【326】I want to eat so much, stay at your house and don't leave!!
"My mother, old dog, your family's food today is more hearty than ours for the New Year!
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After entering the room and being surprised by the food, the captain immediately couldn't help but smack his mouth; "Stewed catfish with salted sauerkraut, braised grass carp, crispy small fish, pan-fried loach, carp tofu and cabbage soup, noodles, and Moutai wine, tsk...... The life of the gods is nothing more than that!
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"Why are we eating so well today, it's not to thank the captain for helping my son-in-law so much in the past few days!
If we weren't going to invite you to dinner, do you think we'd make so many good dishes? Facing the captain's words, Qin Laogou immediately praised him with a smile.
Seeing that Qin Laogou's sycophant was not in place, Uncle Yi immediately helped out there; "Yes, Captain, my dad is right, we were going to have such a big table of food for you to have a drink with.
But my brother-in-law said that you went to talk to people about pigs, so we just planned to eat first, and then come back to invite you in the evening, really, there are still crispy little fish in the kitchen, more than a dozen carp, and two large yellow eels are there for you!
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"Really, you're not going to fool me, are you??"
After taking a look at the kitchen, the captain walked out with a touched face; "Old dog, go and take out the Moutai promised to me, we will have a good drink together with the two bottles now, and we don't have to wait for the evening."
"Okay, then let's have a drink now."
After nodding to the captain with a smile and saying yes, Qin Laogou immediately entered the house and took out the Moutai wine promised to the captain.
After the Moutai wine was taken out, Qin Laogou, the uncle, and the captain ate and drank there talking and laughing, and after the wine and food were full, Qin Laogou and the captain drank themselves high again.
The second brother of Qin, who had been helping, was driven by Qin Laogou and the captain to eat noodles while eating, and finally had to help clean up the dishes and help Qin Laogou back to the room to rest.
If it weren't for the last uncle who gave him six carp and a plate of crispy little fish to take home for the children to eat, he would have flipped the table and cursed.
After sending away Qin's second brother and getting Qin's old dog back to the house to rest, the first uncle, who was not drunk, helped the captain back to his own home.
After sending off the captain, Uncle Yi greeted the villagers of Qinjia Village all the way and began to return to Qin Laogou's house.
Halfway through, Qin Huairu's elementary school classmate Liang Pandi secretly winked at him when she met him, hinting at something.
However, due to the fact that Liang Pandi is really not good-looking, the first uncle directly pretended not to see it.
After returning home, Uncle Yi first went into the house to take a look at Qin Laogou and cover him with a quilt, and then he walked directly into the pigsty where three sows and a little piglet were still held at this time.
Walked to the pigsty and sensed the three sows with his hands, who had more piglets in the belly.
Uncle Yi directly took the 398-pound big sow and the piglet of the task pig that Qin Laogou received into the farm.
After collecting the two pigs into the farm, Uncle Yi went directly back to the room where he was resting, closed the door and pretended to rest.
Pretending to rest for a while, and after hearing the snoring of Qin Laogou, Uncle Yi immediately entered the farm in a state of confusion, and then held the little piglet in one hand and the bamboo stick in the other hand to drive the 398-pound sow towards the residence.
Li Chunhua and Li Chunyun, who were still handling wild boar meat there at this time, immediately said to him angrily after seeing the first uncle and the pigs he brought back; "Look, the good things you did, we haven't finished these after a busy morning, we're tired to death, and didn't you say that you got us a little wild boar to come back and raise it, how did you get the big pig back??"
"Xiaojie, heavy rain, Dad has found a little friend for your little piggy."
After handing the little piglet to Yi Xiaojie and Yi Dayu with a smile, Uncle Yi drove the sow into the pigsty while saying to Li Chunhua and Li Chunyun; "This is a pregnant sow, you feed it for a while, it will give you piglets, I will kill two wild boars for you at one time, it's not for your convenience, you can eat it for a whole year."
"We're tired to death, you just come back to sleep tonight, and we can only sleep with you, and we don't have the strength to toss with you." After hanging up the processed blood sausages, sausages, bacon, and pulled pork to dry, Li Chunyun and Li Chunhua immediately complained to the uncle angrily.
"Didn't I make you deer antler wine, you drink two glasses, and tonight will be alive again."
After casually replying to Li Chunhua and drinking a few words from Li Chunyun, Uncle Yi brought them into the house with a wicked smile, and then mosquitoes began to fight inside.
After playing mosquitoes with Li Chunhua and Li Chunyun for more than two hours on the farm, and playing marbles with Yi Xiaojie and Yi Dayu after finishing the work, Uncle Yi directly said goodbye to them and left the residence.
After leaving the residence, Uncle Yi went to the hare haunt and caught a male hare of ten pounds, and then he disappeared back into the room.
After returning to the room, Uncle Yi first opened the door to take a look at Qin Laogou, who was still sleeping, and then he took the hare directly to the kitchen to peel it, and finally made braised rabbit meat, the staple food was to paste some corn cobs around the cauldron.
Almost when Uncle Yi's dinner was almost ready, Qin Laogou got up with nothing to do; "It's so fragrant, what good things to eat tonight, do you want to drink some tonight??"
"You want to get drunk twice a day, and the remaining bottle of wine will be drunk tomorrow, and we will eat braised rabbit meat, crispy small fish, carp soup, and staple corn tortillas tonight." After refusing to drink again, Uncle Yi talked about tonight's dinner with Qin Laogou.
Then as soon as Uncle Yi finished speaking, Qin Laogou's two eldest sons, eldest daughter-in-law, eldest grandson, and second grandson all came over; "Dad, brother-in-law, what kind of delicious food are you doing tonight, it's so fragrant!
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"You go and call the captain for me, I'll order some noodles for you, come early next time you want to eat....
After calling the second brother Qin to the captain and complaining to them a few words, the first uncle went to the side to get the flour out, boiled water, and noodles, and made a big pot of gnocchi there.
When the first uncle's gnocchi was ready, Second Brother Qin had already called the captain over.
And then because there are too many people now, they don't have too much chat.
After a brief greeting, everyone went straight to a bowl of gnocchi, a corn tortilla, and a large number of braised hare meat on the table, and began to eat dinner there.
After dinner, the second brother Qin and his brothers and the two families first went to clean up the dishes and helped Qin Laogou boil the bath water, and then they directly took the unfinished crispy little fish, braised hare meat, and the remaining carp, and went directly back to their respective homes.
They only left two big yellow eels in the kitchen for Uncle Yi and Old Dog Qin, who were not rare to eat.
After seeing the second brother Qin and them leave, the captain was smoking the cigarette given by the first uncle, and asked the first master with a smile; "Old dog son-in-law, if I can take you to collect a pig tomorrow, can you make another delicious meal tomorrow and bring the remaining bottle of Moutai to drink together??"
"Captain, what are you talking about, if you want to drink, I'll take it out for you now, what do we have to do with it, what is a bottle of wine, what do you want to drink, I have it, you can open it at any time, I will give it at any time." Hearing the captain's words, Uncle Yi immediately made a gesture to get up and get the wine.
"I Have a Catalogue of Ghosts and Gods"
"Don't say anything, I'll take you to the village tomorrow to collect pigs and poultry!"
It's more mountainous over there, and most of them are hunters who don't work, so you can be guaranteed to go tomorrow and get a full harvest, keep the wine, and drink it tomorrow!
Seeing that Uncle Yi was so bold with himself, the captain patted his chest happily and said.