The next morning, the alarm bell rang on time, and I wasted a lot of effort to wake up my father, who no longer had the vigor of yesterday, so he sat on the edge of the bed and lit a cigarette until there was only a cigarette fart, and then lazily dressed and went to the ground. After coming to the Huitong Temple Lake, my father followed me and went straight to the bun shop. On the morning of the third day, he simply let me run by myself, and went directly to the bun shop. At this point, Dad's workout program is officially over, which makes me wonder if he actually wants to eat steamed buns that morning, so he asked me to get up and run...

After another two days, when everyone made an appointment to climb Xiangshan together, I, Da Pan, Shi, Huazi, and Da Chen took bus No. 331 at Xinjiekou Huokou Bus Terminal to go together. Xiaodong didn't come because he was going to his grandmother's house that day, and Huazi was able to come because he took the initiative to give a bag of golden rooster slices and a bag of squid rings as a punishment for wilting that day.

Like a spring outing, we each carried a school bag, and each of us contained snacks and bread. Since it was from the main station, the five of us sat on the seats in the last row and chatted while eating, but before we got off the bus, we ate all the snacks, and only a few pieces of vitamin bread remained.

Leading to the entrance of Fragrant Hills Park is a steeply sloping street lined with stalls of various snacks and crafts. Probably because of the boys' natural interest engraved in their genes, a few of us stopped in front of a booth with a sign of "Longquan Sword" and were attracted by the variety of weapons inside. At this time, the boss was bargaining with an uncle for a Tai Chi sword, and he didn't have time to deal with us, so several people picked up their favorite weapons from the stall and compared them. Da Pan waved around with a large knife; The stone was covered with pointed iron fingers; Huazi picked up an iron flute and found that after the flute was unscrewed at one end, there was a knife hidden inside, which could be twisted back to become a dagger with an extended handle; Dachen kept staring at the handguard hook hanging on the wire rack, because he was too short to reach, so he had to give up; I was holding a folding iron fan in my hand, learning from Zheng Shaoqiu in "Joking about Qianlong", and shook the fan with one hand...

Just as I was wondering if I could get a hidden weapon out of the fan bone, the boss shouted at us, "A few children, don't move blindly if you don't buy it!" ”

"You... How do you know me ... We don't buy it? Da Pan asked the boss angrily, "This... There are a lot of big knives... How much? ”

The boss of "50" glanced at Da Pan.

After hearing this, Da Pan took the big knife and gestured twice, and then put it back in a gloomy manner. . .

After coming to Xiangshan Park, a few of us went all the way up the winding mountain road. Seeing Huazi walking in front alone and bragging without looking back, a bad water suddenly appeared in my heart, and I glanced at the three of them and signaled not to make a sound, while I quietly approached. At this time, Huazi was unaware, and when I saw this, I felt a burst of joy in my heart, and grabbed his shorts and pulled him down violently while he was unprepared.

Huazi was still bragging about B when the shorts were taken off, and he didn't react for a while, and after a few of us started to coax, he hurriedly reached out to lift his pants. This scene was seen by several mountaineering aunts, and they all covered their mouths and snickered. Huazi was embarrassed and blushed, and in annoyance and anger, he scolded and flew towards me. And I was already on guard, and before he could lift his pants, I had already run to the top of the mountain, turning back and scolding him as I ran, and the two of them reached the top of the mountain one after the other.

When I reached the top of the mountain, I was out of breath, so I found a rock and sat down, and after a while, I saw Huazi hurrying in. I didn't bother to run anymore, so I quickly apologized to him, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just kidding!" ”

Huazi pushed me hard and said angrily, "Your uncle! Less nonsense, let me pick your pants for a while before this thing is over! ”

I smiled and said, "Come on, I didn't take off your little pants, why didn't you finish it." ”

Speaking of the little pants, I suddenly remembered some changes in my body a few days ago, and it really scared me a lot at that time. Here's the thing: I didn't take a shower for the first two days and didn't change my underwear, but when I took a shower that night, I felt like I didn't feel right when I washed little JJ, as if there was hair tangled underneath. I wondered in my heart and looked down and couldn't help but be stunned on the spot, it turned out that it was not hair at all, but a few black hairs growing next to little JJ, which were very eye-catching. Oh my god, where did this come from?! A sense of guilt arose, and I was thinking only about how I grew hair, how did I grow hair... I couldn't help but shudder when I thought of the dark spot next to the big JJs of the adults in the bathhouse, and I said that I would never grow like that! After making up my mind, I grabbed those few JJ hairs and pulled them out hard, and I was in the groove! Not to mention that not a single hair was taken down, but it hurt so much that I burst into tears. In desperation, I had to divide and pull it out, and after gritting my teeth and pulling out a few hairs, I really couldn't hold on, and finally I could only choose to give up, and I was defeated in this battle between people and Mao, and let JJ Mao grow wildly.

When I came back to my senses and saw that Huazi was still unrelenting, I pretended to be mysterious and said to him, "Ask you something, do you have hair there?" ”

Huazi was confused by my question, and wondered, "Where?" What kind of hair grows? ”

"Don't play dumb." I smiled at him and said, "That's it, hairy?" He pointed his chin to his crotch.

Huazi was embarrassed and said embarrassedly, "What's the matter!" But after a while, as if out of curiosity, he couldn't help but ask me, "Do you have hair there?" ”

"I'll ask you first, and I'll tell you if you're long or not." I said.

"Tell me first, I'll tell you." Huazi said.

"You tell me first."

"You speak first."

。。。。。。

Finally, I pretended to be big-bellied and said, "Okay, I'll tell you first!" You'll tell me when I'm done. ”

Huazi nodded.

I leaned into his ear and whispered, "There I am... Not long, what about you? ”

Huazi was slightly disappointed after hearing this, and when he saw that I had been staring at him after speaking, he nodded heavily after thinking about it.

"Did you have hair there?" I said it out loud on purpose.

"You're so quiet!" Hua Zi said with a blushing face.

"Is it black?" I asked.

Hua Zi blushed and snorted.

Listening to him admit that I had grown hair, I was much more balanced psychologically, in fact, I also knew that this was a normal phenomenon of puberty, but I couldn't accept the sudden changes in my body for a while. At this time, Da Pan, Shi Shi, and Da Chen also climbed to the top of the mountain, and I got up and waved my hand and shouted, "Here we are!" ”

A few of us went around the top of the mountain, climbing high and looking into the distance at the "ghost see sorrow", during which Da Pan put his hand on Huazi's shoulder and made a trembling gesture to push him down from the top of the mountain, which directly scared Huazi to sit on the ground. I wanted to scare Dachen in the same way, but he hid far away and didn't make do with it, so I had to give up in the end.

After a little more tossing, we began to wander down the mountain. When I came to the foot of the mountain, just as I was about to go home, my stomach suddenly rumbled twice, and several of them were also hungry to their backs, but several of them rummaged through their school bags and only took out a few pieces of bread.

Looking at these pieces of shriveled bread, several people lost their appetite at once, and complained to each other that this one ate that pot and that one ate that ham sausage on the way. Seeing that my stomach was getting more and more hungry, these people were still chattering, and I immediately made a big shout, "Shut up!" ”

Everyone was silent for a moment, and they all looked at themselves with blank eyes, I snorted and pouted and said, "It's not easy to do, how much money do you have in your pockets?" Let's pool the money and eat at the restaurant! ”

Several of them glanced at each other, immediately agreed, and all began to count the money in their pockets. I inadvertently glanced at Da Chen, only to see him hiding in the distance and putting his hands behind his ass and swaying something, and from time to time he turned back and sneaked a glance.

I guess he didn't hold back his fart, so I slowly approached and lowered my voice and shouted, "What are you doing?" ”

Da Chen was taken aback, and an unnatural expression appeared on his face, "It's okay, it's okay... As he spoke, he kept pounding with his hands behind his back, as if he was stuffing something into his butt pocket.

I saw all this in my eyes, and said expressionlessly, "What do you stuff in your ass pocket?" ”

Da Chen pretended to be nonchalant and said, "I didn't stuff anything, I just had a little itch in my butt, scratching... As he spoke, he pulled his hands back from behind and spread them out in front of me.

I couldn't help sneering, and said in my heart that your kid is still shaking this cleverness with me, it must be that he has brought a lot of money, and I heard that after pooling the money to eat, he wants to play chicken thief again. After some unsuccessful inquiry, I called Da Pan Soudou as a threat to force Da Chen to tell the truth, and it turned out that the grandson had 28 yuan in his pocket. After some bargaining, Dachen finally agreed to pay only 13 yuan for dinner, 1 yuan for the car, and the remaining 14 yuan for returning home.

Along the way down the hill to the station we found a small restaurant called "Home Cooking", there is a ditch at the door, and a bunch of flies are buzzing around. But it was good enough for us, because the first impression here was that the food was definitely not expensive. At that time, we had never been to a restaurant alone, at most we just had breakfast together, and this was the first time we went to the restaurant by ourselves, we were all holding back the luxury.

After ordering the dish, seeing that he was still rich for 9 yuan, Huazi proposed to add another dish, but was unanimously rejected by everyone. Da Pan said to buy a few bottles of soda to quench his thirst, while I stared at the counter shelf and said quietly, "Which of you has ever had a beer?" ”

After hearing this, everyone's eyes lit up, but it was still a little difficult to let go of drinking in public, but a boy of this age had a sense of curiosity about the things that were forbidden by the school and parents, and at the instigation of everyone, I had the courage to ask the waiter for two bottles of cold beer.

The waiter doesn't care about this, as long as he gives the money to the child, no matter how old the child is smoking and drinking in the restaurant, he will not stop it. Soon the cold beer was on the table, and we each poured a full glass when the bottle was opened. Looking at the pale yellow liquid in the cup, the heat suddenly disappeared, and at my suggestion, everyone raised their glasses together, pretended to clink glasses with each other, and then closed their eyes and poured them directly.

Cold beer is tasteless when you first enter your mouth, but after a while, the bitterness comes from the taste buds at the base of the tongue, and then there is a killing sensation that makes people gasp involuntarily. In the end, only a rich aroma (later I learned that it was the taste of malt) reverberated between my lips and teeth, and I really didn't expect beer to be such a delicious thing!

I wanted to praise the taste of the beer, but seeing that they all looked sad, I dismissed this idea and asked instead, "How is it, is it delicious?" ”

"It's a little bitter." "It's still a little astringent." "It's sour." "Usually, it doesn't taste good."

Perhaps to flaunt their maturity and rebellion, I saw that although they all said that they were not tasty, they did not mean to stop, so I proposed to raise a glass again.

In this way, the two bottles of beer were quickly drunk by us, and at this time, seeing that their faces were flushed, their emotions were obviously much more excited than just now. After asking everyone's permission, I ordered two more beers.

The five of us drank a total of 8 bottles of beer for lunch, and the next 4 bottles were all from them, and if it weren't for the lack of money in our pockets, several of us might have drunk more. In the end, the checkout was still 3 yuan short of the small restaurant, and the boss generously wiped us with change.

A few people helped each other to staggered into the car home, in fact, I was still relatively conscious, but my head was a little dizzy, not as bright as all of them. Especially Da Pan, who dragged Dachen alive and dead, insisted on telling him a tongue twister about eating grapes and not spitting out grape skins, but he didn't even finish the first sentence after ten minutes...

Soon after getting into the car, everyone quieted down, and the fatigue of climbing the mountain coupled with the effect of alcohol caused several people to fall asleep one after another. In my sleep, I seemed to come to the Youth Lake Water World again, looking around for the figure of snow-white thighs on the water slide, and suddenly found that the familiar back appeared in the middle of the pool, so I hurriedly sat on the slide and slid down. Unexpectedly, when I was halfway through the slide, the slide suddenly broke, and the whole person fell straight down, and the strong sense of weightlessness made me wake up with a twitch.

In the afternoon, the temperature in the bus was very high, and at this time a strong urge to urinate hit, but the conductor could hear the bus stop and the bus had just walked half the distance. Oh my God, how long is this going to last!

At this time, I saw that Da Pan next to me also woke up tremblingly, and after confirming that it would take a long time to get out of the car, I involuntarily tightened my legs...

Later, Da Chen and the others were all awakened by urine one after another, and the five of us almost maintained the same posture, not daring to let the lower abdomen be squeezed a little. When the bus came in and opened the door, my bladder was on the verge of cracking due to the long-term swelling, and I couldn't run at all, so I could only hold my breath and walk as smoothly and quickly as possible to the toilet.

This experience of holding urine left a deep memory on me, and since then, whenever I see the toilet after drinking beer, I will have to go in and stand for a while whether I want to pee or not.

Early the next morning, Da Chen came to the door to ask for money, I rubbed my sleepy eyes and pretended to be surprised and asked, "Money?" What money? ”

Da Chen exploded directly, shouting hoarsely, "14 yuan!" You said you would borrow 14 yuan from me! ”

"Oh, you said you had some money." I snorted and said, "Didn't you say you didn't have to pay it back when you had dinner yesterday?" ”

Hearing this, Da Chen was stunned for a moment, and tried to recall what happened yesterday, "Did I say I don't have to pay it back?" He suddenly raised his head and said firmly, "Impossible, I never said it, you must lie to me!" ”

"Why am I lying to you, you drank a lot when we had dinner yesterday, and I said happily that I was really happy today, and the 14 yuan should be used to invite a few brothers to drink, did you forget how much you drank?" I was talking nonsense in a serious way, and then added, "Several of them have heard it, if you don't believe me, you can ask them!" ”

"Did I really say that?" Da Chen muttered to himself, and then scratched his head with remorse, "Oops! I can't remember, drinking is such a delay! ”

I said in my heart that you can think about it, but seeing his extremely remorseful appearance, I couldn't bear to turn to comfort and said, "Okay, don't be angry, didn't you drink very happily yesterday!" This time, you have the right to invite a few brothers to dinner, but it's a big deal that we will invite you to eat again next time. ”

In the end, I coaxed him away, and watched Da Chen stagger out of the door of my house and then turned and walked towards the stone house.

Original and no contract.