[37] He Yushui's sigh, it would be nice if Uncle Yi were my father!!
It was a wonderful night, and it was also a night that left an old man with a lot of memories.
At five o'clock the next morning, after the first uncle hurriedly sorted out his clothes and picked up Xu Damao and put him on their bed, he hurriedly left Xu Damao's house and went back to his own home.
After returning home, Uncle Yi was holding toiletries and preparing to wash, while muttering with palpitations; "Damn, I almost had a big accident, but fortunately I have the habit of getting up early, otherwise I would have died today..."
"Uncle Yi, why did you only come back now, by the way, why didn't you stop Xu Damao a little bit when you drank at Xu Damao's side last night, his daughter-in-law was beaten by him and cried out for pain and ......." Before the master finished muttering, there was a sound on the kang that made him startled, and the owner of the voice was He Yushui.
After being taken aback by He Yushui, Uncle Yi looked at her there and said angrily; "You girl, you don't know that people are scared to death, and didn't I let you go home last night, why are you still here??"
"My brother and they didn't stop being too noisy last night, so I was reading a book on your side, I originally wanted to wait for you to come back and I would go back, who knew you didn't come back in one night."
After casually replying to the first uncle, He Yushui asked the first uncle; "Uncle Yi, you haven't answered my question yet, why didn't you last night..."
"Give you five yuan, don't tell your uncle about me sleeping under the table when I was drunk at Xu Damao's house, and if someone else talks about it, you can just say you don't know...... knew that He Yushui liked money, so after making up a situation that made him embarrassed, he directly took five yuan to block her mouth.
Hearing that the first uncle was drunk under the table by Xu Damao, He Yushui immediately covered his mouth and giggled; "Giggles, Uncle Yi, your alcohol consumption is so bad, you were put down by Xu Damao, but Uncle Yi, you can give me one dollar as pocket money, you give five yuan too much, then I will easily become extravagant."
"Okay, anyway, don't tell me about your uncle, I can't drink Xu Damao." After changing the money from five yuan to one for He Yushui, Uncle Yi went out directly to wash.
After washing, Uncle Yi brought a few eggs and some noodles for He Yushui to make noodles to eat.
And he himself started his daily workout there, a hundred push-ups, a hundred sit-ups, two hundred squats, twenty minutes of planks.
And just when the first uncle finished training, Xu Damao came over with the first uncle's plate; "Uncle Yi, didn't you drink happily last night, by the way, when did you come back last night?"
"When can I come back, I see that the time is almost up, I will come back at eleven o'clock, but the wine you brought back is a little strong, I fell asleep outside the door before I got home, or the rain woke me up just now." In the face of Xu Damao's inquiry, Uncle Yi directly said nonsense.
Although I don't know why Uncle Yi lied, He Yushui still cooperated there; "Yes, I called Uncle Yi, I thought something was wrong with him at the time, and when I got closer, I smelled a lot of alcohol, and I knew that he was drunk."
"That wine must be powerful, a bottle is worth dozens of dollars, and we will drink a few more glasses when the master turns around, hahaha."
After happily replying to the uncle, Xu Damao handed the remaining roast duck to He Yushuidao, who was cooking noodles; "Rain, there is still a lot of roast duck meat here, you can take it and eat it together."
"You don't give me candy to eat when you get married, Xu Damao, you really have enough to lock the door!!" After reaching out and taking the duck meat and pouring it into the pot to cook the noodles, He Yushui immediately despised Xu Damao and slammed the door.
Hearing He Yushui's words, Xu Damao directly and generously took out a dollar from his pocket and handed it to her; "I won't give it to others, I'll give you a dollar and you can buy it yourself, but you can't tell the story of an uncle getting drunk and sleeping at the door, this will damage the majesty of an uncle."
"Okay, for your sake, I'll rot this thing in my stomach." After reaching out and taking the money and stuffing it into his pocket, He Yushui immediately smiled there and said that he would keep it secret.
After hearing He Yushui say that he would keep it secret, Xu Damao, who was still a little dizzy at this time, directly said goodbye to the first uncle and went home; "Uncle Yi, I'm also a little dizzy, so I'll go home first, thank you for yesterday's wedding banquet."
"Okay, you go back and rest, I'll go to work after a break, it's hard for me to take a leave of absence from an eighth-level fitter in the factory."
After waving his hand to send Xu Damao away, the first uncle closed the door and explained to He Yushui; "Sleeping outside the door is more face-saving than sleeping in their house, and they fought like you said last night, if I were to be known by him that I slept under his table last night, then Xu Damao and Xu Damao would be very embarrassed, so remember that I slept at the door when I was drunk last night, do you know."
"I know, I know, Xu Damao spent a dollar to buy me a secret, so don't worry, I won't tell anyone about it, but Uncle Yi, you have to be my experiment, let me practice massage techniques." After telling Uncle Yi that he would keep it a secret, He Yushui asked him to massage him again.
"Your massage is not very serious, but it's not impossible for an uncle to give you an experiment, but you can't be known by others, otherwise you and I will have to lose the evening as an uncle..." knew that He Yushui was threatening himself, so the master who was caught in the handle could only compromise helplessly.
After seeing that the first uncle agreed to be his own experiment, He Yushui directly packed the noodles and called him for breakfast; "Okay, that's it, my noodles are ready, let's try the noodles I made."
"You're eggs, vegetables, roast duck, a hodgepodge, but it tastes good." After taking the noodles and evaluating a few words, Uncle Yi took the noodles to the table to eat.
After sitting down opposite the first uncle with the noodles, He Yushui was eating the noodles beautifully, and asked the first uncle with an expectant face; "It's a hodgepodge or a hodgepodge, it's good to be delicious, but the roast duck you made is really delicious, it's okay for you to make me a separate one next time, I want to have a good time eating it at one time."
"I'll pay my salary in half a month, and when I pay my salary, I'll buy a duck and come back to make roast duck for you." Hearing He Yushui's words, he remembered that this girl was about to have a birthday, so Uncle Yi nodded directly and agreed to her.
Hearing the consent of the uncle, He Yushui immediately smiled happily; "Uncle Yi, you are so good, better than my father to me, I sometimes wonder if you are my father."
"Although Uncle Yi is not your father, Uncle Yi will protect you like your father, be good to you, watch you grow up, and prepare a dowry for you and send you to get married."
In the face of He Yushui, who has not yet been determined at this time, the first uncle who has never had a child in his two lives is very loving, and at the same time he is willing to take care of her growing up and prepare a dowry for her, after all, who is not happy to pick up such a big daughter for nothing.