"Listen to the people inside, you have been surrounded by us, immediately lay down your weapons and come out and surrender!"

A good-looking female inspector with a police uniform on top and a police skirt on the bottom shouted at Leon in the house.

"Sir, he's just holding a gun, not breaking the law with a gun." Meng Chao next to him reminded him.

Kim McKee on the other side said, "Yes, sir, it's easy for him to panic when you shout like this. ”

"Less nonsense, are you chiefs, or am I chiefs? You also know that he is mentally ill, and mentally ill guns are more dangerous than robbers! Si Fani raised her eyebrows and glared at the two of them angrily.

Jin McKee and Meng Chao stopped talking for a while.

Sir is the biggest.

Visually, it's at least a C-segment car.

"Isn't it just a gun, what are so many people doing here, my father didn't pay so much attention to me!"

And at this moment, Leon dangled with a gun in his hand and walked out with a breezy face.

"Stop! Don't come! Hold it! ”

Sfanie warned nervously and loudly.

The other police officers also sweated.

After all, who knows if he will get sick and shoot.

It's not illegal to kill someone with mental illness.

"Master Xu, you're here too!" Meng Chao saw Xu Luo who came out behind Leon at a glance.

Suddenly I didn't worry at all.

With Master Xu here, there will be no accidents.

"You're here." Xu Luo smiled at him, and then said, "Tell your sir, don't be nervous, Leon usually doesn't kill people." ”

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, so he would really kill someone? Or did you really kill someone?

"Put the gun down immediately." Sfanie ignored Xu Luo's words, because she didn't know Xu Luo.

"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, I still have something to do, so I'll fly away first." Leon said, taking out the newspaper and folding it into a flying machine in front of everyone's eyes.

Sfanie looked at Gigi next to her in confusion.

"He's sick." Gigi replied.

Si Fani suddenly became even more nervous, and the hand holding the gun stretched out to sweat, reminding: "The mission target is sick, everyone be careful, don't stimulate him at this time, let people give him a shot to calm down......"

Her voice stopped abruptly as Leon put the flying machine on his head and flew straight in place.

It flew away like a helicopter.

In an instant, everyone in the audience was dumbfounded.

What the is this...... In the river?

At the same time, Xu Luo and the grass house monk also flew away.

The three of them disappeared after a break.

The audience was terriblely quiet, and the pins could be heard.

Sfanie stared blankly, and it took a while to come back to her senses and look at Gigi: "Doctor, please help me register, I think I need to be treated." ”

It can really fly.

Then he's certainly not a psychopath.

In this case, the one who is sick must be himself.

"But now I feel like I need treatment." Gigi replied dumbfounded.

Seeing this, Meng Chao comforted: "Sir, you don't have to be like this, it's normal for people to fly." ”

Xu Luo has lived for more than 100 years.

Evolve what's wrong.

"It seems ......" Sfanie looked at him for a moment of silence before she said, "You're sicker." ”

It's all started talking nonsense.

Meng Chao: "..............."

"Anyway, why don't you fly with the help of foreign objects, it's not logical." Leon, who was flying three times in the sky, looked at the grass house monk and asked.

He didn't know there was such a thing as cultivation yet.

After all, in his opinion, cultivation is feudal superstition and unscientific, and plastic wrap catching ghosts can be explained by scientific principles, but cultivation cannot.

The grass house monk was even more speechless: "You are even more inconsistent with the so-called logic, why can you fly with an ordinary piece of paper on your head!" ”

Why can he fly without cultivating?

"I'm an ordinary person, of course, only ordinary paper, isn't that very logical?" Leon asked in surprise, not understanding what was wrong.

But the grass house monk didn't want to deal with him anymore.

Flying in the air, overlooking the colorful night view of the city below, the grass house monk was shocked: "I didn't expect the world to be like this in a few hundred years, how did it happen, won't the house be ruined?" ”

"You can go to a class to study architecture and understand the problem." Leon made a suggestion.

Soon the trio landed at the ghost hunting store.

"Boss, this old man is ......" The god of windfall dropped the magazine in his hand and looked at the grass house suspiciously.

"Poor grass house." Caolu made a joke.

The god of windfall arched his hand: "Under the god of wealth." ”

"Your Excellency is jeweled, unspeakably expensive, it is appropriate to take the God of Wealth as a nickname, and if you have time to worship the God of Wealth, you will be blessed with more gold and silver." Caolu carefully glanced at the god of windfall up and down, and felt that there was really only the wrong name, not the wrong nickname.

"I am the God of Wealth!" The god of windfall has been transformed into a statue of the god of wealth wearing official robes and holding ingots.

Leon's eyes widened: "Wow! ”

It turns out that this guy is a fairy, what a hanging.

No wonder it's not a ghost, but it can teleport.

However, he felt that Xu Luo was even more hanging.

Others are dedicated to the God of Wealth.

And he directly brought the God of Wealth to his home.

"This ......" Caolu looked at the windfall God in shock, his beard was cocked, and he turned his head to look at Xu Luo for confirmation in half a shock: "Xu Daoyou, he ......"

"Hmm." Xu Luo nodded.

Caolu suddenly gasped, and then hurriedly bowed down and apologized: "I never thought that it was really the God of Wealth in person, Xiaodao Caolu has eyes and no beads, and I don't know the true God, and I hope that the God of Wealth will not blame." ”

He felt that his recent experience was too amazing.

Originally, it was just catching ghosts, but inexplicably came hundreds of years later, and I saw the real immortals.

Could it be that this is his own immortal fate?

"He who does not know is not guilty, get up." After many days, the god of windfall has found a little bit of immortal majesty.

"Thank you, God of Wealth." After the Caolu monk got up, he asked again: "Don't hide it from the God of Wealth, Xiaodao has been cultivating for a hundred years, I don't know if there is a chance to become an immortal?" ”

"Heaven must not be divulged." Where does the god of windfall know if he can become an immortal, and said casually.

The grass house monk immediately didn't dare to ask again.

Seeing that the two of them were finished, Xu Luo got down to business: "Come with me and kill a ghost king." ”

"Yes, boss." The god of windfall has a well-behaved face.

Caolu was secretly shocked when he saw this scene, he actually wanted to respect Xu Luo, what is the origin of this Xu Gongzi, it is really hidden in the city.

Calling the God of Windfall, Xu Luo and the others came to a church not far from Chongguang Mental Hospital.

It was late at night, but the church was still brightly lit and a group of priests were cleaning.

"Who do you say those two weirdos are?"

"I think it may be actors, they are wearing armor and sideburns, and they should be filming."

"Look at them crazy, where do they look like actors, I look more like two psychopaths."

The priest chatted while cleaning, and the neurology in their mouths was none other than the disciple of the grass house, Xi Gui, and the military general Ma Shangfeng, and the two crossed to this church and locked themselves in a small room.

"How can you speak ill of people behind your back?" The priest walked out of a small door and said in a deep voice: "Be a man and be open, face to face. ”

Everyone: "............"

Is it still bad to say to your face?

That's called a cheap mouth.

At this moment, Xu Luo and the others walked in.

"Guys, pray to come back tomorrow morning, God also rests, now the world is implementing an eight-hour workday." The priest stepped forward and said.

"Let God work overtime." The god of windfall took out a few big golden calves and auctioned them to the priest: "Overtime pay." ”

"This ......" the priest hesitated with the money, then put away the money and smiled: "God is great and merciful, presumably he is also willing to sacrifice his rest time to point the way to the lost lamb, please come to the prayer room with me, it is VIP." ”

In these days, everything is a business, there are VIPs everywhere, and not everyone is equal even before God.

"Gongzi Xu, is the Fusang Ghost King hiding here?" The grass house monk asked, looking around.

"Eh, this benevolent brother, we don't have a ghost king here, only a merciful lord!" The priest walked up to the grass house, looked at his hairstyle and suddenly realized: "Taoist priest, my companion is an enemy, come to pour dirty water on us, you are really shameless." ”

He thought he had met a kicker.

"Master! Is that you, Master? The tortoise in the cubicle asked when he heard the sound of talk outside.

"Turtle!" The grass house monk didn't have time to talk to the priest now, so he hurriedly ran over when he heard the sound, and replied through the door: "It's me, is Ma Shangfeng with you?" ”

The next second, the door opened, and the turtle pounced out and hugged the grass and cried: "Wow! Master, I finally see you again, I'm so scared, it's so scary here. ”

"Yes, yes!" Ma Shangfeng, who is tall and big, also looks like a baby, hugging the grass and coquettish.

He has the face of Cheng Kuian.

"Huh~Disgusting." Leon was so shocked by this scene that he almost threw up his meal overnight.

"Oh, so you're in this group!" The priest shook his finger and pointed at them, and his face changed sharply and asked, "Say! What the hell are you trying to do? ”

"We're here to help you catch ghosts." Xu Luo glanced at the God of Windfall, and the God of Windfall took out the camera.

The priest looked up and laughed as if he had heard some joke: "This is the Lord's house, the Lord's territory, what demons and monsters dare to come in?" ”

Leon subconsciously turned his head to look at Xu Luo.

Didn't he just come in?

It seems that God is really unreliable.

In the future, I still have to worship the local gods.

"Then you see, your God has been violated by evil spirits." Xu Luo's voice fell, and he stretched out his hand to grab the giant cross at the top, and then the Fusang Ghost King screamed and was forcibly pulled out by him.

The Fuso Ghost King had already been wounded when he came, so he hid in the cross to heal.

"Ahhhh Yaga! Let go of this king! ”

The hideous-faced Fusang ghost king hissed and roared filial piety.

Earning a church has become gloomy.

"Devil! O devil! The priest, who had just been dismissive, was so frightened that he fell to the ground, trembling with his cross.

The other pastors were so frightened that they drilled under the table.

"Fuso Ghost King! You have done a lot of evil and killed countless people, and today I Xu Luo will get rid of you for the way of heaven! Xu Luo shouted righteously.

The Fusang Ghost King had a terrible face, and shouted in pain: "Damn it! You're just a zombie too! ”

A zombie shouts to kill the ghost and do the right thing for heaven.

You're sitting with a fucking crooked ass! You necrophile!

"Birth is not a reason for people to fall, it is precisely because I am a zombie, but I am dedicated to goodness, that it is even more valuable." Xu Luo felt that if he wanted to evaluate the top ten people who moved the Heavenly Court, he would definitely be one.

The Fusang Ghost King scolded the neuropathy in his heart, but he said again and again: "Don't kill me, I can also be good, I can also be a good person......

"Nope! You can't! I can see at a glance that your nature is unshakable! Xu Luo's voice fell, in case of change, he casually crushed the remnant soul of the Fusang Ghost King.

If you are a good person, then what am I?

Only by killing you can I prove that I am a good person.

The priest breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this scene, holding the cross and muttering, "Thank you, Lord......"

"It has something to do with your Lord, and it wasn't your Lord who saved you, it's us, so you should thank us." Leon turned his head to look at him and corrected.

The priest was stunned for a moment, and then quickly changed his words: "Thank you Lord for guiding them to save me......"

Leon: "............"

You have a deep affection for your Lord, don't you?

"Lao Tzu smashes your lord!" He couldn't bear it anymore, and rode on the priest to give an out.

"Ahh Lord save me! Help me! Host! ”

The priest curled up and cried out to the Lord for help.

But his Lord did not reply to him.

The thin turtle hid beside the grass house, pointed at Xu Luo and asked, "Master, who is that person, he looks so powerful, the Fusang Ghost King was pinched to death by him." ”

They tried their best to deal with the Fusang Ghost King, and they all failed in the end, but Xu Luo easily destroyed the other party, and the gap was too big.

"A very powerful ...... Corpse. Caolu suddenly remembered that the Fusang Ghost King had just said that Xu Luo was a zombie, but he didn't feel afraid, because as Xu Luo said, it is more valuable to get out of the mud and not be stained.

The god of windfall stepped forward to stop Leon: "You're almost done, my boss has the virtue of a good life." ”

"Understand, understand, there are not many people as kind as Brother Xu." Leon said admiringly.

As soon as he retreated, the god of windfall bent down and grabbed the priest by the collar and lifted him up, threatening with a fierce look in his eyes: "My boss saved your life, and this church will not worship his statue too much in the future, right?" ”

What's wrong with God, God can't control the East.

It is not enough for him, Xuannu, and Cupid to say that Guanyin and the Jade Emperor have to see that Xu Luo has won the hearts of the people in the world, and someone takes the initiative to worship him.

Is it appropriate for such a person not to be incorporated as an immortal?

"Huh?" The priest was shocked when he heard this.

I didn't expect Xu Luo to grab land with God.

"Ah Cai, don't scare people." Xu Luo stepped forward and said to the priest with a pleasant face: "Don't listen to his nonsense, I never ask for anything in return for my good deeds." ”

"That's good, that's good." The priest smiled.

Xu Luo also smiled: "But you have to take the initiative to give." ”

How can anyone do good deeds and ask for something in return?

Isn't it all the other party's initiative to give?

If you don't want it, you are sensible; But if the other party doesn't take the initiative to give, the other party is not sensible.

The smile on the priest's face instantly froze, and he plucked up the courage to say, "Sir, you saved me, and I am grateful to you, but you can't change my faith!" ”

Heads can be broken, blood can be shed, and faith cannot be messed up!

"This is the first phase of the mission for my boss, and there will be more later, the more believers, the more funds." The god of windfall took out two thick stacks of bills.

The priest put away the money without changing his face, and said in a firm tone: "God, the old man is too tired, and it's time to be laid off and rest." ”

After all, God didn't give him money for his activities.

He just wants to make money under the guise of God.

Since you don't have to fight God in the future, you can get money, and more, so you need God to do the wool?

"The children can be taught." Xu Luo nodded.

He likes to make friends with such smart people.

The most annoying thing is that the oil and salt don't enter.

"Father, are we really going to turn our backs on the Lord and our faith?" After Xu Luo and the others left, all the priests under the table gathered around the priest.

"I know you are confused and confused, I will solve them for you one by one." The priest had a kind and kind glow on his face and began to give money to everyone.

Settled.

Reach a consensus.

Without the priest's instructions, everyone went to dismantle the cross with great enthusiasm and worship Master Xu in the future.

"God of Wealth, how can we go back to the Ming Dynasty?" Caolu asked, following the god of windfall.

This era is good, but there is no aura.

For a cultivator seeking immortals, without aura, it is like a fish without water.

No matter how good the shore is, the fish won't survive.

Ma Shangfeng stared at the women wearing small suspenders and short skirts on the street and smiled: "I like it here, you go back, I won't go back." ”

He felt like it was heaven.

Back to the Ming Dynasty, he was just a small military general who was not welcomed, so it was better to be an ordinary person here.

"Wait, I'll find someone to send you back when I return to Heaven another day." The god of windfall said casually.

He didn't have the ability to open the space-time portal.

At least it has to be Guanyin Niangniang to come.

Caolu hurriedly thanked: "Thank you God of Wealth." ”

"God of Wealth, that ...... To tell you the truth, I'm a big believer in your old man's family, can you give me some money to spend? Ma Shangfeng leaned over to the windfall God with a hippie smile and stretched out two fingers to rub together.

The god of windfall snorted: "This god of wealth is only popular in the new century, and you worshiped the god of wealth in that era, what does it have to do with my god of windfall?" ”

"That's because I don't know!" Ma Shangfeng slapped his thigh: "The windfall is good, I like to make a windfall the most, and I promise to worship you every day in the future." ”

"Take the flowers." The god of windfall turns money with his hands.

Ma Shangfeng was overjoyed: "Thank you God of Wealth." ”

"God of Wealth!" The turtle's eyes lit up, and he quickly licked his face and leaned up.

"Come back! What kind of system does it become! Caolu scolded with a dark face.

The turtle reluctantly retreated.

Caolu was neither humble nor arrogant, and calmly bowed to the God of Windfall and said, "Lord God of Wealth, I am also your believer, can you give me some money?"

He wanted to buy more modern products to bring back to the Ming Dynasty.

"Leon, a few of them will be handed over to you to take care of in the past few days." Xu Luo said to Leon.

Leon agreed: "Of course it's no problem, there are many beds in Chongguang Psychiatric Hospital, and with my acquaintance to introduce you, all costs are discounted." ”

"Thank you then." Ma Shangfeng said with a smile.

"You're welcome, we're all friends."

In fact, Lyon has an introduction fee.

Pull a man's head for five hundred pieces.

Everyone came all the way to Chongguang Mental Hospital.

I happened to see Gigi and a young man with slightly curly hair arguing excitedly about something at the door.

"Gigi, I really can't live without you, Gigi, listen to my explanation! gigi！ The young man was agitated and grabbed Gigi's shoulders with both hands to prevent her from leaving.

"You've hurt me! Let me go! We've all broken up! Gigi frowned and struggled.

Xu Luo shouted: "Hey, let her go." ”

Let me.

"Who are you! Less nosy, get out! The man turned his head to look at Xu Luo and scolded, his emotions looked unstable, and his eyes were a little crazy.

Yo, isn't this a yellow dog.

After seeing this guy's face, Xu Luo turned his head and said to the God of Windfall: "Turn him into a yellow dog, if it's a milk dog, lest he go out and bite people." ”

The god of windfall pointed out.

The young man suddenly turned into a little yellow dog.

"Ahh Gigi was taken aback when she saw this.

"Wow! Woohoo Woo! The little yellow dog on the ground grinned at Xu Luo and kept barking.

The eyes were full of horror and disbelief.

I really became a dog!

"Don't be afraid, he won't be able to harass you again." Xu Luo walked over and hugged Gigi, and said in front of the yellow dog, "I'll harass you in the future." ”

"Woohoo!" The yellow dog howled and pounced on Xu Luo, Xu Luo kicked him out with a kick, and said to the god of windfall: "Put on a chain, go back to the door to watch the door, and you won't have to pour the leftovers in the future." ”

"Woo woo, woo woo~"

The yellow dog ran to Xu Luo in horror and begged for mercy.

Xu Luo smiled and said, "You are a good person, if you have to be a dog, I will fulfill you." ”

The windfall took out a chain and put the dog on it.

"I'll find you to sleep when I'm free." Xu Luo kissed Gigi on the face, and then led the dog away.

The yellow dog was reluctant to go, but Xu Luoke didn't care whether he walked or not, so he was forcibly dragged on the ground and walked.

It could be that Jill couldn't stand it on the ground.

After dragging for a few hundred meters, the yellow dog finally stood up and followed, and the little tail wagged back and forth.

Gigi stood in place in a daze, and didn't react until Xu Luo walked away, looked at Leon next to him and asked, "I...... Did my ex-boyfriend really turn into a dog? ”

She also suspected that she was hallucinating.

"It's not." Leon shook his head.

Gigi breathed a sigh of relief, and she said......

Then Leon continued: "He's not a dog, he's just a real thing." ”

Gigi's boyfriend, he knows, a real psychopath, very extreme, often punches and kicks Gigi for a little thing, and after the beating, he hurts himself to win sympathy and apologize, this kind of person is terrifying.

Gigi broke up several times without success.

Now it's a dog, and he's happy to see it happen.

"What the hell is going on?" Gigi scratched at her messy hair a little frantically, whether she was abnormal, or if the world was abnormal.

She was confused.

The world is crazy!