【243】The battle of the courtyard, the three masters against all the young people!!
After carefully writing down the five points that the uncle said.
He Yushui immediately asked Uncle Yi in surprise; "Uncle Yi, you know a lot, hey, hey, hey, I've written it down."
"You are an uncle, I have read countless people in my life, what kind of family I have never seen, this is my experience summed up by combining the reasons for many family conflicts, you can write it down well."
After smiling and replying to He Yushui a few words, Uncle Yi looked down at the acacia flower in his arms and said speechlessly; "Huaihua, how many snacks have you eaten today, ..... Why do you have to eat such a steamed bun for a long time?? ”
Originally, Uncle Yi wanted to say to Huaihua, look at how fast and much your brother eats the stick terrier.
But when he thought that this kid was very good-looking, and he was now his stepson, he changed his words and began to dislike the slow eating of Huaihua.
It's really a sinister acacia flower that can't be eaten, and in the face of an uncle's inquiry, he smiled happily directly; "Dad, I ate a crispy cake in the afternoon, three fruit candies, an apple, two crispy peaches, and an orange, but the orange is too sour, I ate a piece and gave it to my mother, hehehe."
"I've eaten so much, I've eaten so much, then let's stop eating, don't hold on, go, Dad will take you out for activities."
After hearing that Huaihua had eaten so much in the afternoon, Uncle Yi immediately handed her steamed bun to the stick stalk to eat; "Stick terrier, you eat more now, don't starve yourself, you don't have to save food, there is no shortage of food for you at home."
"Uncle Yi, I've never been hungry, the leftovers at home are all contracted by me, I eat well every day, don't you see that I've grown a lot taller, hehehe." After a few words of happy reply, the stick terrier continued to bow his head and eat his food.
It's not a joke that a half-sized child eats a poor man.
At this time, the stick terrier, Xiaodang, and Xiaoyu, because they are exercising under the supervision of an uncle every day, so the amount of food has become particularly large.
At this time, Xiaodang and Xiaoyu put aside the snacks they eat all day and night, they can eat four steamed buns (or wowotou), a bowl of vegetable soup and a large number of vegetables in one meal, and the demand for meat dishes is also very large.
The amount of food eaten by the stick terrier is larger than that of the two girls who are young, and his normal meal size is at least six nests, two bowls of vegetable soup, and better meat dishes.
However, less than two hours after this meal, he immediately became hungry again, so Qin Huairu made him a large basket of crispy cakes (cakes made of peanut flour and flour, the kind baked and dried) for him there.
Then maybe it was because Qin Huairu's crispy cakes were so delicious, and as a result, the two little guys, Huaihua and Maple Leaf, quietly ran to eat them all day long.
And then that thing is roasted and dried and fragrant when eaten, but as soon as you drink water, you can directly fill it all day, so now the two small ones in the family often can't eat the main meal all day.
"It's good to grow taller, and when you grow taller, you don't have to waste money by looking for a matchmaker to find a daughter-in-law.
Okay, you eat well, I'll take my younger siblings out for a walk. ”
After smiling and saying to the stick terrier that he had grown taller, the first uncle took Xiaodang, Xiaoyu, acacia flowers, and maple leaves out to play in the snow; "Let's go, Xiaodang, Xiaoyu, Acacia Flower, Maple Leaf, let's go out for a snowball fight!"
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"Okay, let's go out for a snowball fight."
When I heard that I could go out to have a snowball fight, Xiaodang, Xiaoyu, Huaihua, and Maple Leaf, I immediately put on gloves, scarves, and hats, and then jumped up and down to play with an uncle.
When he first went out, Uncle Yi first took the four little guys to make a few snowmen in the middle courtyard, and this snowman made people laugh and cry.
The little fish and the little snowman are clean, with noses and eyes, and scarves, which are very beautiful.
And the snowman made by an uncle is as ugly as an abstract picture, and then the acacia flowers and maple leaves are directly a pile of snow that doesn't even look like a person.
Making a snowman is actually to collect snow.
So after the snowman was ready, Xiaoyu and Xiaodang immediately dismantled their snowman and started a snowball fight with the uncle; "Sophora flower, maple leaf, hurry up and make a snowball to hit Dad, the four of us will beat Dad's one together, fight."
"Hey, sample, you still want to hit me, I'll flash, I'll flash, hahaha can't hit me!
In the face of Xiaodang and Xiaoyu's sudden attack, Uncle Yi directly dodged there, and laughed proudly.
After seeing that his two sisters couldn't beat their father, Huaihua and Maple Leaf immediately joined the battle happily; "Dad, don't stand still, I'm going to smash you."
"You guys are really filial, you can't hit me if I stand still, I flash, I flash, hahaha, you see you can't beat me."
After standing in place to avoid the snowballs of locust flowers and maple leaves, Uncle Yi began to fight back there; "Hahaha, little ones, Daddy's snowball is here, remember to dodge, I'll fight, I'll fight, I'll fight, hahaha."
"Oops, hey, Dad, you can't aim at me alone, you have to get wet with rain and dew." After eating two snowballs in a row, Xiaodang hurriedly hugged his head and retreated.
When Xiaodang retreats, Xiaoyu is tricked; "Dad, you can't aim so accurately, you have to release water for us, otherwise we won't be able to beat you, Huaihua, Maple Leaf, you hurry up."
"Oops, oops, Dad, I'm still not your little cutie, you even beat me." When the first uncle smashed Xiaoyu and Xiaodang, he sneaked up on the acacia and maple leaves of the two snowballs, and was soon beaten by the first master and ran away.
After feeling that the four of them couldn't beat their father, Xiaodang and Xiaoyu immediately called the stick terrier, Liu Guangfu, and Yan Jiekuang.
Then, Uncle Yi was directly bombarded by a group of little guys out of the middle yard and hid in the front yard.
felt that he couldn't lose like this, so the first master called out the three masters to join the battle.
The two uncles had a snowball fight with the little ones in the compound, and the snowballs were as lively as the artillery battles in the sky.
Good guys, because the big guys in this lively courtyard immediately came out to watch the play.
Then maybe it's because it's lively and fun, Xiao Silly Zhu, He Yushui, Zhang Xiaoya, Silly Zhu, Xu Damao's nurse and daughter-in-law, Xu Damao have all joined the battle.
Seeing that the enemy was so strong after adding people, the first uncle hurriedly called the second uncle.
Then there were the three masters of the courtyard, and the little ones and young people who fought against the courtyard came.
And the snowballs on both sides began to hit higher and higher, and finally directly crossed the roof, blasting at the pair like anti-aircraft guns.
The first master exercises strength all day long, the second uncle is a blacksmith who has the strength to pick up a sledgehammer all day long, and the third master has no strength to teach.
Therefore, the formation of the first master and the third master is that the second master and the third master block the communication ports on both sides, and the first master and the second master take turns to smash snowballs into the middle courtyard like anti-aircraft guns in the middle.