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As soon as Xiao Lei's words came out, the three Taoist priests in the hall were full of strange faces, they all peeked at Wu Daozi, their faces were full of ridicule, Wu Daozi was also full of red, and was about to scold Xiao Lei, but the old Taoist priest above laughed and said: "Wu Daozi, Wu Daozi, your nephew's temper will be the same as you were back then." ”

Without waiting for Xiao Lei to speak, the old Taoist priest waved his hand and said, "You all disperse." ”

At the sound of an order, the three Taoist priests immediately bowed down and retreated, and one of the short and fat Taoist priests also reached out and patted Xiao Lei on the shoulder, squinted his eyes and smiled: "Not bad, it is really a nephew taught by Wu Daozi, and he is not willing to suffer at all, even if it is a stone, he has to blow up two taels of oil and water, but he has the same surname as Wu Daozi." ”

Wu Daozi's face also turned red, and he glanced at Xiao Lei fiercely, but Xiao Lei ignored it at all and returned a roll of his eyes.

Wu Daozi was helpless and said in a low voice: "You are so self-conscious!"

After speaking, several people left the main hall one after another.

Xiao Lei peeked at him, as soon as the three Taoist priests came out of the hall, they took off their robes outside, all of them were in straight suits, and the fat man actually took out a mobile phone, as if he was talking to someone loudly. Everyone dispersed, leaving Xiao Lei and the old Taoist priest staring at each other in the main hall.

Xiao Lei glanced at the old Taoist priest above, coughed twice, and said loudly: "What do you want to do if you leave me alone?"

The old Taoist priest smiled and said, "You said that worshipping me as a teacher will benefit first, so let me ask you, what are the benefits for me to accept you as an apprentice?"

Xiao Lei immediately stopped talking, opened his mouth and was stunned for a while, before he forcibly argued: "Now you want to accept me as an apprentice, but it's not that I want to worship you as a teacher." ”

The old Taoist priest smiled and said: "You worship me as a teacher, you have learned the mysterious spells in my door, and from then on you will go to heaven and earth, and the world will be at your disposal, isn't it happy?"

Xiao Lei pouted: "Now you can take a plane to heaven, as long as you have money, where in the world can't you go? Even the White House of the President of the United States can spend money to buy tickets to visit." ”

The old Taoist priest laughed and said: "Learn my spells, you can prolong your life, I am two hundred years old this year, but I can't lose my teeth." In the future, if you cultivate the Fa, you will be able to do this!"

Xiao Lei was even more disdainful: "In life, what is important is to live happily! Even if you can only live for a few decades, as long as you live happily, it is better than doing nothing for hundreds of years!"

The old Taoist priest had a bit of a strange look on his face, and said: "Learn my spell, you can naturally have self-defense skills in the future, you are now a half-immortal body, if you meet someone with a strange heart, catch you back, take your ** as a furnace, and even use you to refine the pill, you can help the Daoji, if you meet a monster who has cultivated into a refinement, it will eat you in one bite." Aren't you afraid, don't you want to learn some spells?"

Xiao Lei nodded and said, "Say it earlier." Anything that goes to heaven and earth to prolong life is a false advertisement. I ask you, I worship you as a teacher, and you really teach me spells?"

"Of course!"

Xiao Lei grinned and said, "Then what can you teach me?"

The old Taoist priest pondered for a moment and said, "The magic in my sect is boundless, there are four exercises, and your uncle Wu Daozi and his three senior brothers have learned one of the four exercises. ”

After a pause, the old Taoist priest said slowly: "The first type, that is, what your uncle Wu Daozi learned, is to invite immortals to help Luan, feng shui physiognomy, Qimen Eight Techniques, after learning it, you will be able to penetrate the heavens and know your fate!

Xiao Lei immediately rolled his eyes and said: "I have studied with Wu Daozi for ten years, and I have learned what kind of fortune-telling things...... Don't learn!"

The old Taoist priest laughed and said, "Then I will teach you the exercises that my eldest apprentice has learned, he has learned the hundred schools of thought, the world's miscellaneous studies, and he has entered the Tao with reason! After learning it, you will be able to become a person in the world and be a superior person! Once you have attained the Tao in the future, you will also have the opportunity to ascend to immortality!"

Xiao Lei simply found a futon on the ground and sat down, and said with a smile: "What are the hundreds of schools of thought, do you think it is still ancient times? What is the use of learning those things? Now schools pay attention to quality education, and what they pay attention to is to learn mathematics, physics and chemistry, and they are not afraid to go all over the world! I study those hundred schools of thought, do you think that it is still a feudal dynasty, and you can go to the top exam? Hmm...... Don't learn!"

The old Taoist priest looked a little embarrassed, and said again: "Then I will teach you the exercises of my second apprentice, he learned to rest the grain and clear the grain, participate in meditation, and refine the five grains and turbidity in the body." After learning it, once you turn into a feather and ascend to immortality, you can also attain the Tao!"

Xiao Lei simply cocked Erlang's legs and said lazily: "What kind of meditation and meditation, do you still have to rest food and clear grains? If you want me to eat fasting and recite the Buddha, it is better to kill me. If you don't learn, you don't learn!"

The old Taoist priest gradually sweated on his forehead, gritted his teeth and said: "Okay! Then I call you and my three apprentices' exercises, he learned the technique of collecting yin and supplementing yang, and combining the techniques of double xiu, in addition to cultivating red lead, pharmacological needle stones, and refining pills! If you learn it, if you can refine an elixir in the future, you can also take it to increase the Dao Xing, and you will have the opportunity to ascend to immortal!"

Xiao Lei's eyes lit up immediately when he heard "Picking Yin and Supplementing Yang", and he couldn't help but say: "This exercise is a bit Mingtang, well, the third apprentice you are talking about, is that Humpty Dumpty?"

The old Taoist priest couldn't help but wipe his sweat, his face was full of embarrassment, and he smiled: "Not bad." ”

Xiao Lei restrained his naughty color, thought about it seriously for a few seconds, and sighed: "Alas, this exercise is somewhat interesting, but I have a headache when I hear what alchemy says, old Taoist, don't you know? According to scientific proof, any pill refined by ancient monks contains excessive lead! If you eat too much, you will become an idiot! Will you die...... Well, don't learn, don't learn!"

The old Taoist priest finally saw the anger between his eyebrows, and couldn't help but stand up, shouting: "Don't learn this, don't learn that! What do you want to learn?"

Xiao Lei finally showed a bit of his unique cunning expression on his face, his eyes lit up, and he grinned: "You said that you only have these four exercises in your door, it doesn't seem right? Let me ask you, that light spirit son, what kind of skills did he learn? I want to learn his cultivation techniques!"

It turned out that after meeting Qing Lingzi on the way up the mountain just now, Wu Daozi said that Qing Lingzi is powerful, and there are few opponents in the world, this cunning little scoundrel immediately paid attention, and at this moment he and the old Taoist priest went around for a long time, and finally said his ambition!

The old Taoist's face changed slightly, he looked at Xiao Lei a few times, and said in a deep voice: "The spell that Qinglingzi learned, that is the most profound thing in this sect, the so-called avenue is invisible, and he cultivates the invisible method! This method is profound and wonderful, it is the most profound method of becoming an immortal, after practicing it, the spell is extremely strong, and there is no opponent in the world, even if you meet an immortal in the heavenly realm, you can also win the battle! It's just that this method is too domineering, but it is to enter the Tao with martial arts! Wu Daozi and the four of them are not blessed enough, and their qualifications are insufficient, and they can't cultivate in this life." ”

"Ah, I understand!" Xiao Lei laughed and said, "It turns out that Wu Daozi and a few of them are cultivating liberal arts, and Qinglingzi is cultivating martial arts! ”

The old Taoist priest glanced at him and sneered: "The little guy is ignorant! Wu Daozi and the four of them pay attention to the exercises of the four of them, once they penetrate the heavenly machine, after ascending to immortal in the future, they will be infinitely created! And the practice of Qinglingzi is too murderous, if there is no powerful blessing and opportunity, it is very easy to enter the demon path!"