Lin Ziwen on the side couldn't help but squirt out, he had heard of the dwarf and the poor. When did you have an extra soil fat round? If you really want to talk about it, Zhang Bufan is very rich, and he is not short. Dress decently, right? When did you get involved with Tu Feiyuan? Of course, if you want to lean on him and Tu Feiyuan, it's not impossible.

"Grass!" Zhang Bufan regretted it as soon as he opened his mouth, Ye Chen's scolding skills he had seen with his own eyes, and he could scold you until you vomited blood. Sure enough, as Zhang Bufan expected, Ye Chen's face immediately turned cold, and he sneered: "What kind of grass is it, even your cock that is less than two inches tall also wants grass?" The grass little hen people still think that your thing is buried, and the grass little rooster thinks that your thing can't burst the chrysanthemum. ”

"You ......" Zhang Bufan's face was suffocated. He clenched his teeth tightly, and it took him half a day to spit out such a word. It is estimated that he was scolded by Ye Chen again.

"What are you? Your father is dead, or is your mother dead?" Ye Chen skillfully took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, still cheap Double Happiness, seven yuan a pack. Then he put it in his mouth and said with a smile: "Or if your whole family dies?" I said Brother Bufan, why are you still here to pick up girls when your whole family is dead, it seems that this earth is not suitable for you, if you want me to see, you have to go to Mars, the people of Mars welcome you!"

Puff......

Zhang Bufan really spat out a mouthful of blood, pointed at Ye Chen tremblingly, and broke out: "I will grass your whole family!"

"Brother Fanfan, I'm sorry for you!" Ye Chen sighed helplessly and said, "I still don't know where my whole family is. Why don't you tell me?"

Bang......

Zhang Bufan finally planted it, and the male assistant on the side hurriedly stepped forward to lift him up, and then hurriedly walked out. Zhang Bufan and Ye Chen faced off, and there was never a winning budget. Every time, he was scolded by Ye Chen, spitting blood. Either that, or being fooled. When they first met, Ye Chen fooled Zhang Bufan that he was a friend of the little Arab prince and an arms dealer in Iraq. scared Zhang Bufan a lot. Since that time, the two have been on the right track.

"Kung Fu has not increased, but the ability to scold has grown a lot!" Li Ruo looked at Ye Chen with a smile.

"Alas, such a person doesn't scold, he wants to bully you when he sees you in the future!" Ye Chen took a cigarette in his mouth and sat down beside Li Ruo, and Lin Ziwen on the side hurriedly put the crystal ashtray in front of Ye Chen, and then walked out. Ye Chen looked at Li Ruo with a smile and said, "Xiao Ruo, if you want me to say, you also have to learn to scold, how about it, I'll teach you?"

"Huh?" Li Ruo was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said with a touch of shyness: "I...... I still don't learn it! The scolding is so ugly. ”

"That's not good, when you see someone like Zhang Bufan in the future, you can only scold him and blow him away. Otherwise, you won't be able to deal with him. Ye Chen immediately grabbed Li Ruo's hand and said, "Come, you look at the shape of my mouth and scold with me: grass...... You...... Mother...... Finish...... Next door!"

Flutter ......

Li Ruo immediately covered his mouth and leaned back with a smile. Ye Chen was inexplicable, this was just an ordinary scolding, what was so funny? Ye Chen looked at Li Ruo in amazement and said, "Xiao Ruo, what's so funny about this?"

"Haha, you scoundrel, how can you teach people to curse. I'm really convinced!" Li Ruo finally calmed down. His face was flushed with a smile.

"Scolding is a kind of human self-protection ability, understand?" Ye Chen looked at Li Ruo and said: "Sometimes, scolding can cure all kinds of diseases, and sometimes, scolding can make people happy, just like when you, holding a bubble of stool, that kind of overwhelming feeling of venting, you don't even need to wipe toilet paper!"

"You...... You are so disgusting!" Li Ruo glared at Ye Chen and said, "Feelings, you have also upgraded scolding to a very rational platform?" Hmph, let me tell you, scolding is not right. You don't want me to learn from you!"

"Xiao Ruo, you're wrong!" Ye Chen shook his head and said, "There is no one in ancient and modern China and abroad who does not scold. To scold is to have a moral concept, because when scolding, at least the scolder himself always feels that the person has something to scold. Who should be scolded and who should not be scolded, the criterion for this choice is extremely moral. So don't scold at all, you don't have to. ”

"Then how to judge this kind of standard?" Li Ruo looked at Ye Chen with a smile, this bad guy, when he spoke, he was very honest, as if he had upgraded scolding to a moral sentiment, as if scolding was a very noble behavior.

"If you think you should scold, scold, people like Zhang Bufan should be scolded, right?" Ye Chen smiled.

"Hehe...... Li Ruo grinned and said, "You said that scolding can cure people?

"Scolding is a cure, because it's a way to vent feelings, especially resentment. If you don't scold when you want to scold, you often get sick with your body, so when you want to scold, what's the point of scolding. Ye Chen took a cigarette in his mouth, his expression suddenly became extremely serious, he looked at Li Ruo, and said, "However, scolding is a kind of advanced knowledge, and not everyone can try it casually." There are those who are scolded in the mouth, those who eat lawsuits because they scold, and those who are scolded because they are scolded, all of which are the reasons why they will not scold. Now that I have learned from research, I will be of the same interest, or may it be a help when scolding?"

Flutter ......

Li Ruo laughed again, this guy has a very powerful mouth, and the way of scolding is actually the truth. She smiled and said, "So, you still have a lot of research on swearing?"

"Then you don't need to say!" Ye Chen patted his chest and asked, "Xiao Ruo, what degree do you have?"

"Hmph, let me tell you, I'm a Ph.D. in business and business from Harvard University!" Li Ruo snorted lightly. Ye Chen immediately stood in awe, then patted his chest and said, "Actually, I also have a doctorate!"

"What kind of doctor are you?" asked Li Ruo curiously, looking at Ye Chen with a pair of beautiful eyes.

"Doctor of Sociology Scolding Major!" Ye Chen was extremely serious when he spoke, almost confusing the truth with the fake. Li Ruo was stunned for a moment, as if she had never heard of this major, and then she immediately reacted, and suddenly, Li Ruo laughed. Ye Chen held a cigarette and looked at Li Ruo, who was almost laughing and tearful, and he was also very happy in his heart, to be able to make Li Ruo so happy, Ye Chen felt that his existence was still very necessary.

After a long time, Li Ruo finally calmed down, but her face was even redder than before, and there were still two tears hanging from the corners of her eyes, Ye Chen looked at Li Ruo very dissatisfied, and said, "Xiao Ruo, you can't do this, the smile is so low." ”

"Hmph, you just laugh a little low, I never laugh in the company, it's all teased by you bastard!" Li Ruo glared at Ye Chen.

"Okay, I was going to teach you a few scolding classics, but now it seems that it's over!" Ye Chen shook his head.

"No, you have to tell me and listen!" Li Ruo immediately pestered Ye Chen and refused to let go, Ye Chen asked with a smile, "Do you really want to listen?"

"Hmm!" Li Ruo nodded, at this moment, she found that she was very happy and happy with Ye Chen, although Ye Chen was a little careful, but he was an extremely considerate, and knew how to protect people, and was very secure.

"Listen!" Ye Chen coughed dryly, then took out Li Ruo's mobile phone and dialed Zhang Bufan's phone. Li Ruo was still inexplicably even, the phone was connected, Zhang Bufan was resting in the hall downstairs, just took a breath, seemed to have improved a lot, and immediately received a call from Li Ruo, he thought that Li Ruo promised him a noon date, and immediately picked up the phone and said: "Xiao Ruo, did you promise to eat with me at noon?"

"Zhang Bufan, you listen to me!" Ye Chen grinned, and then scolded in a very smooth tone: "You have lacked calcium since you were a child, and you have lacked love when you grow up, grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't love." The left side of the face is under-pumped, and the right side of the face is under-kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. Born to belong to cucumbers, owe shooting! The acquired walnut, owe hammering! Lifelong broken motorcycles, owe kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who belongs to screws, owe screwing! You say you, grandpa, I teach you to practice swords, you practice swords, you still don't practice swords, practice cheap! Golden swords don't practice, practice yin cheap! Give you a sword immortal, you don't do it, give you a sword god, you don't do it, you have to cry and shout to be a slut! Really, why bother?!"

Puff......

On the other end of the phone, there was another sound of vomiting blood. Ye Chen put away his mobile phone leisurely and said with a smile: "Xiaoruo, can you listen well?!"

Li Ruo was already laughing on the side, Ye Chen, this bastard, his scolding skills are really very good. It is estimated that Zhang Bufan will have to take a detour when he sees Ye Chen in the future. It took Li Ruo a long time to calm down her emotions this time, she got up from the sofa and said, "No, I've laughed all my life today, and my bowels are almost knotted with laughter!"

"Xiao Ruo, I came to you today for something!" Ye Chen suddenly remembered the purpose of coming here today.

"What's the matter?" Li Ruo sat back on the chair, and then looked at Ye Chen curiously. Ye Chen turned his head to look at Li Ruo and said, "The last car bomb incident, I need to mention this matter to you, I'm afraid that the mastermind who created the incident is within the Tianya Group!"

"Impossible!" Li Ruo immediately shook his head and said, "How can there be a traitor in the Tianya Group? This matter must have been done by the Siyang Group." Hmph, there's no one else but them!"

PS: I recommend a novel of urban special forces "Urban Demon Special Forces", which is good and not to be missed.