Chapter 5 You Stole My Duck
When the children came back with straw, they saw something strange in the dilapidated thatched hut.
Chen Ershu curiously picked up a toothbrush, raised his little face and asked, "Mother, what is this?" "
Laying the straw that the children brought back on the wooden bed, Song Zhizhi replied casually: "This is a toothbrush, used to brush teeth." "
"Brushing your teeth?"
Chen Ershu's eyes widened, staring motionlessly at the toothbrush in his hand.
When Song Zhizhi laid the straw and turned around to take the quilt, he saw Chen Ershu stuffing the toothbrush into his mouth and twitching back and forth.
"Mother, is that so?" Chen Ershu asked innocently.
The corners of Song Zhizhi's mouth twitched: "...... That's right, this blue toothbrush will be yours from now on. "
In order to make it easier to distinguish and not let the children take the wrong one, Song Zhizhi deliberately chose several toothbrushes of different colors.
Looking at the strange toothbrush and other strange things, Chen Dapeng frowned, a little uneasy, and asked tentatively, "Mother, where did these things come from?" "
Song Zhizhi was stunned when asked, she was patronizing and shopping just now, and she really didn't think of an excuse to explain how these things came from.
Seeing that Song Zhizhi didn't speak, Chen Dapeng's heart went up and down.
In fact, when his mother took out the roast duck just now, he wanted to ask how the roast duck came from.
But seeing that everyone was very happy at the time, he couldn't help but ask.
Remembering that his mother used to steal his aunt's chickens to eat, Chen Dapeng became even more uneasy, and almost even the cold hairs on his back stood up.
It can't all be stolen from my mother?!
Song Zhizhi naturally couldn't see the thoughts in Chen Dapeng's mind, she thought about it for a long time and finally decided to use the Dafa of flickering.
Anyway, these few in front of her are all children, and they are easy to fool!
"Actually, my mother can play tricks." Facing the three children, Song Zhizhi said with a serious face, "Mother can conjure up a lot of good things, but you must not tell others, otherwise they will come to rob your mother's things!" "
Chen Ershu, Chen Xiaofang nodded nervously, looking like she wouldn't say anything if she was killed.
And Chen Dapeng ...... Chen Dapeng had no waves in his heart.
Mother, you obviously told me before that the tricks are all fake and deceitful!
Song Zhizhi's lying made Chen Dapeng feel more and more uneasy.
This feeling of uneasiness lasted until the next morning, when Chen Xiaojun held Chen Xiaofeng's ear and held a kitchen knife in his hand, he angrily killed the door.
"Sister-in-law, get out of here!"
Outside the thatched house, Chen Xiaojun was angry and scolded the sky.
"You shameless woman, you are all separated and steal my things! Last time it was a chicken, this time it's a duck! Why are you so shameless! When I Chen Xiaojun met you, I really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes! "
On the bed, Chen Dapeng opened his eyes and said in his heart.
He got dressed and obediently woke up Song Zhizhi, who was sleeping next to him.
Because this thatched hut has not been inhabited for a long time, there is only one bed in it. But fortunately, Song Zhizhi and their mothers can sleep if they squeeze a few times.
Song Zhizhi rubbed his eyes, and a large amount of unbearable scolding poured into his ears.
After being stunned for two seconds, Song Zhizhi could clearly hear who was scolding and what he was scolding.
"Is she crazy?" Song Zhizhi frowned and wondered, "Who stole her duck?" "
Mother, kiss you.
Chen Dapeng said silently in his heart. Although he doesn't approve of his mother's behavior of stealing other people's things, in the final analysis, his mother's stealing other people's things is all for them!
"It's crazy." Listening to the more scolded outside, Song Zhizhi got out of bed and got dressed, asked Chen Dapeng to stay in the house to take care of his younger brothers and sisters, and opened the door and walked out.
At this time, the sky was bright, and the sun only showed half of its face.
Song Zhizhi yawned and stretched before he said slowly: "Sister-in-law, I don't sleep in the morning, why are you barking at me?"
Bark?
"How dare you call me a dog?!" As he spoke, Chen Xiaojun was furious, and the kitchen knife in his hand flew up and down, looking very terrifying.
However, Song Zhizhi didn't eat her set, and said with a smile: "I didn't scold like that, but whoever barks at my door is a dog." "
"You! You're really the opposite! You stole my duck, and you scolded me for being a dog! Chen Xiaojun was so emotional that Chen Xiaofeng was so frightened that he retreated again and again.
Seeing that she was about to successfully get out of Chen Xiaojun's sight, Chen Xiaojun grabbed her with his big hand and pulled her back.
"Xiaofeng, you say! Who gave you that duck leg last night?! "
"Yes...... It's my aunt! After Chen Xiaofeng finished speaking, he finally couldn't help crying.
At this time, she really hated Song Zhizhi's aunt in her heart!
She said why this aunt was willing to give her duck leg to eat, it turned out that the duck was originally stolen from her house!
Chen Xiaojun threw the duck leg in his arms in front of Song Zhizhi and sneered: "Sister-in-law, you heard it!" This time, the human and material evidence are all there, and I, the sister-in-law, have not wronged you! "
Song Zhizhi plucked his ears with his little thumb and said casually: "I'm wronged, I didn't steal your duck." Can you just just wronged a good person?"
"Are you okay? Phew! Chen Xiaojun spat on the ground, pointed at Song Zhizhi's nose and scolded, "If you are a thief, you can be called a good person!" Won't all the good people under that heaven die! You steal my duck to eat! You're not afraid of rotten ass! "
Chen Xiaojun has the unique characteristics of rural women.
It's hot enough, it's spicy enough, and half of the village can hear the scolding.
She scolded for a while in front of Song Zhizhi's thatched house, attracting many villagers who came to watch the excitement.
Hearing the two talking, the villagers also had a rough idea in their hearts.
It turned out that this Song Zhizhi was greedy and stole a duck from her sister-in-law to eat!