Chapter 304: Embarrassing Yourself
Chen He was caught by Chen Jing because of a back injury and "repaired" it fiercely, while the little cheetah escaped.
As a result, Chen He didn't give up, and actually secretly took Xiaodi's socks, Xiaodi blushed and didn't stop it, and he didn't dare to shout loudly.
I saw Chen He walk up to Chen Jing and squat down, shaking his socks in front of his nose.
Chen Jing subconsciously dodged, grabbed the socks instantly after seeing them, and then got up to chase them.
"Hahaha......"
Chen He knew that he couldn't outrun Chen Jing, so he hid directly behind Deng Chao.
Chen Jing glared and said, "It's too much, the stinky socks are about to stuff my mouth!" ”
"Hahaha......" everyone laughed!
Xiao Di covered his face and bowed his head in embarrassment.
Chen He pointed at Xiao Di, "It's not mine, it's Xiao Di." ”
Chen Jing looked at Xiao Di when she heard this, and sure enough, Xiao Di was barefoot, and the other was wearing socks, and the socks were exactly the same as those in Chen Jing's hand.
"Haha......"
Chen Jing was embarrassed and said, "I said it wrong, it's actually quite fragrant." ”
"Wow......"
The crowd screamed, including those around who had been separated by warning lines, erupted in screams and laughter.
Xiao Di was even more surprised and covered her pretty face shyly, and looked at Chen Jing with big Kazlan eyes.
"Wow...... You're a bit shameless. Zheng Kai pointed at Chen Jing and said.
Ma Su also looked at Li Chen with a surprised expression, "Can this show be like this?" ”
Chen Jing couldn't help but laugh, "I'm teaching you how to make a show, understand?" Keep watching! ”
Everyone looked at Chen Jing when they heard this.
Chen Jing didn't say anything anymore and returned the socks to Xiaodi.
Xiao Di was just about to take it, Chen Jing suddenly knelt down on one knee, looked at Xiao Di's pretty face and smiled, "I'll help you wear it!" ”
"Oh...... Is this CP? ”
"Wow...... Is this pink? ”
"Ah......h
A few people coaxed, and Xiaodi smiled embarrassedly and said, "No need, I'll do it myself." ”
Chen Jing has already picked up Xiaodi's feet.
"Hey, people said they didn't want it!"
"You're hard!"
"It's so shameless!"
……
Deng Chao, Chen He and Zheng Kai kept complaining on the side.
Chen Jing turned a deaf ear and gently helped Xiaodi put it on.
After putting it on, Chen Jing looked up and Xiao Di who looked up, and instantly there was a pink around him, and the BGM sounded, and the two looked at each other tenderly, as if only each other was left in their eyes.
"Ah......h
The surrounding audience screamed and shouted.
Ma Su also looked at the two with an aunt smile.
Xiao Di's face was slightly red when she heard the scream, and she avoided her gaze embarrassedly, but then she mustered up the courage to look at Chen Jing again, and hesitated to say, "That, the game doesn't allow you to wear socks, so I took them off, and now you insist on helping me put them on, then I have to take them off by myself." ”
"Uh......" The smile on Chen Jing's face froze.
"Hahaha......"
Everyone burst into laughter.
"It's too much, you!" Chen He complained.
"You just take your pants off and fart, you know?" Zheng Kai scoffed.
"People take it off, and you still help people put it on, what about the brain?" Deng Chao pointed to his brain and said with a smile.
……
"Haha......"
Everyone looked at Chen Jing, who was besieged and laughed themselves, and laughed one after another.
Xiao Di also covered his mouth and smiled.
"Alas, Se Ling Zhi is dizzy!" Chen Jing said with a look of remorse, "If you want to blame Xiaodi, you can only blame Xiaodi, she looks so beautiful, she can't want her father!" ”
"Ah......h
"Wow, this can come back again?"
"If you are cheap, you are invincible!"
"It's really invincible!"
……
Deng Chao and the three of them are still complaining.
Xiao Di glanced at Chen Jing with shame, and then saw Chen Jing's eyes, and immediately avoided his eyes like a frightened deer.
Everyone noticed Xiao Di's movements and shouted.
Chen Jing also laughed, ignoring the complaints of the three of them, with the attitude of a winner.
"No, I can't take it anymore!" Chen He said.
"Beat him! It's so exciting! Zheng Kai proposed.
"Add me one!" Deng Chao kicked it directly.
Then Chen Jing was "beaten" by the three of them.
Everyone laughed when they saw this.
Xiao Di paused, and then walked over with a red face to protect Chen Jing behind him, "Don't fight!" ”
"Wow......"
"Xiao Di, you ......"
"Alas...... Is this the fall? ”
Xiao Di saw everyone's expressions and amazement, and her pretty face turned red, but she still couldn't help but smile and protect Chen Jing.
Chen Jing stood up, hugged Xiao Di's shoulders, leaned on Xiao Di, and looked at everyone with a smug face.
The crowd was excited.
Seeing that Chen Jing was so embarrassed, Xiao Di suddenly slapped off Chen Jing's arm leaning on his body, and at the same time took a step forward.
Chen Jing, who did not have the slightest preparation, lost her fulcrum and fell directly to the ground.
"Haha......"
"You deserve it......"
"Happy!"
……
Everyone laughed, and Xiao Di couldn't help but snicker.
In the end, Xiao Di couldn't help but smile and helped Chen Jing up.
Then there was no more trouble, and the game officially began.
First the red team.
If you complete a lap within 90 seconds, you can clear the level and receive a clue card.
A group of three people relays, one person runs a section.
The first stick of the red team was Dou Xiao, but because of his lack of experience, he lost a lot of time in the early stage, even if Zheng Kai ran fast later, but it was to no avail.
And Wang Zulan, as Zeng Xiaozi's apprentice, is also a comedian, so he has excellent funny skills and successfully uses stalks.
His third leg of the relay went all the way to the finish line, and after the hurdles, he thought he would be a flat horse, but suddenly a very fat woman appeared waiting there.
Wang Zulan needs to carry her to the finish line, and then jump up and eat the snacks hanging on the horizontal bar to win.
"Hahaha......"
"Wow, Zulan is so pathetic......"
"Laughing to death......"
……
Everyone burst into laughter, watching Wang Zulan carrying a woman who was two laps fatter than him was full of funny.
And even if he used the strength of milk to carry it to the place, Wang Zulan was too short, and even with the help of bounce, he still couldn't reach the horizontal bar.
Wang Zulan's outstretched arms didn't touch the horizontal bar at all, only to see Wang Zulan looking up at the horizontal bar with an unbelievable face, sad and aggrieved!
"Zuran! Hahaha......"
"Haha...... Zulan is so pitiful! ”
"No way, height is a bruise!"
……
The whole scene was full of laughter, including the surrounding onlookers, who watched this type of program for the first time, and it was so funny to participate in the filming and watching on the spot, this effect was absolutely enough.
However, for the red team, it took two and a half minutes to pass, so naturally it was a failure.
The second group is Deng Chao's yellow team, although it is a little faster than the red team, but it still cannot complete the task within the stipulated time.
Then the third group, Chen Jing, Xiao Di and Chen He, challenged on behalf of the blue team.
"Come on! Come on! ”
"Come on brother!"
"Come on brother!"
……
The onlookers saw that Chen Jing was about to appear on the stage and immediately cheered loudly, obviously there must be a lot of elves among them, and it was enough to see Chen Jing's super popularity.
Chen He chose the first stick because of his back injury, because the last stick had to carry a fat aunt, and his waist couldn't stand it.
Chen He's first stick was relatively slow, because of a back injury, and the little mushroom Gu who stepped on the finger pressure board with his bare feet was also screaming.
Xiaodi is not delicate, although it hurts very much, but he can just lie on the ground and rub it in circles regardless of his image, and he doesn't care if his hair is messed up.
This made Lu Hao and Chen Jing both nod with satisfaction, only by putting down the idol burden and integrating into the game, beautiful and down-to-earth, can they truly be recognized and loved by the audience.
can also gain real high popularity and popularity.
"Come on! Here's a chance! ”
Chen He shouted and cheered for the two.
Xiao Di finally climbed the obstacle, stepped on Xiao Mushroom and ran over to hand the baton to Chen Jing.
"Come on, boss!" Xiao Di shouted.
Chen Jing smiled and nodded, running with all his strength, although it hurt, but he couldn't care about it in order to win.
It's just that Chen Jing soon slowed down.
"Hahaha......"
Everyone laughed when they saw the fat aunt who stopped there, and wanted to watch Chen Jing deflated.
Chen Jing herself shook her head and smiled, but there was not much time to delay, Chen Jing quickly approached the fat aunt, and shouted, "Auntie is getting ready, we are ready to go!" ”
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As a result, the crowd who had been waiting to see the joke was suddenly stunned, including the running male members, the off-site director, the staff and the onlookers.
After seeing Chen Jing approaching her aunt, she suddenly jumped on the fat aunt's back and shouted, "Auntie, hurry up, we can win!" Hurry up, hurry up! ”
"Poof......
"Hahaha......"
"Ah......h
……
Everyone in the audience burst into laughter!
Xiao Di covered his face and smiled so much that his body was weak, and he fell directly on the finger pressure board, not caring whether it hurt or not.
And the other members did the same, laughing and speechless.
The crowd of onlookers also erupted in loud laughter, leaning back and forth in laughter.
Deng Chao laughed so much that his stomach hurt, and he wanted to open his mouth several times, but he couldn't help laughing again.
Only Zheng Kai barely held back his laughter, shouting and complaining, "Who carries whom?!" Chen Jing, you stink, shameless!
You're jumping on Auntie! Foul, you know? ”
Auntie also smiled embarrassedly, but suddenly she really ran forward with Chen Jing on her back, and she was quite cooperative.
"Ah......h
"Hahaha......"
"Auntie, come on!"
Everyone was stunned again, and then they all applauded the lovely aunt!
And Chen Jing, who was just deliberately funny and funny, was a little blushing at the moment and was embarrassed.
Chen Jing said embarrassedly, "It's not an aunt......
"Auntie, let me down...... I beg you! ”
"Auntie, I was wrong! Really, I was wrong, can you let me down? Chen Jing pleaded, "Please! ”
And Chen Jing's plea is even more joyful.
"Hahaha......"
"Hey, I'm laughing to death!"
"Chen Jing is so funny, hahaha......"
……
All the people at the scene burst into laughter again, and even many people laughed, it was really coke.
The novel variety show form and funny action expressions did not expect to bring such violent laughter.
Lu Hao really died laughing, on the one hand, he was really amused, and on the other hand, he felt that he could invite Chen Jing, which was so right!
At this time, the aunt finally arrived at the end with Chen Jing on her back.
After Chen Jing was put down by her aunt, she couldn't help blushing and squatting down with her face covered, obviously Chen Jing couldn't bear it herself, and she didn't have the face to see anyone!
"Hahaha......"
Chen Jing smiled, and the others laughed even better.
Only Chen He shouted, "Jump the horizontal bar first!" Eat something, hurry up, we still have a chance! Come on! ”
Chen Jing took a deep breath when she heard this, and after barely calming down, she jumped directly on the horizontal bar and bit the onion ring, and then crossed the finish line.
"It's over! It's over! Chen He immediately shouted.
Everyone couldn't laugh anymore, and waited for Lu Hao to announce the results.
"The BLU team took 83 seconds to complete the challenge!"
"Shredded coconut!"
When Chen Jing and the others heard this, they immediately high-fived and celebrated.
The red and yellow teams couldn't laugh.
Deng Chao suddenly said, "No! The blue team's result can't be counted! ”
Zheng Kai also reacted and pointed in the direction of Lu Hao, "Director, Chen Jing cheats!" He cheats! ”
Chen Jing looked down and smiled in embarrassment, and Xiao Di also smiled at Chen Jing.
Ma Su smiled and said to Li Chen, "Chen Jing...... Chen Jing is too open-minded and funny. ”
Deng Chao shouted directly to Lu Hao, "The rules are obviously to carry the aunt, not to be carried by the aunt, Chen Jing is obviously in violation." ”
Chen He immediately quibbled, "Auntie is voluntary." ”
"That's it!" Xiaodi also couldn't help but laugh and said, "We didn't force other people's aunts." ”
Deng Chao still looked at Lu Hao, "Director, Chen Jing obviously violated the rules, do your grades count?" ”
"That's it, you know, we did it!" Zheng Kai echoed.
"It can't be counted, then the game will be messed up!" Ma Su also said.
Lu Hao discussed it for a while, and then said, "Chen Jing's behavior is indeed a violation, which is unfair to the other two groups, so the results are not counted." ”
"Good!"
The red and yellow teams immediately applauded.
Chen Jing shook her head helplessly, and glanced at Xiao Di and Chen He, "No way, then let's do it again." ”
Xiao Di said, "Boss, you should carry your aunt faster than your aunt carries you, right?" ”
Chen Jing nodded, "It should be!" ”
"Okay, let's do it again." Chen He said.
Subsequently, the game continues to restart.
The red team was the first to start again.
In fact, the red team still has an advantage.
First of all, they are all boys, and then Dou Xiao has long legs, and Zheng Kai is also a little cheetah's character, and his speed is okay.
As long as Wang Zulan is a little worse, and then in order to use the height stalk, it will delay time.
And the second time he started, it was still the same, Wang Zulan did not catch the horizontal bar again, and fell directly on the ground.
"Hahaha......"
"Zulan is probably depressed!"
"How pitiful!"
……
followed by the yellow team, which took 91 seconds, and the angry three went crazy, just a little bit!
In third place is Chen Jing's blue team.
Chen He and Xiaodi played normally, and when it was Chen Jing's turn to run, when they came to the fat aunt again, the audience laughed.
Chen Jing also laughed.
What turned out to be even funnier was that the fat aunt turned her back directly to Chen Jing, bent down and said, "Come on, auntie carries you!" ”
Chen Jing was embarrassed when she saw this, and she covered her face and died!
"Hahaha......"
"Chen Jing herself is embarrassed, haha......"
"I guess Chen Jing herself regrets it too! Haha......"
……
"Auntie, I was wrong, I carried you!" Chen Jing didn't waste too much time, and after a moment of death, she ran in front of her aunt and picked her up.
After completing the task, everyone gathered over and waited for the results.
"Want to know the results?" Lu Hao asked.
"It's not nonsense, let's announce it quickly!"
"Hurry up!"
……
"The blue team took 1 minute and 25 seconds, and the challenge was successful!"
"Yay......"
Chen Jing, Xiao Di, and Chen He immediately shook their fists and laughed.
The yellow team and the red team regretted and were unwilling for a while.
"I knew we would win, so why bother!" Chen Hede said.
"That's because you're breaking the rules!" Deng Chaodao.
"Okay, don't talk about it, you can get the task card after passing the level, and then go to the next level, hurry up!" Chen Jing said.
"yes, we can go first." Xiao Di also reacted, "Hurry up, hurry up!" ”
"Then we'll go first!" Chen Hede said, "Bye-bye! ”
"Please get your clue box."
Chen Jing went over to receive it, then waved to the two teams, and left first under the envious and hateful eyes of the red team and the yellow team.