In the evening, at the entrance of a residential community in Squid City, a middle-aged security guard leaned on a chair, his uniform was half open, and his muscles were distinct, but his clothes were really sloppy. He was wearing slippers on his feet, his hair was unkempt, his beard seemed to have not been shaved for half a month, and his eyes were so lazy that he could barely open them, as if he hadn't woken up at all. But he had a glass of red wine in his hand and took a sip from time to time.

There are people around, it is the rush hour after work, as a security guard should be a relatively nervous time, but this person is very comfortable. And the people around him seem to have long been used to it, and even many passers-by will nod and greet him, with a look of respect in their expressions.

"Sir," another young security guard next to him asked in a low voice, "...... over there"

"See," the sloppy security guard yawned, "if he wants to stand, let him stand, we'll get off work at the end of the day, and we don't bother to pay attention to him." ”

"Yes. The young security guard nodded in response, glancing up at the shade of a tree not far away. The sheriff's chief was dressed in civilian clothes and looked over here from time to time, as if waiting for something.

The time was spent waiting, two hours at a time, eight o'clock in the evening. The security guard who changed shifts hurriedly came: "It's not too late, sir?"

The sloppy security guard looked at his watch: "The time card is really accurate, won't you come early?"

The security guard on duty smiled awkwardly and changed the subject: "It's nothing, right?"

"It's nothing," the sloppy security guard waved his hand, as if he was struggling to stand up, stretching his waist, "There are thirteen cars illegally parked for more than half an hour, the barbecue stall at the door is illegally set up, and the undercooked barbecue meat is sold." Two children chased at the door, bumped into someone and almost got beaten. A young lady dropped a copper coin when she took the money, and rolled into the gap in the bricks over there, so that she could pick it up. ”

"Oooh oh. The security guard who took over nodded frantically, but apparently didn't remember.

"It's all, and I don't bother to care about it," the sloppy security guard yawned again, "I'm off work, goodbye." ”

"Goodbye, sir. The successor security guard and the young security guard responded politely.

"Oh yes," the sloppy security guard waved casually, "remember not to let people who aren't from our neighborhood come in." ”

"Uh......" The two of them were embarrassed for a while, because they had seen the captain in civilian clothes walking quickly, and this was obviously about him. But where did the two of them dare to stop this person......

The scruffy security guard staggered ahead, slippers dragging on the floor, humming a ditty in his mouth, barely opening his eyes. Until the captain quickly chased after him, he said respectfully: "Captain." ”

"Huh?" the sloppy security guard didn't reply, "Are you calling me Captain?" are you talking to yourself, or are you playing tongue twisters?"

"Captain, I'm ......," the captain said sincerely.

"Don't talk about it," the sloppy security guard was impatient, "I'm off work, don't bother me." ”

The captain didn't dare to say anything, so he followed him. The sloppy security guard still staggered forward, regardless of the captain. Just like that, I came all the way to the door of the house, felt out the key, opened the door, entered the door, and closed the captain out of the door with my backhand.

Then, a high-pitched voice came from inside the door: "Go online!

Captain: "......"

Just when the captain was still struggling, the door suddenly slammed open. I saw an angry look on the sloppy security guard's face: "Fake! Just because you are standing here, the parrots dare not come down, and the yellow net cannot be opened! You come in for me, if you have something to say, get out of here!"

Captain: "......"

Following the sloppy security guard into the house slowly, the house was filled with alcohol and mess, and a pile of clothes seemed to have not been washed for a long time, so they were thrown on the ground casually. There was only one corner that was still clean, and there was a portrait of a woman somewhere.

"Say!" the sloppy security guard threw a chair at him.

The captain caught it, and then sat down slowly: "Captain, have you been ...... for the past few years?" That's how you've been living?"

"Less of this. ”

The captain took out a bunch of gifts from the space ring: "This is ......"

"Don't come to this set of !!" The sloppy security guard raised his hand and waved, the captain only felt that the wind was blowing, and the gift was subconsciously taken back, "Let's talk about it." ”

The captain took a deep breath: "Captain, there is one thing I hope you can go out of the mountain to help. ”

"Hahahaha......" The sloppy security guard laughed and then suppressed his smile, "Are you kidding me?"

"You should also know that a gang has killed a person recently, so now ......"

"I don't know," the sloppy security guard turned his face, "what do I know about a community security guard?"

"Then I'll tell you from the beginning, here's how it happened......"

"Alright, I see," the scruffy security guard interrupted impatiently, "go on." ”

"We want you to come out of the mountain, this case is all over the city, if there is anyone who can find out the truth, it can only be you," the captain said sincerely, "I am incompetent, and my subordinates are also incompetent, and it is indeed because of our incompetence that the gang has become big." ”

"You're wrong, it's because the gangs are big, that's why you're incompetent. The sloppy security guard interrupted coldly.

After a moment of silence, the captain shook his head with a wry smile: "Maybe you're right, but you should also know that our city lord is also involved with them, and some cases can't be investigated." Three years ago, you clearly touched on something you shouldn't. ”

"So what?" the sloppy security guard sneered, "So you can use two dozen neurotic drivers to kill all my agents and my family? ”

The captain sighed: "But, but, because of your position as captain...... Alas, you ...... Do you want revenge?"

The sloppy security guard glanced at him, and then turned into a lazy and decadent appearance: "What revenge? By the way, you're not going to charge me with murder, are you? Then I'm going to have to run away. ”

"Captain, we're not kidding. "The captain looked anxious.

"Don't call me captain anymore, I'm captain, what are you?"

"I'm the squad leader," the captain replied, "as long as you come back, you continue to be the captain, I'll be the squad leader, and I'll be the commander of the traffic." ”

"Hehe," the sloppy security guard sneered twice, "I've thought it through a long time ago, my character is not suitable to be a captain." Didn't you say that there was any Mr. Grass? You work with him, he is good, and I often watch it. ”

"He, he's a gangster. ”

"Alright, you're done with what you need to say, you can get out. "The sloppy security guard gave the order to evict the customer.

The captain looked a little entangled, but he really couldn't find anything to say, so he could only shake his head and leave. The sloppy security guard was so excited that he couldn't wait to open the window......

But this matter did not end so quickly, and the next day, the city lord of Squid City actually came in person, with only the chief captain by his side. Both of them are plainclothes, and they cover it up a little, and ordinary people really can't find it.

"Is this it?" the lord asked.

"Yes," replied the captain, "I'm knocking." ”

The door had already opened directly, and the sloppy security guard glanced at the two of them: "The city lord is here in person, I don't have anything to entertain here." Come in first, it's still the same, if you have something to say, get out of here. ”

The city lord and the captain slowly entered the house, and the city lord also frowned slightly, looked around, and said, "That's how you have lived in the past few years?"

The sloppy security guard threw out two chairs, and the two opposite sides caught them and sat down separately.

After a moment of silence, the city lord finally spoke: "Captain......"

"Wait, do you call him or me?" interrupted the scruffy security guard.

The city lord spoke again: "Captain! Anyway, you are the captain!"

"Haha," the sloppy security guard pointed to his shabby uniform, "who gave this to him?"

"I can promise that you will be reinstated as soon as you wish. Whether you find out this case or not, you are the captain. The city lord patted his chest directly to guarantee.

The sloppy security guard was silent for a moment and chuckled: "City Lord, the two of us have worked together for many years, and you also know my character. It's hard for the two of us to partner together! For the sake of you coming here in person today, I'll tell you the truth, in my eyes, you are a wine bag and a rice bag. ”

Castle Lord: "......"

"Can you stand such a man as the captain?" said the sloppy security guard.

The captain hurriedly spoke: "The city lord still has something extraordinary. ”

"Drinking, I know. The sloppy security guard added.

The city lord also sighed: "You are a master and a very talented person, so ...... Does it have to be like this?"

"Hehe, okay," the sloppy security guard finally stood up, "It's okay if you want me to go out of the mountain, but I'm not the captain, I'd better be a community security guard." ”

"Why?"

"You can't stand me, I think you're uncomfortable too, this case is over, I have to be demoted back to security sooner or later. In that case, why bother?" replied the sloppy security guard.

"This ...... Alright," the lord nodded, "but whether it works out or not, I'll give you a sum of money." ”

"Thank you. ”

The captain coughed dryly and interjected: "There will be a consultation meeting with the gangsters tomorrow, I hope you can also participate." And...... I hope you can clean yourself up, and if you don't have the money, I'll pay for it. ”

"Okay, you're welcome. The sloppy security guard smiled and shook hands with the two very skillfully.

The next day, at noon on a sunny day, inside a luxury hotel. The two groups of old nobles and city lords met here, and the two sides shook hands cordially, smiling very sincerely, as if old friends who had not seen each other for decades had talked a lot of nonsense first. And Mr. Cuncao stood behind the old nobleman, and on the other side was naturally a group of sheriffs, one of whom was very conspicuous in a security uniform.

"It seems that we should have reached a consensus. The old nobleman finally got to the point.

"Let a foreign writer and ...... It is really not in accordance with the regulations for you to investigate the case together. But since the situation is special, then it will be handled on a special basis," the city lord was also very happy, "Your people and ours are investigating the case at the same time, and everyone is open and honest about all the details, and they can be regarded as supervising each other." I'm also curious about who is doing things in our country. ”

The old nobleman smiled: "And I see that there is an old face in your team. ”

At this time, the security guards have been cleaned up, the uniforms are all brand new, and the beard has been shaved, and this aura is exactly the same as when he was the captain before. No wonder the old nobleman can recognize it at a glance, and even the bodyguards behind the old nobleman are secretly on guard.

On the side, the chief captain turned to all the sheriffs and said, "Listen, from now on, he is the chief captain, and I am the deputy chief captain." Got it?"

The sheriffs were stunned and their mouths wide open.

"Got it?"

"Yes, Captain. "Huh?" "No, yes, Vice Captain. ”......

Suddenly, a waiter trotted all the way to the old nobleman's ear: "Master, Start has come with a man to see you." ”

"He?" the old nobleman glanced at him in surprise, "let him in." ”

"Yes. The waiter took the order.

After a while, Starter walked in slowly and smiled at everyone: "I'm sorry, I know you have important things to talk about today, but I have an excellent candidate here, and I will introduce it to you anyway." ”

Everyone was a cold observer, and none of the people present had seen the world.

"This person has also solved the problem of Lou Pauler's national crumbs, and he has also solved the problem of necromancers with Mr. Cuncao, etc., the teacher of Wang Li Academy, an excellent bard, he is - Kevin In's Lack of Reflection Hall!"

Statt made a call, then turned around and stretched out his hand. Kevin walked out of the doorway, and then nodded at everyone with a smile. Subconsciously touched his beard and confirmed that there was no beard now, it was Kevin, not Robles.

There was silence in the crowd, eyes almost straight. Only Mr. Cunkusa was very happy and had already waved hello.

Stadt spoke again: "Mr. Kevin was finally invited by me from China, as long as he is present, whether it is investigating and solving the case, it will definitely be twice the result with half the effort! Oh no......! Slip of the tongue. ”