Chapter 1: Silly Melon, Silly Melon

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Xiguan Renai Hospital, Institute of Mental Illness.

Just after dinner time, several patients strolled towards the ward, and two nurses who were preparing for the night shift walked on the way to the duty room.

"I heard that the well behind the hospital is haunted again? How can this happen all the time? ”

"Yes, it seems that a patient heard movement in the well in the middle of the night, and after telling the above, he sent someone to look at it the next day and found that the manhole cover was rotten, and the patient was also irritated."

The previous nurse turned pale with fright, "There have always been people over there who say that there is something unclean, it can't be true......

"Don't talk about it, we still have to work the night shift!"

……

Gong Piqing watched their backs disappear at the end of the corridor before sneakily moving out from behind the trash can, his body draped in a large black garbage bag, and his every move was with a rattling sound.

He looked around again, and when he made sure that no one was eavesdropping, he completely shrank into the garbage bag.

"Agent Gong Piqing reports to the headquarters, after my day and night reconnaissance, I have discovered the location of the enemy's lair, and the enemy has not yet discovered me, so I request a surprise attack!"

There was no reply from the garbage bag for a long time, and Gong Piqing had limited time, so he had to return to the dormitory before the bell rang, otherwise he would be found by the nurse on duty and not returning home at night.

"Since the enemy has already built its nest under our noses, the fate of the earth and mankind is at stake, how can we survive in secret!" Gong Piqing's momentum surged up all of a sudden, and he stepped on the edge of the window with his legs, and the whole person squatted on top like a huge bat.

"The night suit that has been treasured by the headquarters for thousands of years has finally come in handy today......" He sighed sincerely, patted the black garbage bag on his body, slipped his foot, and fell......

"Beep...... Wow...... Whoop ......"

Gong Piqing was awakened by the voice in his head, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the familiar red brick faΓ§ade, and beneath him was the earth with a hint of grass and trees.

"The Super Soldier system has been loaded successfully, and the intelligent data distribution is being distributed, please wait for ......"

"What's that? Who? Come out to Lao Tzu! What beep beep! Gong Piqing screamed angrily, trying to get up, but felt a sharp pain in his head.

"Wow, you turtles, sneak attack my 67-year-old veteran, don't talk about martial arts! What did you do to my brain! ”

"You were detected falling from the second floor, causing a minor concussion, do you need me to turn on your treatment?"

The voice in my head reappeared.

"Who needs treatment! Who had a concussion! You're a concussion! Do I understand this tactic? I'm here to see if there's any stalking near the enemy's lair! He shouted in his voice, and suddenly froze.

"Wait, what did you just say? Super soldiers? ”

The voice in his head was also stunned, "Yes, yes?" What's wrong? ”

Gong Piqing was stunned, his eyes gurgling.

"Huh? Headquarters renamed the plan? Didn't we call the Messenger of Day and Night's Thunder Demon Special Operations Team before? He spoke, and a faint sigh of relief came from his head.

"yes...... The headquarters has just been renamed, and the previous name was too flamboyant for you to hide your identity, so ...... The headquarters has changed its name......"

"Huh...... The headquarters used to have a name that was longer and more awesome, but I didn't expect to change the name specifically for my operation, and I was moved! ”

Gong Piqing really wiped away his tears, his hazy eyes fell on the well in front of him again, and at the moment he spoke, it seemed that something that was really black and faint jumped out of the well, and when he rubbed his eyes, the thing was gone.

"Since...... The headquarters attaches so much importance to this mission, so I have to go to the trouble for the fate of the world......"

Before Gong Piqing could finish speaking, a loud sound like a steel collision came from not far away, and the sound sounded like a car driving at full speed crashing into it, shaking the ground under his feet.

"Who!" Gong Piqing looked angrily in the direction where the voice came from, and saw a pitch-black figure standing not far away, the silhouette of the figure looked like a deformed monster, at least two meters tall, and the loud noise just now was from it slamming the iron warehouse door of the hospital with the weight in its hand.

"Good guys, good guys! It turns out that the enemy is really watching, and it's hidden quite deep! You'll have to wait until I'm ready to act! If Lao Tzu is caught by the nurses tonight and doesn't return at night, he will have to be punished for cleaning the toilet next week, you turtle! Gong Piqing scolded and walked towards the deformed figure, and the outlines of each other gradually became clear.

"Warning! Warn! It's an unstable infected body with a double mutation of attack and defense, and the strength of the host and target is extremely different, please stay away immediately, please stay away immediately! Warn! ”

The voice in his head shouted, Gong Piqing was so angry that his eyes were red, and he picked up a branch from the side of the road and ran over.

"Warning! Warn! The other party is an unstable infected body, and it may break out at any time, please stay away immediately, please stay away immediately! ”

"Yo? It's quite big, are you afraid to see Lao Tzu attacking your lair? Gong Piqing stopped, leaning on the branches of the tree and said jokingly.

"System Final Warning: The target is too powerful, please stay away immediately!"

"Oops, hey, I'm so annoying, why did the headquarters send me something like your mother-in-law? Since this guy doesn't want me to tear down their nest, how can I be worthy of the organization's trust in me if I don't tear it down? Gong Piqing said, and the monster on the opposite side was already running towards him with a low shout.

The monster's head was covered by a large cloth bag, and two miserable white eyes peeked through the two bloody holes in the cloth bag, and the gaze was so depressed that people did not dare to look at it directly; The attack mutation turned the monster's hands into two heavy bone sledgehammers, and the defense mutation gave the monster a layer of hard exoskeleton armor, and Gong Piqing was still wearing a hospital gown in the hospital, holding the branch he had just picked up.

"Negotiation with the host failed, emergency plan activated, and temporary attribute unlocked: Critical Breakthrough!"

"Headquarters is always dripping!" Gong Piqing screamed, dancing like a big knife to the branches.

The hammers of the monster's hands have been picked up, and at the same time, Gong Piqing's gaze has also fallen on the branch in his hand:

[(+9)A Tree Branch - Heavenly Punishment!] 】

Before the two broken hammer-like murder weapons fell, the branch in Gong Piqing's hand swung towards the monster with a series of crackling golden lightning, and the thunder shook and the sky trembled, and the monster instantly flew out like a kite blown away by the wind, until it hit the outer wall of the ward building.

Gong Piqing ripped off the cloth bag on the monster's head with the past, and the monster revealed the deformed horror head under the cloth bag, and its body was almost pulled in two, but it still looked at Gong Piqing with its eyes open, and there was actually a trace of horror in its godless eyes.

It's Gong Piqing, with a sad face, staring at the hideous monster in front of him like a teacher talking to a scumbag.

"Oops! The way you look, it's not a small problem! The old people say that if you plant melons, you will get melons, and if you plant beans, you will get beans, and even I know that people are people, ghosts and ghosts, but what kind of thing are you? People are not ghosts, what about your hands? How do you hold something without fingers? Also, you're covered in bones, and if you don't pull a few hard, can you squat down for? Could it be standing and pulling? Or is it hanging upside down and pulling? ”

Gong Piqing said, his gaze sliding over the monster like a scanner, and finally landed on the monster's head, "Good guy! Everyone has a pimple on their face, you have a pimple on your face! ”

The corners of the monster's mouth drooped as if he understood, and a trace of unbelievable grievances appeared on his hideous face.

"Why don't you speak? Could it be that he is a mute? Gong Piqing grinned, "It's okay if you can't speak, you tell me, which planet are you from!" And what is the purpose! ”

When he said this, Gong Piqing's eyes flashed with anger again, and he raised the branch that looked so normal, like an old father punishing a lying child.

The monster shrank back into the corner with its broken body, and the horror in its eyes changed to pleading at some point.

"Say! Why hurt so many innocent people! Gong Piqing was furious and almost knocked off the branches several times.

The monster wanted to cry without tears, the strong body of the orangutan actually trembled, and the noise of the exoskeletons rubbing against each other was annoying.

"Gong Pi Celebration! Gong Pi Celebration! ”

The voices of the nurses on duty came from the dormitory building behind him, Gong Piqing's face was pulled, and he said that this is a bad thing, so that this monster has been wasted too long, and the tasks assigned by the organization have not been completed, and they have been checked by the nurses until they do not return at night!

"A hidden threat has been detected and the system is picking the best course of action for you...... Best solution: Escape from the left side of the ward building along the root of the wall, climb over the wall and enter the toilet at the men's bathroom, claiming that he went to the toilet with diarrhea. ”

Gong Piqing looked at the path on the left side of the ward building under the guidance of the voice, and the one with the light on at the end of the path was the men's toilet.

"I'll spare your life today! When I go back, I tell your people that I will find out that you are doing bad things again in the future, and my organization and I will definitely not spare you, definitely! ”

Gong Piqing spat viciously at the monster, turned around and fled towards the route designated by the system.

"The more I think about it, the more angry I become, I could have smashed the dragon's den tonight, but I let a little minion do a bad thing......" Gong Piqing became more and more unhappy in his heart, and said that eighty percent of those nurses were also sent by the enemy to tempt him, otherwise how could the nurses around him be all the kind of beautiful girls who were convex and backward? Damn it! How did I understand it until today!

"You wait for me!"

He frothed at the mouth and turned around and cursed, his hands and feet fluttering, and then he slammed into the outer wall of the ward building with a "Teng".

"The host's escape failed, his condition deteriorated to a moderate concussion, other rescuers were detected coming, and self-healing was closed."

"The host is suspected to be a dumb melon, a stupid melon living in a mental hospital."

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