698, stinky cousin, stinky man
"Stinks to death, I want to take a bath!" Dong Ying shouted in the sand cart.
When Yi Yun heard this, he immediately became angry, he was worried about the problem of lack of water, there are people here who want to take a bath? He paced to the side of the sand cart, and said unhappily: "Don't make noise, the drought in this oasis is very serious, there is no water, we have to rush to the Nanyang Oasis a hundred miles away to get water, we can't take a bath in two days, and we have to save water, everyone saves their own water bladders." ”
"What?" Dong Ying was startled and brushed the curtain out of the sand cart: "Drought, lack of water, hey! How can this be, don't deliberately lie to me." ”
"Can this still deceive you?" Yi Yun was unhappy: "Didn't you see it just now? There are not even crops growing here, and the water from the spring is very small, and there is only one pool of water in the entire oasis......
"There's a pool?haha, isn't it just the right time to take a bath?" Dong Ying clapped her hands happily: "Just take that pool of water to wash ......"
She happily jumped out of the sandcart: "Where is the water?
Everyone looked at her with strange eyes, she didn't care, looked left and right, and soon found the pool in the center of the oasis, next to the shallow pool, there were many local people lined up to fetch water, everyone's face was full of helplessness and pain, their lips were chapped, their steps were staggering, and they walked and swayed...... Since there was not much water in the pool, everyone took only a small half cup and replaced it with the next person.
Dong Ying glanced at it, her face changed slightly, and she froze, and after a while, she suddenly raised her head and hummed: "Hmph, the water here is too stinky, I don't want to use such stinky water to take a bath, it will wash me even more." ”
After finishing speaking, she flattened her mouth and said very unhappily: "It's all to blame for the stinky cousin, the stinky cousin, the dead cousin...... Don't let my servants be fully prepared before they set out. Usually I have a lot of water in my team so that I don't run into any drought...... Hum...... Stinks to death......" Her figure flickered and flashed back into the big sand cart.
"Cut...... This guy ......" Yi Yun shook her head, she was not as willful as Yi Yun imagined, at least she knew that the pool of water could not be touched.
At this time, Dong Ying's voice suddenly floated out of the sand cart again: "Stinky cousin." Lend me 200,000 taels of silver. I will return you after returning to Xiangyang. It's all your fault for dragging me out in a hurry, I didn't even bring pocket money. ”
"Why are you looking for me to borrow money?" said Iyunqi.
"Don't ask, just borrow me, what's the matter? Are you worried that I won't be able to pay it back?" Dong Ying snorted.
"How can you not afford to pay back a mere 200,000 taels. Iwan believed in her financial resources. It's only 200,000 taels, it is estimated that it is not money in the eyes of this guy, and I don't know how much money Emperor Taizu gave them in order to compensate for the deprivation of the ability of the Dong family, and that luxurious lifestyle can explain everything. He reached into his bosom and touched the silver ticket. I touched it for a long time, but I couldn't find 200,000 taels...... Yi Yun is not a psychopath, how can he carry so much pocket money on him...... He only had a hundred thousand taels of silver tickets on him.
"It's only 100,000 taels, do you want it?"
"It's only 100,000 yuan, how poor do you have to be? Stinky dicks, poor dicks, I don't have a few taels of silver for pocket money, I look down on you...... Forget it, it's better than nothing, give me the money!"
Iyun can't do anything with this guy's stinky mouth. handed the 100,000 taels of silver tickets into the car.
Dong Ying didn't stretch out her hand to take it, and retreated far away: "Stinky cousin, don't hand me the stinky money you touched, my hands will stink if I touch it." ”
"I'll rub, you ask me to borrow money. If you refuse to touch this money, what are you trying to do?"
"Help me distribute it to the people by the pool!" Dong Ying snorted: "I didn't give out money because I saw that they were pitiful, but there was too much pocket money and there was nowhere to spend it...... Uh-huh. That's it. ”
Evan: "......"
"Alright, go and send the money. What are you doing here? Stink, stay away from me, or my nose will be inflamed. ”
Yi Yunzhen couldn't do anything about this guy, he asked someone to take the money and distribute it to the people by the pool, but he also knew that the money was useless when the drought came, and the most important thing was not money, but food, so he asked the soldiers to divide some of the military food and give it to the people. Of course, the people were very happy, lying on the ground and shouting "Wang Ye Chitose Chitose".
Yi Yun walked to the side of the sand cart and said in a low voice: "Cousin of the Dong family, is Xinye under the control of Xiangyang?"
"Hmm!" Dong Ying nodded and said, "This is the boundary of ancient Jingzhou, and the oases within a radius of hundreds of miles are all managed by Xiangyang. ”
"In other words, it's your territory?"
"Well, it's my territory. ”
"Then I'll give you a suggestion!" Yi Yun said in a low voice: "Just sending them money can't save them, you must first exempt them from taxes, you can't collect taxes from them anymore, and then move them from the drought oasis to the oasis where there is still water, such as Xiangyang and Nanyang, which are close to the Qingshui River, and then arrange jobs for them, this series of problems can be solved in order to save them fundamentally, otherwise, even if you give them more money, it is useless, they will one day run away with Li Zicheng." ”
"Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen, don't listen! The opinions of stinky men cannot be consulted. Dong Ying shook her head in the sand cart,
Yi Yun was so angry that he choked: "Rub, don't listen to it, I won't teach you in the future." With that, Iyun turned around and left.
After he walked for a while, Dong Ying stretched out her head to look outside the sand cart, and saw that Yi Yun had already walked away, so she said to Zhao Yunying, Cai Rou, and the emperor's sister next to her: "Do you have a pen? Lend me, I want to write something." ”
"What do you want to write?" Cai Rou was curious.
"I suddenly thought of some rescue plans for the people in the drought-stricken areas of Xinye, and I want to write them down so as not to forget them!" Dong Ying stretched out her head to look again, and when she saw that Yi Yun was still in the distance, she breathed a sigh of relief and turned around and said, "It wasn't the stinky man who taught me, I already knew." ”
"Well, we know, it wasn't the stinky man who taught you! Mmmm, absolutely not. Zhao Yunxuan grinned.
"Definitely not, my sister will never listen to a man in her life, and her ears will stink when she listens to it. Dong Ying said proudly.
Hey, what's there to be proud of?——
The army left Xinye and began to march towards the Nanyang Oasis in the northeast.
Nanyang is a famous big oasis, it is said that there is a guy named Zhuge Liang, who was a farmer outside Nanyang when he was young, cough ...... This is what is written in the "Teacher Table" left by himself, "Chenben cloth, ploughing in Nanyang", which is translated, that is: "Brother was originally a farmer, farming and shaving in Nanyang".
The road from Shinye to Nanyang is very difficult to walk, there are stones everywhere, these stones are yellow, and when the wind blows, the sand is raised, so that people can't open their eyes, and the stones are piled up into several mountains to squeeze the road, forming a dangerous place where the road passes through the cliffs.
Yi Yun raised his head and looked left and right, there were stone walls on both sides of the road, and the middle was narrow, it was really a natural place for ambush: "This place is terrible, if you are ambushed, I am afraid that you will be beaten into a pig's head." ”
"That's right! This is also a famous battlefield in the founding battle of the Great Meng Kingdom!" Dong Ying said seriously: "This place is called Suwangpo, where Emperor Taizu defeated my ancestors' vanguard army with fire......
"Yo, it turns out that your ancestors and Emperor Taizu are enemies?" Yi Yun smiled: "The descendants of the enemy are still living so comfortably, Emperor Taizu is quite broad-minded, change me...... Hum...... Rape the enemy first and then kill her, and she will have no offspring......"
Dong Ying glared at him viciously: "Stinky man, his thoughts are filthy, and he is unbearable." ”
The two were talking, when they suddenly heard a "coaxing" sound on the top of the mountain on both sides of Bowangpo, and a large group of heads came out of the top of the mountain......
"I'm rubbing, there are ambush soldiers?" Yi Yun was shocked: "Isn't it, are you really ambushing me here?"
Dong Ying was also taken aback: "Isn't it, you are going to burn Bowangpo again?"
Both of them hurriedly looked up at the top of the mountain, and the girls and soldiers who followed them were all nervous, and everyone tightened their weapons and looked towards the mountain walls on both sides of the road.
At this glance, everyone is relieved, there are not many people who come out of the top of the mountain on both sides, and there are only dozens of hundreds of people, and there seems to be less of them to ambush Yiyun's army, it should just happen to be on the top of the mountain, these dozens of hundreds of people are running frantically on the top of the mountain, as if they are chasing something.
Yi Yun Daqi: "What are they doing?"
"Cut, God knows!"
"Just go up and ask. Chen Yuanyuan said with a smile: "This kind of mountain wall, it is not too difficult to climb up." ”
For ordinary people, this kind of mountain wall is really troublesome, but for ninjas, killers and other professions, the eaves are not big, Yi Yun nodded and said, "Then let's go up and have a look...... Yuanyuan girl, Zheng Zhifeng, Lu Xi, Takikawa Yiyi...... You guys come up with me. ”
"Hey, I'm going to go up to see the excitement too!" Dong Ying shouted.
"You...... Can you go up?" said Iyun Khan.
"What, find someone to carry me up. Dong Ying turned her eyes to look at the round girl, and found that she was gorgeous and unsquare, which made it difficult for people to look at her, and she was not willing to carry someone at first glance. Looking at Lu Xi again, he is very thin, not like a person with a moving back. Takigawa Yiyi, this person is a Fusang ninja at a glance, how can the big Meng prince let the Fusang people carry it? She finally stared at Zheng Zhifeng: "Carry me ......"
Zheng Zhifeng shook his head and sweated: "I'm not familiar with my professional ability, and it's difficult for me to go up." ”
Dong Ying flattened: "What should I do?"
"What else can I do, don't go up!" Iyun snorted.
"Smelly cousin climbed up on my back. Dong Ying shouted.
"Don't, I'm stinky, the whole person stinks, if I carry you, you'll stink. Eyun said in her tone.
!