"Uncle Nine, I'm rough."

Inside the door, Xu Luo shouted outside.

"Do you still need my permission to come out?" Uncle Nine said speechlessly.

"That's right." Meng Chao echoed beside him, and said with a smile, "You only need his consent to go in."

Uncle Nine stared at him expressionlessly.

"I...... I'm just going to liven up the atmosphere." Meng Chao was stared at and his scalp was a little numb, and he laughed dryly, damn, why do you feel so afraid of him inexplicably?

No, I call respecting the old and loving the young.

Right! It is the respect for the old and love for the young in the bones!

"It's not big, it's not too small!" Uncle Nine snorted lightly with a dark face, and when he saw Xu Luo and the God of Windfall coming out, he got into the car without looking back: "Okay, let's go."

"Uncle Nine, I'll tell you good news, it's different from what you think, the mastermind behind the scenes is not a disciple of Maoshan." Xu Luo leaned on the car window and looked at him and said.

"Isn't it?" Uncle Nine raised his head reluctantly and said in disbelief, "This is obviously the Maoshan technique!"

"In the twenty-first year of the Republic of China, do you still have an impression of the fact that the disciples of the corpse lineage such as the four-eyed Taoist were attacked by the Fusang people?" Xu Luo asked.

Uncle Nine suddenly realized: "Jiuju faction!"

"They're really bragging, aren't they over a hundred years old now?" Meng Chao smiled at the God of Windfall.

The god of windfall also smiled at him and did not speak.

The smile on Meng Chao's face gradually converged, and he pursed his lips and widened his eyes: "It can't be true, right?"

"Guess what?" The god of windfall shrugged, he really had never seen the world, and the god of wealth was thousands of years old.

What's the use of living long.

It's really useful to live that long.

"I'll calculate ......" Meng Chao lowered his head and snapped his fingers, and then emotionally pulled the car door directly and threw himself into Uncle Jiu's arms: "Master! To tell you the truth, I have been a hard-working child since I was a child, and I am very interested in Maoshan art, please take me as an apprentice!"

Immortality, real immortality!

The god of windfall shook his head, silly boy, there is no future for cultivation in modern society, at most it will prolong life.

Looking at Meng Chao, who was crying and calling Master in his arms, Uncle Nine lost his mind for a moment, as if he saw the literary talent of the year, and was stunned.

"Uncle Nine, this is fate, it's yours or yours." Xu Luo said with a smile.

Uncle Nine sighed and said, "Okay."

"Thank you, Master!" Meng Chao was ecstatic.

On the way home by car, Xu Luo told Uncle Jiu and Meng Chao that the police station was the former site of the Little Baga Club and that there was a ghost king in it.

"Ah! In other words, we work with ghosts every day! It's the Midyear Festival soon, what should I do?" Meng Chao panicked after hearing this.

The god of windfall said angrily, "With a few of us here, what are a few little ghosts?"

Even when the king of Yama comes, he has to answer reciprocally.

"That's right." Meng Chao was relieved.

It's the ghosts in the police station who should be panicked.

"No wonder I'm always so unlucky, it turns out that there is a problem with the feng shui of the police station." Meng Chao shook his head.

The god of windfall also shook his head, as the god of wealth, he can see people's fortune, Meng Chao was born in decline, bad luck comes with it, and it has nothing to do with feng shui. ….

"Peeing cow pills?" Xu Luo suddenly noticed a long line in front of a beef ball stall on the street.

Uncle Nine casually explained: "It's been popular in the past few days when you're away, and it suddenly became popular, it is said that it was created by the former food god Stephen Zhou, and it tastes good, oh yes, he won the Catering Wizard Award for this."

"It's a mistake to be beautiful." Xu Luo sighed, he didn't expect that when he slapped Lin Xiaohua, Stephen Zhou was already slapping beef balls.

Stephen Chow has already won the award, and according to the plot of "God of Food", he may now have set off for the mainland to find the legendary Chong Guo Culinary Academy.

It was only three months before the God of Food Competition.

Three months later, Guanyin Bodhisattva will descend to earth.

Although the gods of this world are weak, even if they are weak, Guanyin will definitely not be weak.

It's time to communicate with Xuannu and Cupid in advance about his plan, and he has to cooperate with them.

Meng Chao asked intimately, "Master Xu, do you want me to get out of the car and buy some for you to taste?"

"Don't bother." Xu Luo shook his head, watching a little fat man bouncing around with a box of newly bought cow balls, and directly cast a spell for him to move over.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa

Behind the car, the little fat man cried loudly.

Xu Luo tasted one: "It's pretty good."

It can only be said that Stephen Zhou is worthy of being the god of food.

When he returns from the mainland, when his cooking skills reach their peak, he must be asked to cook a table of dishes for himself to taste.

Soon, the car stopped at the door of the Lin family's pharmacy.

Uncle Nine went back to the pharmacy, and Xu Luo went back to his shop.

"Boss, this is today's client, and I've identified some lists that will help you improve your image of kindness." Cupid came up with a notebook.

There are many people who come to Xu Luo every day, and of course Xu Luo does not accept all orders, and is selective.

"We'll talk about that later." Xu Luo casually threw the notebook aside, looked at Cupid and Xuannu and said, "There's one thing that I have to tell you."

Cupid and the Xuannu looked at each other in confusion.

"What's the matter?"

"You have been deceived, your task has never been to influence me, but to destroy me, and the god of windfall is not here to supervise you, he is only controlled by me." Xu Luo said in a calm tone.

There was a moment of silence in the shop.

"Puff~"

A crisp laugh broke the silence, and the Xuannu gave him a charming look: "Don't make trouble, naughty."

"That's it, boss, how can the Jade Emperor let us destroy you with a good-minded corpse like you?" Cupid also didn't believe Xu Luo's words.

Xu Luo was speechless: "I'm really a bad person!"

"Have you ever seen the bad guys of the Demon Slayer Guardian Path?" The Xuannu's tone was careless, the pointed-toe high heels on her feet swayed back and forth, and the black silk feet also appeared from time to time.

Cupid also nodded: "Yes, you have to prove that you are a bad person before I believe your words."

It's hard for me to believe you.

"Here you go." Xu Luo looked at the God of Wealth next to him.

"I testify that he is really a bad guy, and he controls my life and death to let me lie to you, just to suck your blood." The god of windfall stepped forward, and in order to increase the credibility of his words, he said, "Just now he snatched a child's meatballs." ….

"Oh." Cupid and the Lady were indifferent.

"No, why don't you believe it?" The god of windfall was so anxious that he jumped on the spot, scratching his ears and cheeks, and was very broken.

Xuannu covered her mouth with her plain hands, her red lips opened slightly, raised her white neck and yawned, still looking lazy: "I only believe what I see."

There is no such child's play.

"There it is!" The god of windfall finally thought of a way to be self-righteous, and he said quickly, "I was not ordered to come down to supervise you, but I ran down, so I can only use mana three times a day, and when I run out, it's gone, I just used it twice, and now I can use it again."

After speaking, he rubbed an ingot, and then the ingots disappeared: "Okay, I have no power."

Xuannu and Cupid looked at him casually, and then looked at it and their eyes widened and they stood up.

The mana on the god of windfall was indeed gone.

"Oh, now you believe it?" The god of windfall asked.

The Xuannu was shocked, angry and suspicious, so angry that her whole body trembled: "You...... Did you really lie to us?"

"Oh Shet!" Cupid also spat out fragrant fragrance.

Their mission is to eliminate Xu Luo, but they feed Xu Luo blood every day, and they have already fed Xu Luo, and now they are not Xu Luo's opponents at all!

"That's right." Xu Luo admitted again.

The Xuannu maintained a certain amount of calm while being angry: "Then why are you telling us now?"

Cupid also looked at Xu Luo with a puzzled expression.

Yes, Xu Luo can continue to deceive.

Could it be that conscience has found out?

Or is it already disdainful of lying to them?

"Because there was an accident." Xu Luo showed a helpless and melancholy smile on his face, and quickly entered a state of drama, and said in a low tone: "Originally, I just wanted to trick you into being a blood slave for me, so I got rid of the Demon Guardian Dao, and I went to do good deeds and pretend to be a good person."

"You may not believe it later, but I was horrified to find that I actually enjoyed the feeling of being a good person, and enjoyed the thrill of defending justice by slaying demons! I really want to be a good person, and a good person shouldn't lie to people, so I confess to you, I don't want to lie to you anymore, I've been tossing and turning countless nights and can't sleep, I'm suffering!"

Xu Luo cried blood and tears.

The corners of the windfall God's mouth twitched, and as soon as he heard it, he knew that this confession bureau was just the beginning of another lie.

Xu Luo was still lying to them after all.

Fortunately, I was only deceived once.

The god of windfall actually had a sense of superiority in his heart.

Obviously, he has been CPU by Xu Luo.

Listening to Xu Luo's low and emotional words, Xuannu and Cupid glanced at each other, thinking carefully that Xu Luo had been slaying demons and defending the Dao, he may have really discovered his heart in the process of deceiving them, and wanted to reform himself and become a good person, otherwise how could he confess to them?

Xu Luo smiled bitterly at himself, his eyes showed a fan-shaped statistical chart, three points of helplessness, five points of stubbornness and two points of sadness, and said slowly: "I know, I am a demon, as soon as I am born, the thunder will crack me, in the eyes of you immortals, I should be destroyed, how can I be worthy of doing good deeds, how can I be worthy of being a good person......

"No! Not really!" As the saying goes, a husband and wife are a hundred days of grace, not to mention that Xuannu and Xu Luo have already advanced day by day, plus she believed Xu Luo's words, so she saw that he was a little pitiful and directly interrupted him: "You can be a good person! No one can deprive another person of his qualifications to be a good person! You're a good person! I'll help you plead with the Jade Emperor! I will let the Jade Emperor confess to you, give you the divine position, and make your original lie come true, I will definitely do it!" ….

In Xuannu's opinion, instead of letting Xu Luo be disheartened and forced to degenerate into a demon, why not let him persist when he already has the idea of reforming himself?

It is better to have more good gods than many demons in the world.

"Yes, boss, I am willing to help you testify to the Jade Emperor as a diplomat, he will definitely consider diplomatic factors and will pardon you." Cupid is also a kind angel, and foreign elders like to play redemption, so he is always moved.

Xuannu added: "There are also many immortals in the heavenly court who have been co-opted by wicked people, they can do it, it doesn't make sense that you can't, don't give up on yourself."

"Really...... Really?" Xu Luo seemed to be incredulous when he heard this, and his voice trembled.

In fact, he is already secretly transmitting the word to the god of windfall.

It's time for him to put on a show.

"Really." Xuannu smiled, feeling that this scene was infinitely beautiful, although the origin of all this was a lie, but she turned the lie into a truth, and really influenced this demon, which is also a beautiful thing.

It's going to be a fun anecdote.

She thought to herself.

"Thank you...... Thank you......" Xu Luo was so excited that he was incoherent, sniffed, and wiped away his non-existent tears: "That's why it's ...... That's why I was really influenced and wanted to be a good person."

Because it's so cool to be mixed in the good guys, only one of you is the bad guy, so you can take off on the spot!

After receiving the order, the god of windfall wealth said, "I do have an idea, if the Jade Emperor asks, Xuannu and Cupid may as well say that you have been influenced by Xu Luo's kindness, so you would rather stay in the world and not return to heaven than make a move against him, at this time, if I show those to the Jade Emperor, I will definitely be able to impress him."

These words also apply to Guanyin Bodhisattva, which is Xu Luo's purpose

, to make Guanyin believe that he is a good person, he will naturally take him back to Heaven to see the Jade Emperor.

When the time comes, with Guanyin to help him endorse, won't he have a chance to become a civil servant in the Heavenly Court? Isn't it possible to do whatever you want under the guise of benefiting the world?

"Yes, just do what the God of Wealth says." Xuannu nodded, agreeing with the proposal.

"Thank you, thank you so much, you touched me so much." Xu Luo thanked him again and again, then took a deep breath and said, "I am full of strength now, and I can't wait to kill the demons!"

After speaking, he picked up the notebook and picked up the business.

Demon Destroying Guardian Dao still has to continue to do, if you don't accumulate enough materials, what will you use to impress Guanyin?

"That's it, call him, and we'll be over early tomorrow morning." Xu Luo pointed to a name.

This person's surname is Chen, his home is haunted, and he claims to hear the sound of domestic violence every night, a man beating a woman, but he can't see anyone at all.

Frightened, their family has already moved out.

Whether it is a person or a ghost, as long as it is domestic violence, Xu Luo cannot accept it, and this evil ghost must be eliminated.

If the ghost wife is beautiful, she will raise it herself.

With great power comes great responsibility.

Is it reasonable for a successful person like him not to soak up a few girls and share some responsibilities for ordinary people?

"Okay boss." Xuannu smiled sweetly.

………………

In the evening, there is nothing to do.

Xu Luo suddenly thought of going to play with Leon. ….

Leon was the only one who matched his brain waves.

Chongguang Psychiatric Hospital.

This mental hospital is amazing, it is close to zero in terms of security, and when Xu Luo entered, he even saw a security guard standing in the corridor and falling asleep.

That's right, just sleep standing up.

"Let me tell you, the day before yesterday, the big foreign director called me and asked me how to shoot Jurassic......

"The Jade Emperor also asked me to go to Red Romance to soak my feet."

"I'm telling the truth."

"What I said is true!"

Shuttling through the corridor, Xu Luo seemed to have walked into another world, where people were either talking to themselves or talking in groups, looking not mentally ill at all, more normal than normal people.

"Hello, who are you looking for?" Just as Xu Luo was immersed in the ticketless tour, a tall woman in a white coat walked over.

Xu Luo glanced at him, Xiaoxian.

Which movie is this again?

The female doctor put one hand in her white coat, and the other hand stretched out and smiled, "My name is Gigi, and I am the doctor here, are you here to visit the patient?"

"I'm looking for Leon, I'm his friend." Xu Luo didn't think of this role and shook her hand.

"Leon has friends, too?" Gigi looked at him differently, then added, "I almost forgot, counting you, he now has two friends."

"Huh?" Xu Luo raised his eyebrows, there are still people in this world who can be friends with Leon besides himself.

"Come with me." Gigi smiled slightly, put her hands in her white coat, and turned around to lead Xu Luo.

Entering a room, there are many mentally ill people in it, but only two people are the most conspicuous, one is Leon with trench coat skin, and the other is "Uncle Nine?"

Xu Luo stared at the person beside Leon in shock.

Then I knew that this person was not Uncle Jiu, because this person was holding his sideburns, which was obviously the head shape of a Taoist priest.

"This son, you have recognized the wrong person, poor road number grass house." The grass house layman made a joke.

Grass House Layman!

Xu Luo suddenly remembered that Gigi was the character in Uncle Jiu's movie "Heaven and Earth Xuanmen".

"Heaven and Earth Xuanmen" tells the story of the Ming Dynasty during the filial piety period, the evil Fusang ghost king was troubled in the land of China, and saw that the beauty of the heavenly immortals forced her to marry as a concubine. Caolu monks and apprentices passed by, and when they saw this, they were upset, so they fought with the ghost king, and were accidentally injured, and Shi Shi was killed

The ghost king was taken captive.

Ma Shangfeng, the imperial court general who was ordered to hunt ghosts, cooperated with Caolu and vowed to destroy the ghost king with all his might. The two sides devoted their life's work to an earth-shattering vicious battle, and the Xuanmen of Heaven and Earth was also opened, and the grass house monks and disciples of the turtle, Ma Shangfeng, and the ghost king were all sucked up by the eye of heaven and crossed to Hong Kong Island. The grass monk meets Gigi, a female doctor who resembles Shi Shi, in a mental hospital......

Xu Luo remembered that the Fusang Ghost King seemed to be in the church now, and he would kill him another day.

As long as it's with Fuso, it's damned.

Saorui, I almost forgot, except for the teachers.

Amnesty is granted.

"My friend, I'll introduce you." Leon got up with his arm around the grass layman's shoulder, and then with a click, a gun fell from his body. ….

In an instant, everyone looked at him.

"Oh." Leon bent down and picked it up lightly, and said with a smile: "As a psychopath, I am insecure, and it must be reasonable to carry a pistol with me."

As he spoke, he looked around asking for everyone's opinions.

Everyone nodded again and again: Uh-huh.

Reasonable, after all, you are mentally ill, *** It is not illegal to beat people to death, who dares to say that you are unreasonable.

"Can this gun kill?" The grass house monk has just crossed over, and he doesn't know modern weapons, and he doesn't have a gun head, so he has no lethality at all.

"You think it's fake?" Leon is a crazy critic, and he doesn't hesitate to pull the trigger in the air.

"Bang!"

"Ah! There's a gun! Run!"

The other patients in the room were scared.

"Mental illness is also scary." Xu Luo said in surprise.

A fat man with instant noodles shouted angrily, "We're just mentally ill, not stupid!"

"Sauri." Xu Luo apologized for this.

"Leon! Put the gun down now!" Gigi shouted emotionally, afraid that Leon would kill someone.

She's crazy, where did this guy get the gun?

Leon is the biggest headache for her, because this guy can always pull out a lot of weird things.

And never know where he's hiding.

"Don't be afraid, Doctor Huang, I'm just showing him." Compared to Gigi's excitement, Leon calmly comforted her and put away the gun.

Gigi wiped the beads of sweat from her forehead and said, "Leon, give me the gun, it's too dangerous for you to hold it."

A psychopath with a gun.

It's scary to think about.

"It's dangerous for you to hold it, girls can't play with guns, they have to play soft, you can play hard by yourself." Leon said with a shrug.

Gigi's face flushed: "Phew! It's nasty!"

After saying that, she turned around and went out in a huff, she called the police, and she had to put away Leon's gun.

"Since ancient times, lewd things have been done by upper-class people, but I didn't expect that I was also an upper-class person." Leon took out a mirror and looked at himself and sighed.

"How can you two play together?" Xu Luo stepped forward and asked, pointing to the grass house.

Leon leaned over to Xu Luo's ear and said mysteriously, "I whispered to you, he was really mentally ill, he said he crossed over, you said it's funny, and then I told him that I too, he actually really believed it, hahahaha......

"But he's really crossed over."

"Huh?" Leon's laughter stopped abruptly, because he still believed what Xu Luo said.

So he turned his head to look at the grass house monk and asked with a shocked expression, "Are you really from the Ming Dynasty?"

"yes, didn't you believe what I said?" The grass house monk asked in surprise.

Leon shrugged his shoulders when he heard this, and said confidently, "Nonsense, you're mentally ill,

If I don't believe me, what if you cut me with a knife? Of course, I have to choose Xin, anyway, I have no loss, and there is another person next door to us who says that he is from outer space."

Cottage Monk: "............"

I've always treated you as a friend.

And you've been making a fool of me?

Xu Luo looked at the Caolu monk: "If I'm not mistaken, Your Excellency is from the Ming Dynasty."

"Can this be used to see too?" Leon was stunned.

Is this the same principle as archaeology?

At a glance, you can tell what dynasty it is.

He leaned over to the grass and sniffed, "This smell looks like it was from last week, not like it was from the Ming Dynasty."

The corners of Xu Luo's mouth tugged and pushed him aside.

The grass house monk was very excited, and finally there was a second person who believed that he had crossed over, and he saw the hope of being discharged from the hospital: "How did Childe see it?"

"Heaven must not be revealed." Xu Luo pretended to smile mysteriously, could it be that I have watched your film?

"Might~might~"

By this time, sirens were already sounding outside.

The speed of police dispatch on Hong Kong Island is still quite fast.

used to be a brother, Xu Luo was very pleased with this.

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