Chapter 462: Mom, I'm Going Home!
"Can you do it? What I just said is so powerful, and now it's all right? ”
In the face of the angry red child, Wang Ming still unceremoniously opened his mouth to mock, he has never had the virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, it is better to say that for this kind of bear child, he has to beat and knock more.
Red Boy is also known for his stubbornness, the two biggest bear children in Journey to the West, one is Nezha in the sea, and the other is the red boy who breathes fire, both of whom are good at using guns as weapons.
And the weapons of the two are fire-tipped guns, of course, the fire-tipped guns mentioned here refer to the style, not to the specific name, is this the characteristics of bear children attract?
"Don't learn, don't learn, this bullshit math, can't learn!"
Hearing Wang Ming say this, the red boy directly began to roll on the ground, although he was tied, some simple actions could still be done.
"Then let's change the subject for you to learn, how about learning Chinese? You always talk, right? ”
Seeing this, Wang Ming was still unhurried, and said with a malicious smile, and the red boy's eyes lit up again after hearing his words, and then he said immediately.
"This is good, I'll learn Chinese!"
"Now, this is a Chinese textbook, take it and read it, and do it yourself."
Wang Ming also took out twelve language books unhurriedly and put them in front of the red boy, and this time it was much simpler, after all, the memory of the immortal-level characters is quite good, whether it is memorizing texts or doing anything, they are all very powerful.
But the Chinese test is not just about memorization, just like the math test is not just about addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and after a while, the red boy looked up at Wang Ming with a dark face and said.
What does the title of this essay mean? You're kidding me again, aren't you? Write a short essay on the topic 'I picked up a dime on the side of the road', what is the road? What does a dime mean? ”
Red Boy was very skeptical of the essay questions produced in the modern context, and Wang Ming just spread his hands and said indifferently.
"Read more texts and you will understand, there is a golden house in the book, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and I am not your teacher, why do you ask me."
"You bastard!"
Red Boy was so angry by Wang Ming that the whole person almost went berserk again, and for a long time later, Red Boy was repeatedly tortured, which was an insult to IQ, and he felt quite uncomfortable.
In this way, a whole day passed, and at this time, the red boy had been tortured by Wang Ming's various textbooks, and his eyes were hollow, and the whole person seemed to have lost his soul.
Another child who lost his dream was born in this world, and Wang Ming couldn't help but sigh when he saw this.
"It's still a modern child's strong psychological endurance, and Taiyi Jinxian can't stand this kind of education."
Just when the red boy doubted life, Wang Ming sighed about life, and Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were thinking about life (what to eat next), three auspicious clouds suddenly fell from the sky in the distance, and everyone heard Sun Wukong shouting from a distance.
"Master! I brought my sister-in-law and my brother over, and they will help us extinguish the flames of this flaming mountain! ”
After hearing Sun Wukong's words, everyone also looked fixedly, and then Wang Ming and they found that Sun Wukong was flying towards this side with a strong man with a bull head and a very beautiful and moving woman.
There is no doubt that the two people he brought with him were the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess, and at this time, the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess also saw it from a distance, the red boy who was tied to the ground and looked at the textbook with blank eyes.
Immediately, the two of them were a little anxious, and they came to Wang Ming and the others in a flash, and then the Bull Demon King stared at the red boy with some anxiety, and then glanced at Wang Ming and said.
"Holy monk, why did you tie up my child?"
Although the Bull Demon King was in a hurry, he spoke politely, obviously he also knew that Wang Ming was not simple, and the Bull Demon King's connections were relatively extensive in the Three Realms.
Therefore, he had heard of Wang Ming's murderous name for a long time, and the monsters that fell into his hands were either dead or injured, and they were basically made into snacks, which is why the Bull Demon King was in a hurry.
"Hey, hey, old cow, you don't want to die or live, this is the blessing of your red boy, he wants to come to arrest our master, but our master didn't care about him, but taught him to read here, you see how happy he is learning."
Before Wang Ming could answer, Zhu Bajie came to the side of the Bull Demon King, squeezed his eyebrows and gloated and smiled, and after listening to his words, the Bull Demon King did re-examine the situation at the scene, as if he was really reading?
At this time, Red Boy was holding a high school chemistry book in his hand, yes, Red Boy's progress in other subjects was a bit rubbish, but he was only talented in chemistry and could understand it quickly.
Therefore, when the progress of other subjects of Red Boy was still stagnant in elementary school, Red Child's chemistry subject had advanced to the high school level.
"Amitabha, what the Eight Precepts say is that your child has stopped studying since he was only a few hundred years old, and he became illiterate at such a young age, it's just sad, don't you think about teaching him or something?"
Wang Ming also had a calm smile on his face, and announced a Buddha horn, and at this time, the princess of the iron fan tried to untie the hemp rope that tied the red child, but she couldn't open it with all her might, so she could only look at Wang Ming with a blank eye.
"Holy monk, this ......"
"Oh yes, I almost forgot about that."
After seeing the other party's pleading eyes, Wang Ming finally remembered that he was used to tying up the red boy in the past two days and forgot to untie it, so Wang Ming also waved the red boy casually, and the hemp rope on his body instantly turned into ashes and disappeared.
"Woooooooooooo Mommy, I'm coming home! I don't want to read! I don't want to study math! I don't want to learn English! I don't want to write essays either! ”
The red child, who had just broken free from the shackles and gained freedom, plunged directly into the arms of the princess of the iron fan, crying a terrible cry, this bear child is estimated to have not cried like this for hundreds of years.
Red Boy's reaction startled both the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess, after all, although this child behaved well in front of the two of them, he was also quite naughty and naughty.
I haven't seen him so well-behaved and obedient for hundreds of years, and for a while, a dangerous thought arose in both of their minds, and the two seemed to look at each other with a clear heart, and there was decisiveness and perseverance in their eyes.
Although the Bull Demon King is a big carrot, his relationship with the Iron Fan Princess is real, and the two also nodded to each other quite tacitly, and finally the Bull Demon King took the initiative to stand up and speak.
"The dog has been taken care of by the holy monk in the past few days, and the holy monk has already had a master and apprentice to the dog in the past two days, so I dare to ask the holy monk for one thing."
"Please also ask the holy monk to accept the dog as an apprentice, so that the dog can learn more useful knowledge from the holy monk!"
(End of chapter)