"Hey! You are a bad old man, not only do you watch chess and chess poorly, but you also pretend to be sick! Not to be outdone, the old man said, "It's not certain who beats whom!" ”

Su Mu didn't have time to have a big head, so he immediately stood up, held the wrists of the two old men pulling each other's collars, and persuaded: "If you celebrate the New Year, you will be discouraged." ”

"No way!" The two old men spoke in unison.

Su Mu twitched the corner of his eyes: "Then you can call, it is recommended to call home before calling, so that the corpse can be collected as soon as possible." ”

"Who will curse for the New Year!" The two old men spoke in unison this time, and once again spoke in unison.

Su Mu let go of the wrists of the two of them and said lightly: "One has a bad heart, and the other has bad blood sugar." Fists and feet have no eyes, and the blood attacks the heart......"

Hearing this, the two old men sneered at each other stupidly, turned around and walked away, ignoring no one.

Su Mu shook his head a little helplessly, picked up his backpack and prepared to go down the mountain.

"You can't go!" The old man who had been treated by Su Mu just now ran forward and grabbed her arm, then turned around flexibly and climbed directly onto Su Mu's back, "You carry me down the mountain!" ”

Su Mu: "......"

Without waiting for Su Mu to refuse, the old man continued: "As the saying goes, send the Buddha to the west and save people to the end." What if I get a twist on the way down the mountain and my eyes faint and roll down the mountain? You're the last person to come into contact with me......"

The old man chattered, Su Mu didn't say anything anymore, arched him up, and carried the old man down the mountain.

As he walked, the old man suddenly said, "Why did you save me?" Aren't you afraid that my old man will slander you? ”

The corners of Su Mu's lips hooked slightly, and then said lightly: "Don't be afraid, our principal said, whoever dares to slander me, he will let the political teacher accompany me to the court, the Chinese teacher will defend it, and the math teacher will calculate the winning rate."

If I really get locked up, the geography teacher and the physics teacher survey the terrain, the chemistry teacher deploys explosives, and the physical education teacher will come to my rescue. ”

The old man wanted to laugh heartily, but he deliberately stiffened his face: "Hmph! A flamboyant female doll. ”

Su Mu's steps suddenly stiffened, and the hand holding the old man behind his back trembled a little.

The old man patted Su Mu on the shoulder: "It's good to carry it, if you really fall, you won't cry." ”

After a pause, he continued: "My old man has read countless people in his life, and he can tell at a glance whether he is a male or a female.

Although I don't gossip so much, old man, to inquire into other people's privacy, if you become my granddaughter-in-law, I can find out your secrets openly. ”

Su Mu: "...... old man, are you active in your mind or are your brain circuits toxic?"

"Think about it, although you look average, but for the sake of my turtle grandson's single dog, you send the Buddha to the west, love and love to the end, how about it?"

Su Mu: "......"

Su Mu ignored it and quickened his pace, just wanting to carry the old man down the mountain as soon as possible, but the old man kept chattering in his ear, chattering and promoting his turtle grandson.

"Eight flat nine." Su Mu suddenly opened his mouth.

The old man was stunned for a moment, and the next second, his eyes flashed with golden light: "Female doll!" Can you play chess? ”

"Blind chess, I'm a sunspot, can you go?" Su Mu said coldly.

"Let's go." The old man took the initiative to arch up, "Seven into one." ”

"Cannon two flat three."

"Like three into five."

"Horse two into one."

“……”

Su Mu played blind chess with the old man while walking down the mountain.

The sourness turned over in her heart, the family was poor and had no toys, so her father picked up colorful shells as chess pieces, and the father and daughter often killed the sky in the dark, and the meaning was still unfinished.

But from now on, she can no longer play chess with her father......