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You want? Drink? What to drink?

Looking at the little monkey that suddenly jumped down from the mountain wall next to him, Wei Ming couldn't help but think about teasing, and asked with a smile.

Well! That's right, the current unknown understands monkey language, so there is no pressure to communicate with the little monkey.

Quack! Squeak and cooing friends wine! I'm going to drink

Oh, you're going to drink!

Wei Ming looked like he suddenly realized, reached out and unwrapped the package from his body, took out the drunken dream death inside, with a hint of seduction in his tone, he dangled twice in front of the little monkey, and said: Is this what you are talking about?

Hula-hu-hu! Squeak and coo! Yes, yes! I want to drink!

As soon as the little monkey saw the wine jar in his hand, his pink nose moved twice slightly, and he immediately screamed impatiently, with a pair of blazing monkey eyes, as if looking through autumn water, staring directly at this wine jar.

It's no wonder it's so coveted, after all, monkeys love to eat fruits, among which peaches are in the forefront, and drunk dreams are made of peach blossoms, and then take the monkey is also a rare animal that loves to drink Monkey wine is how it comes, meet such a rare wine, it's strange not to be moved!

Seeing the little monkey scratching his ears and cheeks, and looking impatient, he chuckled twice unconsciously, and didn't plan to tease it anymore, so he directly opened the wine jar and handed it to the little monkey, and said at the same time: .

I don't need this wine anyway, and it's a pity to put me here, since you like it so much, then give it to you!

Quack! Squeak and squeak! Friend! You're a friend!

As soon as he got drunk and dreamed of death, the little monkey immediately happily held up the wine jar with a similar volume as himself, jumping and screaming, and couldn't help but be a little surprised when he saw it, and secretly said that this little monkey is not simple.

Okay, drink it, don't get carried away for a while, and then spill the wine

As soon as he heard this, the little monkey hurriedly hugged the wine jar, glanced at the jar, and after confirming that it was not sprinkled, he shouted a few times at the unspecified twitter with a happy cry, and then raised the wine jar, and poured it directly into the mouth of the altar with a momentum that did not match his size.

Ha ha

Looking at the little monkey's humble appearance of pouring wine, Wei Ming couldn't help laughing again.

And during the time when the little monkey was drinking, the who had not spoken on the side suddenly came over, looked at Wei Ming with an amazed face and said: Wei... Unclear, I didn't expect you... You're already so familiar with monkey language... Practiced! True... It's amazing

Hearing the praise of the, Wei Ming was also embarrassed to touch the back of his head and said: Hehe! The seniors praised it, and they all relied on the teachings of the predecessors

This point is not modest, because the unknown monkey language is indeed learned from the nymphomaniac, but the reason is that when Gu Yuexuan's team was in the beginning, everyone passed by a wild forest when they passed through Sichuan Xiang, and there were just a lot of monkeys in the forest, and then Weiming learned how to communicate with the by the way.

Which... Where are you unknown... You're smart... That's right! The said shyly.

Hey! Wei Ming laughed twice, but he didn't refute it, otherwise, according to the temperament, the two of them were afraid that they would not be willing to deal with this problem for an hour or two

Pur la la! Twitter! Comfortable scream! Cry of joy!!

But at this time, the little monkey also drank the drunken dream, threw the wine jar to the side, first patted his stomach with satisfaction, and then went on the spot, and his mouth made a chirping... voice, with a distinctly satisfied smile on his face.

Unexpectedly, he picked up the wine jar on the ground and looked at it, and then looked at the little monkey with a surprised face.

Ooh! I didn't think you could really finish it in one go!

Although the game describes that the little monkey finished the jar of wine in one go, it was not reflected in the game screen at that time, and I didn't know how big the jar was and how small the monkey was, so I never doubted it.

Now I have seen with my own eyes that this little monkey, which is no more than three and a half feet straightened, has really killed two

A jar of wine more than a foot high, this is not only surprising, but even a little scary.

How does it hold this wine!?

Looking at the little monkey's belly, which was only slightly swollen, he couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

At this time, the little monkey also came back to his senses, got up from the ground, and shouted happily to Weiming:

Creak... Quack you are... Friend

Okay, okay, I know, we're friends

Wei Ming smiled, reached out and touched the monkey's head, and said in a slightly confused and helpless tone: I really don't know where you came from The monkey became a sperm, and you actually have such a big belly and such a big jar of wine, and you actually drank it all in one go?

Talking over and over again, Wei Ming's hand was unconsciously stroked, not similar to a cat, a dog, but a slight difference, but don't really say, it's really interesting.

Squeak squeak! Squeak squeak like you! like

The little monkey screamed happily, stretched out his head and arched his unclear hand, then turned around and climbed up the mountain wall again.

Huh!? That's it?

Weiming looked at the back of the little monkey in a daze, and said in his heart: I haven't had enough yet!

Yes, that's all.,Wei Ming just thinks that the monkey head hasn't been enough.,As for the martial arts cheats or something.,Wei Ming doesn't really care very much.,After all, I already have a system.,There's no worry about no martial arts at all.。

As for giving the drunken dream to the little monkey, the main reason is that there is no need for it at all, that is to say, for the unknown, the drunken dream is just a dispensable thing, and the same is true for martial arts cheats.

With that idle time, it is better to think about how to kidnap this little monkey away, and take it with you when you walk the rivers and lakes in the future.

I don't ask it to help me, just let it sit on my shoulder and tease it from time to time, which is also a kind of fun.

By the way, by the way, Xiaoyao Valley actually had pets before, that is, the fat cat with the same name as the second senior brother of the unknown, Aji, but three months before the beginning of the unknown, this cat had already died.

It is said that because of this incident, the senior brother was sad for a while at that time, and he talked about Aji Aji every day, and he was so angry with the thorns that he almost ran away from home again.

Ahem

Going back to the unknown side, just when he was still a little stunned, the on the side suddenly screamed.

Oh, you see... Look at that little monkey, it's... It's back again

Oh?

Wei Ming looked up happily, and sure enough, the little monkey had returned from the mountain wall.

Not only that, but it also holds a book with a blue cover that looks a little old.

Quack! Twitter friends! A cry of joy

It seemed that seeing that Weiming hadn't left yet, the little monkey also screamed happily, and then flashed in front of Weiming, as if offering a treasure, and handed over the book in his hand.

This is...

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