"I don't want to practice martial arts, Xiaoyu, Xiaodang, Huaihua They just practice martial arts to fight with people all day long, I'm a delicate girl, I don't want to fight."

"Well, you're a delicate girl, you don't fight, I compensated dozens of yuan for two fights in elementary school, I compensated more than a dozen yuan for three times in junior high school, and I beat someone once in high school, but I didn't lose money this time, you are really a delicate girl!

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"Dad, can you not expose other people's old bottoms, I always hurt people when I don't practice martial arts, if I practice martial arts, I can't tear people down, so I don't want to practice martial arts."

"It's good if you're happy, if you don't practice martial arts, you won't practice martial arts, so many people in the family practice martial arts enough to protect you, you take this thing back, I'll catch a goose for you and come back, let's eat stewed goose in an iron pot tonight."

After chatting with Sun Wenxiu with a smile and handing over all the tools to her, Uncle Yi rode directly to the river to catch the goose.

[The geese can't be eaten, and they like to attack children, so Li Chunhua and they don't raise geese, they want to eat geese, so they go to the river to catch them. 】

Because he went to the river by himself, he didn't bother to play with those bells and whistles, so he directly reached out and grabbed a goose of more than ten catties in his hand as if he was taking something in the air.

Goose Goose Goose Goose ~~ Seeing an uncle come to catch his companions, hundreds of geese immediately became angry, and directly rushed towards an uncle with a goose goose goose scream.

"Good guys, they all dare to chase me, it seems that we have to reduce their number in the future, this is too much and it destroys the ecological balance."

After being chased by the goose troops, Uncle Yi immediately decided to appropriately reduce the number of these geese, and these hundreds of geese directly made the ecology of the river not very good.

[In fact, the above are all excuses, the real reason is that they attack the first uncle, and the first uncle is angry and wants to teach them an unforgettable lesson. 】

However, this idea was abandoned by him after the uncle returned home, because at this time few people raised geese, and he could explain clearly when he got a few geese back, but he couldn't explain them clearly, after all, there were no farms in these years.

Sun Wenxiu, who had already returned home, saw that the first uncle was chased back by a goose, and immediately asked in confusion; "Dad, how did you manage to get those geese to chase you??"

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"I don't know what's going on, I haven't seen a goose like this before, but this time I caught a goose, and they all chased me like crazy..." Uncle Yi really didn't know why these geese suddenly started chasing him.

Facing the doubts of the uncle, Yi Xiaoyu and Yi Dajie, who had just woken up, immediately said with a smile; "Daddy, Daddy, you've got the goose boss back, they're going to have to chase you."

"Really?" After being puzzled for a while, Uncle Yi walked up to the big goose chasing after him, grabbed a big goose with his hand, and threw the big goose in his other hand out.

These unrighteous geese, after the first uncle abandoned their goose king, immediately abandoned the companion who was captured by the first uncle, and followed their goose king directly in the direction of the river without looking back, the kind that did not bring back.

"That's really the King of Goose!

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was surprised by his luck, and after catching a goose king casually, Uncle Yi turned around directly and caught the goose he had just caught to bleed; "I don't have any skills, and I can learn from others to chase me, and now I see if you are dead, hum."

After bleeding the goose, Uncle Yi immediately put the goose in the basin, poured the boiling water that Li Chunhua helped boil and scalded it on it, and then after a while of cold water, he directly plucked out the feathers on its body in those three or two times.

After plucking out the feathers, the first uncle cleaned the goose again, disemboweled, cut it into pieces, took it to the cauldron to heat the oil and stir-fry, and then added water, put seasonings and soy sauce into the pot lid and stewed.

When the lid was covered and put it to stew, Uncle Yi went to take a dozen potatoes to peel and cut them into pieces, threw them into it and turned them over, then covered the lid and began to stir the cornmeal, and finally made the finished cornmeal into a piece of pie and patted it on the edge of the cauldron, covered the lid and continued to stew.

After patting the tortillas, Uncle Yi didn't open the lid and stir-fry them again, he directly stewed it for forty minutes, until he smelled the fragrant aroma of goose meat, and then he took the firewood away and opened the lid.

After opening the lid of the pot, the master first shoveled down the tortillas one by one in a large basin, and then used a large basin to put up the stewed goose meat and potatoes, and then they began to eat their dinner.

Because he was very hungry after he was tired from work, after the first uncle's corn tortillas and stewed goose were served, Sun Wenxiu immediately sandwiched a big goose leg for the first uncle, and ate the goose meat in one hand and the corn tortillas in the other; "I'm starving, I'm really tired from this kind of ground, I'm going to rest tomorrow, I don't have to work."

"Tomorrow I will plant sweet potatoes, and I will catch a sika deer and come back and ask your mother and your aunt to make venison jerky for you to bring back as snacks." Hearing that Sun Wenxiu didn't want to work, Uncle Yi immediately smiled and seduced her.

"You guys are so boring, Xiaoyu and Xiaodang, when they are here all winter vacation, you don't let them plant sweet potatoes, as soon as I come back for vacation, you will make me tired and tired.... Jerky is good to eat. Although there were many grievances, under the temptation of jerky, Sun Wenxiu finally compromised.

"Okay, I'll make you something spicy." Li Chunhua and Li Chunyun, who were eating corn tortillas, continued to eat their dinner after saying hello to Sun Wenxiu with a smile.

After dinner, Uncle Yi drove directly away from Li Chunhua's farm on their side, and then after catching a few geese, he left the farm and returned to the outside, and went directly back to the courtyard.

After returning to the courtyard and handing over the goose to an aunt, the first uncle looked at Yu Haitang and asked; "You said you were going back the day before yesterday, right, then tomorrow, I'll send you back tomorrow morning."

"You still know that it's time to send us home, if you don't send us back, Sister Qin's children will be born soon."

After replying to the first master a few words angrily, Yu Haitang went directly to talk to Yu's father and mother who temporarily lived in the third master's house; "Pack up your things and stuff, we're going back to the countryside tomorrow, take my uncle's car!"

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"Ah, can you finally go, we've always had things ready to go, and we can go at any time." Yu's father and mother, who were about to be broken by the three masters, immediately showed a surprised expression when they heard Yu Haitang say that they could go.