Chapter 315: There used to be a position far away from the fart
When they arrived at the Gwangjang Market, they entered a shop and saw three tables.
"Tell me the order of the dishes again?" Chen He immediately shouted.
"Probably not, so uncreative?" Zheng Kai looked at the director and said.
The group then took off their shoes as instructed and sat down at three tables.
"I'll go, Brother Chao, are you going to use biochemical weapons to kill us and win the game?" Chen Jing couldn't help but look at Deng Chao's footsteps.
Chen He fell back directly, "Brother Chao, you won, let's admit defeat, just ask for mercy at our feet and let us live!" ”
"Hahaha......"
Everyone couldn't help laughing, Deng Chao also covered his face and lowered his head to laugh in embarrassment, and then said angrily, "It's not me, it's Chen He!" ”
"If it were me, would I be poisoned by my own athlete's foot?" Chen He immediately retorted.
"Hahaha......"
The crowd laughed.
At this time, someone stepped forward and handed the three teams task cards.
The first mission, snack big bingo!
Buy a snack from the Gwangjang market and eat it to complete the bingo.
For each snack you eat, light up the corresponding grid in your team's color, and complete five squares in a straight line (horizontal, vertical, and diagonal) to complete it!
"Has any of you ever played a bingo game?" Xiao Di asked.
Chen He immediately said, "Isn't it just eating, just eat it and it's over!" ”
"Everyone, please look at the screen in front of you." Lu Hao said.
Hearing this, everyone leaned over to the table and looked at the screen, which was divided into 25 compartments of 5*5, each with a South Korean food.
You need to go to the market to buy food and come back to eat it according to the Chinese characters above, which are actually Chinese transliterations, and then light up the colors to become a straight line to win.
So everyone began to be busy remembering.
Xiao Di looked at Chen Jing and said, "How is it?" ”
Chen Jing smiled and nodded, "I know everything, but it's best to buy food at the four corners first, so that the back can be connected into a line, starting from the lower right corner, Genxin you remember the vertical one, Xiao Di you remember the horizontal one, and I remember the oblique one." ”
The two nodded, and then began to remember, as did the other teams.
When I remembered that it was almost there, I started to act, and one team moved, and the other two teams immediately followed suit for fear of falling behind, after all, it was the first task of the day, and they were all nervous.
In fact, this game link is not too difficult, mainly to use the two Chinese languages to create trouble.
But it's not difficult to find them one by one, as long as you remember the pronunciation of the transliteration, it will take some time at most.
However, this point does not exist here in Chen Jing, and he soon found the first food, which is the transliteration of the sea squirt.
An aunt took a sea squirt and added all sorts of things.
"Just one piece, just cut a small piece!" Chen Jing immediately said, "Then just give it to us directly." ”
"Huh? Just one piece? The aunt was surprised when she heard this, "How can this be sold?" ”
Chen Jing smiled, "You cut a small piece for us, but we still pay for a whole sea squirt!" ”
"Really?" The aunt looked surprised and puzzled, "Just cut a piece and take it away?" ”
"Yes, I'm sorry for you!" Chen Jing said.
When the aunt heard this, she had no choice but to cut a piece and handed it directly to Xiaodi.
Seeing this, Xiao Di said, "Is this okay?" So little, just enough to eat! ”
"It's okay, just buy it back and eat it, if you buy too much, you can't finish it, the program team may have to finish it, then it's troublesome." Chen Jing said.
Xiaodi is right to think about it, the program team is really likely to do this.
"Gen Xin pays, and we'll go buy other things." Chen Jing said.
After paying, the three of them went back in search of food.
With Chen Jing here, he quickly found food using Nanyu, and the green team directly purchased a lot of food.
So, by the time the green team came back, the orange team and the red team were already eating.
"Oops, I can't eat anymore." Wang Likun shouted.
"Chen He, eat quickly!" Zheng Kai immediately urged, "When it comes to eating, aren't you a top six!" ”
"You really think I'm a pig!" Chen He directly pushed Zheng Kai's head.
"Haha......"
Chen Jing and the three of them sat down and put the food box away, and then looked at the big screen behind them, "Youzhi and Sun De have been eaten, the bottom horizontal row has been abandoned, let's eat the rightmost vertical row directly, eat it first!" ”
"Just this one, who eats it?" Xiao Di asked.
"So small?" Chen He immediately shouted when he saw it.
"How did you buy it, just that?" Li Chen also leaned over and asked.
"Director, is this okay for them?" Deng Chao immediately complained.
"The rules allow it, just buy the food back and eat it." Lu Hao said.
"It can still be like this!"
"It's so cunning!"
The orange and red teams, who had already eaten a little, immediately shouted.
Chen Jing ignored them and said with a smile, "Why don't you update it?" ”
"No, Chen Jing has to eat it!"
"Chen Jing must eat!"
The red team and the orange team coaxed on the side, and Lin Genxin laughed and didn't move.
Chen Jing, who had no choice, could only pick it up and put it in her mouth.
I saw Chen Jing's brows furrowed, the taste was really not good, and it was very hard, and he couldn't chew it at all.
"How's it taste?" Xiao Di asked.
Chen Jing looked at a few people, "No wonder Auntie wants to add something to us, the taste is really indescribable!" ”
Chen He nodded again and again, he was sick to his stomach after eating the gift just now.
Xiao Di asked, "Can't chew?" I haven't finished eating yet. ”
Chen Jing nodded and said, "The skin is very hard, and I haven't bitten it yet!" ”
"As a reminder, the skin of a sea squirt is not to be eaten." Lu Hao said suddenly.
Chen Jing's face changed when she heard this, and she instantly spit out the sea squirt that couldn't be bitten in her mouth into her hand, and then threw it directly at the director team.
"Hahaha......"
Everyone laughed.
The camera was given to the director team, and they were all laughing.
And when everyone saw Lu Hao take off the sea squirt from his face with a disgusting face, everyone burst into laughter again.
Xiao Di and Wang Likun squatted on the ground with laughter.
"This is retribution!" Chen Jing didn't expect that she was so accurate!
Lu Hao said angrily, "If you don't figure it out yourself, who is to blame?" ”
"Hahaha......"
Seeing Lu Hao's gloomy face, everyone smiled even more.
Immediately, Lu Hao said again, "Chen Jing, you only bought this piece, so do you still eat it?" ”
The Green Team was instantly dumbfounded when they heard this!
"Haha, do it yourself!"
"Be smart!"
"Silly, huh?"
The RED and ORANGE teams immediately taunted.
Chen Jing thought about it, but the sea squirt fell on Lu Hao's face, and suddenly bent over, "Vomit...... I won't eat it, I won't eat it, I won't eat it if I am killed. ”
"Hahaha......"
Everyone laughed even more when they saw this.
Seeing that the green team was unsuccessful, the red and orange teams set off again.
And after they left, Xiao Di and Lin Genxin quickly took out other dishes.
"Horizontal rows can't work, and vertical rows can't work, so you can only come obliquely." Xiao Di said, "But we still have one Susu Bogu rice missing!" ”
"Eat it first!" Chen Jing said.
Then the three of them began to eat together, because they bought less, so they ate quickly, and the director team agreed.
Soon there was a diagonal line, and only one Susu Bogu rice remained, and all the others turned green.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Xiao Di immediately exclaimed, "It's just one left, gogogo!" ”
When the orange and red teams returned, they found that the green team had already completed a straight line.
"How is that possible?" Chen He was dumbfounded.
"Is this cheating?" Deng Chao is also unbelievable.
"We've only eaten three, and they're done?" Wang Likun also said with a shocked face.
"There was no cheating, the Green team did finish first." Lu Hao said.
"I know, oh, why didn't I think of it earlier!" Chen He suddenly said, "Chen Jing, do you know Nanyu?" ”
"Yes, Chen Jing returned from South Korea." Deng Chao immediately shouted.
"It's so unfair!" Zheng Kai immediately shouted.
Chen Jing and the three of them laughed and didn't say anything, in this regard, the green team did take a big advantage.
"At the very least, the game should be balanced, not too one-sided!" Li Chen said.
The director team also discussed it when they heard this, and finally made a decision.
Chen Jing's group still won the first place.
Each team completing a mission will be given a destination puzzle, but only a few pieces.
Three pieces for first place, two pieces for second place, and one piece for third place.
Given Chen Jing's situation, the Green Team only got two pieces of the puzzle in the end!
"How? Can you recognize it? Xiao Di asked.
Chen Jing shook his head, "The director team estimated that it was deliberate, and the two puzzles given were two corners, who could see this." ”
"It's okay, with you, we definitely still have the advantage anyway." Xiao Di smiled, "Let's go to Hanok Village first!" ”
Hanok Village is the second mission site today.
Hanok Village is a homestay similar to a homestay in China, where you can experience life.
It is surrounded by historic buildings and belongs to the cultural landscape.
In the courtyard, the proprietress stood there, pointing to three cards for everyone to choose.
The three signs are three words, and I don't know what they mean at all.
A spicy word, a detached word, a love word.
"What to choose?" Xiao Di asked.
Lin Genxin said, "Xiao Di choose." ”
"Okay, whatever, I don't know what it means anyway." Chen Jing nodded.
Xiaodi thought about it, then picked up the word love, and looked at Chen Jing with a slightly red face, "Then I choose this?" ”
Chen Jing smiled when she saw this, "Are you confessing to me?" ”
"Haha......" Lingen News laughed.
Xiaodi also covered his face and smiled, and then changed to a spicy word embarrassedly!
Then the other two teams also arrived, Li Chen chose love, and Chen He chose to leave.
Then today's task was actually gone, and the room was directly assigned for dinner and rest.
After everyone finished eating, after washing up, they looked at the room, it was too small, and a person of Chen Jing's height couldn't even stretch his legs.
Zheng Kai said sourly, "Now you know the disadvantages of long legs." ”
Chen Jing squinted and said, "You have a hard mouth!" ”
"Hahaha......"
Several people laughed.
Xiao Di covered his mouth and smiled, "Brother Zulan should be quite suitable, but it's a pity that he didn't come this time." ”
"Publish now!"
Everyone was chatting, Lu Hao suddenly spoke, and the staff sent a CD player to each of the three rooms.
Everyone was stunned when they saw this.
"It's getting late, and we're putting on a song for you to help you sleep, and there's a song that helps you sleep, very, very important, so be sure to listen carefully." Lu Hao said.
Subsequently, three songs were played.
Green team Chen Jing's side is "Hot Girls".
"Hot girls are spicy, hot girls are spicy, hot girls are not afraid of spicy ...... since childhood"
Team Orange Chen He's "Off the Surface of the Earth".
"Lose your watch, throw away your coat......"
And the red team Deng Chao is "Love You".
"Oh, baby talk a little more, if you want me to take a look at ......"
Lin Genxin looked confused, "Is this a clue?" ”
Chen Jing thought for a while and said, "Didn't Xiao Di draw that card today, there is a spicy word on it!" ”
"And then?" Xiao Di asked.
Chen Jing shook her head, "Then there will be no clues, there is no way to guess, the only thing I can do now is to memorize this song." ”
"Then come on, you're a singer, you must remember." Lingen New Road.
Chen Jing nodded when she heard this, "I want to remember, but you also have to remember, just in case." ”
All teams are the same, they are guessing the intention of the program team, but it is obviously impossible to guess, and in the end, they can only memorize a lyric, and then they are ready to sleep.
Xiao Di stood up and said, "No matter, go to sleep!" ”
Chen Jing said, "Why don't you stay and sleep together?" I don't mind. ”
"Hahaha......" Lin Genxin couldn't help laughing.
Xiao Di rolled his eyes at Chen Jing shyly, "I mind!" ”
"But I'm going to look you in the eye and write a song!" Chen Jing continued to joke.
Xiao Di bit his red lip lightly when he heard this, and then said boldly, "Or, you go to sleep with me, do you dare?" ”
After speaking, Xiao Di himself blushed.
"Oh...... Hahaha......" Lin Genxin applauded instantly.
This embarrassed Chen Jing, "Ahem, this, writing songs is not in a hurry!" ”
"Humph!" Xiao Di snorted when he heard this, and then walked back with victorious steps.
Everyone soon rested.
Then, the subtitles are displayed half an hour later!
"Nourish...... ......"
The camera opened, Lin Genxin took the camera and Chen Hao, and went out cautiously with a smile.
As soon as I came out, I saw Zheng Kai and Chen He.
"What's that sound?" Chen He asked.
Chen Jing listened and said, "It should be in Brother Chao's room." ”
Then, several people went over together and found that it was Ou Di who was snoring.
Forget about snoring, the key is that the sound is still very special, just like the sound of an electric drill.
Everyone laughed and recorded, and Lin Genxin complained, "We've arrived at the construction site." ”
Several people laughed.
Then everyone laughed and went back to their rooms to go back to sleep.
Another half an hour passed!
Zheng Kai and Deng Chao came to Chen Jing's room to shoot Lin Genxin.
Because he also snores.
Deng Chao smiled, "This is another one." ”
Zheng Kai couldn't help but smile and looked at Deng Chao, "The key is that he also recorded Ou Di just now." ”
"Hahaha......"
Thinking of Lin Genxin's taunting Ou Di just now, and now he is snoring again, people can't help laughing.
Deng Chao couldn't help but laugh and said, "It's too a slap in the face!" Hahaha......"
"Look at Chen Jing!" Zheng Kaidao.
As soon as the two turned around, they saw Chen Jing lying straight on the bed, with his eyes open, and his face was loveless.
"Poof......
"Hahaha......"
Seeing this, the two couldn't help but laugh again.
"On behalf of all the running men, I protest if we can let everyone sleep in one room in the future." Chen Jing suddenly said quietly.
"Hahaha......"
……
"Wow...... Wow...... Wow......"
The first rays of sunlight in the morning, accompanied by a siren, woke everyone up.
Chen Jing got up in a daze, and kicked Lin Genxin, "Get up!" ”
Seeing that everyone is moving too slowly.
Lu Hao shouted, "Get up, the team that gathers first has priority conditions!" ”
When everyone heard this, they sped up.
Seeing Xiao Di, Chen Jing smiled and said, "Wow, our Xiao Di is so beautiful without makeup!" ”
Xiao Di smiled happily when he heard this, and threw a wink at Chen Jing with a flick of his hair.
Seeing this, Chen Jing fell directly to the ground, clutched his chest and said, "It's too exciting, my heart can't stand it!" ”
"Haha......" everyone who came to the courtyard laughed.
Xiao Di also blushed and pulled Chen Jing up, and then slapped Chen Jing with a smile.
"Alright, give everyone 10 seconds to rub their eyes, now let's start!" Deng Chaodao.
"Haha......"
Everyone laughed, but they were all rubbing their eyes!
"Good morning, everyone." Lu Hao said.
No more trouble.
"Since everyone is up early, let's exercise, you have fitness equipment in front of and next to you, and there is a microphone on each equipment, that is, you have to sing while exercising in the morning.
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The song was sent to you yesterday. Sing together, sing a song together, connect the microphone to the scoring equipment of KTV, and reach 80 points to be qualified. Lu Hao said.
"Ahh
"What is this?"
"Here we go again!"
"That's how I woke up early in the morning."
Everyone complained, but it didn't work, it still had to be done.
The Green team starts first.
Lin Genxin had to hold the heavy barbell with both hands to his mouth.
Chen Jing had to do pull-ups on the horizontal bar to get close to the microphone.
Xiao Di pulls up from the ground, which is relatively easy.
"Hey...... Hot girls spicy, hot girls spicy ......"
As a result, only Xiaodi was singing, while Chen Jing and Lin Genxin just held on for a while and then lost their energy and couldn't sing at all.
"Poof......
Suddenly there was a burst of air, apparently a failure!
"What is this?" Chen Jing couldn't help but shout.
"Hahaha......"
"Hell on earth, it's hell on earth!" Chen He scoffed.
"Why do you want me to listen to such ugly songs when I get up?" Ou Di also said with an innocent face.
The red and orange teams laughed and mocked as they watched.
As for the green team, they are too tired to speak.
After a while, Chen Jing looked at the director and said, "Why is the prelude of this song so long?" The prelude is over, and we have no strength. ”
Lu Hao smiled, "You choose yourself, if you fail the challenge, the next group of red teams." ”
Chen Jing and the three of them reluctantly stepped aside, and the red team stepped forward.
sang Wang Xinlin's "Love You".
But Ou Di, who was pinned on high hopes and claimed to be Wang Xinlin's friend, just showed off his ventriloquism, but he couldn't sing the first half of "Love You" at all, and the result was also a failure!
Finally, there's Team Orange.
Wang Likun chose a microphone placed on the ground, which requires a word horse, but after all, he is learning to dance, and his flexibility is very good.
Chen He was in the recliner.
Zheng Kai was waiting to lift the barbell.
"Ready! Five, four...... Begin! Lu Hao shouted.
The orange team began to move while singing "Off the Surface of the Earth".
Chen Jing sat directly behind Zheng Kai, flanked by Xiao Di and Li Chen.
At this moment, Zheng Kai instantly lifted the barbell with strength, but he had just lifted halfway through!
"Poof......
There was a sound, and everyone heard it, and Zheng Kai actually farted at this time.
Everyone was stunned.
Then I saw Chen Jing suddenly covering her mouth and nose, and instantly fell to the ground and convulsed.
"Hahaha......"
"Ah......h
"Poof......
Li Chen was the first to cover his nose and shouted as he got up and ran away, "Oh, no! ”
Xiao Di almost laughed crazy, while wanting to go to see Chen Jing, he couldn't help it, and finally laughed directly on Chen Jing.
At this time, everyone reacted, and Odie, who was drinking water, also directly became a fountain.
"Hahaha......"
The director team also laughed.
Only Zheng Kai was holding a barbell and laughing, but he was extremely embarrassed, and his face was red.
"Save me......" Chen Jing struggled and dragged Xiao Di hard, "Save me!" ”
Xiao Di also couldn't help laughing, and cooperated with shaking Chen Jing vigorously, "You don't want to die!" Don't leave me! ”
Chen Jing held Xiao Di's hand and said intermittently, "Xiao Di...... I...... I'm dying......"
"Hahaha......"
Everyone continued to laugh, pretending to be calm and continuing to sing, Zheng Kai, who wanted to hide his embarrassment, couldn't hold it back, and directly squatted down and covered his face and smiled.
Chen Jing gasped and said, "Before I die...... I have something I want to say to you......"
Xiao Di hugged Chen Jing and smiled, "You...... Ha ha...... You said! ”
Chen Jing said, "Once, there was a position far away from my fart in front of me......"
"Hahaha......"
"It's far from fart, haha...... I can't do it, I'm laughing to death, hahaha......"
When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter again, and they laughed crookedly.
Zheng Kai's face was about to turn red, and he finally couldn't help shouting, "You guys are enough!" That's it! ”
"Hahaha......"
Looking at Zheng Kai, who was annoyed and angry, everyone couldn't help but continue to laugh.
Xiao Di forced a smile before pulling Chen Jing up and sitting down.
"Keep singing, they did it on purpose, don't be fooled!" Chen He urged.
Seeing Zheng Kai continue to sing, Chen Jing hugged Xiao Di and said, "I think Brother Kai may not be able to watch the CP group anymore, so he hates from love to hate, and wants to kill the two of us with a fart." ”
"Hahaha......"
Everyone laughed again, and Zheng Kai, who was tired from lifting the barbell, was also tired at this time, and squatted on the ground again to cover his face.
"Poof......
Team Orange is also a Jet Failure!
Li Chen glared and said, "This game is good for you to win!" What can it be? ”
Deng Chao also said, "That's it!" Chemical weapons are all used! ”
Chen Jing mended the knife and said, "You can use a knife to slash, you can stab with a sword, even if you use a machine gun to break through, but isn't it too cruel for you to fart and jump to death!" ”
"Hahaha......"
Everyone laughed so hard that tears came out.
Xiao Di covered his stomach with a smile, and then leaned on Chen Jing's shoulder, trembling and trembling.
Subsequently, at the beginning of the second round, the green team quickly succeeded because Chen Jing was there, after all, he was a professional singer.
And when it was the turn of the orange team, seeing that Zheng Kai still chose the barbell, Chen Jing directly pulled Xiaodi to the side, "Go, it's dangerous here!" ”
"Hahaha......"
Everyone laughed again, and Xiao Di also smiled and patted Chen Jing.
Zheng Kai could only close his eyes speechlessly, knowing that this fart would probably follow him for a while.
The red team then finished second and the orange team finished third.
After washing up and eating, everyone moved on to the next mission location, Myeongdong!