"You're so calculating, why don't you ask other girls how much they want to do when they're with you? Why don't you become an accountant?

After breaking up, you still want to make a sum of money from other girls, you were born in the porcelain family, right?

Say you don't have a brain, you can even count the water, electricity and gas bills of noodles. Say you have a brain, why don't you mention that other girls have spent more than 10W on you? Why don't you pay it back?

When you open your mouth and ask people for a girl's breakup fee, don't you feel hot?

Oh, how can it be considered a hot mouth? Even if you burn your mouth, it is estimated that you will have to pay a sum of money for medical expenses with other girls. Sisters, when you encounter such a scheming change jar man, run quickly, and the second half of your life will become unfortunate. ”

After talking about the matter of Man Xiangyuan, Liu Xiangnan showed love to netizens again. A red envelope of 2.14 yuan was sent on People's Day, and after the girl clicked on it, she was scolded for worshipping money.

"If it weren't for my two eyes telling me, it would be two dollars and a dime, and I would have thought it would be 214 million! Two dollars for a bowl of noodles may not be enough, right? Two dollars is a gold worshipper in the eyes of this group of people? I really don't understand what is the current definition of money worship, I thought that the gold worshipping girl wanted a luxury villa, a tens of millions of cars, a variety of luxury bags and jewelry, etc., but what was the result? The money worshippers in your boys' mouths are actually two dollars and one dime! ”

"If two dollars and one dime and four are gold worshippers, then what is the 1,314 yuan you received from other girls? Fighting chickens in cocks? Iron Rooster in Battle Chicken? The gold-worshipping man in the iron rooster? I beg you men who even count a penny to a dime, don't fall in love, okay? Is it bad to be single? Doesn't anyone spend your money on it? If you want to prostitute the youth and feelings of other girls, do you think that your toad face is a golden cicada with a golden source of wealth? Girls love you so much that they are willing to stick you upside down? tui！ ”

The barrage immediately began to brush up on the remarks of [hahaha].

Liu Xiangnan rested for a while, and after talking so many words in a row, he was still a little tired.

I took a sip of water and moistened my throat.

There are all kinds of barrages.

[Is Dao Da so angry that he is scolded and rude? Hahaha......]

[In my impression, Dao has always been calm and eloquent, but now Dao is so irritable! ] 】

[I'm also irritable! So many superb men and women, hahaha! 】

When it was almost time to rest, Liu Xiangnan told a few more examples, and finally, she came to the place she wanted to talk about the most.

"In the future, this kind of girl who meets a man in the change bank, don't ask me again, ask me, I just mean points! If you ask again, then I will wish you a happy life.

I wish you if you want to eat a millet porridge after marriage, you will have to be counted by your husband according to the grain!

Also, don't bother.

Don't tell me about your troubles, I also advise you, and you are reluctant to score.

My time is precious, and I don't want to hear about your emotional history with your boyfriend or husband, how much you can endure it, and how much you love your boyfriend and husband. ”

As soon as I thought of Xiaoya, Liu Xiangnan had an angry heart attack.

The Virgin Mary can only be a brother in front of her!

Just Xiaoya, hello, if you were born thousands of years earlier, maybe Guanyin Bodhisattva would become her!

Liu Xiangnan took a deep breath and continued.

"Finally, please don't be bad for money, polish your eyes when you fall in love, don't be seduced by some sweet words, and don't want warmth with a virgin's heart, and transform the kind of poor man who only has 800 hearts and eyes.

You want to grow up with others, let them become better and better, and others will be wronged by you.

If you really want to spend money and help the poor, you might as well pay more attention to the village lunch program, the foundation for children's various diseases, or help the poor people who really need help.

Or buy your favorite bag, jewelry, clothes, buy a man who will please you, and please yourself, can't you?

Why spend money to find guilt on yourself? Do you have masochistic tendencies? ”

……

Liu Xiangnan agitated in the house. The sound of the emotional output is not too small, and some words can occasionally be heard in the north of the road.

He squinted his eyes and thought to himself, could it be that Liu Xiangnan was scolding him?

Lu Xiangbei put down the book in his hand and walked to the bedroom door, and just as he was about to open the door, the door opened from the inside.

Liu Xiangnan's face was flushed like after exercise, and after seeing him again, nervousness and panic flashed on his face.

"You, are you going into the house?"

Liu Xiangnan didn't expect that as soon as he finished scolding, he saw Lu Xiangbei standing outside the door.

For a while, my heart was up and down.

What to do?

What a panic!

Did Lu Xiangbei hear the thing he just scolded?

Ahhh

The panic on her face was too obvious, and it was hard to ignore Lu Xiangbei.

If he rashly told the truth, it was estimated that it would make Liu Xiangnan panic.

He thought for a moment and said with a calm face.

"I want to change into a set of pajamas."

"Oh, good."

Liu Xiangnan hurriedly turned sideways and let him in.

In his heart, he took a breath, and it seemed that Lu Xiangbei should not have heard it, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.

She opened the door because she was going to eat an apple and go to bed.

When Lu Xiangbei came in, he saw the live broadcast equipment that Liu Xiangnan had not packed up.

It was instantly clear in his heart that Liu Xiangnan was not scolding him, but was live broadcasting.

But the doubts in his heart, the road to the north was refreshed.

It's not like being angry with him.

When she came back with the apple, Lu Xiangbei had already changed into pajamas.

He looked at Liu Xiangnan, who was sitting on the bed, and asked, "Let's try on a wedding dress tomorrow?" ”

Liu Xiangnan held the apple's hand and unconsciously exerted force.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll regret it after spending your money?"

After saying this, Liu Xiangnan wanted to raise his hand and pat his head.

It's really a pot that can't be opened!

Why be so cheap!

"Don't be afraid."

Lu Xiangbei straightened his chest and looked strategic: "You won't go." ”

Liu Xiangnan snorted twice.

Dog man!

Since you believe in your heart that she will not leave, why tempt her?

Do you know that emotions can't withstand the temptation the most?

……

Getting married is a tiring thing, especially when trying on wedding dresses.

However, the moment the girl puts on the wedding dress, all the hard work becomes worth it.

"Wow!"

When she walked out in a wedding dress, everyone at the scene praised her.

"It's so beautiful, it's like a fairy descending to earth!"

"Yes! I've always been thinking about this elegant dream wedding dress with embroidery and crystals, who can deserve it, but I didn't expect to see the most suitable person for her today! If I hadn't known that this wedding dress had been made for a month, I would have wondered if this wedding dress was tailor-made for this wife! ”

"I doubt it too! Whether it is the length of the main model or the temperament, it is very consistent with the wife! ”