[184] went out to restore the household registration, and the three masters fainted!!
"As soon as I came back, I met you who took my little baby to steal chickens, and you still want a gift like this, and I didn't break your legs!
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Although he said disgusting words in his mouth, the first uncle finally took two mandarin oranges for the stick terrier; "Give me a good look after eating my mandarin, and next time I let me know that you stole something, I'll really break your leg and I'll tell you!
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"Uncle Yi, I won't steal other people's things in the future, I'll steal Silly Zhu's, Silly Zhu wants my mother to be his daughter-in-law, I don't want him to be my father, I want to take revenge on him!
After listening to Uncle Yi's words, the stick terrier immediately asked tentatively whether he could just steal the stupid pillar's things.
Papa~~~ After slapping directly on the head of the stick terrier, Uncle Yi said to him who hated iron and steel; "Whoever steals is stealing, I also broke your leg if I stole the stupid pillar, and is there a lack of you to eat at home, or are you wearing it, are you going to steal the three melons and two dates of the stupid pillar's house??"
"Ahem, cough~~ That Lao Yi, since Deputy Director Li said that you are dead, I want to let the children have enough to eat, so the food at home......."
Speaking of the fact that the stick terrier would go to Silly Zhu's house to steal something to eat, an aunt immediately said in embarrassment that it was caused by her lowering the family's food to the previous state.
Hearing Aunt Yi's words, Uncle Yi was stunned for a moment, and then he immediately said to her angrily; "Why are you old woman so disobedient, didn't I tell you to eat better, why did you live your life like before.
Didn't you take my salary of more than 4,000 for two years, plus more than 1,000 or 5,000 yuan in compensation, and the salary of more than 5,000 is not enough for us to live as a family. ”
Seeing that the first uncle seemed to be angry, the first aunt immediately said in that embarrassing way; "In the first two years, I did what you said, using the meat tickets at home to buy meat to eat, and occasionally going to the black market to buy some chickens and ducks to eat, at that time, the family's food expenses were more than 40 a month, and I spent more than 1,000 in two years.
Later, Deputy Director Li said that you are dead, and I am thinking about the four children and taking out a sum of money for Yushui to go to college, so I went to the bank with Huairu to deposit 3,500 yuan.
Then we haven't touched the money until now, and our family's current expenses are maintained by Huairu's salary and the old lady's subsidy. ”
"You're right to do things in such a planned way, I didn't have a very good temper just now, don't you mind."
After opening his mouth to apologize to an aunt, the first uncle looked at the stick terrier and said; "Terrier, if you want to be a child of an uncle's family, you should be obedient, study hard, and don't do petty theft.
Then you can tell Uncle Yi what you want to eat, and Uncle Yi will buy it for you, our family is not bad for money, if you don't want to be a child of Uncle Yi's family, then wait for you to make a profit... You get out!
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"Uncle Yi, I want to be your child, my grandmother doesn't want me anymore, my father doesn't want me anymore, my mother is very busy and has no time to take care of me, and I don't want to be a son ...... stupid pillar!
After listening to Uncle Yi's words, after thinking about it seriously, he finally chose to stay on Uncle Yi's side.
The reason why the stick terrier chose to stay on the side of Uncle Yi is very simple.
There was no bed for him on Jia Zhang's side, and he went to make a bunk on the floor, and Jia Dongxu didn't have a bed for him on his side, so he went back to make a bunk.
Only an uncle has his bed here and doesn't have to make a bunk, and the most important thing is that he cares more about his mother, three sisters and a younger brother are here.
The above is not the main reason, the main reason is that the food on Aunt Yi's side is better, better than Jia Zhang's and Jia Dongxu's, and this is also the only place where there will be no limit to his food.
The stick terrier went to Jia Zhang's side, no matter what Jia Zhang's and they ate, Jia Zhang's would always give him a bowl of stick noodles and two wowotou, and then let him eat at the door of his house.
Jia Dongxu didn't give him fixed food, but he only filled a little in a bowl and let him eat at the door.
The attitude of the two families towards him is that he can't starve to death.
An uncle who didn't know the current situation of the stick terrier, after listening to the choice of the stick terrier, looked at him there and said; "Okay, if you choose to stay here, then you will give me a good abide by my rules here, my rules here are very simple, don't raise idle food, so after you make a profit, you will be responsible for fetching water and washing dishes for me obediently."
"Okay, uncle, I will work obediently..... It's an uncle, I've killed this chicken, or we'll make chicken tonight, right?? After nodding his head to Uncle Yi, the stick terrier remembered the chicken he had just brought back.
Hearing the words of the stick terrier, the first uncle immediately looked at the first aunt and He Yushuidao; "You kill that chicken too, and then we eat braised chicken tonight, and the children are hungry to steal the chicken, but we can't let them continue to hold it......."
"Aunt Yi, you go to boil water, I'll go out and kill chickens."
Hearing Uncle Yi's words, He Yushui immediately took a kitchen knife, a small bowl, and the chicken that Xu Damao had just sent and went out to kill the chicken at the faucet.
"Okay, I'll go boil water, now that your uncle is back, he will make money, and you will be able to eat the same as before in the future, until you don't want to eat eggs and chicken." After smiling and saying a few words, an aunt went into the kitchen eating mandarin oranges, apparently going to boil water for He Yushui.
After seeing that Aunt Yi and He Yushui were busy with their work, Uncle Yi reached out and picked up the acacia flower and said to the old lady; "Old lady, you help me watch these little guys and don't let them run around, I'll go to the public security office and the neighborhood office to restore the household registration and get the ration ......back."
"Zhonghai, this orange is delicious, buy more next time, children love to eat it.... Go ahead, there are oranges to eat, they won't run around. After a few happy words of reply, the old lady continued to eat her oranges.
The old lady in the original play is skinny, needs crutches to walk, and hides in the backyard house all day long.
At this time, the old lady who has lived in an uncle's house for seven or eight years can not only walk like flying, but also don't do it at all, she is not as fat as Jia Zhang, but she is also similar to the first aunt, the second aunt, and the third aunt, a little fat.
"Okay, then I'll go..."
After saying a good word to the old lady, the first uncle walked outside with the acacia flower in his arms, and shouted to the aunt in the kitchen; "Wife, I'll go to the public security office to restore my household registration and come back before dinner."
"Go, go, by the way, let's see if you can subsidize the rations you have been missing for more than four years, you are here to contribute to the country, and you can't suffer everything." After the words of the first uncle fell, an aunt's reply immediately came from the kitchen.
"Okay, I'll ask, we'll get it back."
After saying a good word to the first aunt, the first uncle walked directly outside with the acacia flower, and when he was at the door, he also met the third master who had just come back from fishing; "Young He, Lao Yan, your fishing skills still haven't grown so much, and you've only caught so many small crucian carp."
"Old old old ..... Lao Yi, my mother!
Seeing that the first master and the third master were not happy after seeing their acquaintances, they rolled their eyes and fainted.
After seeing the third master faint, the first master who didn't want to wake him up immediately shouted at the third master's house; "Old Yan's daughter-in-law, old Yan's daughter-in-law, your old Yan fainted from heat stroke, come out and take a look."
Sure enough, as soon as the first uncle shouted like this, the three mothers, Yan Jiefang, and Yan Jiefang all ran out of the house.
Then they carried the three masters home, and then used a simple pinching of the middle acupoint and the spring acupoint on the soles of his feet to wake him up.
Because of the reason why the first uncle left after calling the three mothers, the three masters who woke up did not know that the first uncle had returned.
Because I didn't know that the first master had returned, the third master had been alone looking at the sky outside the window in a daze since he woke up, and there were still tears in his eyes.
Although he was afraid of Uncle Yi just now and fainted with fear, he really missed Uncle Yi and missed this old guy who had known him for decades.