Chapter 5: This ghost is really polite
It was also because of this action that the long scar on his face was torn up, like a crawling centipede, which was creepy.
But this scene fell in the eyes of Qian Duoduo and Zhou Jing, not because their brother-in-law was excited when he came back, but because they understood it as the boss's anger.
Why do you laugh when you're just angry?
Sure enough, ghosts think differently than we do.
"You see, the boss is really angry. That kid is finished. ”
Qian Duoduo whispered excitedly to Zhou Jing on the side.
"This boss just looks terrifying, that kid will definitely not be the boss's opponent, now there is a good show."
Zhou Jing said in a sour tone, she is most afraid of women's jealousy, women are jealous, there is nothing to do with men, she doesn't like the boss lady whose beauty and figure are far better than her.
Why, a ghost looks better than me.
This must not be true.
"Definitely."
Qian Duoduo nodded.
Zhang Bao, as a powerful ghost who immediately entered the red clothes, heard far beyond ordinary people, even if Qian Duoduo and Zhou Jing's conversation tried his best to lower his voice, he still heard it clearly.
Suddenly, he was playful, with an angry expression on his face, and the performance was so vivid that he could be an actor.
"Dare to cuckold me! Who is it! I can't spare him! ”
A large amount of black mist emerged around him, tearing his clothes, and the muscles on his body were exposed, Qian Duoduo and Zhou Jing both felt that the temperature around them was a few degrees lower, and their bodies also trembled involuntarily.
Zhang Bao pretended to curse while holding the giant axe on the ground.
Several times, they passed by Qian Duoduo and Zhou Jing.
Qian Duoduo and Zhou Jing were so frightened that they stood in place, not daring to move.
I'm afraid that if I move slightly, I will be directly split in half by the axe.
"Where are they now? Tell me. ”
I have to say that Zhang Bao's acting skills are very good.
At this moment, his eyes wanted to swallow that life alive.
"In... In the house. ”
Even if he knew that it wasn't aimed at him, Qian Duoduo's voice still couldn't stop trembling.
His legs were also a little weak, and he could only support each other with Zhou Jing, who was also like this.
"You guys, get out of here, too!"
Hearing their words, Zhang Bao immediately walked towards the house.
Just two steps away, he turned around and warned them.
Qian Duoduo and Zhou Jing, who were relieved, could only helplessly keep up.
Zhao Cheng and Liu Xiaocong on the other side saw this and glanced at each other.
"These two idiots. After that, the boss will definitely kill all of us in order not to spread the word. ”
"Really, don't take us with you if you want to die!"
At this point, there was nothing they could do but pray that the rules of the game would be stronger, and that the ghosts would not kill indiscriminately, and turn their heads and continue their work.
In the live broadcast room, because the boss suddenly came back, and they both heard the conversation between Qian Duoduo and Zhou Jing, the barrage reached a new high again.
"Dangerous, dangerous, long time no see?"
"Big guy, danger!"
"This can be live-streamed, I'm only eighteen years old, do I want to see such a scene early? Is this a distortion of human nature, or is it a moral turpitude. ”
"Although it has nothing to do with me.,But appreciate the things that people and ghosts explore the origin of life.,I'm still very interested, don't get me wrong, I'm a biology teacher.,I just want to see.,I just want to be uncensored.,Uncensored!"
"Something is wrong upstairs!"
"Is it just that those two snitches are stupid? I don't know if it's very likely to kill them all in order to avoid the ugliness of the family? It's really unpredictable. ”
……
A ghost and two people came into the house.
Zhang Bao, who knew the real situation, naturally did not open the bedroom door directly.
Otherwise, he would definitely be greeted by his sister with love, and he thought of the scene of being touched by his sister with love last time, which is still a nightmare.
Brother-in-law, but my sister's only weakness.
So, he knocked softly on the door.
This Qian Duoduo, Zhou Jing and the audience will not be able to fix it.
"What's going on? Am I falling behind? Now the ghosts are so polite? ”
"It's so quiet, are you afraid of making noise to the people inside, laughing at me."
"Don't, big brother ghost, as soon as you knock on the door, whether there is adultery or not, there is no way to open it, you are not catching rape in bed, you are giving them a chance."
Zhou Jing also felt that something was wrong, touched Qian Duoduo's arm next to her, and whispered:
"I don't think it's right."
"This boss looked so fierce just now, why is he so polite now, is it possible that the ghosts in the horror world are so polite?"
Qian Duoduo didn't know the reason, and he was also very puzzled, so he naturally couldn't explain it to Zhou Jing.
In this way, the two of them waited outside the door for several minutes, but there was no reaction from the door.
"Boss, what are you waiting for! Rush right in! The two of them may be reaching a climax now, so they refuse to open the door for a long time. ”
Qian Duoduo couldn't help but persuade.
Zhou Jing also accosted on the side.
When Zhang Bao heard this, his eyelids jumped, and he couldn't help but want to give each of the two people in front of him an axe.
I have to say that the IQ of these two people is touching.
"Brother Bao, you're back."
Xu Qing walked out of the kitchen.
Holding a bowl of steaming noodles in his hand, he greeted Zhang Bao while snorting noodles.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Lanzhi also came out of the kitchen.
Looking at Zhang Dabao and Qian Duoduo and Zhou Jing behind him, I instantly understood in my heart, although I especially wanted to laugh, but I held back, I held back.
"What? Dabao, come to catch the traitor? ”
She pulled a chair and sat in front of the two ghosts who were standing, and there was not the slightest emotion in her indifferent voice.
"Boss, didn't I say you, are you worthy of the boss by doing this?"
Seeing that Zhang Bao didn't speak, Qian Duoduo thought that the boss was not good at words, so he hurriedly replied.
This is a good opportunity to win the favor of the boss.
"In vain, he trusted you so much and loved you! Even knocking on the door is cautious, and even catching rapists is so polite, such a male ghost, where can you find it! ”
I saw his rhetoric in a fierce voice, as if he was Zhang Bao, if this is really the case, I am afraid that he will be said to be embarrassed, but unfortunately the actual situation is not like this, Zhang Lanzhi naturally does not have a little psychological burden.
By the time he finished, the scene fell silent.
Both men and demons were silent.
"Why do I feel that this guy is more excited than the boss?"
"You can't show it if you haven't been green four or five times."
"Boss: You are really good, you have told you what I said, what is the reason, it's not me who caught the traitor, come to you, you come."
"Wait a minute, have you noticed, the house is turning red."
At this time, someone noticed that something was wrong at the scene.
In the air of the room, a red mist suddenly appeared, and the red mist was getting bigger and thicker.
"Go on, say what you want to say."
Zhang Lanzhi, with a red light flashing in her eyes, said bewildermently.
"Stinky woman, you can steal people, and you dare to confront your own man here so openly, it's really shameless!"
The more Qian Duoduo spoke, the more excited he became, and the words became more and more difficult to hear.
The sweat on his forehead was dripping, and even his vision was obscured.
The green tendons on the neck burst out, and on closer inspection, there were red cracks climbing upward.
Between the opening and closing of the mouth, black gas gushed out of the mouth.
"Brother Qian, you ......"
Zhou Jing, who was silent on the side, felt that something was not right when she heard Qian Duoduo's words before.
The boss caught the traitor, why are you so excited.
It wasn't until she saw the current state of Qian Duoduo that she realized something.
"The proprietress must have done it!"
"Why doesn't this boss do anything, but his wife is being slept with, can he bear it! It's really a coward, a wreck, and a ghost in vain, I feel embarrassed when I look at it. ”
What she didn't expect was that the words she thought in her heart came out directly.
It turned out that when she opened her mouth to call Brother Qian just now, a lot of red mist had already been inhaled into her body.
As a result, she kept saying what was in her heart.
"Useless guy, what kind of scary ghost? I think it's just a piece of rubbish, and it's being ridden on the head. ”
"And you, a stinky woman, aren't you good-looking? What's so poor, no matter how good-looking it is, it's just a ghost, I'm a very famous Internet celebrity, do you know? A group of ghosts in the backwoods. ”
"And Brother Qian? You think I don't know what you're thinking? What kind of company manager, what successful person can you survive, you really think you are a child of destiny, here you are a fart! If it weren't for you to be my substitute for the dead, I wouldn't have bothered to rub against you. ”
As she spoke, the green tendons on her neck began to erupt, a red crack was climbing upward, and black gas gushed out of her mouth between her mouth opening and closing.
The head swayed in an indescribable way, and the eyes went blank, as if the soul had been extracted. The body twitched constantly, like a falling apart, and the bones creaked.
"Human, dirty in thought and vicious in speech. Look at this ugly appearance, what about ghosts, some of you have human hearts like ghosts, and they are even more terrible than us. ”
Zhang Lanzhi looked at the two people in front of him who were gradually becoming less human, with a sneer on her face.
Then, stretch out your little hand and wave it gently.
The red mist enveloped the two of them, and their skins were instantly devoured, leaving only a staggering skeleton, pitiful and pathetic.
After a few seconds, the fog dissipates.
The two of them were no longer in the room, only many blood particles floating in the air.
"Dabao, go clean up the mess."
"Just absorb these directly, you are not too young, how can you keep not practicing seriously, now you are only half-step red, what is the matter if you have been relying on me."
After Zhang Lanzhi finished dealing with the two, she said to Zhang Bao next to her.
Zhang Bao nodded hurriedly, ran over and swallowed all the blood grains into his abdomen, and did not forget to give Xu Qing a look during the process.