[293] If you are fooled by an uncle a lot, you will also fool people....
"Good guy, Shaowen, you brought up that big fish, I'm afraid you have to have sixty or seventy pounds for such a big thing, right?"
When the first master and Li Shaowen returned to the courtyard, the third master immediately walked out of their house like a god.
Seeing the three masters who came out, the first master said to him angrily; "Old Yan, tell me honestly, did you dig a hole in the window of your house to supervise me??"
"Nothing, nothing, nothing, how can I supervise you, I just listened quietly there, and as soon as I heard someone outside calling you uncle, I almost knew that you were back."
After a few words of defense, the third master was there looking at Li Shaowen's big fish and asked the first master; "Lao Yi, such a big fish, do you want to cook fish and eat it at night, so do you want me to go over and have a few drinks with you at night?"
"Don't think too much about it, I'm going to let Shaowen bring this fish back when they go home tomorrow, so you won't be able to eat it!"
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After telling the third master that he couldn't eat this big fish, the first master looked at him there again and said; "As for whether you want to come over for a few drinks, you can come over whenever you want, decades old brother, I can still lack your few glasses of wine??"
"That's what you said, then I'll go over when your house has dinner, don't drive me away when the time comes!"
"What kind of person is the third master, as soon as he heard that the first master said that there was no shortage of his glasses of wine, he immediately said that he was going to go over for dinner in the evening.
After rolling his eyes at the three masters in disgust.
Uncle Yi carried the fish back to the middle courtyard with Li Shaowen, and said without looking back; "Come on, I've opened my mouth to let you come over at any time, can I really regret driving you away??"
"I'm not afraid that you like to change hexagrams like Lao Liu, then I'll go to your side to drink two glasses with you later, and be a companion for you." After happily replying to the first uncle, thinking of the three masters who could drink good wine tonight, he immediately turned around and went home to warm up.
When the third master went back to his own house, the first uncle and Li Shaowen also carried the fish back to the first aunt.
Then, Li Shaowen's wife Lin Yunjuan looked at the big fish directly there and exclaimed; "Dad, Shaowen, did you catch all the fish in Houhai, how did you catch so many big fish??"
"How can you catch them in such weather, of course you can catch them with a fishing rod!
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After casually replying to Lin Yunjuan a few words, Li Shaowen explained there again; "But except for the biggest fish, the rest are caught by our father, after I hooked this fish, I was there to bait it for more than an hour, and finally our father helped me pull the fish up, otherwise I really can't take it alone."
"The main thing is that you are lucky, your three masters and I often go to Houhai to fish, but we just can't catch your big fish, and the biggest fish I caught is only a big fish of more than fifty catties."
After interjecting with a smile and replying to Li Shaowen for a few words, Uncle Yi asked the stupid pillar in the kitchen; "Zhuzi, what are you going to do at night, do you want me to give you a hand?"
"I'm going to make some fish balls for the little ones to eat, and then I'm going to make a braised fish, a boiled fish, a steamed chili fish head, a fried fish nuggets, a tofu fish soup.... If you can't deal with the big fish, if you deal with it, you can get the big fish to eat. After a few words back, Silly Zhu came up with the idea of Li Shaowen's big fish.
"Don't deal with it, let Shao Wenming take it back to eat every day, he boiled this fish for more than an hour today, I have to let him take it back and taste the fruits of his labor."
smiled and said that after the big fish was not treated, the first uncle went directly into the kitchen to help the stupid pillar kill the fish; "I'll help you make fish balls, you go get the rest first."
"Okay, I'll make the fish balls for you, I'll go fry the fish pieces first."
After smiling and replying to Uncle Yi, Silly Zhu went directly to the side to do something else, and he directly handed over the task of making fish balls to Uncle Yi.
And Lin Yunjuan, who listened to the conversation between the first master and them, looked at the giant and said to the first uncle; "Dad, this fish is so big, why don't you keep it and eat it, let's bring some smaller fish back tomorrow."
"What I said will count, when I was fishing over there, I told Shaowen that this fish was brought back for you, and now if I regret it, Shaowen will feel so uncomfortable!
He is now thinking that he will carry the fish in front of the neighbors a few laps when he goes back, and I can ruin his plan!
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After replying to Lin Yunjuan with a smile, Uncle Yi said there again; "Besides, I have caught such a big fish a few times before, and the taste is not as delicious as these smaller fish, so it is better to make salted fish, I don't believe you ask your mother, this fish is big and the meat is not very delicious."
"Your dad didn't lie to you, he did catch such a big fish a few times, and in addition to the fish head, the fish meat is really not as delicious as the small fish." Hearing the words of the uncle, the aunt who was playing with Li Shaowen's three children immediately turned around and smiled at them.
After laughing, Aunt Yi persuaded Lin Yunjuan again; "Yunjuan, it's convenient for you to bring the big fish back, it's too troublesome to bring the small fish, when you take the small fish home and take the car, others will dislike you and say that the fish smells bad or something, and if you bring the big fish back, everyone can't help but come up to see and discuss, and no one will dislike the fish for having a fishy smell or something."
"My wife has been fooled by me for a long time, and this is starting to fool people!
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After muttering a few words in his heart, an aunt will fool people, and the first uncle said to Lin Yunjuan while making fish balls; "Yunjuan, your mother didn't lie to you, it will be very troublesome for you to bring Xiaoyu back, so ..... Forget it, I'm too lazy to ask for your opinion, you have to bring this fish back, I said!
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"Okay, Dad didn't even open his mouth, then we'll take the fish back."
Although on the surface, she was forced to take the big fish back, but in fact, Lin Yunjuan had already blossomed in her heart, because the big fish was full of meat, and it was dozens of catties.
didn't pay attention to Lin Yunjuan's words, after smashing the fish meat and picking out the fish bones inside, he directly put the fish meat into a basin and stirred it together with eggs, starch, chopped green onions, ginger juice, salt, and five-spice powder.
After stirring and molding, the first uncle immediately took the basin to the stove, and then took the spoon in a pot of boiling hot water, and quickly made fish balls with both hands, one after another, like an assembly line production, to the acacia flowers who came to join in the fun.
"Dad, what are you doing deliciously, can you give Huaihua a taste to see if it's delicious, Huaihua likes to eat what Dad makes."
Hearing Huaihua's words, Uncle Yi waved his hand there directly and said; "You go outside and wait, and when Dad makes the fish balls, I'll fill a bowl for you to go out and dip the chili peppers to eat, and you can't eat it if it's not ready now."
"Okay, I'll go and wait outside now, Dad, you're the best, hehehe."
After getting the promise she wanted, Huaihua immediately jumped out to play with her nephews and nieces.
And the little girl thief is fun, she will use snacks to make Li Shaowen's three children call her aunt, and if she shouts, she will give a popcorn to eat or not, and it can be seen that Aunt Yi and Li Shaowen are black lines in the same head.
And it was also at this time that an aunt quietly called Li Shaowen and Lin Yunjuan into the house, and then stuffed them with a large bundle of money; "Shaowen, it's tiring to raise a family by yourself!
Mom and Dad have been doing good deeds all these years, so they don't have much money saved, plus there are so many mouths to eat at home, so there is not much I can give you, this is the private money that Mom quietly saved, you take it back and buy more meat to eat, you are too thin, it must be that you don't eat enough oil and water to eat usually. ”
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