【123】When a boy goes out, he must protect himself!!

I didn't know that I was being remembered.

So after an uncle ate a small stove in the steel factory after work, he went back to the courtyard directly from the trail carrying 30 catties of stick noodles, a jar of more than 30 salted duck eggs, and a large bundle of vegetables.

After returning to the courtyard and sending these things to the middle courtyard to the first aunt, the first uncle first hugged Xiaodang and Xiaoyu to tease them for a while.

Later, after they were taken out for a walk by an aunt, Uncle Yi pushed the bicycle back to the backyard alone.

It's just that as soon as he returned to the backyard, Uncle Yi didn't even have time to wash his hands or anything, and he ushered in Yu Li and Yan Jiecheng, two big guests.

Seeing Yan Jiecheng, who was rarely from home, Uncle Yi immediately asked with a puzzled face; "Rare guest, what kind of wind is this blowing us into the backyard??"

After smiling and waving his hand to the first uncle and walking around the house, Yan Xie set up a horse and fell in love with the bacon and dried fish hanging in the corner of the uncle's wall; "That uncle, you serve the food, I serve the wine, and then we will have a drink with you??"

"Pull it down, you, just your instigation like your Lao Tzu, if I promise you, you will have to take the bulk wine mixed with water and put it in the wine bottle like your Lao Tzu and then use it to fool me."

After angrily replying to Yan Xie into a few words, Uncle Yi looked directly at Yu Li and asked; "This guy is like his old man to say a word and dig eight pits, it's too hard to talk to him, Yu Li or you come here, what do you want to do here??"

"Uncle Yi, we went to the hospital today for a check-up, and then it was found that I have a physique that is more difficult to get pregnant, but the doctor said that if you work harder, you can still have a child."

After bowing her head and replying to a few words, Yu Li said there again; "It's just that the inspection has spent all the money that our husband and wife have, and then we have no food because we came back late, so we want to come to you to find something to eat."

"I'll just say that it's hard for you to talk to this kid, isn't it easy for you to talk to Yu Li like this?"

After listening to Yu Li's words, Uncle Yi first opened his mouth and said a few words, and then he went to the rice jar and took out half a bag of stick noodles and took a piece of bacon from the wall and handed it to Yu Li and said; "I'll go out later, so you can make your own food and eat, just remember to clean up for me after eating."

"Okay, thank you, uncle."

After happily saying hello to Uncle Yi, Yu Li immediately took the stick noodles and noodles to make a nest, while Yan Jiecheng went to wash the bacon and cabbage.

"Just come once in a while, don't come every day, the current food is rationed, and you will not be able to bear it if you come every day." After casually replying to Yu Li and them, Uncle Yi changed his coat, put on a hat, and then went out on a cart and walked towards the outside of the courtyard.

After walking out of the courtyard, Uncle Yi immediately chose the reverse route of the first aunt's return route, and took the alley path to Liu Lan's house.

It's still the same, after making sure that there is no one around, Uncle Yi took out the thirty catties of stick noodles, fifty catties of potatoes, thirty eggs, and a bundle of vegetables to their house and knocked on the door.

Hearing the knock on the door, Liu Lan immediately walked out of the house, and then quickly took all the things that the first uncle brought her into the house.

After taking the things, Liu Lan took Uncle Yi to the place last time, and then the two chatted for more than an hour and fought mosquitoes for more than an hour.

After fighting a lot of mosquitoes for the people, Liu Lan went back to her house sweating profusely, and Uncle Yi also followed closely behind riding a bicycle and holding a cigarette, and finally returned to the courtyard freely.

After Liu Lan returned home, her parents immediately looked at her with strange eyes, but after thinking that their family seemed to be the only way to eat enough, they chose not to say anything to hide the food and eat it slowly.

Unlike Liu Lan, who needed to endure strange stares, after returning to his home in the backyard of the courtyard, Uncle Yi directly rushed to the scene with a speechless face.

The reason is that when Yan Jiecheng was stir-frying, he unexpectedly found that there was a lot of good wine in the cabinet of an uncle's house, and even a bottle of Xifeng wine for several yuan, so he wanted to drink wine and didn't leave directly after eating Wowotou and fried bacon.

Facing Yan Jiecheng's scoundrel, Uncle Yi directly said to him angrily; "Not today, I've already drunk a lot of wine today, if you want to drink it, come over tomorrow, tomorrow someone else will give me some Moutai, and then I won't feel sorry for inviting you to drink Xifeng wine."

"Uncle Yi, just today, it's a big deal that we don't drink Xifeng wine, we can also drink those cheap wines." Originally, Yan Jiecheng also wanted to forget it, but as soon as he thought about what the doctor said to him, he immediately had a crooked idea.

Although he didn't know what Yan Jiecheng was going to do, it happened that because there was nothing to do, Uncle Yi pretended that he was entangled by Yan Jiecheng and had no choice before he came to drink with him.

"Okay, okay, I like to drink so much, just drink with you, how old is it, why do you still look like a child!

It's just that Uncle Yi is a little speechless that Yan Jiecheng not only asked him to drink with him, but also pulled Yu Li to drink with him.

Although he was quite speechless, in order to figure out what Yan Jiecheng was going to do, he still pretended to be drunk and went to bed early.

What made Uncle Yi a little speechless was that after he pretended to be drunk and went to bed to rest, Yan Jiecheng actually drunk Yu Li, and then even did something that almost made him jump out of bed.

And Yan Jiecheng, who didn't know that Uncle Yi was pretending to be drunk, after doing something ruthlessly to Li, he went out cautiously with a cup in the question mark in Uncle Yi's mind.

Because he was worried that Yan Jiecheng was going to frame himself.

So after the first uncle got the drunk Yu Li into the farm stones and put them away, and put away all the things that shouldn't be on the scene, he quietly left the house and went out to see what Yan Jiecheng was going to do.

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It's just that what made Uncle Yi confused was that Yan Jiecheng actually ambushed Liu Guangtian on the men's toilet.

He first put something on Liu Guangtian's neck, and then took him into the men's toilet, and soon after that, he ran home like a thief, and he didn't go to the backyard of the uncle.

And just when Uncle Yi wondered what Yan Jiecheng was doing.

Liu Guangtian pulled his pants with both hands and came out of the men's toilet with a painful face, and then he shouted for help; "Help, help, I've been robbed, everyone, come and save me!

Hearing Liu Guangtian's shout for help, Uncle Yi immediately became even more confused.

However, for the sake of safety, he quickly returned to the backyard from the roof, and then pretended to be confused and came out of the house to meet the second uncle; "Lao Liu, did your family shout for help in broad daylight just now, what's wrong with him??"

"I don't know what's wrong with him, he said he went out to the toilet, he hasn't come back for a long time, let's go out and have a look." saw that the first uncle was drunk, so the second uncle supported him and walked outside together.

After walking out, the first uncle, the second uncle, and the third master who arrived at the scene first were all speechless.

Because Liu Guangtian was not beaten and robbed, but seemed to be humiliated by someone for revenge....

And then because this matter is very embarrassing and can't be spread randomly, so the first uncle, the second uncle, and the third uncle finally chose to take Liu Guangtian, who walked the eight-character road, home as if this incident had not happened.