Chapter 6: Don't Blow Up My House!!
Three days passed quickly, Gu Wenli took Yang Yi to the college early in the morning, but she didn't take Yang Yi to the registration office, she brought a copy of the registration form, and Yang Yi had already filled it in, she took Yang Yi to the principal's office, and pushed the door directly. Walk towards the middle-aged man sitting at the desk.
The middle-aged man couldn't cry or laugh: "Wenli, how unaccustomed are you to knocking on the door?" His clothes were a little wet, and he had just been frightened by the sudden "attack" and squirted the tea out of his mouth.
Gu Wenli smiled: "Oh, why do you care about so many details?" Now, Headmaster, this is the new student I brought back, and he will be mine from now on! ”
The middle-aged man stared at Yang Yi for a moment, and said, "Okay, okay, Yang Yi, let's introduce myself, I am one of the five principals of the academy, Luo Xin." It may be a little sudden to come to you, but this school is more special, it really needs students, living people also need, it is a bit abrupt, and I hope you can adapt as soon as possible, rest assured, for your benefits and grants are definitely beyond your imagination! If you have something to do in the future, look for Gu Wenli, you will be her junior brother in the future. ”
Gu Wenli and Principal Luo talked a few more words, and then took Yang Yi to familiarize themselves with the class and campus system, and in the corridor, Yang Yi broke the silence: "I'm yours?" Forehead? ”
Gu Wenli chuckled: "Even in the underworld, our school is an extremely special existence, different from those Jiaotong University, Justice University, Communication University or something, you can understand it as a military academy and police academy in the yang world." The talents cultivated have special talents, but not all of them are used in combat, and many types can be integrated into life. For example, your three seniors are now working in a haunted house in the sun, their boss is very nice, surnamed Chen, and he always likes to drag a sledgehammer in his hand, and his employees sometimes call him Chen Dazhui haha. There are also people who choose to make movies, or do underwater cultural relics salvage, archaeology, all of them, and there are many uses for different abilities. Due to the fact that after graduating from this school, some of the occupations are more special. Juniors can choose to set up a club to complete the task, as long as there is a junior or above grade on the line, how old the members are, sister, the club I joined was disbanded last year, I want to form another one, but I want to choose a few by myself, just said that you are mine, which means that you have been assigned to my group by me, you are a little color batch, what do you want to be? ”
Yang Yi was a little embarrassed and diverted the topic: "Anyway, why is there a sun here?" And it's not the same every day. Yang Yi was indeed curious about this matter.
"They are the nine golden crows that were shot down by Dayi back then, they are not real suns, they just look like suns when they release energy after birth, if there were ten real suns, the earth would have volatilized a long time ago, and Dayi would not have been able to shoot them down. As for the fact that they are the sons of a certain immortal emperor, who knows if it is true, two of them went to the heavenly realm, and the remaining seven did not want to be reincarnated, so they stayed here. Gu Wenli explained.
"Here, there are many majors in the academy, and there are also foreign ones, here is the most common corpse department, the undead who have been transformed into corpses before their deaths generally study this, and they can also cultivate the ghost department, but they can learn this more easily. It is divided into zombies, zombies, drowned and other different subjects, and there are many types of each small subject, this field is the time field of zombies, of course, only when they use the ability to change their appearance, usually everyone is a normal human appearance~ But I don't want you to become like this, don't be stinky when the corpse is transformed. Gu Wenli explained while pointing to a pile of corpses that were practicing their control skills, some of which had completed the indicators and changed back to human form.
Yang Yi stared blankly at the several venues that were enclosed separately, speechless for a long time, and pointed to one of the small venues with a look of disbelief: "What is that?" ”
There was a bunch of zombies standing in the direction he was pointing, but ...... Some of them are wearing suits, some of them have barricades or iron buckets on their heads, some of them look like old men holding newspapers, and some of them are holding fence gates, and their big eyes are slightly cute, isn't this style of painting?! And their teacher, who put a pot on his head, seemed to feel Yang Yi's gaze, he turned his head to look at Yang Yi, and asked suspiciously: "Crooked Bibab?" ”
"Plant... Plants vs. Zombies? Or is it a 3D version??? Yang Yi was a little confused, "Do they eat peas and sunflowers or other plants?" ”
Gu Wenli was a little funny: "The monsters in the game, as long as someone is scared and someone thinks of it in their hearts, then they can have it, and they are also very promising, after all, they have a lot of skills, and they are proficient in bungee pole vaulting or something, and they can be converted at will." Isn't that also out of the game? ”
Yang Yi looked in the direction Gu Wenli said, what did he see!! Some zombies with blocks and skeletons with bows and arrows are being trained, some skeletons ride spiders made of blocks, and some zombies ride chickens (also blocks, of course).
When Yang Yi saw this, the hairs on his back stood on end, he recalled some not-so-beautiful scenes, and a green figure appeared in his mind...
"Shhhh ...... hiss" Yang Yi's familiar voice remembered, Yang Yi flew up in fright and shouted: "Don't blow up my house!" Turning around, a green creature flashed two white lights and swelled, but then changed back to its original state, gradually turning into a human form, wearing a green hoodie, blonde hair, and a little girl's appearance, of course, she is also the same age as Yang Yi, but she is more naughty. The girl was holding her stomach and laughing maniacally.
"Oops, I've seen this expression again, I haven't seen it for a long time hahahaha." The tears of the girl's laughter came out.
Gu Wenli was interested: "I'm afraid, he's the one you often fix?" That's a coincidence, haha. ”
The scared girl laughed and said: "Yes, as soon as he enters the game, I will drill into it, disguise myself as a monster generated by the game to blow up his house, how wonderful his expression was at that time, Sister Gu, I also recorded a video at that time!"
Gu Wenli said excitedly: "Really? Show me, show me! “
The two girls held a mobile phone and laughed like silver bells from time to time, Yang Yi was still in a daze, the hissing made him form a conditioned reflex, there is nothing more annoying for him than building a house a dozen times and being bombed a dozen times in a sandbox survival game. You can't prevent it!
Afraid came over, forced a smile and said, "Hello, let me be afraid, I've known you for a long time and often play with you." ”
Hehe, can that be called fun? The corners of Yang Yi's mouth twitched slightly.
Yang Yi looked at the girl in front of him, huh? It's pretty good, too.
Gu Wenli said: "I'm afraid that if it's my best friend, it may also join the club." But it doesn't matter, you should try to see if you are suitable for this department, huh...... You go find Mr. Dave over there. ”
Yang Yi followed the instructions to the small field he had just noticed, and after the tutor said a bunch of Martian words, he turned on the machine behind him and pushed Yang Yi in.
A burst of white light flashed, Yang Yi opened his eyes, and saw that he appeared in the middle of a lawn, still walking towards the house in front of him, Yang Yi looked at his hand, half of the iron sheet covered a small part of his vision, I have become an iron bucket zombie?
Just as he was thinking, a pea plant suddenly appeared out of thin air in front of him, spitting pea grains at him. Yang Yi walked towards the pea, his eyes secretly looked up, and there was a picture in the air, a little girl was holding a lollipop, looking to be sitting in the car, muttering: "Ugly monsters, ugly zombies, see if I don't kill you." ”
Yang Yi suddenly became a nameless fire, and actually said that I was ugly? Although it's really not good-looking to be like this, you can't stand in my way and say I'm ugly! I'll see how you kill me! Thinking like this, Yang Yi continued to march towards the pea, and when he walked to him, a wall of nuts suddenly appeared in front of him, Yang Yi hesitated, or learned from the zombies he had seen before, and went to gnaw nuts.
But it's a batch of nuts that are hard and taste like wax, so it's not delicious at all! Yang Yi gradually became irritable, and with a chirp, Yang Yi slapped the innocent nut and slapped it away.
"Really, it's a shame that you're so honest, it's so unpalatable...... Oops! Yang Yi suddenly reacted and looked up secretly. I saw that the little girl was staring at him with a stunned face, and the candy in her mouth fell out of her mouth.
"Uh...... Hi? Yang Yi tried to say hello
"Woo! Zombies are in the spirit! Mom, ah!! ”
Before Yang Yi could react, he was pulled back to reality, Gu Wenli covered her mouth and smiled: "Look at you scaring people and children haha." I'm afraid to echo on the side: "You can live better than me hahahaha!" ”
Yang Yi was a little embarrassed: "I don't seem to be suitable for the corpse department, let's take a look elsewhere." ”。
Saying that, she picked up Gu Wenli and ran out, Gu Wenli laughed and shouted: "Hey, wait a little slower, don't worry, hahaha~"
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