Chapter 265: Come to me when you have time, I ask you to take medicine
At eleven o'clock in the evening, Building 7 of Yuhuan Garden.
In the security lounge on the ninth floor.
"There is still an hour at twelve o'clock, everyone remember not to be afraid, the ghost will produce an energy that affects your brain waves, and everything you see is an illusion, ignore him!" Leon leaned against the wall, his hands on his chest, and he was doing the pre-war mobilization as calmly as his tone.
However, except for Ah Qun, the admirer who helped him hold the flowers, no one cared about him at all, and Captain Lu, Dao Youming and others all gathered around Xu Luo to offer their courtesy.
"Master Xu, are you hungry, eat some hot food to fill your stomach?" Captain Lu was holding a box of fried dumplings.
"What dumplings to eat on a big night." Iron gall squeezed him away and offered grapes: "You should eat fruits to supplement vitamins, grapes are unconscious and the most appropriate." β
"What fruit to eat at night!" Dao Youming threw the grapes aside, and took out a small pill with a hippie smile: "You should take the golden gun pill at night!" β
This is the real nocturnal food.
"Does Master Xu need medicine? You're insulting the master, beating him! With Captain Lu's order, everyone surrounded Dao Youming and beat him up.
"Oops! Stop it! Master, help me! β
Xu Luo couldn't bear to wave his hand: "Just beat half to death, don't beat to death." β
There are not many people like him now.
"Hey, can you give me a little basic respect?" Seeing that everyone ignored that they were mobilized before the war, Leon asked with great opinion.
Captain Lu and the others, who were beating people, hurriedly brushed back their heads and replied in unison: "I know, whatever you see is an illusion." β
βyesοΌβ Leon gave a look of certainty.
At this moment, the god of windfall teleported.
As Xu Luo's professional follow-up photographer, of course he can't be absent when Xu Luo is killing ghosts.
"Wow! Is this also an illusion? The sudden appearance of the God of Windfall startled Captain Lu and the others.
Dao Youming also took this opportunity to escape.
Leon stepped forward with a curious look and pinched the face of the god of wealth: "This is real, not an illusion." β
"Oh~" Everyone immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and then became even more frightened, and hugged each other in a panic.
It's even more terrifying!
"You get out of the way." The god of windfall opened Leon's cheap claws, licked his face and ran to Xu Luo and asked flatteringly, "Boss, hasn't the ghost arrived yet?" β
I'm hungry for cameras.
"Don't be afraid, your own people." Xu Luo pointed to the windfall God and turned his head to explain to everyone.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief again, and then all kinds of rainbow farts were suddenly given to Xu Luo without money.
"Master Xu is worthy of being a fairy figure, and the employees under his command are all haunted like gods."
"Yes, yes, there is a master here tonight, there must be no accident, all demons and monsters have to kneel!"
Leon looked at Lily, who was indifferent to the god of windfall, and was a little puzzled, this guy was obviously a human and not a ghost, how could he suddenly appear?
This is completely unscientific!
"There's something weird about that guy, can you tell it?" Xu Luo secretly transmitted the message to the God of Windfall.
The god of windfall turned his head to look at Leon, he hadn't paid attention just now, and after Xu Luoyi reminded him, he realized that Leon was very wrong: ", boss, this guy's mental power is different from ordinary people, how did he do it?" β
Even the immortals don't have such strong telekinesis.
Like a light bulb in the dark.
"Telekinesis?" Xu Luo looked at him suspiciously.
He had heard of internal force and mana, but it was the first time he had heard the word telekinesis.
The windfall god explained: "It can be understood as a kind of spiritual power, everyone has mental power, normally speaking, when the mental power is strong to a certain point, you can do whatever you want within a certain range, but the mental power on the body is as strong as his, which is completely abnormal!" β
It can only be said that there are no wonders in the world, and it is obvious that Leon is the peerless genius who is one in a million.
Xu Luo suddenly realized, and at the same time felt a little disappointed in his heart, Leon was not an immortal, and he couldn't be a blood slave.
Leon breathed a sigh of relief.
He didn't know why.
"Winter~"
Finally, the bell rang, and twelve o'clock arrived.
The night of the return of the Li couple has arrived.
The security room, which was still a scumbag, was suddenly surprisingly quiet, and everyone gathered around Xu Luo to hold their breath and look around cautiously.
I'm afraid that the ghost will suddenly appear out of nowhere.
"Well, you wait for me."
Xu Luo's voice fell and disappeared in place.
"Master Xu!" "Master Xu, what about you?"
"How can you leave at a critical time?"
Captain Lu and the others immediately panicked, looking around for Xu Luo's figure, but they didn't get a response.
"Don't be afraid, I'm still here!" Leon immediately lifted the fire axe next to him and shouted.
Xu Luo left because he found out that the ghost had come, and he was ready to go out to greet him.
When I came to the corridor, I saw a man and a woman walking with a white face, the female ghost was wearing a red coat, her figure and appearance were good, she accelerated towards Xu Luo, and wanted to get on him.
The upper body of the ghost is what the ghost is best at.
However, this collision crashed into Xu Luo's arms and almost bounced to the ground, but fortunately, Xu Luo hugged her quickly: "Sister, be careful, don't be in such a hurry to give her arms, take your time." β
He treats women and female ghosts equally, he is the legendary man and ghost, the first sharpshooter!
It may have been that she had just died, and the female ghost reflexively struggled: "Ah! Let me go! Hooligans! β
"Let go of my wife!" The male ghost surnamed Li was furious when he saw this scene, and rushed up with a knife.
After all, what man can endure this scene?
Xu Luo turned his head and roared at him, revealing two sharp fangs, and the corpse qi poured out in an instant.
The male ghost surnamed Li fell to the ground with a weak leg, and a flattering smile appeared on his face: "Big brother...... Big brother, don't get me wrong, I want to help you hold my wife and make you have fun, you continue, continue. β
Damn, where did this murderous corpse come from!
"But it's not fun to just play with your wife, I want to play with you." Xu Luo smiled gently.
"Ahh The man surnamed Li was frightened.
Before he could prepare his mind, Xu Luo opened his hand and sucked him into his hand, and the two couples disappeared in place and appeared in the security room.
"Ahh Hell! β
Captain Lu and the others all shrank into the corner, and they didn't let go until they realized that the ghost was caught by Xu Luo.
"I've got the hell, take out the plastic wrap." Xu Luo looked at Leon opposite and said.
He still wants to see Leon's plastic wrap catching ghosts with his own eyes, is his telekinesis really that outrageous?
With plastic wrap? The male ghost looked frightened.
"No, you've already caught it, and you're going to let me catch it again, isn't this an extra move to take off your pants and fart?" Leon leaned back tactically, and without waiting for Xu Luo to answer, he said, "I like it!" β
Then he took out a roll of plastic wrap and wrapped the two ghosts repeatedly in full view of everyone until the Li couple was wrapped into a fist-sized ball.
Xu Luo and the god of windfall looked at each other, his mind was really unreasonable, he thought it would be good.
"I'll send them to the underworld." Leon said.
The god of windfall blurted out: "How do you send it." β
"Flush toilet, I will tell you a secret quietly, the flush toilet is connected to the underworld." Leon said something mysteriously and went to the bathroom.
Xu Luo beckoned, and two balls flew into his hands.
"What are you doing?" Leon asked, puzzled.
Xu Luo said something that made him feel inexplicable: "You're done performing, it's my turn now." β
Windfall hurriedly took out the camera and turned it on.
Xu Luo released the ghosts of the Li couple.
"Thank you for saving your life, my husband and wife are willing to go to the soup for Engong to start the fire, and go to bed and go to the ground!" As soon as the two ghosts came out, they knelt in front of Xu Luo and kowtowed to thank them, after all, if it wasn't for Xu Luo, they would have been sent down to the underworld.
So they are willing to take the initiative to make a promise.
"Smack!"
Xu Luo raised his hand and slapped the two ghosts out: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and start harming people." β
As he spoke, he pointed to Captain Lu and the others behind him.
"Ahh Captain Lu and the others were shocked, are you here to catch ghosts, or are you here to help ghosts.
We're not going to lure the wolf into the house, are we?
Leon is also stupid, how does he feel that the other party is more suitable for a mental hospital than him, or an intensive care area.
"Engong, we have all woken up, deeply realized our mistakes, we will no longer harm others, we have been completely woken up by you!"
"Yes, yes, Engong, we are self-inflicted and can't live, how can we vent our grievances on others, how dare we hurt others, we must reform in the future and be two good ghosts."
The Li couple quickly crawled in front of Xu Luo and wept bitterly, regretting their mistakes, and shouting to change their ways.
"You have come to your senses, so didn't I run away in vain today?" Xu Luo grabbed the two couples and beat them violently: "Hurry up and kill them for me!" Kill! β
The scene was very violent and bloody.
"Got it! We understand, we are willing to help Eun Gong kill people. Mr. and Mrs. Li shouted screaming.
They thought that Xu Luo was going to kill people through ghosts.
Xu Luo let go of him at this time, and looked back at the windfall god lightly: "This section is pinched." β
βokγβ The god of windfall gestured.
The Li couple were beaten by Xu Luo and their facial features were distorted, their faces were covered with blood, and they looked even more terrifying, and they approached Captain Lu with a smile: "Captain Lu, I died so miserably, you all go down and accompany me." β
"Ahh Don't come here! Captain Lu and the others screamed and fled in panic.
At this moment, Xu Luo roared with a righteous face: "Bold evil ghost, dare to harm people, die!" β
The Li couple looked at him with confused faces.
Didn't you ask us to help you kill someone?
Then he was slapped into ashes by Xu Luo.
"That's it, call it a day." Xu Luo clapped his hands, it was another day to kill demons and promote justice.
Leon looked at him puzzled: "I don't understand what the point of you doing this?" β
Even if it's a fart off your pants, it's too much!
But you don't have to put it twice in a row.
"Meaning? There is no meaning, it's just that life needs a sense of ritual. Xu Luo replied solemnly.
Leon thought for a while: "It makes sense, if you have time to come to Chongguang Mental Hospital to find me, I will ask you to take medicine." β
After speaking, he picked up his flower and turned around and left.
"Thank you, Master, Master Shenwei is the world."
"yes, yes, thanks to the master tonight."
"We'll finally be able to breathe a sigh of relief in the future."
Although it went through a series of shocks, the ghost was finally successfully resolved, and everyone was happy.
"Now that it's settled, let's settle the account first, who is responsible for paying?" Xu Luo said.
The laughter came to an abrupt end in an instant.
Talking about money, the smile on their face disappeared.
"Just kidding, hahaha." The smile did not disappear, but shifted to Xu Luo's face.
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It's another day full of energy.
Xu Luo got up and went to the Lin family's pharmacy opposite.
When he came back from the underworld two days ago, he couldn't wait to tell Uncle Nine the good news of Aunt Partridge's reincarnation, but he didn't expect Ah Zhi to say that Uncle Nine was not at home.
He could only express his regret and was very happy to unlock new knowledge with Ah Zhi at Uncle Jiu's house.
"Uncle Nine, you're back, where did you go two days ago?" Xu Luo walked into the pharmacy and saw that Uncle Nine was giving people a pulse, after all, his main job was a doctor.
Uncle Nine finished instructing a patient, and then got up and replied: "The Mong Kok Police Station is haunted, I went to do a favor, and by the way, I found a part-time job, please call me Sir Lin in the future, and be respectful to my daughter, otherwise believe it or not, I will pull you back to the police station in minutes for questioning!" β
He took out a police officer ID and took it to Xu Luo.
"Sheriff." Xu Luo glanced at it and smiled.
Lao Tzu was a person who was a brother at the beginning.
The little sheriff doesn't have the right to see me.
Uncle Nine heard the disdain in his words, and immediately became unconvinced, and explained: "Do you know how many years it takes for an ordinary police officer to be promoted to sergeant? If I hadn't had a Taoist skill, I wouldn't have this treatment! β
He was specially recruited to join the police station, after all, the police station can't use guns when he encounters ghosts, so he was picked by the police station after helping the police station catch ghosts.
"Yes, yes, it's amazing." Xu Luo casually said perfunctorily, and then got down to business: "I've already inquired, Partridge is indeed reincarnated." β
"Where is she now?" Uncle Nine couldn't wait to grab Xu Luo's shoulder, his eyes widening.
"I've already inquired about this." Xu Luo broke Uncle Jiu's hand: "In the Yuen Long Tai Fook Opera Troupe." β
Uncle Nine impatiently dragged him to Yuen Long.
"Dad, where are you going!" Seeing that the two of them were in such a hurry, Ah Zhi chased out worriedly and asked.
Xu Luo replied: "Go find your mother." β
"My mother?" Ah Zhi behind him was confused.
Didn't my mom die a long time ago?
Uncle Jiu and Xu Luo came to the Dafu Opera Troupe, and because it was still daytime, the people in the troupe were rehearsing.
"It's him." Ah Jiu, who was playing with a spear on the stage, saw Xu Luo who had a relationship on the island.
The nymphomaniac thought he was looking for him.
As for Uncle Jiu, he was ignored by her, after all, a middle-aged man, how could he have a handsome guy next to him.
She immediately jumped off the stage and ran towards Xu Luo with a spring on her face, and Uncle Nine suddenly had tears in his eyes when he saw this scene, and ran up with open hands.
I didn't expect Partridge to remember herself.
However, after only a few steps, he was dumbfounded.
Because Ah Jiu ran past him.
He turned his head and looked, his face turned green, and he saw Ah Jiu pounce in Xu Luo's arms and said, "Childe, you are here to find me, right?" People were really touched, and I knew that the sight of being on the island would be destined for life. β
You sleep with my apprentice, sleep with my daughter.
Do you even want to sleep with my wife now?
Do you want to just sleep with me one day?
Eat a bucket for the whole family!
The ninth uncle was full of green fire and glared angrily.
"Uncle Nine, you can't blame me for this, she took the initiative to rush over." Xu Luo spread his hands innocently.
The corners of Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched, and he walked over directly with a black face and pulled Ah Jiu out of Xu Luo's arms.
"Oh, what are you doing, you can't see anyone fall in love!" Ah Jiu looked at him angrily and said.
Uncle Nine said: "I am your father-in-law." β
"You? Hahahaha......" Ah Jiu pointed at Uncle Nine and let out a barbell-like laugh: "You can be my father at this age, how blind do I have to be to look at you?" Uncle, pickled girls are not so soaky. β
You didn't say that when we looked at the moon together, Uncle Nine directly knocked her unconscious with a palm knife.
I plan to bring people back first, and it won't be difficult for him to restore the memories of his past life to Partridge.
"Hey! What are you doing! Robbing people's daughters in broad daylight! The head of the class brought someone over, and added after speaking: "What kind of taste, grab a good-looking one!" Hurry up and put people down for me! β
Although Ah Jiu is not good-looking, no matter how he is also a member of his drama troupe, how can he sit idly by.
"She is suspected of a case of eucalyptus, and I will take her back to cooperate with the investigation." Uncle Nine took out his police officer ID.
The head of the class immediately stopped talking, after all, this reason is impeccable, he can't stop the police from enforcing the law, you have to send yourself in.
Uncle Jiu immediately carried Ah Jiu and turned around and left.
Xu Luo pointed to a big wave girl behind the class master and said, "And you, go back with me to cooperate with the investigation." β
Ye Zimei, everyone who understands understands.
"Huh? I? Ah Mei pointed at herself with a look of surprise and panic, and hurriedly defended: "I don't know what she did, I don't know anything." β
"If you don't know, you don't know? Are you a sir or am I? Xu Luo's eyes widened: "Sir, I won't wronged any good person, but I won't let any woman go...... No, and not a single bad guy will be spared! Come with me. β
"Class master......" Ah Mei turned her head and asked for help from the class master.
The class leader said: "You go first, cooperate with Ah Sir, and I will let you out if you are fine." β
Ah Mei was helpless when she heard this.
"Seeing that you are a woman, I will not put handcuffs on you." Xu Luo went up and took Ah Mei and left.
Uncle Nine asked, "What kind of plane are you doing?" β
"Uncle Nine, I don't want to engage in airplanes." Xu Luo looked at Ah Mei and said, "I just want to her now." β
They are all old acquaintances, so speak directly.
"Ahh "Lust ......" Ah Mei was just about to scold, a thick stack of Hong Kong dollars appeared in front of her, and she suddenly smiled and said: "I am a handsome guy, you really have a vision, and I guarantee that you will get the best value for your money." β
Oh my God, she's never seen that much money!
Although it was the first time for her.
But she has understood a truth since she was a child, that is, you can't even want money for the sake of innocence, right?
Is that still human?
"Shameless!" Uncle Nine scolded, and then left with Partridge in his arms, Xu Luo parted ways with him and took Ah Mei to the nearest five-star hotel to learn foreign languages.
In the afternoon, when Xu Luo came to the Lin family's pharmacy again, Aunt Partridge had been awakened by Uncle Jiu's memories of her previous life.
"Ah Luo, it's been a long time, I've heard Xianggong say it, thanks to it, I can meet him again." Partridge quickly got up and thanked him.
Xu Luo said with a smile: "Let a lover finally become a family, which can be regarded as my merit." β
"That's probably one of the few good things he's done." Uncle Nine is as weird as ever.
In the evening, Xu Luo stayed at Uncle Jiu's house for dinner.
A family of four, happy and happy.
While eating, Uncle Nine suddenly said: "By the way, I have seen the reincarnation of Wencai, his name is now Meng Chao, and he is a police officer of the heavy group of the police station. β
"Congratulations, Uncle Jiu, first Ah Qiang, then Aunt Partridge, and now Wencai, you are gradually getting together." Xu Luo sincerely blessed, and at the same time sighed a little emotionally, after all, Wencai was also his old acquaintance, and he didn't expect to see him again decades later.
It's a pity that we don't know each other now.
Uncle Nine sighed: "Yes, it's good to be reincarnated, then there will always be a chance to meet." β
"Are you going to recognize him?" Xu Luo asked.
Uncle Nine thought for a while and shook his head: "Forget it for the time being, he is living quite happily now, there is no need to interfere with his life in this life, if there is still a master-apprentice fate, then sooner or later they will recognize each other." β
"Go with the flow." Xu Luo nodded.