Chapter 904: Beerus and Elephantpa
Despite feeling that he was not compelling, Beerus asked with a hint of curiosity, "You and that elephant just now, right...... What did you say to the pig?"
Vis was stunned, "Is Beerus-sama referring to the guinea porpoise?" The guinea pig told me that in the past three days, the yokan has been half price, oh hehehehe, I am really looking forward to it."
Beerus was speechless, what kind of mess is this?
The brain turned twice: "Yokan? What is yokan?"
Streamers hang on the branches of trees in the village, and small snacks are placed in front of residents' homes for passers-by to taste for free.
Beerus is very polite at such times, he will not be like a starving ghost reincarnated, he will hold someone's plate and eat, he will only eat two bites, and after eating, he will politely chat with his master.
Konoha has been doing a good job of reform and opening up, and the villagers are generally a little knowledgeable, and they are not surprised by his upright cat-like appearance.
A few days ago, the seven generations of Hokage also brought back two big and one small, it is said that the big robot of the family, the robots can run and jump, can be shy, can be angry, and a cat in front of him walks upright with pants on, which is not a big deal.
When Beerus and Weiss arrived at the center of the village, they saw him lying on a bench like the old man Pa, with a leisurely appearance, while Bardos was drinking tea very comfortably.
Beerus didn't see his brother for the first time, but walked forward in a daze.
Strange as Vess, he grabbed him.
"Lord Beerus, aren't you here to stop the conspiracy of Lord Elephant?"
"yes, what's wrong?"
Vesss pointed to the fat man on the chair next to him.
Beerus: "???"
Who is this fat pig-like guy?
Look carefully at that facial features, look at the demeanor, look at the cheap look, this seems, probably, it could be my brother?!
Why are you so fat?
He shouted, "Elephant! How dare you come to the Seventh Universe?"
Xiangpa waved his hand like a fly, and said softly, "Skinny, why are you here? , don't get in the way of your good mood like Uncle Pa."
I'm damn it! Beerus subconsciously touched his ribs, he was already thin, and he had slept for so many years, he must have been consumed, what happened to the thin point?
"Fat pig, what did you say? Do you want to be beaten?!" The dry and thin Beerus was menacing, rolled up his sleeves, and seemed to have a good fight with the elephant.
But this time, not only Weiss and Bardos sat and watched, but even Xiangpa himself was not very angry.
A Naruto passed by several people, and he glanced at Beerus's face, who was about to ask, "What are you looking at?"
Naruto took out the photo in his hand, carefully checked Beerus's thin face, and then without saying a word, brought over a bowl of Yangchun noodles.
The fragrant noodle soup, coupled with the noodles that look quite strong, and the garnish of chopped green onions make this bowl of noodles have an indescribable temptation.
Beerus's words mixed with saliva and swallowed them straight back into his stomach.
He looked at Naruto and said hesitantly, "This is for me?"
"yes."
"Oh, thank you!"
A bowl of Yangchun noodles quickly went down, and he didn't pay attention when he ate, and after eating, his anger at Pa occupied his brain again.
He turned his head to look over and found that there were three bowls of noodles next to this dead fat man, why was he three bowls and one bowl himself?
"I'm going to ......!" As soon as his mouth opened, another Naruto ran from another direction and brought him a plate of boiled fish.
As a member of the cats, Beerus has little resistance to fish, looking at the fat but not greasy, spicy but not dry, smooth and tender fish, he swallowed his previous dissatisfaction again.
It's good, it's good! Eat first, eat and then talk! Anyway, things are not in a hurry......
Snoring, a fish is eaten, even the plate
He licked all the chili oil in it, and when he saw that Xiangpa was still eating the third bowl of Yangchun noodles like a pig, Beerus had a sense of accomplishment, this fish was much better than noodles.
"Xiangpa, you ......"
As soon as he said this, he had a hunch, and when he looked left and right, he saw another Naruto coming, and this time he brought him a plate of grape fish.
"Oh! This one looks delicious, too!" Beerus was overjoyed, his eyes straightened, and he ate happily.
He's just gluttonous, not stupid.
Whenever he got angry, or angry, that strange Naruto would pop out of the horns with the dish he had already prepared.
The problem wasn't Naruto, but some strange force that had been peeking at himself and Elephanta from a weird angle.
The other party didn't want to make trouble here, as if he was paying hush money, and kept gagging himself with all kinds of food.
Beerus looked at his angel servant with his spare eyes, and then looked at Xiangpa and Bardos on the other side, these three didn't think there was anything wrong, Xiangpa's eating appearance was still rude as a pig, Weiss and his sister talked in a low voice while drinking tea, the two talked and laughed freely, and Beerus didn't make it clear.
In any case, the angels do not harm themselves, he knows that very well.
Beerus's attitude was true and false, and he deceived him about eating and drinking, until the end of the day's celebration, when the sun went down, he still did not see the mysterious owner here.
Back in his own divine domain, Vis faced with his straightforward question, and did not hide it: "That should be the ability of Lord God of the Time Realm, and that Lord saw Lord Beerus from the future fragment, so he made a little preparation in advance."
Beerus scratched his face, was that "a little" preparation? Every word I was about to say, every emotional fluctuation was completely controlled by the other party, which was very unpleasant.
"Hiccup!" He hiccuped, "The King God of Time? I seem to have heard this name, and it is also the king god of the realm?"
"Yes, it's not surprising that the most special kind of realm gods are the ones who observe everything outside of time and can see some of your reactions."
Is that so? Beerus thought for three seconds, and then he was a little dizzy.
I ate a little too much today, especially the super cream cake at the end, it was so sweet, many Konoha villagers and ninjas like Qing Yu's food, and they can't get used to sweets, and finally he and Xiangpa, the two of them are like large garbage cans, one left and one right, to solve the super cream cake that is as high as a three-story building!
At that time, he was quite happy, enjoying the enthusiastic cheers of the surrounding villagers, and when he saw Bardos reprimanding Xiangpa for having to lose weight when he went back, his joy reached its peak, and his physique of not getting fat by eating no matter how much he ate must have made Xiangpa envious to death!
Now when he comes back, he also feels that he has consumed too much sugar today, and he feels very sleepy after using his brain a little.