall, she still has a good impression of him, because the god of windfall is good to her.

"I wasn't demoted, I came down on the orders of the Jade Emperor." The God of Windfall directly pretended to pass on the holy decree, and said to the two of them with a calm face: "The Jade Emperor asked me to inform you and Cupid that your mission has changed, not to destroy him, but to make him an immortal." ”

He has a good relationship with the Jade Emperor, and often knocks on the widow's door at night together, so he has no reverence for the Jade Emperor, and it is easy to fake the holy decree.

Of course, there is another reason that he is now under the roof, and he has to bow his head and fully cooperate with Xu Luo.

"Temper him?" The Nine Heavens Xuannu and Cupid spoke in unison, looking at Xu Luo with uncertain eyes.

"Not bad!" The god of windfall nodded solemnly, turned around in place with his hands behind his back, and said with emotion: "The Jade Emperor thinks that it is too easy for you to eliminate a demon, and it is not a punishment at all, so he changed his mind and wants you to make him an immortal with all his heart, and when he becomes an immortal and goes to heaven, then you will return to heaven when he will go." ”

This was discussed by Xu Luo with him in advance, anyway, the Nine Heavens Xuannu and Cupid were demoted, so as long as the God of Windfall said something, it would naturally be anything.

Cupid and the Nine Heavens Xuannu glanced at each other, their faces were solemn, it is indeed much more difficult to become an immortal than to destroy a demon, hell-level difficulty!

"Don't worry too much, the reason why I didn't go down to look for you is to find him." The god of windfall walked to Xu Luo's side: "I have already talked to him, and he also wants to go to heaven to be an immortal, so as long as you can help him kill demons and accumulate enough merits, then I can ask the Jade Emperor for him to take an official position, and then you can return to heaven." ”

When the Nine Heavens Xuannu and Cupid heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up, and they suddenly thought that Xu Luo had killed two zombies just now, wasn't this just doing a good deed?

As long as he cooperates, this matter is simple.

"Thank you, Windfall." The Nine Heavens Xuannu glanced at the God of Windfall gratefully, this person was really sincere to herself, but it was a pity that she didn't feel for him.

"Everyone is a god, and it is also appropriate to help each other." The god of windfall smiled brightly, and then said: "By the way, I also want to stay, I am responsible for supervising the process of your indoctrination of Xu Luo to goodness, and you are not allowed to use violence, otherwise your mission will be considered a failure." ”

"Absolutely not! I will definitely influence him with my heart and teach him to be a good person. The Nine Heavens Xuannu looked at Xu Luo with burning eyes, this was her hope to return to Heaven, and said with a smile: "Hello, you can call me Xiao Jiu, I hope to cooperate happily in the future." ”

"My name is Cupid." Cupid speaks broken Mandarin, and at this level, they are considered Chinese experts in their Western Heaven, otherwise they would not have been arranged to be stationed in Heaven as an interpreter for the Jade Emperor.

"My name is Xu Luo, you can call me BOSS from today onwards, I hope you can cooperate happily." The two workers and blood slaves for white prostitution are really beautiful.

"By the way, there's one more thing." Just when the scene was very harmonious, the god of windfall seemed to suddenly remember something, and said to the Nine Heavens Xuannu and Cupid: "Xu Luo is a corpse after all, and his bloodthirsty instinct can't be changed in the short term, in order to prevent him from going out to suck blood, so in the future, you have to take turns to use your own blood to satisfy his hunger, of course, I am the same." ”

When he said the last sentence, he patted his chest with a proud face, and looked like he was willing to stick a knife in the ribs of the Nine Heavens Xuannu and did not give up.

"This ......" Hearing that she was going to feed Xu Luo with her own divine blood, the Nine Heavens Xuannu was a little embarrassed, after all, every time she was sucked blood, it would take her a long time to recover.

But when he thought that the God of Windfall, a person who had nothing to do with this matter, was willing to be sucked by blood in order to help her, what reason did he have to refuse, so he nodded.

"I'm the same." Cupid agreed.

The god of windfall winked at Xu Luo, and Xu Luo cast an appreciative look, and the cooperation was perfect.

These two love brains are fooled like fools, no wonder their underground romance will be caught, with their kind of intelligence, if they can't be caught, doesn't it mean that other immortals are more stupid?

Then Xu Luo took them back to the ghost hunting store, and as soon as they entered the house, the phoenix who had been out for a day came and fell on his shoulder.

"Phoenix!" The Nine Heavens Xuannu exclaimed.

The god of windfall flickered lightly: "I was also taken aback at first, but then I thought that even the phoenix was willing to follow him, which shows that he has deep fortune, maybe this is the reason why the Jade Emperor wants you to make him an immortal." ”

The Nine Heavens Xuannu and Cupid looked at each other and felt that this was reasonable, because this made sense, otherwise why would the Jade Emperor inexplicably want to make a flying corpse become an immortal.

"You can sit as you like." Xu Luo casually pointed to the stool, and then looked at the God of Windfall: "What did the God of Lights do?" Ah Nu is back, he hasn't yet? ”

"Learn English." The god of windfall replied calmly.

Xu Luo shook his head, he didn't expect the lamp god to be so studious, and he worked hard enough to be an official.

Xu Luo looked at the Nine Heavens Xuannu and Cupid again and asked, "How many rooms are there on the second floor, how do you two live, do you sleep together or separate?" ”

"Separate." The Nine Heavens Xuannu lowered her head and revealed a touch of shyness, and sighed faintly: "Our love is over, neither Heaven nor Heaven allow office romances, we can't be together." ”

"yes, yes." Cupid also nodded, then sighed and said: "It's good for both of us to separate early, this time it's just a debasement, and the next time I am caught, I am afraid that I will have to enter reincarnation." ”

Xu Luo despises Cupid, and dares to fall in love with this little guts? I really deserve to masturbate for a lifetime.

Wait for me to go up and set an example for you, so that you can have a good understanding of what a humanoid self-propelled cannon is.

Even the female mosquitoes of the heavenly court covered their buttocks and flew.

At this moment, the god of lights swaggered and came back with a red face, and was stunned for a moment after seeing the Nine Heavens Xuannu and Cupid: "Master, they are ......"

"Immortals, they will also be employees in the future." Xu Luo replied and looked at him suspiciously: "You came back so late, how did you learn English." ”

He smelled a woman's perfume.

This English teacher is a woman?

The lamp god was stunned for a moment, and he looked away with some weakness and didn't dare to look at Xu Luo, and said seriously: "Oh, yes, baby, Comeon." ”

The corners of Xu Luo's mouth pulled, and there was no problem with these words being taken out individually, but it was a big problem for them to come out in a row, and European and American films fixed lines.

The god of windfall took the god of lanterns to prostitute the Yanma, which is really learning in practice like Dean Chen.

But he didn't bother to care, anyway, they were gods and they weren't afraid of AIDS, and wart plums were a big deal.

…………………

The next day, all the media were overwhelmingly reporting the news of zombies on the Middle Ring Road last night.

"Zombies hurt people in the middle ring road, and the mysterious master shot to ambush the corpse and screw off the zombie's head in one move! 》

"Middle Ring Road Zombie Couple Hurting ......"

And outside the door of the ghost hunting store, a large group of people have been blocked, most of these people are not here to hunt ghosts for Xu Luo, they are all here to take photos and sign autographs with him, and many reporters are also mixed in.

At nine o'clock, the doors of the ghost hunting store opened.

"It's open! It's open! Shopkeeper Xu! ”

"Shopkeeper Xu, I'm here to apprentice!"

"Shopkeeper Xu, I'm here to propose marriage......

Everyone rushed forward, and the god of windfall came forward and said loudly: "Everyone! Everyone, please be quiet! If there are haunted friends at home, you can register with me first, and when the shopkeeper comes back, he will come to solve the problem. ”

Xu Luo had already expected this situation, so he had to disappear for a few days, and it would be good to wait for the emotions of these people to calm down, after all, everyone was very busy.

And in this fast-paced era, one hot spot will be blown up by another hot spot in a few days, and then not so many people will pay fanatical attention to Xu Luo.

Hearing that Xu Luo was gone, many people left in disappointment, while others stayed behind to register.

"The business is so hot, it's going to make a fortune." On the second floor of the pharmacy, Uncle Nine glanced at Xu Luo enviously.

I think that when he caught ghosts in Renjia Town, his business was never so good, and he could only make a few oceans at a time, and he didn't have business every day, after all, there were too many peers in those years.

"I'm not interested in money, I just want to do good." Xu Luo said lightly.

If other people said that they were not interested in money, Uncle Nine would think that he was pretending, but when these words came out of Xu Luo's mouth, he took it for granted.

Because it is too easy for Xu Luo to make money.

Xu Luo asked, "What about you, Uncle Jiu, have you wasted your skills?" Just stay in the pharmacy for the rest of your life? ”

"I want to build a Taoist temple and I'm saving money." As a Maoshan Taoist priest, of course, it is impossible to treat people for the rest of his life, and catching ghosts is a serious matter.

After everyone was almost gone, Xu Luo returned to his shop and asked the God of Windfall, "How is it, how many ghosts do you need me to solve?" ”

"Most of them are fake." The god of windfall looked at Xu Luo enviously and said: "Most of the registered women are women, if you want me to see, these women just want to use the excuse of catching ghosts to ask you to go home." ”

"It's so bad that these women are always remembered when they are handsome." Xu Luo looked melancholy and said, "It can't be that there is no reliable one, right?" ”

"There's really one." The god of windfall pointed to the registration form and said: "A wealthy businessman wants to go to a surrounding island to engage in development, but he has repeatedly hit evil spirits, causing the project to be delayed again and again, I want you to take a look." ”

"Call back, answered." Xu Luo said, glancing at the Jiutian Xuannu in a small suit, skirt, black silk, and high heels, dressed as a secretary: "Not bad." ”

The Nine Heavens Xuannu served as his secretary, Cupid served as his bodyguard, the God of Windfall was in charge of business, the God of Lights was in charge of logistics and chores, and he was responsible for catching ghosts.

Everyone works together.

"Can you not wear stockings, I feel that these socks are so improper." The Nine Heavens Xuannu pulled the black silk on her legs with a slightly red face, and the moment the black silk was pulled up, the thighs under her were as white as snow.

Xu Luo said seriously: "This is to reflect our image, do you look at which secretary of those big companies is not dressed like this?" In this way, it will appear regular, and others will believe in our strength. ”

"Okay then." The Nine Heavens Xuannu sighed.

"You guys keep an eye on the store, Windfall remembers to call the developer back, I'll go have a meal." After Xu Luo finished speaking, he looked at the Nine Heavens Xuannu: "Go upstairs." ”

"Huh?" The Nine Heavens Xuannu was stunned for a moment, and then realized that she was the meal, and immediately followed upstairs.

After coming upstairs, the Nine Heavens Xuannu conjured a dagger and was about to cut her wrist and bleed it to Xu Luo, but Xu Luo stopped her: "Don't be like this, it looks too brutal and bloody, I can't bear to see you get hurt." ”

"Then how to suck, you won't bite me, I won't agree, your corpse is very poisonous, and the gods will also transform if they are bitten." The Nine Heavens Xuannu was a little worried.

"Of course not, that's fine." Xu Luo picked up one of her green jade fingers and took it directly into his mouth, and the golden blood kept flowing out.

The Nine Heavens Xuannu felt that this was so astringent, but looking at Xu Luo, who was sucking blood, she was embarrassed to pull her fingers out, so she could only let him suck it in her mouth.

Slowly, she didn't dare to look at Xu Luo, twisted her head to the side, a strange emotion was rising in her heart, and she was inexplicably short of breath.

After all, this picture is a bit too ambiguous.

(End of chapter)